🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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They could spend 45 minutes arguing Becky is actually fat lesbo Jesus, if it infuriates Amber I couldn't care less. The worst and most desperate for praise person here is obvious.
 
Are there any good reaction channels that only use text/robot voice and don't self insert at all? I really can't stand when these attention whores do voice overs, maybe a minority opinion.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
Next shot is her...ugh, making instant ramen. Ramen noodle talk that goes on for too long. Puts- 🤢 mayo into the pot she's cooking the noodles in, this is after the noodles were strained and most of the water removed.
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"Literally look how creamy and tasty that looks."​
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Amber learned this recipe as a little gorl from her cousin-- WAIT A MINUTE!!..... The cousin who lived with them? (The cousin she accused of diddling her?!) And now she's reminiscing about rapist ramen?!?! Where's her RAMEN PTSD?!?!
Nevermind, she'll just say that it was ANOTHER cousin. Just like it was ANOTHER white-trash Kristine Reid with the same DOB and address who ALSO had a sister Tammie and beat the shit outta her mom. Or ANOTHER Casey that she was complaining didn't want to talk to her anymore after the Rain and Petals Eavesdrop vlog. Disregard.

WTF!?!...
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Now, I'm not criticizing people who own/use tarot cards (basically, they can be used as a tool for introspection), but there are only 3 reasons to have THIS MANY Tarot/Oracle cards:
  1. You are an entertainer and have the flair and pizzazz to do amusing readings for others.
  2. You are running a brick and mortar shop that sells New Age junk.
  3. YOU ARE BATSHIT CRAZY.
Any guesses which one Ambo falls under? It's amazing how she'll just cling to absolutely *ANY* physical thing (available on Amazon) and try to make it her entire personality. I can't wait until someone notices these in a box full of smelly torrid tarps that she's illegally dumping at GoodWill for vlog content a few months from now.

Also, just give up, Amber. This "rebranding" isn't going to make anyone forget that you scraped your ass against the edge of a counter like a bear T-rex to clean out the shit because your arms couldn't reach.
 
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Autistic Asparagus said:
True, I don’t even believe all the stuff Becky is saying is 100% true but seeing Amber rage about it is fun.
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Yea, I think Becky has twisted some things and definitely left out the full picture. However, I don't think she is some manipulating bitch like Amber is trying to paint. Becky is so stupid, there's no way she had a master plan to use Amber and manipulated Amber to stay in the relationship. What it boils down to is Becky let a morbidly obese woman pressure her into relationship and further dug herself into a hole after she quit her job. Becky was more than grown to walk away after first meeting Amber. But the whole thing about amber trying to say "oh well becky used me for money" That's Amber's Fault, she didn't have to let becky use the money and could've set boundaries. But she didn't, no need to cry now.
pick me gorl said:
Are there any good reaction channels that only use text/robot voice and don't self insert at all? I really can't stand when these attention whores do voice overs, maybe a minority opinion.
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Orange queen, Apathetic Faxx, and Bottle.
 
Janai said:
Watched a "retro" react from Salty Crab
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EQBo1-n3tGAand I think it's so funny that our washcloth queen claimed Becky was holding her back from traveling, losing weight, living in these glamorous cities and that's why they broke up. I just wish Amber could truly hear herself. Even her most recent claims saying that 19-21 y/o destiny was using her when at the beginning Destiny was supporting her completely LMAO. Amber has nothing to show for sinc her breakup with beck, just a married woman, a feeder, a billie eyelash concert, and a dead cat. She's so full of herself she doesnt even realize it.
I watched a jordy stream and he was talking about how ambers "wake up call" will only be the last few months before she dies. How she's gonna be in the hospital wagering with god and thinking how she could've done things differently but it'll be too late. and I have to agree, she doesnt know the seriousness of her situation and will always blame everyne and everything around her. Just a 34 y/o woman who is morbidly obese and its all because she was a foster.
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hilarious that she wanted to say she was being held back from losing weight before going on to claim wipey "didn't love her unless she was losing weight" or some other retarded shit then afterwards go for the feeder. We're lucky if she ever does get a wakeup call at this point, I personally would bet she'd be hog crying and blaming the doctors for not treating her correctly even beyond the grave lmfao

pick me gorl said:
Are there any good reaction channels that only use text/robot voice and don't self insert at all? I really can't stand when these attention whores do voice overs, maybe a minority opinion.
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closest i'd say we have is apatheticfaxx, but I'm with you on the sentiment, Karina Kaboom is probably the worst example there because holy shit she gets WAY too heated over a fat illiterate woman it's genuinely unbearable to watch.
 
Janai said:
ambers "wake up call" will only be the last few months before she dies. How she's gonna be in the hospital wagering with god and thinking how she could've done things differently but it'll be too late.
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Nah she'll be vlogging from her deathbed for pity chats saying she's so glad she inspired so many people and how the nurse thinks she's attractive. Her ego will never let her self reflect.

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Shows us how she needs to shuffle the oracle cards because her hands are too tiny.
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They're small but not in the sense she wants. It's like two pork rounds with stubby nubs on them. Trying to shuffle with hog trotters is hard.
 
pick me gorl said:
Thanks! Apathetic is great. I don't like Bottle as much because all the inserted memes. Never heard of Orange Queen though, so I will try this one out
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Only bad thing about Orange Queen is that sometimes she has the tendency to give Hambs way too many shelfpats. Gorl is either dumb or gullible even after watching her cycle for so long lol

Will say that she isn’t all in on kissing Becky’s ass though.
 
Janai said:
Yea I think all of the reaction channels right now are kissing becky's ass, but i don't think it'll last forever. Well at least I hope it won't last forever lol. As long as the audience doesn't sht on becky, becky will stcik around, and the more becky sticks around the more amber will spiral so i think its worth it lol.
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They are only doing it to upset Amber and because they live off of dogpiling lol

Retard on Retard violence is fun to watch though.
 
Janai said:
I watched a jordy stream and he was talking about how ambers "wake up call" will only be the last few months before she dies. How she's gonna be in the hospital wagering with god and thinking how she could've done things differently but it'll be too late. and I have to agree, she doesnt know the seriousness of her situation and will always blame everyne and everything around her. Just a 34 y/o woman who is morbidly obese and its all because she was a foster.
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Ugly, wretched, and narcissistic people only get worse, even when they know they are on their deathbeds. They make sad attempts to weaponize their situations as one last "fuck you" to the people around them.

I anticipate that when the time comes for Amber, there might be some internal introspection, but she'll lash out and rage online to point fingers instead of coming to terms with what she's done to herself and what a stupid life she's lived.
 
KittiestKitty said:
I think that's the first time Amber has ever been truly honest with herself and her audience. She will die a 500+ deathfat everyone hated. I don't even think her mother cares all that much for her. She knows her daughter is on borrowed time and helps her out of guilt.
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That's right, and Mamalynns going to experience Amber's exit from this world in much the same way she experienced Amber's entry - wiping her daughter's ass.
 
Fat cunt uploaded (Eric’s voice - no one cares!)

Insufferable
Delusional
Smug
Thick
Stupid
Borderline retard
Blaming everyone and anything apart from herself.
520lb = 235.868 kg = 37 stone
Getting the drug semaglutide mixed up and doesn’t realise it’s just the drug name and not the brand name Ozempic. She really is thick as fuck.
Blabs about not having a goal weight.

She really thinks she is going to last years and years. You really have no idea what is about to hit.
 
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