🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hayduraide said:
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It makes me wonder
  1. Did Alexis approach Molly because she looks like Amber?
  2. Did Alexis tell Molly she would look cute in the same hairstyle Amber abuses and is slowly morphing her into an Amber replacement?
  3. Did Alexis think showing off an Amber look-alike would hurt Amber's ego and this is some BeePeeDee Chess move normies don't understand?
  4. Do fat girls just look and dress alike and there's nothing deeper about this than that?
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using the high angles to hide the chins is a classic fatty deception tactic.
 
Strong Tomato said:
I like this idea. Amber's thread is so out of date and has been for a long while. And ever since her entire forum closed and we just started using a single thread again, it can be hard to go back and find things.
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I would agree except that the wiki has been rolled out barebones. It should have been semi-complete (using the KF archived amber forum) before it was unveiled. The info is here. Just on a first look, Wipey isn't identified. We have her face pic and dox here. If the wiki protects the identity of Amberfuckers, it's garbage.
 
New & Improved Username said:
Wipey isn't identified. We have her face pic and dox here. If the wiki protects the identity of Amberfuckers, it's garbage.
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To be fair, the creator seems to have filled out the bare minimum to 1.) get it started and 2.) because they don't plan to complete the site alone. They asked for help from more informed users to edit the pages and add the details. They even left out Erica from the exes/eras list, which possibly suggests some gaps in their lore knowledge, so Jade’s identity likely isn’t being hidden on purpose. They may just be unaware it was discovered, especially since the wiki’s goal is to catch up on the lore without reading 4000+ Kiwi pages. Jade's dox is easily missed.

Or maybe I am just retarded, idk
 
Hayduraide said:
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Molly has been linked, photographed, and posted on several other DJ's Instagram accounts. It looks like she'd been working hard to network in this industry for at least a little while. Good for her.

Upon first glance, nothing weird sticks out. The girl has a hobby and goes outside.
She also has a day job working in logistics and supply chains according to her LinkedIn. https://www.linkedin.com/in/molly-cohn-
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good for her but damn yikes, me personally i'd be embarrassed if i spent however long in a hobby i enjoyed only to have to settle for someone who can only get by on AI music with AI covers who only has a name for herself because she's obsessed with a 600lb woman who can't wipe her own ass but hey, different strokes for different folks.

Hayduraide said:
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It makes me wonder
  1. Did Alexis approach Molly because she looks like Amber?
  2. Did Alexis tell Molly she would look cute in the same hairstyle Amber abuses and is slowly morphing her into an Amber replacement?
  3. Did Alexis think showing off an Amber look-alike would hurt Amber's ego and this is some BeePeeDee Chess move normies don't understand?
  4. Do fat girls just look and dress alike and there's nothing deeper about this than that?
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it really has to take someone who lacks a good bit of dignity to dress like that past the age of 16 no matter who you are. really a pattern with these people.
 
Alexis' YouTube lol
 

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God remember during the jade era when people would complain how boring alr was and that there needed to be more side characters and she needed leave her apartment more. Pepperidge farm remembers
 
Acceptable said:
God remember during the jade era when people would complain how boring alr was and that there needed to be more side characters and she needed leave her apartment more. Pepperidge farm remembers
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I guess we needed to specify that we wanted ENTERTAINING side characters.
 
escape to lalaland said:
I'm just here for the pink dildo video. Does it actually exist?
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My friend sent me this, apparently it's from this thread but idk how long ago. (Idk how this would turn on a lesbian. It's phallic. Then again, ambi is the most boy crazy lesbian in the amber-verse.

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Cataloons said:
It's a wand. It's a clitoral vibrator with a handle.
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Yes I'm aware hence i said VIBE and not DILDO. And in the hands of a woman that makes sense.

So why would she SUCK on it? That's what I mean. There's no reason to suck on a vibrator. Like it's a penis. For showing someone else. Is she sucking off pussy juice from it?? It goes on the clit so why is she sucking it!!! If she was enticing another woman wouldn't she wanna suck a grapefruit or something?
 
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Has at least one son and grandkid and likes fishing and installing sliding glass doors and eating steak and posting blurry pictures of himself on the couch. Typical boomer shit
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+who.cares+ said:
Is anything interesting known about Kristine Reid's boyfriend?
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Damn they been "engaged" that long ? I guess it's one of those fake engagements where folks never intend on really marrying. Not judging , just saying

Skinless Nugget said:
We know what you REALLY look like, Alexpiss
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Girlworld love their filters. Hint : if you hate your real appearance that much maybe consider making changes offline instead of filtering every single picture of yourself
 
Has Amber ever used an oven before? Ever? I feel like oven roasted broccoli would blow her pea sized mind bc all she does is sauté shit in a puddle of pam spray on the stove. Especially since she could sit down and rot while it’s cooking in the oven. You would think that someone who’s such a lazy piece of shit might look into more one-pan/simple prep recipes, especially since a lot of the portion sizes of those are for families of 4-6 and she eats for a family of 6. Then again, common sense isn’t one of her strongest attributes.
 
pistolwhipped said:
Has Amber ever used an oven before? Ever? I feel like oven roasted broccoli would blow her pea sized mind bc all she does is sauté shit in a puddle of pam spray on the stove. Especially since she could sit down and rot while it’s cooking in the oven. You would think that someone who’s such a lazy piece of shit might look into more one-pan/simple prep recipes, especially since a lot of the portion sizes of those are for families of 4-6 and she eats for a family of 6. Then again, common sense isn’t one of her strongest attributes.
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Amberlynn is capable of doing beastly things to salmon in the oven.

 
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