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"Mr. President, a second fat lesbian pedo has hit the beauty parlor"
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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"Mr. President, a second fat lesbian pedo has hit the beauty parlor"
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and before hamber tries to say that everything becky said is now obviously lies bc she 'lied' about this lets not forget:
beckys girlfriend can be a creep AND hamber can be a rag molesting crazy ex gorlfriend
beckys girlfriend can be a creep AND hamber can be a rag molesting crazy ex gorlfriend
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I wonder how smuglynn is gonna get now that Becks fiancé has her pedo receipts out in the open
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The subreddit mods are removing all mentions of the Dakota situation, apparently. These cunts are so insufferable. "What's going on? I don't want to check Kiwi Farms!!!" lol, lmao. Amber is gonna eat this shit up. Sucks to be Becky, I guess.
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Someone in Becky’s thread said it’s because they’re worried Dakota is going to get the subreddit taken down, which could maybe be the case. But it’s Reddit, they’ll speak ad nauseum about what a predator Amber is while justifying Dakotas actions just because they hate her lol
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It really is just about circlejerking over hating Amber for being Amber rather than Ambers actions. AFAIK Amber never outright solicited underaged girls to fill out cuddle forms and to send her their kinks.
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Oh, what's this? Another person in Amber's orbit is proven to be a massive degenerate? Color me not surprised. In fact don't even bother putting up the easel, that shit was inevitable. If anything I'm expecting DaCunta to come out as a heggin' coot and velid nonbinary/troonerino so all implications are then magically ok by via redditology. Ahem, in any case...
Eh this one was just kind of a nothingburger. Having seen this I don't understand how she thinks she only ate 2382 cals, gorl who do you think you fooling?
Thanks. Right then, let's watch our weight gain success story gorlie lie about what she eats and then answer more stupid questions.
Episode 2 of what I stuffed in my gob today: Fattest fuck edition
Talks again how the no diet diet didn't work for her andhow she's on noom again. States her watter bottle and takeout goals again, as well as the calorie goals and how her body is just sooo different. Mentions having gone through menopause but I don't think it counts when ate yourself into having your uterus revoked.
First meal of the day, Sushi. she ordered from a new place and she's soooo specific about her sushi and she's riul nervous. Crunchy Cali Roll, supposedly 922 calories. Claims about eating in moderation. This wretched ogre is eating with her hands. Posteditinglynn informs us what sushi is, seemingly thinking her audience are just as much of a mouth breather as she is (and from how yappy the QnA Lynnterview questions are aye actually fair concern Amber). Next she drinks her two water bottles.
Next meal is cheesy rice with broccoli and ground beef, latter of the two being from th day prior. She also put tapatillo on the broccoli. Claims this meal is only 770 cals. And because our brave fatty consumed two waters today she's also having a caffeine free diet coke. THe next shot is of her in her bathroom about to take a shower (bc otherwise she'd get ppls asking her why she's wearing different clothes). Next meal after the shower. Cuts chorizo in slices and pan-fries them, she then fries two eggs on both sides. In any case, she's also having radish and carrots with that, plus a sprite zero. Claims 392 calories.
Snacktime. Some salami mozzarella wraps, baby carrots, and Mexico Bolis. Also has one gatorade zero. Says the snacks add up to 297 calories, making for a total of 2382 cals for the day. Now onto her shitty food for thought segment. Thankfully, the 5 questions have been reduced to 3.
Q: If you had to improve one thing about today's food intake, what would it be?
A: She did such a good job today, but for reflection's sake, she says she should've only ordered one sushi roll instead of one.
Q: Was there a moment today that you were about to fall off track but you stopped yourself?
A: No, cuz the food actually fills her up.
Q: Do you consider today a successful day for you? No one else. Just you. Why or why not?
A: Yes she does (asspatting).
Kissy outro, bye.
Talks again how the no diet diet didn't work for her andhow she's on noom again. States her watter bottle and takeout goals again, as well as the calorie goals and how her body is just sooo different. Mentions having gone through menopause but I don't think it counts when ate yourself into having your uterus revoked.
First meal of the day, Sushi. she ordered from a new place and she's soooo specific about her sushi and she's riul nervous. Crunchy Cali Roll, supposedly 922 calories. Claims about eating in moderation. This wretched ogre is eating with her hands. Posteditinglynn informs us what sushi is, seemingly thinking her audience are just as much of a mouth breather as she is (and from how yappy the QnA Lynnterview questions are aye actually fair concern Amber). Next she drinks her two water bottles.
Next meal is cheesy rice with broccoli and ground beef, latter of the two being from th day prior. She also put tapatillo on the broccoli. Claims this meal is only 770 cals. And because our brave fatty consumed two waters today she's also having a caffeine free diet coke. THe next shot is of her in her bathroom about to take a shower (bc otherwise she'd get ppls asking her why she's wearing different clothes). Next meal after the shower. Cuts chorizo in slices and pan-fries them, she then fries two eggs on both sides. In any case, she's also having radish and carrots with that, plus a sprite zero. Claims 392 calories.
Snacktime. Some salami mozzarella wraps, baby carrots, and Mexico Bolis. Also has one gatorade zero. Says the snacks add up to 297 calories, making for a total of 2382 cals for the day. Now onto her shitty food for thought segment. Thankfully, the 5 questions have been reduced to 3.
Q: If you had to improve one thing about today's food intake, what would it be?
A: She did such a good job today, but for reflection's sake, she says she should've only ordered one sushi roll instead of one.
Q: Was there a moment today that you were about to fall off track but you stopped yourself?
A: No, cuz the food actually fills her up.
Q: Do you consider today a successful day for you? No one else. Just you. Why or why not?
A: Yes she does (asspatting).
Kissy outro, bye.
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dfranki723
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Didn't Fatty convince Casey to send her nudes when she was fifteen? Which is arguably worse.
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Can we please take the Dakota stuff to Becky's thread?
And she's vastly understimating her calories yet again because lazy and dishonest.
That "crunchy Cali roll" (x2) she claims was 922 calories? Sure, when you Google the nutrition facts for a crunchy California roll you get results that show 40-60 calories for each piece.
The problem is that Amber had a tempura California roll, aka a (LIGHTLY) deep-fried roll. Crunchy California rolls aren't deep fried, they're either rolled in panko flakes or tempura bits. Of course this has a huge effect on the calorie content.
Tempura California rolls are 75-95 calories for each piece. She ate 16 pieces, or 1,200 to 1,520 calories.
Of course she's so fat she can fudge a few hundred calories during her Noom bullshit and still be in a caloric deficit but this mindset is one of the many reasons she's five hundred fucking pounds.
Herself. That's the only one who matters.
And she's vastly understimating her calories yet again because lazy and dishonest.
That "crunchy Cali roll" (x2) she claims was 922 calories? Sure, when you Google the nutrition facts for a crunchy California roll you get results that show 40-60 calories for each piece.
The problem is that Amber had a tempura California roll, aka a (LIGHTLY) deep-fried roll. Crunchy California rolls aren't deep fried, they're either rolled in panko flakes or tempura bits. Of course this has a huge effect on the calorie content.
Tempura California rolls are 75-95 calories for each piece. She ate 16 pieces, or 1,200 to 1,520 calories.
Of course she's so fat she can fudge a few hundred calories during her Noom bullshit and still be in a caloric deficit but this mindset is one of the many reasons she's five hundred fucking pounds.
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The pooner is like a year younger than Amber so I'd hardly call that pedo shit. A shitty thing to do yeah, but just tacking on pedo because they were both young is disingenous
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I don't wanna start the "which pedo is worse" conversation
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And BOLTH are faht as fukk!
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Teens are dumb and send eachother nudes all the time. Illegal? Yes. Morally wrong? No, teens are dumb and horny. You can't stop them. You can just tell them to be careful.
Of course, considering Amber pressured Casey into it is wrong, but it's nowhere near an adult having kids fill out cuddle applications.
Of course, considering Amber pressured Casey into it is wrong, but it's nowhere near an adult having kids fill out cuddle applications.
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I want Amber to go full attack mode on Becky and Dakota, forcing reactors to acknowledge how screwed up they both are, especially Dakota's pedophilic past. Yes, ALR did shitty things to Becky sometimes but overall, she took care of her.
Amber deserves a molment of glory and ammunition against Becky and Dakota for all the crap they've pulled recently.
Amber deserves a molment of glory and ammunition against Becky and Dakota for all the crap they've pulled recently.
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Can she ever get food that isn’t fucking deep fried?
It’s goddamn sushi for goodness sake.
At that point two of those single cheeseburgers from McDonalds would have put her in to more of a deficit than that giant, fried, creamy sodium sauce-laden monstrosity masquerading as a sushi roll.
It’s goddamn sushi for goodness sake.
At that point two of those single cheeseburgers from McDonalds would have put her in to more of a deficit than that giant, fried, creamy sodium sauce-laden monstrosity masquerading as a sushi roll.
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Well, when they talk about Becky's weirdness with her cousin, they either just handwave it as Amber lying or go "Uh well im not really know anything about that, we're here to react to amber."
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Lmao the cycle restarts as she goes into hibernation after this last vid to grift with. Total Amber Victory
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Off course Becky went to the next fat weirdo without a background check aaaand she's a fucking pedo , seriously what the fuck is up with these people and minors. Becky, before you attach yourself to another obese lesbian do a background check because apparently there are many pedophilic fat lesbians out in Kentucky
Fucking hell people that are predatory towards minors need their fucking brains blown out (sorry for the crash out but it has become way too common)
Soft Gentle Love
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I think amber was on to something when she said Dakota seeked becky out lol, and once again becky jumped the gun on a fatty nd is suffering the consequences.