Autistic Asparagus
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Amber would be the plainest looking white trash woman if she were thin.
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Plain and very flat-chested. It's hilarious every time she squeezes her chest fat together to create "cleavage".Amber would be the plainest looking white trash woman if she were thin.
I tend to believe she’d have saggers.Plain and very flat-chested. It's hilarious every time she squeezes her chest fat together to create "cleavage".
Destiny Cook made some posts relating to Ambo.
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View attachment 7147975In light of everything happening right now I was looking through old messges and found these screenshots between me and a close friend at the time of our breakup. Amberlynn wants to make all of her exes look hungry for attention and money and just out to get her. But she’s treated all of us badly and still doesn’t seem to care that she did at all. In these messages I talked about how I felt in those moments, and I think looking back it’s really telling. I didn't even realize I was feeling this way or remember a lot of everything going on. The last month of our relationship was like walking on egg shells and I was in full blown survivor mode. Yet I still supported her after I found a new partner and went out of my way for her? But I used her?.. right.
I had one more photo to share but the community post only allows 5 images. So I'll just leave this one here as well.ETA: TLDR: The part people will flock to. I don't think Amber can lift her arms to hit a wall so idk. I could imagine her asking Destiny to hit the wall for her however.
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Plain and very flat-chested. It's hilarious every time she squeezes her chest fat together to create "cleavage".
I tend to believe she’d have saggers.
This is literally the first I've heard of this.Also can’t forget (at least if Alexis is to be believed) that she got physical with Jade and Jade left her on the ground stuck like a turtle on its back lmao
I had to do some digging to find which video it was in, it’s this one and starts at 3:17. Unfortunately I think Jade and Krystal are the only exes of hers that have the capacity to feel shame so I doubt she’ll ever come forward to spill the tea, such a shameThis is literally the first I've heard of this.
That's amazing. Man ... I really want Jade to come out and "tell her story," too. lol.
Krystal maybe but what evidence do we have of Jade?I had to do some digging to find which video it was in, it’s this one and starts at 3:17. Unfortunately I think Jade and Krystal are the only exes of hers that have the capacity to feel shame so I doubt she’ll ever come forward to spill the tea, such a shame
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Y5PkbpHERA
Krystal maybe but what evidence do we have of Jade?
Just throwing it in here because Amber is convinced she'd be pretty if skinny. And she reads here.
Her own words from the latest video were: "I saw pictures of my mom when she was younger and she was hottt". Or something along those lines. Claiming this is why she thinks she'd be hot too. (I will leave out the contradicting claims she made in the past of fat people being able to be pretty too.)
Dear beast, you look like your dad. You look exactly like your dad. You look extremely much like your dad, a spitting image even. Especially when you are raging. You are your dad. Do not compare yourself to your mother who made an effort in changing and from who I could believe was pretty in her younger years. Who I believe was a hurt, vulnerable woman dragged down by an addicted man. (Aka shitmom) But you are that addicted man. With his angry beady eyes, applying violence to fulfil his needs. You are that man inside and out. A man who does not change because of his own ego and superficial needs.
This is you and how everyone sees you.
Do not compare yourself to someone bettering their life, you could never know what that takes.
Don't get me wrong, I dont care about Amber's mom. She was a shitty mom. But the beast is not allowed to compare herself to her. She is a dainty little daddy's girl.
Rant over, have a lovely weekend kiwis![]()
She never was, by anyone. She was never raped, she wasn’t bad touched, molested, ogled sexually, no one is sexually harassing her, no one is trying to pick her up at the grocery store, or Bingo, or the casino. The compliments she gets are from the same people who tell Eugenia she’s “looking healthier” knowing she’ll read it as she’s getting fat. Amber is grotesque now, and if she lost all the weight, she’d still be grotesque but with miles of extra skin. Look at Nikacado. He was actually cute when he was in his vegan twink phase but he’s absolutely wrecked his body beyond repair and now looks like a sad old queen. Amberlynn was never attractive to begin with, so it’s all downhill no matter what she does.When was ALR ever molested by a cousin? Wasn't the attention from your father's friends enough?!
If I remember correctly zachary michael also uses pronouns, he also had in the past unnatural dyed hair, high correlation with mental illness. Years ago I tried listen to him, couldn't even do it for 5 seconds, what a faggot voice, this guys body produces ZERO testosterone.zachary michael is a spineless whiny trooned out millennial faggot, and amber Lynn is fat and gross and I wouldn't have sex with her. that is all.