🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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StarkRavingMad said:
When drama hits the fan like this in Gorl World, I miss Michael B. Petty. Imagine his commentary on this.

I know nothing about his life (so he could be a lolcow himself for all I know), but his reactions were by far the funniest.

"Dark Knuckled Neanderthal" is still the greatest insult against Amber that I've ever heard.
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I'm not sure how well you know Michael Be Petty but it wouldn't surprise me that he has shit himself multiple times. He was/is a giant 300 plus pound nigger that ate through both his weight loss surgeries.

Though he doesn't have an IQ of 9 like amber im sure he used something more sophisticated like a stick.
 
Lilacs On Fire said:
Oh God oh Lord
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Amber with a narc injury is my favorite Amber.
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Also this seems to imply that the washcloths of shame were only being used during that “vulnerable” time, but the piles and piles of washcloths in even your latest vlog contradict that, Amber!
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Good stuff. The only thing melting down harder than Amber at the moment are the Doordash/UberEats servers processing all her orders.
 
anon101x said:
I'm not sure how well you know Michael Be Petty but it wouldn't surprise me that he has shit himself multiple times. He was/is a giant 300 plus pound nigger that ate through both his weight loss surgeries.

Though he doesn't have an IQ of 9 like amber im sure he used something more sophisticated like a stick.
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At the very least, we can confidently assume that Michael B Petty got that fucking fat through eating better food than Amber.

Amber is 600 pounds full of some of the most heinous cooking I've ever seen on the internet. lol.
 
StarkRavingMad said:
When drama hits the fan like this in Gorl World, I miss Michael B. Petty. Imagine his commentary on this.

I know nothing about his life (so he could be a lolcow himself for all I know), but his reactions were by far the funniest.

"Dark Knuckled Neanderthal" is still the greatest insult against Amber that I've ever heard.
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He left after Ambie's cancer video right? Actually - didn't multiple creators ease off for a while due to it. My memory is shit but at the time she just received less backlash from her viewers and reaction channels, because when you have cancer it means that you can do no wrong ever.
His videos weren't anything worthwhile because he more dug into her rather than give advice, but I'd be lying if I said he wasn't good background for cleaning, he's really the only reaction channel I can tolerate of hers. Zach the fag has to be the worst.
 
She has so much on Becky, yet, she's recycling years old gossip about Beck and her step-sister (as troubling as it is). She didn't say anything that we didn't know already in the post.

I'd love an explanation of why she couldn't clean her own wash cloths, when she can obviously reach the sink, herself. She certainly didn't need help with wiping after a few days. She really just felt that since she paid bills, wiping her own butt was too laborious.
 
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Bookish said:
She has so much on Becky, yet, she's recycling years old gossip about Beck and her step-sister (as troubling as it is). She didn't say anything that we didn't know already in the post.

I'd love an explanation of why she couldn't clean her own wash cloths, when she can obviously reach the sink, herself. She certainly didn't need help with wiping after a few days. She really just felt that since she paid bills, wiping her own butt was too laborious.
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she doesn't have anything that is why she is recycling
 
Community post from the gorl:
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I suppose the tl;dr is:
Hambo whineen about how she's been dealing with so much, especially BeePeeDee, says she felt threatened to "shut her mouth". "I want to be very clear that this absolutely doesn't take away from the accountability and apologizes I have expressed already." Lol, lmao, even.

"Two people can be shitty at once." Willing to bet that sink corner was very shitty as well. Whinea about harassment. Usual "I will always be the villain" complaint (you killed two cats). Complains that her screenshots, shoddy and easily taken out of context, were not hailed as perfect evidence.

Says she'll take a break from posting to focus on her wellbeein and thanks her suckers before saying she'll be back when she's ready.

We'll see how long that lasts, something tells me the funds will dry up quick now that she needs to soothe the inner narc.
 
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Lesbian Grandma said:
Amber you can still distract everyone from poopgate by shoween layyyyygs
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Real talk though, if the Amber vs The Alliance of Fat Lesbo Speds feud continues to escalate, isn't this the most logical conclusion? At least ONE of them has to have evidence of laaaayyyrgs, so Amber might as well beat them to the punch and make money from it herself.

Also can someone please sit AccountabLynn down and explain to her in words of one syllable that saying "I take accountability" means the square root of fuck all unless you actually specify what it is you're taking accountability for?
 
"not staying silent anymore" "taking a stepback from posting"
Okay washclothlynn see you in a month when the bills dry up :)
I think she'll come back with a health related scare, something to deflect.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Real talk though, if the Amber vs The Alliance of Fat Lesbo Speds feud continues to escalate, isn't this the most logical conclusion? At least ONE of them has to have evidence of laaaayyyrgs, so Amber might as well beat them to the punch and make money from it herself.

Also can someone please sit AccountabLynn down and explain to her in words of one syllable that saying "I take accountability" means the square root of fuck all unless you actually specify what it is you're taking accountability for?
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You’d think. But if there’s one thing you must remember it is how smart amber is.

So it’ll be a waiting situation type of deal. My money is on the fact that this isn’t rock bottom for her. She’s squirming but she is not in shambles. It seems that she still thinks she can get out of this, especially with the whole “I’m in my feels, she’s lying, screen shots mean nothing” bs. Once she realizes those straws she’s grasping are worthless, once she TRULY understands there’s no coming back from her situation type deal, then we’ll see legs

And narcs have a hard time admitting their own faults
 
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