🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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My teenage years had me bumping in to a lot of these fat, white trash dog “parents” with fat, undersocialized dogs whale eyeing people and having all these health and mobility issues and the owners really don’t give a shit.
As long as they can occasionally annoy the dog by picking it up and squeezing it by their face, they really couldn’t care less what’s going on inside their pet. They can play the “my doggie baby loves me look *kiss kiss kiss*” all they want but it’s just an accessory, and more often than not, an inconvenience.
You know Amber absolutely bemoans when Twinkie has the audacity to need to use the bathroom. Her tiny apartment is probably strewn with pee pads at all times. I’m sure “feeding” Twinkie has also involved giving her the same cheap kibble from young dog —> senior dog with different needs.
Walking a dog outside also means it gets to sniff - a huge big important thing for dogs - different things and satisfy the natural curiosity. All Twinkie ever gets to sniff is Amber’s suffocating amount of crap perfume, takeout bags, and nuclear farts.
What a life. Sorry, Twinkie. I’m glad you’re at least safe, and get some pets now and then.
 
Holy T_Rex said:
Poor lumpy Twonks, maybe it's just a fat benign tumor but she needs a fucking check up. I have a senior black lab and he's a lump with legs, he has a lot of them everywhere, but of course we take him to the fucking vet to be sure.
I think that that's one of the most disgusting angles (lol) about Hambor, not the crusty lard ankleballs, not the fact that she can't wipe her ass and wash herself as a normal human being, not even that she's a manipulative arrogant bitch to the people around her, but that she doesn't give a fuck about her pets. And I'm absolutely convinced that Rarity escaping was a choice and not a case, and I hope one day we'll know what happened.
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It'd be one thing if she knew that Twinkie simply had one, but was monitoring it with her vet to be safe. Being that this is Amber, however, there is no way that that is happening (if Amber realizes it at all since she rarely actually cares for the pets herself). This woman has defended Twinkie's long quicks and excess weight as being normal for her (or even chihuahua mixes in general). I suppose they are for Twinkie, only because of her owner not doing the bare minimum.

Acceptable said:
Lipomas can get huge and size doesn’t really change anything . I have a client at my Job that’s a chi and her tumor is the size of an apple and it’s on her chest. Removing them at an old age can cause more issues than just leaving it. It’s purely cosmetic, lipomas do not cause discomfort or pain.
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They can rupture if they grow too fast too suddenly, though. That smell is one that you will never forget. Twinkie would also need to briefly wear a cone if/when that happened. While I agree that lipomas are mostly harmless, that is something to consider that Amber definitely hasnt.
 
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I doubt hamber will spend much time talking about twonks health. One day she'll simply film a video of herself hysterically crying bc the vet FORCED her to put the dog down and there was nothing she can do but the vet made sure to tell her she was the PERFECT dog mom and also rally hot and had so many followers
 
I'll be honest, I'm surprised we're not discussing the whole "I'm too big for the shower guyyys" reveal

Was it just expected, therefore moot??
When I saw the pic (I might watch the video later just to discect it here) all I could think of was the many scenes from My 600 and 1000 lb best friends where people struggled to clean themselves.

Especially that one episode with the lady who'd get hosed down like an animal on her front porch.
It also made me think of the first episode of 1000 lb friends where it's revealed one of the women in the group was too fat to use toilets,so she'd pee standing up on puppy pads then give herself a whore bath
*Shudder*

Idk man this just hits different when I really think about it

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✨Tard-Star✨ said:
I'll be honest, I'm surprised we're not discussing the whole "I'm too big for the shower guyyys" reveal

Was it just expected, therefore moot??
When I saw the pic (I might watch the video later just to discect it here) all I could think of was the many scenes from My 600 and 1000 lb best friends.
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Just because she can squish her mass in to a box and “fit” does not mean she can comfortably and thoroughly clean herself and get in to all the places she would absolutely need to in order to maintain an acceptable level of hygiene.
She can step in and close the curtain.. then what?
Amber can also barely stand for more than a minute without needing to sit and catch her breath and I don’t see room for a bariatric shower chair.
Amber doesn’t bathe properly, but in her retarded fat brain the only part she cares about is showing people she can “fit” in there. So in her eyes, case closed.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Amber doesn’t bathe properly, but in her retarded fat brain the only part she cares about is showing people she can “fit” in there. So in her eyes, case closed.
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Wait am I dumb? Was the video spesifically to show she can fit?
((If so...wow.))

My biggest thing was "why admit you can't fit into your shower after all this screaming about being clean"
 
OMG as usual Ambo pretends to miss the point. Amber, no one is questioning your ability to shoehorn that shelf into an oversized, WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE shower... they are questioning your ability to actually get CLEAN. You know, without a helper scrubbing you down with a stiff-bristled brush on a pole and a high-pressured hose like they use to scrub down the elephants at the zoo.

... though, I must say that your "fit" in that shower was a lot tighter than what I was expecting.
 
Cecil Harvey said:
I don't believe she uses AI for her voice notes, but recording a suspiciously blank screen of a voice note isn't proof that you don't use AI you fucking dumbass. Also she just had to add in there that this Chris guy thought she was really cute.
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Hecticana uploaded a vid showing there are some free and low iq proofed platforms. Some sounded pretty close imho. Also the way they are worded is really sus for me
 
✨Tard-Star✨ said:
Wait am I dumb? Was the video spesifically to show she can fit?
((If so...wow.))

My biggest thing was "why admit you can't fit into your shower after all this screaming about being clean"
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Yes. And by showing us she can shove herself in her disability shower, she really showed us she can't actually clean herself in her disability shower. At best the water can run down her head a bit, but she can't get her whole body even wet, let alone move around and clean herself in there.

And poor Twinkie, that dog never gets walked more than a few minutes a week. If she did, Amber would be showing that over and over in her vlog, which is a whole week of footage. Instead she spends the time saying the same stupid shit over and over, trying to prove everyone wrong. She should just rename her weekly vlog to something like 'spend time with me while I lie about all the stuff I lied about last week' or something like that.
 
Hayduraide said:
The bump on Twinkie's side is getting huge. I remember we first noticed it in January and it didn't look this massive.
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I don't know how old her dog is, but fatty lumps can be common in older dogs. They feel soft to the touch and are harmless to the dog.

The only issue would be if the size or location of the lump (or lumps) made it more difficult for the dog to move around; then they would need to be removed. But otherwise they don't need any medical treatment.
 
i just want amberlynn to have a midlife crisis and sperg out like anisa did. she has so much disposable income she could easily pay to get herself tatted up and bring back the lip piercings, get giant stretched out ear gauges, like one of those 2013 tumblr disney princess edits but the size of jupiter and with jaundice. can you imagine her posing for pics on the back of those disabled/fat-person motorcycles with her next feeder?
i can
 
Haven't seen anyone share this yet and suspect it may be taken down, but someone created an entire AI album inspired by ALR on Spotify. Her recent very AI-sounding voice memo from a fan makes me wonder if someone is an elaborate troll or if Big Al is finally venturing into business as an AI musician.

https://open.spotify.com/album/3Q45Ga5mWHlYhZ6cpTxE5p?si=zrZhbJwqQx2n0j0cSaK63A

FWIW the music is not horrible.
 
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