🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Nope won't shut the fuck up. I am biased when it comes to Becky having to deal with the fallout of what she and her fucked up family did to me and mine. If you want to suck on Becky's tit for milk about Amber more power to you. I hope you are fully entertained.

Holding Amber accountable for her actions and lies, while at the same time giving Becky a free pass for hers is hypocritical.

I don’t anyone here is giving Beggy a free pass.

It’s just the constant bitching about internet fags riding Beggy’s dick in order to maintain social credibility and income stability is annoying to saw the least.

If it makes you feel any better, Beggy still has to live her life as the miserable sack of fucking shit she is and no amount of Internet ass pats is gonna change that reality.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Imagine the water displacement with Amber, Becky, Dana and Destiny all in a hot tub.. there'd be like 2 gallons left in there.

"Eureka!" shouted Socrateslynn, as the hot tub burst into pieces and the ensuing flood drowned every dyke within a fifty-foot radius, "I have found it!"

While I agree with @Lidl Drip that the hysterectomy and her whacked hormone levels contributed to it, Amber also treated her hair as shit as she did her body. She’d go years without a trim and wear filthy, heavy poop buns atop her scalp for weeks at a time.

Not only is she an exemplary cautionary tale about traction alopecia (because unlike, say, Jojo Siwa, she has come up with multiple ways to stress her hair, via braids, buns, and high ponytails,) she is causing damage to the hair follicles from the buildup of dirt, product, dry shampoo, and sebum. On top of that, she has breakage and matting from her buffalo hump. It creates a trench below her neck where her hair gets caught. (These pics are the result of a quick search; I've seen a more dramatic one where she's showing more skin and you can see all the broken-off hairs at the nape of her neck.)

edit: massive run-on sentence

 

[a hapless toad]

She lives on 'Shartel Avenue'?


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It's a shame it's not spelled Shartal, but even still, I bet the street signs give ALR the giggles.

 

[EleusaPalmer]

"Eureka!" shouted Socrateslynn, as the hot tub burst into pieces and the ensuing flood drowned every dyke within a fifty-foot radius, "I have found it!"



Not only is she an exemplary cautionary tale about traction alopecia (because unlike, say, Jojo Siwa, she has come up with multiple ways to stress her hair, via braids, buns, and high ponytails,) she is causing damage to the hair follicles from the buildup of dirt, product, dry shampoo, and sebum. On top of that, she has breakage and matting from her buffalo hump. It creates a trench below her neck where her hair gets caught. (These pics are the result of a quick search; I've seen a more dramatic one where she's showing more skin and you can see all the broken-off hairs at the nape of her neck.)

edit: massive run-on sentence

If she bleached her hair the dry and split ends would combust

 

[charlatan]

This stupid bitch claims Rarity ran out because she left the door open for 20 minutes lol

In all her years on youtube she has never possesed the stamina to chase after anyone, let alone a cat. She lied to manipulate Destiny into throwing her 12 bags of garbage out.

How in the hell did she even produce that much trash if she can barley move ? Is she just ordering take out and throwing all the garbage & shit cover washcloths around until they pile up? This is the same person who sprained her fucking ankle from simply walking.

You had enough speed and stamina to get your cat, but not enough to throw out a single trash bag?

 

[passionpoop]

The really funny thing about Destiny and Becky is that they act like they're disgusted by Amber when they're the ones who dated her to begin with. I love all the tea they're dropping but they're really not all that much better than her.

Imagine knowing your girlfriend doesn't bathe, and just being okay with that. Destiny was regularly having sex with her back then, so that's even worse.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

The really funny thing about Destiny and Becky is that they act like they're disgusted by Amber when they're the ones who dated her to begin with. I love all the tea they're dropping but they're really not all that much better than her.

Imagine knowing your girlfriend doesn't bathe, and just being okay with that. Destiny was regularly having sex with her back then, so that's even worse.

yea when is the podcast episode about what attracted them to big al in the first place going to happen? There the ones that slept with her. I am genuinely curious what attracted them to her. Is it just desperate lesbian shit? Did she bribe them? Did they actually enjoy moments with her?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

"Eureka!" shouted Socrateslynn, as the hot tub burst into pieces and the ensuing flood drowned every dyke within a fifty-foot radius, "I have found it!"

Imagine getting into a hottub with freebleeding Raglynn bleeds. Now I really need to know how she got in and out of that pool they had.

I will never not laugh at the way her one bra had to be worn up under her armpits and pushing her back fat down. It looks so uncomfortable.

 

[I call shenanigans]

While I agree with @Lidl Drip that the hysterectomy and her whacked hormone levels contributed to it, Amber also treated her hair as shit as she did her body. She’d go years without a trim and wear filthy, heavy poop buns atop her scalp for weeks at a time. If anything, I’m surprised she’s not at Chantal level yet.

There’s quite a few years between her and Chantal. Plus hair thickness has a genetic factor at play. Ambers mother has quite the head of hair as well.

This is the same person who sprained her fucking ankle from simply walking.

At least her big arse didn’t tear her MCL, unlike Tess Holliday.

 

[Raw]

So I was watching the video from Becky and Destiny and came across this screenshot.

Curiosity hit and decided to see what the YT link was. Video is no longer available.
The Wayback Machine did some digging and although I couldn't replay the video, I did manage to get the title.

Aaaaand offcourse it's food related.

Nothing exciting but I put in the effort so I thought I'd share. Maybe save someone else the trouble.

 

[passionpoop]

yea when is the podcast episode about what attracted them to big al in the first place going to happen? There the ones that slept with her. I am genuinely curious what attracted them to her. Is it just desperate lesbian shit? Did she bribe them? Did they actually enjoy moments with her?

I'd love to hear this. Destiny was clearly smitten with Amber in the very beginning. These days she hates her, sure, but we can see with our own eyes how close they were in the early videos. I don't think Becky and Amber ever had a real connection, and I'm assuming Becky was always just with her for money or platonic companionship. Thought actually, Becky even just wanting to be Amber's friend is weird.

 

[charlatan]

Imagine knowing your girlfriend doesn't bathe, and just being okay with that. Destiny was regularly having sex with her back then, so that's even worse

Anyone willing to sleep with Amber has no standards or dignity

Destiny couldn't stop bragging about playing in that hot ass tuna purse when she was in Big Al's vlogs

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I'd love to hear this. Destiny was clearly smitten with Amber in the very beginning. These days she hates her, sure, but we can see with our own eyes how close they were in the early videos. I don't think Becky and Amber ever had a real connection, and I'm assuming Becky was always just with her for money or platonic companionship. Thought actually, Becky even just wanting to be Amber's friend is weird.

Didn’t destiny say she was like 19 when they first got together? So a teenager experiencing puppy love. And no doubt was easily manipulated by Ambers batshit insane lovebombing

 

[FatalTater]

So I was watching the video from Becky and Destiny and came across this screenshot.

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Curiosity hit and decided to see what the YT link was. Video is no longer available.
The Wayback Machine did some digging and although I couldn't replay the video, I did manage to get the title.

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Aaaaand offcourse it's food related.

Nothing exciting but I put in the effort so I thought I'd share. Maybe save someone else the trouble.

Amber did a Flaming Hot Cheetos video back in the day but it's still up.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=5D1cOQBlkvo

Not sure what/who the other one was.

 

[yellowcricket]

slightly off course but has anyone ever made a comprehensive timeline of big al? just one thats generally up to date

 

[notachicken]

The reason why any of these women dated ALR is because they were lonely and desperate for love/attention. ALR hunts for the lonely and desperate (they basically come to her - you've gotta be at rock bottom to message her) and then love bombs them. It's probably the first time Destiny or Becky (maybe even Krystal) was told how amazing they were, how they had an amaazeeeen connection, that it was meant to be. Then she plies them with compliments and money and gifts. It works, as you can see.

 

[often puzzled]

I love all of this because I love seeing the day-to-day mundane realties of life with Amber (and I also love white trash drama). It's easier for Amber to refute a retelling of a particular event and put her own spin on it than it is for her to argue about this minutia.

One thing I loved in this screenshot dump was how you can consistently see how little she understands money. There's no budgeting in Amber's mind, and there's no sense that money should be spent on anything but her immediate needs and wants. She thinks that Destiny's stimulus money and the tax refund should be spent now-now-now on a vacation, even when it's explained to her that their car is about to fall apart. She gives D&D $300-- no earmarked for anything, ostensibly-- and then gets mad when it's spent on children at Christmas (and you know this is because she still thinks of herself as the poor little foster child at Christmas). She gives Destiny $20 and is surprised when it's spent on gas instead of being used as fun money. She has zero concept of how adults approach finances, and that's still true with the likes of Becky and Destiny are the basis for comparison. It's an incredibly low bar, and she still can't clear it.

I also really like that she gets mad that the kid D&D are caring for gets a birthday cake, but she didn't. No shit, Amber. Kids get cake on their birthday. Buy your own cake. She already looks like she ate the whole damn bakery-- or maybe she's just storing in her upper arms.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

slightly off course but has anyone ever made a comprehensive timeline of big al? just one thats generally up to date

I’ll take a crack at it!

Spoiler: Timeline

 

[yellowcricket]

I’ll take a crack at it!

Spoiler: Timeline

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well! you got me there!

 

[pick me gorl]

slightly off course but has anyone ever made a comprehensive timeline of big al? just one thats generally up to date

I believe Snowflake's docuseries is the most comprehensive thing out there right now, and it continues to be updated over time. Obviously, the hours long videos take some time to create as Hamber's life continues to devolve into chaos, so it's not super up-to-date.