🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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My favorite part was Amber admitting that she in fact was not invited to hang out with Beck’s family.
In the vlog it was all “they invited meeeee but it’s such a long drive and I get swolleeeen”
Also what a manipulative bitch. “You don’t care, you don’t think of me, I will have nothing, I’m scared and alone and you aren’t coming” etc etc ad nauseam. $10 says she will pull the “it was a jooooooke” move she loves to use lol

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LightEmittingDiode said:
My favorite part was Amber admitting that she in fact was not invited to hang out with Beck’s family.
In the vlog it was all “they invited meeeee but it’s such a long drive and I get swolleeeen”
Also what a manipulative bitch. “You don’t care, you don’t think of me, I will have nothing, I’m scared and alone and you aren’t coming” etc etc ad nauseam. $10 says she will pull the “it was a jooooooke” move she loves to use lol

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Mine is her not wanting a baby to be born because that means she can’t go buy groceries or lay in bed watching Walmart dollar bin movies with Becky eating junk.
 
This is my fave so far.
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It's literally torture that Destiny isn't taking her to waddle around Target on demand fast enough so she can touch everything and point at shit.

She was elbow deep in Dana, Amber. Be patient.

What a goddamn nightmare she is, always has been, and always will be.
 
2 hrs of Ambie's exes reading Facebook messages and giggling still isn't entertaining enough for me does anyone have any thoughts on my thoughts...

Amber mentioned something about Becky spending her money on weed (during a recent live) and I have been ruminating since then... has there been a theory that Hamber smokes weed? I feel like the Delta8 use (which honestly would make you more slow than the real stuff) is only true now since she doesn't have le gf that smokes weed ubering her around. Every girlfriend, starting with Destiny, has pothead attributes and could contribute to their retarded behavior/language/priorities. Destiny is open about being a smoker, Gaycare employees all have Rick and Morty syndrome + Amber's recent tea spill, we know enough about Jade to pin that narrative on her (lol), and it's even plausible for Emily to easily supply her with it even if she can't smoke herself...
When Jade dumped her she got cut off after like 10 years, so drinking has been the theme since moving to OK. Potentially it's what made her fling with Emily so deep and magical and vital to her survival.

Any American should be familiar with the caliber of people in her orbit. Smoking weed is almost a given in those groups. idgaf if they're in the south it means nothing besides the quality of what they're smoking.

Ambie is a total stoner babeeee... she is undoubtedly living that 600lb life and most of those people are on pain killers to cope with that. She just had to be nearing 700, bed bound, and chiefing a distillate weed pen. She's naturally retarded but the dope is not helping. There's definitely more intuitive, and less silly, explanations for everyones room temp iq but her comment had me thinking!!!
sorry for being gay :(
 
StrawberryDouche said:
She's said that if weed were legal where she was, she'd be smoking it and not the gas station bath salts.

Remember when Amber used to affect pious sobriety and swore she would never do drugs because she's a meth baby?

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Funny you say that because screen shot nine (I think) of jizz’s post has Amber admitting to taking pills for anxiety.

Dusty maturely says what the fuck but we don’t get the rest of the conversation.

Now it’s could some otc pill or it could be actual scheduled medicine. The greedy junkie in me can’t see anyone in Amber’s orbit just giving away intoxicating substances but than again, this was 2017, a time where benzos weren’t that hard to get nor cost much (price hasn’t change much tbh with you, at least in my travels; just weak shit from Mexico.)

I bring this up because it’s another admission on Amber’s and more evidence that she lies.

Clearly she is an addict and if she had the imagination and not trapped by 500+ pounds of excess weight, she probably would have dabbled in a multitude of other drugs by now.

Amber is really a Reed through and through. That family bloodline is like a super concentration of addicted personalities and traits that could be expressed through genetics.

Seriously, I think Amber probably should be studying at least at some sort of DNA level. Like if you can edit all the the shit out Amber’s DNA with CRSP or whatever it’s called then you should win MULTIPLE Nobel Prizes.

Fuck they’d probably name a prize after YOU if that happened.
 
I love that Fatty said she understood Dusty was sad about the birthday of her deceased Mom but it still made HER feel bad for not being a fucking priority.
She's absolutely insane. Genuinely a nutcase.

I don't know what kind of retard would allow her to talk to them like that during a relationship, let alone after the breakup. What a messy bunch of bitches.
 
Janai said:
Was gonna come in here and most the more memorable SS but I see other farmers beat me to the punch. Gonna add this one though. The context is amber and beck wanted to go on a vacay around tax season time. Like jesus christ raglynn is a bitch.
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Also did not realize how young destiny was when her and amber got together(I came around during beck era), Destiny was 19. I know the gap was only by four years, but when you are a teenager, just about fresh out of high school, you are soooo easily manipulated/influenced. I have a hard time feeling sympathetic to beck at times because she was grown and even if she didnt know what she was getting herself into, she found out quick and still stayed. But destiny is a different story because she was so young, and even then destiny STILL didnt put up with ambers shit as much as beck did.
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Lmao fucking RICH about setting goals, Amber. You could've lost so much weight by now with that mentality.

And yeah, I agree. That's always niggled at the back of my brain with Destiny, but I never really knew how to articulate it. I don't think it counts towards "Groomerlynn" but it does say a lot about Amber's mentality, I think.

I remember being 21 and thinking 19 year olds were too young for me to date or entertain, and I'd assume most people would agree.
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Dusty maturely says what the fuck but we don’t get the rest of the conversation.
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How I read it was that the pills weren't prescribed to Amber, hence why Destiny's reaction but I'm probably illiterate and misunderstood?
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Now it’s could some otc pill or it could be actual scheduled medicine. The greedy junkie in me can’t see anyone in Amber’s orbit just giving away intoxicating substances but than again, this was 2017, a time where benzos weren’t that hard to get nor cost much (price hasn’t change much tbh with you, at least in my travels; just weak shit from Mexico.)
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It was obviously a long time ago but I remember someone saying that they believed the reason why she hopped from ER to ER for the stupidest reasons was because she was doctor/pill shopping.
It wouldn’t surprise me because it seems like a pretty common tactic that deathfats use to get ahold of pain meds
 
The sad thing is that even though Becky and Destiny have produced ACTUAL true and honest receipts of Amber's behaviour straight from the lolcow's hooves (no Amber vague texts that you sent to a "friend" without context or even time stamps don't mean shit) she will STILL double down about "muh trawmuh/muh beepeedee/ muh mentulz" and maybe offer some platitudes about acounabilly and fucking amazon workbooks and how much she has ✨matured✨.

Amber, just a tip for your next stream since you compulsively F5 this thread: if you REALLY want people to think you're a reformed gorlypop, just own it. Admit that the behaviour is psychotic and you didn't realise how messed up it was at the time and that you are sorry- you don't even have to mean it! You could shut this whole circus down overnight by just ACTUALLY taking "accountability". I know I'm just a dang dirty KF troll, but maybe think about it before you reach for a White Claw and your phone(s).
 
Bottom right is last nights live and the rest are from 2021. Her hair is just disappearing right?
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Im half asleep or I’d post more from her live last night, but here she is sitting by herself drinking in her barren apartment talking about ZM saying “she won”. Via Reddit
 
Mekahineyho said:
Bottom right is last nights live and the rest are from 2021. Her hair is just disappearing right?
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Im half asleep or I’d post more from her live last night, but here she is sitting by herself drinking in her barren apartment talking about ZM saying “she won”. Via Reddit
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I think hairloss is a side effect of having a total hysterectomy and going through early menopause, especially since she's not taking any estrogen.
 
bette davis said:
Every girlfriend, starting with Destiny, has pothead attributes and could contribute to their retarded behavior/language/priorities. Destiny is open about being a smoker, Gaycare employees all have Rick and Morty syndrome + Amber's recent tea spill
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It’s because they’re retarded. Every person mentioned is retarded.
 
Depressed_Oni said:
So there’s a chance we might see Amber with Chantal’s hairline? That’s scary
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I’m here for Baldlynn Reid, menopause qween.
Her fat produces so much estrogen that it gave her cancer you would think some of it would get thrown to her hair geez


(It’s a joooooooooooooke)

Edit: spelling hard on the brain
Second edit: Amber shared this on her ig story at 3am lol
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