Introduces this new format, which starts with some shit called Sweet or Sour where she'll read a randomly picked comment from last week's let's talk (random comment reading? Fucking hell, fatty is reaching deep into her trick pocket for that one ain't she? How long's it been since she's done that?).
Next segment is Sippin Communitea where she will read comments from the Community post.
After that is Lynnterview and I think I'm gonna get a beer real quick. Some things are too insufferable to be sober for. In this segment she answers voice messages from Instagram.
And after that there'll be a segment called Tea or Tale, which is Amber doing RevisionistHistoryLynn where she affirms or rebukes rumors.
Last segment will be Bad Choices where she pulls an uncomfortable question out of a bowl.
You know, reading
@Diet Coke 4 Life 's recaps from a couple years ago always made me wonder if drinking that much was necessary, but I already doubt a single beer will be enough for this. Anyway...
Segment 2: Sippin' CommuniTea
Q: Have you considered that your refusal to do inpatient treatment could be linked to a drug addict's refusal to do rehab?
A: No, thinks doing inpatient would be fun (literally first question and already lahhing), but wouldn't do it because it'd be expensive and she has a job, also pets.
Q: Why is it okay for you to make assumptions about ZM's mental health, but when your audience does it it's mental health shaming?
A: Denies ever making assumptions and says it was just her doing what he did when he makes fun of her mentilz.
Q: Have you traveled the world since breaking up with Beck?
A: No, but lists such great places she's travelled to like Oklahoma, Wisconsin, Illinois and smth else but who cares, nowhere that actually matters, Bora Bora is forever locked to you fatty.
Q: What do you expect your life expectancy to be and what will you do with this time?
A: Thinks she will make it to her 50s
or her 60s even if she actually works toward improving her life. Doesn't give a concrete answer as to what she will do (shocker).
Q: How does it feel knowing you've been stuck in a Time Loop for the last decade? When when your watchers have graduated college with Master's, gotten married Etc, the world is evolving around you yet you haven't changed a thing.
A: Misses the point of the question and spouts shite. "I'm just so grateful to be alive" oh yeah you can really tell with how she's constantly miserable and occasionally raging. "I have accomplishments in my life" true, not many can claim to have driven away a death feeder. Is shoo proud of herself for doing stuff like using her own debit card and living alone. You know, I could see this for someone who has clawed their way up from homelessness after they've lost everything. You, cat killer, are an incompetent brat who only changed because you were forced to unlearn your helplessness because you ran out of retarded dykes to rope in. Mentions BeePeeDee and honestly let's just move to the next question.
Q: You know your comment section is public right? Why lie about getting so much support we can all see what people are saying to you Amber?
A: Says she gets support in private.
Q: Bahaa haa you are literally deleting comments I was reading one in the middle of it poof it was gone and it's nowhere to be seen!
A: Denies deleting comments, but mentions YouTube doing it automatically. (Too bad no one asked her about her banned words list.)
Section 3: The Lynnterview
Q: If you didn't have the obstacles that you have in your life, I'm thinking specifically about your weight, or maybe some of the trauma related obstacles, what different twists and turns do you think your life would have taken, um, let's imagine you didn't do YouTube, um, and you didn't have childhood trauma and you didn't have, um, your weight standing in your way where would you see yourself now?
A: In LA. (Maybe then she'd pick up a drug habit and actually do something interesting for once.) Doesn't know what she'd do for a job. THinks she would be thriving.
Q: Okay, so, um, you know how there's the butterfly effect theory of how, like, one insignificant moment in your life should could change the course of the rest of your life, do you know or can you pinpoint like what significant or insignificant moment or event happened in your life that, if you could, you would go back and change and maybe speculate how it could have changed the course of the rest of your life?
A: SA? When was fatty molested? Something surely messed with her brain, probably getting ropped on her head too often. Sounds like BS tbh.
Q: Hi, thank you so much for accepting my request, I just wanted to ask you if you could talk to yourself 10 years ago what would you say, what advice would you give, and also if you could see yourself 10 years in the future where would you like to be, um, and and how do you see yourself? again thank you so much!
A: Would tell herself to lose weight cuz she's gonna get cancer (and you know she still wouldn't do it). Would tell younger fatso about BeePeeDee and not to share everything on youtube. As for the future she hopes her health improves, but says she can't even see herself in her 40s (lol). Hopes she will be married.
Q: Do you think you'll ever do ASMR again? I'm not going to lie your old, uh, ASMR videos especially the like candy Bowl ring one has been a guilty pleasure of mine for like the past week, uh, sorry if this had to be weight related that's just been living rent free in my brain.
A: Says se will probably never make a dedicated ASMR video ever again.
Part 4: Tea or Tale
1: You cannot be diagnosed with BPD by a psychologist, let alone one that doesn't specialize in BPD.
Says Tale.
2: Amberlynn lied about when she posted her ER pictures to Snapchat.
Tale.
3: Amber uses a filter when livestreaming from her laptop.
Tale. Says she's too much of a retard to use a filter on livestream.
Part 5: Bad Choices
Thinks this series will last long enough for her to have gone through all of these questions.
Q: Have you ever told a friend they were being cheated on?
A: She doesn't think so.
Q: In the last 30 days have you sent or received a sext message?
A: No.
Q: Could you go a month without masturbating?
A: No. (Bitch would need a pussy scratch post to actually get stimulated.)
Q: Have you ever apologized after sex?
A: Says probably yeah (but that would require you to have had sex)
Q: Have you ever had a sexual partner that turned out to be gay?
A: Question is redundant. We know she never had sex.
And it's finally fucking over.
