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The way Hamber goes through phases fixating on a certain person and doing her fat Great Value doppelganger routine actually happens to be a classic BPD tendency, though. Not that it means anything necessarily but this isn't a fake new quirk that came out of nowhere, she's done it since way before she ever heard the word "borderline". As for how she likes to retell stories she's heard from people she knows (or maybe read in a YA novel or something) as her own without even trying for any consistency - tbh I'm willing to grant anyone the occasional source misattribution due to a faulty memory, it happens, but pulling new traumatic incidents and bullshit diagnoses out of your ass when convenient the way Hamber or Boogie2988 do actually is the kind of pernicious asshole behavior that routinely gets people slapped with a borderline/narc/histrionic PD label as well.
Psychiatry is kind of fake and gay anyway and it makes no difference whether Hamber can be categorized as any one arbitrary clinical subtype of asshole*, but I won't pretend it's some wild leap to think some of her behavior looks uncannily similar to some stereotypical borderline shit. Either way it's the mark of an exceptional lolcow to deliberately play it up because she wants a BPD diagnosis to parade around. Presumably she's just too retarded to have taken notice that even people like her typically go to the ends of the Earth making excuses for their dumpster fire behavior by grasping for any diagnostic label that specifically IS NOT a cluster B personality disorder (and the fact that it looks exactly fucking like one is just a wild coincidence). Isn't "AuDHD + PTSD, also depreshun and anxiety" currently the bullshit combo platter for languid retards who don't want to behave like fucking adults? It's almost like the 35 year old bitch who wears chokers and butterfly clips isn't great at staying on top of current trends.
*I am going to be a sperg here anyway and say that I'd argue Hamber didn't really "steal" the bipolar label from Becky or Eric. Imo you can't really say she is appropriating this diagnosis from them because it could not be more blatant that those two absolutely do not fucking have it either. I don't know what kind of mouth-breathing retards staff the clinic they all got diagnosed at, I definitely don't know why the fuck any of them thought it'd be a good idea to go there, and it is utterly beyond my comprehension why Neck especially would keep taking the unnecessary antipsychotics that made her so fat and stupid that her health was worse than Amber's for a minute and she kept wrecking her car - but I am extremely fucking confident that I could put a pair of sunglasses on any random piece of salvaged roadkill, drop it off in the lobby of this "healthcare facility" for a while, and when I come back it'll have a valid Medicaid card and a documented diagnosis of bipolar disorder. I get the sense that even Amber had an inkling how fucking bogus this was.
Idk, she did take a Quizlet multiple times until she figured out how to get her desired result, then read some copypasta'd lines from the DSM that she interpreted through her retard filter claiming "omg that's soooo me". That's basically the same as a psychiatric evaluation, so knock it off with the gatekeeping, shitlord. Remember 30 years ago when you'd run across retards who would get way too invested in horoscopes? This is the same old shit with a new coat of paint for the information age.These recent videos make it beyond obvious that she doesn't have BPD but she thinks BPD is really cute and quirky so she has been reading about it and is trying to convince everyone she totally has it.
She must smell like Satan took a runny dump in a field of lilacs. Super.
Lmao did Hamber infest the gaycare with bedbugs on top of everything else? I must've missed that. As horrific as the thought of a bedbug infestation is, that still seems like it would have just been adding insult to injury, now that we have a more complete picture of how Amber utterly desecrated that place. To be honest these revelations didn't make me see Amber or Neck much differently. I kinda figured the reality of the situation was more or less some slight variation of this. I'm mostly just appalled at Rickie and Eric for allowing Hamber free reign to befoul every inch of their living space like that, and since she was paying a bigger portion of the rent, they chose to carry on for months/years as if this was perfectly fine and acceptable. Jesus Christ, what the entire fuck is wrong with them? Especially Eric, that's worth it to avoid gettting a fuckin job?
Hamber's cooking irks me because it's all deathfat slop made from low quality ingredients in obscene quantities, but she still uses all the anachan tricks she learned in Weight Watchers to shave a negligible amount of calories off her meals at the cost of guaranteeing that everything will turn out tasting like absolute shit. It's like she combines the worst aspects of Simply Sara and Fit Vegan Ginger in terms of dietary habits. Amber is apparently concerned with the calories she is eliminating by sauteing her ingredients in water only and exclusively flavoring her food with Mrs. Dash seasoning or plain yellow mustard, because frivolous use of condiments is how she ended up 500 pounds, the fact that a single "meal" is eaten out of a mixing bowl and contains an entire tube of Wal Mart's finest F-grade ground meat is of no significance....
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