🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I'm already so tired of the wadur chugeeen intermissions. That and all the body checking and flashing some laaayg... Bitch is fishing HARD for a new feeder/wipey.
 
neger psykolog said:
I tried searching but didn't see this posted yet, just rate late if it is late, its a research paper/study on:

Trust dynamics in Amberverse​

A case study of Amberlynn Reid's YouTube channel, the commentary community, and audience engagement
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I don't really track the Hamberverse, but the fact, that this little piece was made by Poles piqued my interest, so i started digging and, sure enough, it was done by people

from Silesian University of Economics in Katowice.

Mr dr Grzegorz Filipczyk (his about me page on the main university page, only in Polish, however, THIS page is in English and confirms that he is our guy)
Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Zx5EX https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Zx5EX
Has a very interesting teaching profile - he teaches Game Creation and Programming:
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Although his academical achievements are rather broad and (kinda) ambigous:
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In bold: Scientific Research Specialisation:
Knowledge data collection
Serious games
Organising and navigating dialog in Games

So he is the Assistant Professor of the Department of Communication Design and Analysis at the Silesian University of Economics and he must be quite old - this site shows, he got his masters in 1993 and doctorate in 2003, which means he is at least 50 years old.
Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Rr1km


Tut Tut dr Filipczyk - for shame - 30 years in the scientific field, pages upon pages of reasearch material submitted and you sign such vile and easy-to-disprove lies with your own name?

Also makes you wonder what 50 something year old assistant professor is doing, creating scientific papers about a rather obscure lolcow, especially, since his forte is game design,
which leads me to belive it wasn't his idea but mrs Agnieszki Filipczyk https://www.linkedin.com/in/agnieszka-filipczyk-9457511b8 (i tried to archive this on 2 different websites, to no avail, did found her Personal profile on the uni page though)
Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/smLhO
Couldn't find anything to confirm their connection, but i personally think, she's a relative of his and decided to turn her hobby into a scientific work, to further her "career" and use his name to give some more "validity" to the study. However, the lies included in this Kiwi Erasure bit makes me wonder, if she really is a user of this site and frequents the Salon or is she a tourist that saw a youtube clip about Amber, or maybe heard about her from a friend and decided to glance the information about the Farms from the wikipedia, while doing her research paper?

Hi Agi, next time, do a proper fucking job and don't take your sources from wikipedia or rags like WIRED, when submitting a research paper.
3,5 years, working as an university assistant and can't even do the simpliest job right.

EDIT: reuploded their Scientific profile archives, to show their publication list first for easier identification and added the pdf print file from Agi's Linkedin (sadly, in Polish only).
 

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Depressed_Oni said:
Poor Twinkie, in a speed running contest with their owner to see who can die first
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That’s okay, all Twonks go to heaven while Hamber goes to hell where she has to watch skinny queens eat an unlimited amount of orange chicken and never gain a pound, while she will only ever have hot water to drink and no food
 
passionpoop said:
You guys ever wonder how long it takes for Amber to dress herself?
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She has admitted that she basically festers in the same clothes for a while, even sleeping in them and not changing in the morning, and then will throw on a new shress every couple of days.
Her leggeeeeeeens are basically fused to her at this point.
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
That’s okay, all Twonks go to heaven while Hamber goes to hell where she has to watch skinny queens eat an unlimited amount of orange chicken and never gain a pound, while she will only ever have hot water to drink and no food
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Nah we both know Amber's hell will only see her chug skem melk.
 
killerkungfuwolfbitch said:
what a dumb comment lol what is she healing from? do these retards not get bored of acting like these fat dykes are abu ghraib escapees
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They're salivating like starving dogs at the thought of another one of Amber's ex wipers coming out to share their tales of ABUSE and, most importantly, SMELLS.
 
lmao there's so many cuts in her little cryeen about cancer segment, very quick and dumb clip to highlight what is worth skipping. if you do feel so inclined to watch her cry about a fabrication in her mind, then I recommend taking note of how often she is looking down to read something. Like bullet points to hammer her delusions home. There's also tons of cuts throughout, I counted at least 4. You can catch her even at the end of this one shutting off the tears to look at her phone and cut the clip. I am forced to believe her less with each kvetch about it.

amber applies hair treatment.

fakest water chug ever, huge cut. bitch don't got the lungs to chug a whole water without a breath. this is a good content angle though, she should lean into fire sales and do dice game pulls and water chugs. personally, I think she should do 5 dollar scoops of mayo or handfuls of flour.
 
Janai said:
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Thanks. Another 30 minute behemoth from our gorl. Fuck you fatty. I'm expecting nothing at all.

Weekly Vlog Episode 2: Attack of the Cholesterol

Opening shot of fatty being fat in front of her shelf. Laments the fact that she forgot to put on earrings (don't worry, we didn't notice, your moonface eclipses your ears.) Is making a stuffed bell pepper in the microwave before hanging out with mom. Says people enjoy the length of the vlog (guess I am not people then). Lipstick talk. Claims she spends more time outside and blabs about perfume.

Next shot is her eating borgar and bingo, her stepdad won again. Next day, she's just so excited for her new schedule. Says she just loves routines so much (gearing up for the autism "diagnosis" are we?). Pantsless cleaning segment, no layyurgs unfortunately. Drinking water segment that takes wayyyyyy too fucking long. Next shot is after the member's livestream, apparently people like FortuneTellerGuruLynn.

Next day, just got done filming the let's talk videos. Doesn't want her vlogs to be drama based, just shit we heard before. Has been so triggered she just has to show the proof of her cancurrr, fake crying segment. Amber proves once more she's a gullible fuck by propagating the false info that Necky denied her cancurrr. This segment of her defending her holy super mega ultra cancer DX Remaster 0.5 Synchronicity Prologue Director's Cut goes on way too fucking long. Next is a shot of her walking twinkie and HOLY FUCK Twinkie is so big.

As she's home, she admits to being bad at regulating her emotions and deleting the rage live, is mad that people don't believe her cancer journee, which wasn't really a journey and more the average American commute. Next shot is her presenting a retarded pink backpack with bingo dobbers she bought for her mom. Says she likes bingo (exciting). Oh shit another retarded bag, And another, how many bingo dobbers does ne need? Says she's weird about germs, which her mom makes fun of her for. So she also got her mom sanitizer wipes. Gorl also bought more wax melts. As she going for a walk with Twinkie again, she wants to reprise the dangleen ankle arc by claiming she stepped weird and now her foot hurts. Listen fatty, until you tear your ligaments on cam I don't wanna hear that weak ass shit. Also lol at her breathless talking.

Next day. Hambo is doing laundry. Hmmmmm, interesting how the general angle of these closet shots have changed to no longer include the cubby where she put all the washcloths in :thinking: Makes ya think... Anyway, tells us a dream she had last night where she was swimming in a lake and her shark bit her leg. Says it felt weird. Hmhm, sorry to bring up Amber's shit wattpad again, but not only one, but two of her three stories (I'm not counting her poetry here) feature events that include swimming with seemingly domesticated sharks. This has nothing to do with the video, I just find it humorous, lemme have a lil' fun when I have to watch this video. Ahem, anyway, she says she did in fact look at the clip, which means she's either lying or she's too stupid to parse what Neckster was actually saying. Or both.
The most precious of boys
Wasabi Intermission ❤️ ​
Doesn't last long unfortunately, we're face with our hogress again. Blabs on about to-do lists and journaleen again, shows us her schedule in her planner. Next shot is her allegedly post shower and her fair is in retarded braids. Is doing her dental care and says she doesn't understand people that floss after they brush. I reckon you don't understand a lot of things, Amber. After this she allegedly walked Twinkie again.

The next day, we open to her rummaging through her makeup bag and we see her get ready for the day.
Genuine Retardation
I'm gonna start calling this the arrested development phenotype.​
Shots of her eating cereal, drinking water, putting on lipstick, and then we're off to walking Twinkie. Announces that she's going to bingo again. Shots of being at bingo, she and her family are supposedly winning a lot today, brief intermission of her stadning outside cuz this bingo hall makes her dizzy or smth. Back at home, she tells us her mentulz are getting better, and FUCK, we're doing another segment on the book. Oh, she says she won't share as much from the book anymore, is that cuz people were pointing out how retarded her self assessment was? Anyway, yaps on about therapy, the workbook, and wanting to be better at regulating her emotions.

Next day, fatty is in her kitchen yapping about how she looks different in videos and mirrors. We get a brief glimpse of layyuurghssss, but tbh fatty we already saw more layurgg when you stuffed your trotters in these lace yoga pants to impress your feeder, you're gonna have to do a lil' better than that. Next shot while at glow in the dark bingo. Once she's back home, she says she won 500$. Also drinks a bottle of water. Next day, fatty is in her closet again, putting on perfume. Apparently there was a fire alarm, and fatty and her pets went to the evacuation area. Next shot is of her grocery shopping. Back at home we get a timelapse of her putting stuff in her fridge. Riveting, truly. LEGO update and I dont give a shit.

We now get to the OracleLynn segment, her insights from this reading is:
Go with the transformation, the universe is on your side
"Am I being naive, or am I just trying to be a positive girliepop?"
Remove the limiting labels holding you back.
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Personally, I'd advise her to remove the limiting weight but eh... oh thank fuck the video is over.
Really, what's there to say at this point? It's boring slop content. It's about as exciting as the content you'd expect someone who only leaves the house for bingo to be. Though I am gonna pay more attention to any shots inside the closet. She doesn't wanna show the cubby with the washcloths, it seems.

Don't watch. Boring inside.
 
pippeyyy said:
Maybe another sighting of Amber in the wild using 2 chairs, like a dainty gorl.
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Her size and hair and everything look very spot on but something seems off about the face shape. That woman is also sitting up with relatively okay posture and usually amber is hunched over with a lump on her back. It definitely could be her but this is Oklahoma bingo, I don’t think amberlyn reid is a minority in the BMI category
 
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