🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This was "leederally" the best! I don't know if these pictures were already posted but this is from Reddit.



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She’s really trying to work that leaning forward, hunched over with stringy hair covering her up angle to lure in a new victim, isn’t she?
Or is this how Amber thinks she really looks?
Stand up, Amber! Let her see you how you truly are!
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This was "leederally" the best! I don't know if these pictures were already posted but this is from Reddit.

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AI cannot comprehend the ankle balls at all lol
 
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I see no one has done an archive yet, so here's the PreserveTube, at least. Anyway, I've got nothing to say, so I'll just begin.

April 8th. Let's start with the questions. I'll just paraphrase them cuz Idc for this wordy phrasing.

Q: Did you come up with the food for thought questions?
A: Yes, her dream is still to come out with a guided journal (whatever that means). She just loves asking questions guize!

Q: Why don't you count the food you have out as ordering takeout?
A: This specific goal was about her relationship with ordering takeout food(? the one from uber apparently). Having a meal out with her mom doesn't count cuz that's just her spending time with her mom. Holy fuck that question must've hit a nerve she just keeps on talking. Anyway says this restriction is just about her breaking her uber habit.

Q: Will you start a gofundme so us supporters can fund your inpatient?
A: Absolutely not! She would never start a gofundme! (Is this shade for noneck?)

Q: How do you feel about fat jokes?
A: She can make fat jokes bc she's fat, but skinny ppl making fat jokes is not ok. (Also makes an example that she could make cancer jokes).

Q: Why did you not eat that ice cream with your mom if you allow yourself to eat those anyway?
A: Cuz it would've been her first meal and it'd have caused to spiral for the rest of the day.

Anyway, onto her goals.

Takeout Goal: Success, she allegedly only ordered takeout twice.
Drink 2 water bottles: Success
Logging calories on noom: Says she did, but she's kinda shifty eyed lol, also tells us it wasn't pretty when she stepped on the scale
Intermittent fasting goal: Big Fat Failure, as expected. "I'm not going to force myself to eat when I'm not hungry!" sure thing fatty

Says her week went pretty good, especially the beginning but the weekends are a lot harder for her (how so exactly? what's the difference between the weekend and weekdays for someone who doesn't have a job and doesn't really go out?). Stayed within her prescribed calorie amounts 6 out of 7 days but she could just not get satisfied on Sunday and overate drastically, and was up 5 lbs the next day. We get the usual water weight, not real weight, sodiumz excuses.

Says she's 518.0 lbs (so I'm assuming around 540). In other news, still a fat fuck. Says she 4000 calories on that day she overate.
Goal for the next week are:
  1. Order takeout 3 times a week.
  2. Have a successful weekend.
Kissy outro and bye.
Fatty is still fat and apparently mad that people are pointing out all the greasy shit she eats outside of her home. Had a day where she pigged out and ate over 4000 calories. Also she looks fatter than usual. Most importantly, I wouldn't have sex with her. Urgh, today is QnA day innit? Dreadful, not looking forward to that slop later.
ETA: The AI ALR INaction figures are great, but why is there a spirit of caretaker's past in the second one? Fatty spirits
Is that the fabled binge monster?
 
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With all the scoldings about how she tracks calories like Dog the Bounty Hunter, you’d think she had some real credible results behind her.

Oh no, 6/7 days of lying to an app that relies on what she inputs and 0.05% weight loss for a body that is living on borrowed time.

Forgiveness please, porky, I have learned my lesson.
 
What's this "explicit and highly sexual" video that Amber said is floating around in her latest video? I'm too fucking bored with her to comb back through this thread to see if it has been posted :crocodile:
 
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What's this "explicit and highly sexual" video that Amber said is floating around in her latest video? I'm too fucking bored with her to comb back through this thread to see if it has been posted :crocodile:
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That would probably be that crumble cookie video. It's nothing that exciting to be honest, it's naked Amber eating a cookie and smushing her deflated pathetic tits while trying to look sultry, you don't even really see anything except her dinner plate size areolas. If fatty wanted to make a video worth talking about, she'd show LAAYYURGHS. Overall, just kind of a nothingburger, like everything this woman has done in her life.

ETA: If you absolutely have to see it, there is a local archive of the video in this post. I suppose it can be good for a laugh, but it's not that special.
 
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The Cookie Crumble video was a whole nothingburger. Alexis and Amber bolth should be fucking ashamed of themselves for hyping up that dumb shit she insinuated was cinematic masterpiece.
 
I bet twinkie would have really loved big Al and been a true support animal if she actually took care of her and didn't fill her with anxiety
 
Anyone have any idea what the "four letter name" Amber has now mentioned twice in her member's only lives? Attached video of the two mentions as a reminder for anyone who doesn't rot their brains watching Amber's lives every week.


The first instance the four letter name was brought up was in the context of Becky saying "If they ever did anything awful, tell them, so they can say sorry." The second instance the four letter name was brought up was in context of why Becky would never break up with Dakota.
 

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