🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Mekahineyho said:
Jordy’s entire stream tonight will be about washcloth wiping

Edit: I’m lost, so she would run her ass across the towel laid on the sink? What kind of sink are we talking ?
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She would put the washcloth on the corner of the sink vanity and run her ass down it. Just blindly dragging her ass across the corner with the cloth, wiping shit on everything. There's no way she didn't.

Holy shit, I have always wondered how they wipe but that has been a mistake.
 
The washcloth story was the first thing any of these lesbos has said that's actually made me sit up and pay attention. What an absolute filthy sack of shit to wipe her crusty shelf on someone's dead mother's cloths! Could she not find any towels to point her swolleeen sausages at in Wommart or Amazawn? Manky cow.

Also Becky, tell us more about washing the ankle balls!
 
can someone talented please make a visual of amber wiping on the corner of a sink? I'm begging yall. begging more than beggy begs.
edit: yall how do i delete my posts i feel like ive been spaming the thread and i should have just put them all in one post
 
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Shitted Scaredless said:
I wish I didn't know how to read.
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Reinactment for the literacy-impared...

So... she's the size of a full grown grizzly AND shits like one? You don't say....

LOL! Ambo thought Becky wouldn't have the thumb-balls to out her like this (nice work, Dakota). If it wasn't already, I think it's safe to say both Factor and WW are now officially over.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Reinactment for the literacy-impared...
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So... she's the size of a full grown grizzly AND shits like one? You don't say....

LOL! Ambo thought Becky wouldn't have the thumb-balls to out her like this (nice work, Dakota). If it wasn't already, I think it's safe to say both Factor and WW are now officially over.
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Yall think rosie and foodie wipe like this too?
 
Well I’ll be damned, Becky had good tea for once? Amber really did a number on Eric and Rickie’s bathroom between everything, huh? Not even the counters were spared her blood and shit?

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why doesn't she just have a smart toilet installed?

Getting a whole toilet installed? In a rental? Doubtful. But why wouldn't she use one of these? We've been assuming she used a Bottom Buddy all over this thread.
 

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Cal Arts said:
why doesn't she just have a smart toilet installed?

Getting a whole toilet installed? In a rental? Doubtful. But why wouldn't she use one of these? We've been assuming she used a Bottom Buddy all over this thread.
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If she had one of those she would have to keep it in the bathroom where other people might see it.

Amber would rather clandestinely ruin other peoples property, be disgusting, and lie rather than admit the truth to other people.

It's very child-like behavior
 
My fucking sides! The mental image of Amber dragging her shit incrusted shelf ass down a wash cloth on a sink corner, getting shit on everything, is the funniest thing to me. Like, that has to be one of the least effective ways to wipe, right? I just keep imagining her pulling the cloth off the corner to the floor, her having to bend down to pick up the shit covered cloth and reposition it back on the sink so she could try again.

Just when I think im out, she pulls me back in.

Never change Amber.
 
Gregor Samsa said:
My fucking sides! The mental image of Amber dragging her shit incrusted shelf ass down a wash cloth on a sink corner, getting shit on everything, is the funniest thing to me. Like, that has to be one of the least effective ways to wipe, right? I just keep imagining her pulling the cloth off the corner to the floor, her having to bend down to pick up the shit covered cloth and reposition it back on the sink so she could try again.
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The smell would have been horrendous. I am not sure that all these candles that she bought would cover the stench. Becky was a willing participant in this mess, but what about Jade and Emily? I not sure that Jade or Emily would wipe her, so she would have been even more odorous. All the perfumes that she is buying are also put to good use. It might have been one of the reasons Emily shipped her out or OKC.
 
She broke (at least) 2 bathrooms, this screenshot (and clip) of a broken towel railing was at Emily's. I guess there were no available corners to wipe in her bathroom.

She must have clenched the cheeks around a hanging towel and started to do her signature bear move. ❤️

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Boolean Bitch said:
Reinactment for the literacy-impared...
R5nVq7VoEa4.mp4
So... she's the size of a full grown grizzly AND shits like one? You don't say....

LOL! Ambo thought Becky wouldn't have the thumb-balls to out her like this (nice work, Dakota). If it wasn't already, I think it's safe to say both Factor and WW are now officially over.
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Thank you but bears are innocent and shouldn't be compared to her.
 
I don't think I've ever been rendered speechless by deathfat drama.

Do any of yins imagine she used that vanity corner for... other purposes? We all know how ravenous Miss Reid's sexual appetite is after all.... :suffering:
 
Probably a stupid question, but why doesn't she just get a bidet? They might not have been as readily available back in the gaycare era, but there's tons of cheap toilet seat attachment ones on Amazon now. Would that logistically work on her or is she so big that it wouldn't be able to shoot water up into all the necessary crevices? I'd imagine with a shelf ass that large, very little of it ends up making contact with the seat.

And jesus Beck, have some self-respect. I guess I can kind of understand her wanting to be a good partner by helping Amber clean her ass when she couldn't, but WHY would you clean her filthy shit crusted rags in the sink for her?? Amber could have at least done that herself. Making Beck do it was some weird kind of power play.

This has been more thought given about Amber's asshole than I ever needed.
 
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