🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Is she even sponsored by factor? She saw factor because they sponsor other YouTubers... So this is a free ad because she is a bad business woman or she's not telling us she's sponsored. I don't think they would sponsor her lol
 
TardiX said:
You have a Reddit fan

Thankfully they made it reddit-safe so no one has to accidentally read the word retard.

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Aww man, they deleted their account! How do you just ABANDON a top 1% commenter account like that!?!?!? WITH ALL THOSE UPDOOTS????

Seriously though, Hamber giving the whole spiel about how choosy and Roseanne was such a comfort to her in her drug infested, war torn, neglected life, and that no one should be able to criticize her for it is really fucking gross. A lot of people have shitty childhoods, Hamber. Barely anyone over the age of 20 uses it as a shield so they can try to be a victim. Grow the fuck up already. 🌈 🌈

Oh yeah, if anyone doesn't know, Necky and Cassidy are gonna be on a podcast, that's seemingly the first episode, with Cassidy's friends. It's really gay and 10 years too late (for a podcast anyways). It starts this Wednesday, March 5th at 6pm(EST). I'll bet Hamber wishes she had an "Anxiety massager" right about now. :smug:

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Arlo Gunthrie said:
Is she even sponsored by factor? She saw factor because they sponsor other YouTubers... So this is a free ad because she is a bad business woman or she's not telling us she's sponsored. I don't think they would sponsor her lol
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She has an affiliate link with them and said if people use it she gets money off her future orders.
 
Lesbian Grandma said:
She has an affiliate link with them and said if people use it she gets money off her future orders.
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I missed that somehow I only watched the Bottles video. How the fuck did she manage that? They really don't care about their brand do they lmao. She used their product for a fetish video
 
Lard said:
Get ready for the influx of dumb posters.
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DAMN 😳
I'm still kinda fresh in gorlworld, how many subreddits orbiting Amber have been banned?

Also if I'm basing the hand massager off the size of the typical salon UV light box, which I'm going to guess was 9x8x4....Amber's arms/hands/wrists are HUGE

Edit: punctuation 😊
 
Data Dynamo 658 said:

choosey explanation, eat dinner with me, & covid update ✨ vlog​

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choosey explanation, eat dinner with me, & covid update ✨ vlog - Amberlynn Reid (480p, h264, y...mp4
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Alright, thanks. Fucking lol Amber. Ends her last video with "I wanna make a mookbong." and the next video has an eating thumbnail. Foreshadowinglynn anyone?

February 18th, Amber is still fat and has covid. Lists her covid complaints but feels a little bit better. Is about to start a livestream so the next couple of clips are just excerpts from that. In these clips, she claims that she invented it at 7 years old because someone gave her a tin of rocks and she did it with 3 partners. (I'm not gonna go too in depth into these livestream clips, @Hayduraide does a good job at that, though Jesus this shit is retarded.) We're not getting anything else for that day except these clips.

FebruarY 19th, still fat, still wouldn't have sex with. Mentions her last video about FBI Frank (yeah I've seen that shit, funny as fuck) and says she's feeling better but is still coughing. Shows us the "behind the scenes" of her filming her reaction video, which is just her planting her fat ass on the couch (riveting). She's gonna make the heart shaped pasta, and as she lists the ingredients to her dish, we see Twinkie shambling into view. Shows us the cooked noodles and that's the end of that day.

February 20th, fatty sits on her couch in some ridiculous kissy dress. Wants to try a Factor meal with us, she already tried some and says they're good. She gave some to her mom and stepdad and they say they're good too. She's not gonna plate this one because she wants this video to be authentic. The reason I didn't list exactly what this meal is is because her opinion as on anything is "This is comfort, I love X", "sho good", "rully good", "this slaps" only outlier being the cranberry sauce which she doesn't like. "I'm usually creeped out by meat but this X actually didn't creep me out, not a single bite." Right. Also says some dumb shit about the top she's wearing, saying she'd be at the gym in it if she felt confident enough. Did a typewriter, NYC, and an old car LEGO while she was healing (as opposed to when she doesn't go anywhere usually and also does LEGO).

February 21st, taste and smell are back, gorl is feeling better. She is, however, still fat. And she still has a cough. To celebrate her olfactory senses working again, she bought a new Bible Eyelash perfume, the bottle of which looks like 2 dice (retarded as fuck). Gives her opinion on Eilish perfumes. Adds this new perfume to her others in the closet. Drinks a grape Gatorade although it gives her heartburn (lol). Says her latest vlogs have been "flopacana status" but says she's doing her best (which doesn't mean much).

Last shot is her in her bathroom letting the water get hot.

The end.
Absolute nontent. Don't waste your time on this.
 
Lesbian Grandma said:
She has an affiliate link with them and said if people use it she gets money off her future orders.
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Let me get this straight.. the 6XL 600lb woman is gonna be sent her “drug of choice” for free by this company co-signing her “influence”.

This could get good.

Wonder if Factor will pay for the piano box funeral. This might be the one time I hope people click the link.
 
Lard said:
Let me get this straight.. the 6XL 600lb woman is gonna be sent her “drug of choice” for free by this company co-signing her “influence”.

This could get good.

Wonder if Factor will pay for the piano box funeral. This might be the one time I hope people click the link.
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I wonder if it's just a discount code lol
 
One day reddit will realize that every Amber sub banned is because of ban evasion due to mama freethinker's absolute faggotry years ago. They went so insanely retarded that Amber is now an instant ban once reddit finds out. It's documented in the Amber hater thread. That was a wild time.
 
Lard said:
Let me get this straight.. the 6XL 600lb woman is gonna be sent her “drug of choice” for free by this company co-signing her “influence”.

This could get good.

Wonder if Factor will pay for the piano box funeral. This might be the one time I hope people click the link.
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factor has "healthy" options but we all know this fat bitch ain't going to get those
 
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