🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber claims she used to send subscribers money all the time for their children or electricity bills. She then found out one person created three venmos pretending to be 3 different people, which caused her to stop being so generous. "I forgot how I found out, but it was the fourth time, like a week later, and I'm like wuuuuuuuuuuuut? This person is like leeedurally faking??" This is brain rot.

Amber talks about how Piinksparkles told her about her engagement before she announced it on Youtube because they're good friends.

Amber says she loves the games Mario Party and Grand Theft Auto. She's excited about the new GTA game coming out, then says she'll need to buy a PS5 because she doesn't have one due to giving hers away to "an ex."

Amber says her vitamin D is low, but "most Americans' vitamin D is very low." It's not that she doesn't go outside or eat nutritious food, it's because she's an American.

Someone in the chat calls Becky "Beckruptcy" and I keep thinking about it.

Amber accidentally mutes an Ambaby named Orange. She spends the next 20 minutes trying to unmute them. Amber claims to have two friends texting her giving her tech support.
A minute later Amber says she has THREE friends, who are her mods, helping her. Orange ended up accidentally put in time out, so Amber texts Orange's wife about the situation (???). A good way to waste 20 minutes of the stream time.
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Amber says she's blocked reaction channels "which is so funny to me." (??? Why?)
Amber then stares at her phone for a while, then acts upset. She claims she's "having a BEEPEEDEE."
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"Ohmahgaw, did you see my face just like... fall???"

Amber then can't stop texting or looking at her phone.
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Amber claims she's having "anxiet" over something she doesn't want to talk about.
Back to texting, sighing, and weirdly mentioning three times this stream that she's left handed.
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She makes a big deal about how much she brushes Wasabi, how much he loves being brushed, but claims even though she brushes him soooooo much, he never looks like he's ever brushed. Interesting.

There's another 10 minute segment where people in the chat turn on one of the subscribers called Josephine. Someone claims to have looked up Josephine's social media accounts claiming they're a Trump supporter, and Josephine claims she doesn't like Trump. The chat calls Josephine racist and Amber waits for people to send her Josephine's social media accounts and screenshots. Josephine denies over and over ever liking Trump and claims to ask people online all the time why anyone would ever like Trump. Amber briefly talks about being a Kamala supporter. Another good way to waste time.

It's now midnight and our two hours are about up.

Someone in the chat mentions someone streaming Amber's lives from discord. Amber claims she knows about several discords that stream her lives. Amber says, "There's one I know personally" hinting that she's secretly a member in one.
Chat: "There's a discord where 1200 people are watching you."
Amber: "That's a compliment to me!"

Amber keeps scratching her head. She explains she got a massager for her head, says something about dandruff, and claims the massager "gave me an ouchie."

30 minutes later, people in the chat are still arguing with Josephine. Spamming her with pride and trans flags while Josephine says "i'm queer idc if u spam flags i have multiple in my home lol". Amber's stream is so boring, everyone is finding this random Josephine more interesting.
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Amber still can't stop scratching her head as she gives the Ambabies some platitudes.
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Orange keeps telling Amber that she's going to drive to Oklahoma and go to Bingo with Amber. When Orange says her wife is a therapist who works with children with autism, Amber says it's official, she and Orange and Orange's wife are going to meet. People in the chat say this could become "spicy Bingo."
Amber scratches her head more as the stream finally ends.
 
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Abby!
Danielle!
Dalton!

I don't know who any of these people are, Amber you are such a nasty ho.

I always knew this bitch had penis fever.

I want the Jade dirt. Give is the Jade dirt, Alexis. Give it to us and we'll stop calling you fat.

I love your recaps @Hayduraide. Very nice work!
 
I always knew this bitch had penis fever.
I've also felt this way since I stumbled on to Hamber. Seems to me she became a big 'ol lesbian because those are the people who accepted her fatness and muh mentals, plus its fashionable to be part of the rainbow cult.

Hasn't Hamberlynn claimed she has a penetration phobia? Bitch needs to get over it, maybe a good dickin' down will help her not to be such an insufferable girly-pop.

Amber is not fairing well with all this lesbian cattiness and drama, time to switch teams, gorl.
 
I think Amber's dick avoidance until now has a lot to do with her hysterectomy.

Was it really "penetrative phobia" or was it good ol' fashioned tokophobia? I've met plenty of "lesbians" who are women that aren't actually gay but, they're tokophobic and lonely, thus lesbianism becomes the cure.

Amber's tendency to pick masculine women supports my theory. They're just like men minus the ability to impregnate someone. Bitch is tokophobic and slow and it took her years to realize that no uterus means no need to be fearful of dick.
 
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"In light of recent accounts defending Amber, and with a possible Destiny/Beck collab on the horizon, I would like to remind everyone (especially you Pookie, I know you’re reading this), that Amber would not have survived 2019 and being bedbound if Beck hadn’t cared for her the way they did. Without Beck wiping her, feeding her, taking care of her pre and post hysterectomy-which includes driving her to and from the ER and doctors appointments, and practically everything and anything else, Amber would have died years ago, likely from an infection or even addressing her cancer later than she already did. I don’t care how much money Amber spent on Beck, or that she was the sole provider, nothing is more valuable than being alive.

And what did Amber do to repay Beck? Threw her out on the street like garbage and dragged her name through the mud for years afterward. Sick."

These cunts are fucking retarded. How do you think Amberlynn got to being bedbound? What caused her to not be able to reach her own asshole? EATING. Who was supplying her with food? BECKY. Becky is also to blame when it comes to Amberlynn's weight during the gaycare era. Necky could have meal-prepped and cooked, instead she bought fast food.

Between the Becky apologists and pedophilia accusers, this shit is fucking lame.
Not a Becky apologist in general, but I don’t agree with this like I would typically on MSHPL. Amber is obnoxious enough as-is when she just vlogs her mundane ass life, but she’s also a major cunt. Narcs can identify weak people, it’s like it activates their prey drive, and they just go in hard on that person to get what they want. I fully realize that I lost seven years of my life to a narcissistic girlfriend, but they start off normal, make you feel like you can’t escape over a period of years. It’s gradual as fuck and disorienting, and you usually don’t see how bad it was until you’re out of it. Also, if you’re raised by narcs, you’re used to it, and practically born into it being normalized, so it’s like one narc leading you down the aisle to the next. Becky being told ‘I’d rather you be dead than gay’ definitely trashed her self esteem. So the first lezbeen that accepted her long-term probably seemed like a dream come true at the time. I, personally, could not imagine being able to handle Amber’s whining and fake crying over KFC for hours as she hurples (Thanks for the new word, kiwis) after me when she gains the momentum to do so. I think I’d fantasize about just leaving her there to rot, but I know I’m too much of a pussy to just let someone die. I can only imagine when Wipey came along that it was a huge relief being able to get the fuck out. I’d probably have been pushing to be one-sided poly to get her leeching off someone else so I could escape, but I don’t think 90% of people have the actual constitution to handle Amber’s screeching and whining on a daily basis, and you know she wouldn’t shut the fuck up until she got what she wanted. I don’t blame Becky for wanting her to shut the fuck up, and unfortunately, the only way to do that is by giving the beast her sustenance. Also, fat amber was like 400+ when she met Becky, and she can’t stop her from getting her fat fingers on Uber eats.
 
Honestly? Dalton could be ftm transgender

I wouldn't be surprised
I feel like Amber would not refer to Dalton as just a guy tho if he was trans and Alexis would definitely call her out on that because ALR would be focusing on his gentials or whatever as she is always like “I just like vagina”.

Finally, some interesting content from Alexis. I now really want the Wifey era tea but I don’t think Jade Francis of New York will ever return to gorlworld.
 
@dead stiff There was no Uber Eats where Becky lived and still, Becky is a grown-ass adult. If Amber is now responsible for her life (and she actually had a shitty upbringing with meth-head parents and foster care), Necky is equally as responsible to seek help for hers. Which, by the way, where does it come from that her family were narcs? I think they were just stereotypical southerners who frowned upon their daughter being gay - not nice, but not narc abuse either.

Amber had a whole community reacting to her at this point and Becky took pity on her. Amber crying over KFC? So what, just put on headphones and go for a drive. You make it sound like she beat the shit out of her for some KFC. I have no doubt she manipulates and can be an absolute nightmare, but come on now. 400lbs on a 5'3 frame is still an issue, she can't drive and all she can do is use her big girl voice to intimidate. I can see how this kind of behavior can escalate, but I am sure like Becky, you overlooked red flags and let your ex overstep boundaries. She takes zero responsibility for everything and she was more than happy to go to McDonalds, because her fat ass would get some too.

Nah, Amber is a total cunt but she is low IQ and not some master manipulator, granted Becky is probably lower IQ but still, she preferred being Uber Eats driver over lugging wood (or whatever lumberjacking work she was doing). People treat you how you let them treat you, tough pill to swallow for some people but that is the reality.
 
they start off normal, make you feel like you can’t escape over a period of years. It’s gradual as fuck and disorienting,
It wasn't gradual though, the red flags were all there were by Becky's own admission. The cats using a spare room as a litter tray and cat shit on the bed would have most right minded people sprinting in the opposite direction, and I don't think Becky needed much persuasion to quit her job at Amber's suggestion early into the relationship either. Again, I reiterate that Amberlynn Reid is a terrible person but Becky is also spineless at best and a grifter who thought she'd found her ticket to easy street at worst.
 
I've also felt this way since I stumbled on to Hamber. Seems to me she became a big 'ol lesbian because those are the people who accepted her fatness and muh mentals, plus its fashionable to be part of the rainbow cult.

Hasn't Hamberlynn claimed she has a penetration phobia? Bitch needs to get over it, maybe a good dickin' down will help her not to be such an insufferable girly-pop.

Amber is not fairing well with all this lesbian cattiness and drama, time to switch teams, gorl.
The way she talks about male crushes compared to her female ones have always struck me. She always picks random female celebs like Miley or Blake lively who never resemble the masc dykes she dates irl. A few times she’s said she finds yo mama attractive and crushes on him, and her face will start glowing like she’s turned on.
Same but I doubt the dude is normal looking





Speak for yourself
I think hes normalish looking
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I think Amber's dick avoidance until now has a lot to do with her hysterectomy.

Was it really "penetrative phobia" or was it good ol' fashioned tokophobia? I've met plenty of "lesbians" who are women that aren't actually gay but, they're tokophobic and lonely, thus lesbianism becomes the cure.

Amber's tendency to pick masculine women supports my theory. They're just like men minus the ability to impregnate someone. Bitch is tokophobic and slow and it took her years to realize that no uterus means no need to be fearful of dick.
No I think she just finds woman safer and easier to be with. Amber says she has all this experience hooking up and had all these bfs in highscool, but she screams inexperienced to me and from her leaked messages to Casey she was 26 panicking about intimacy. IMO she probably found woman to be more lenient on her hygiene or body.
 
It wasn't gradual though, the red flags were all there were by Becky's own admission. The cats using a spare room as a litter tray and cat shit on the bed would have most right minded people sprinting in the opposite direction, and I don't think Becky needed much persuasion to quit her job at Amber's suggestion early into the relationship either. Again, I reiterate that Amberlynn Reid is a terrible person but Becky is also spineless at best and a grifter who thought she'd found her ticket to easy street at worst.
Entirely agree. It looks to me that Becky is trying to rewrite the past to make herself a more sympathetic character who has been the victim the entire time, when in reality— she's a moron who stayed with Amber for nearly 5 years entirely aware of what she was before she even got involved. She had her own motives and I do believe that it backfired on her but I'm not buying the martyr bullshit she keeps trying to push.

Also, Becky claims Amber stole her inheritance post the intervention and way after she realized the type of person Amber was aPpArEnTly, so like...why didn't she take that money to get the fuck out? Everyone says narc abuse but...she did end up leaving so like, if you hate your situation and you know it's bad, why wouldn't you take the money and run? Was their a hidden motive or just stupidity? Maybe that's insensitive and maybe it's more complex but also, why wouldn't you protect that money? Give it to your sister to hold? I just...can't get over that nonsense. I just don't understand how a grown ass adult would deal with this BS and when given the opportunity to escape wouldn't immediately take it. Maybe that's victim blaming and maybe I'm an asshole but...it just doesn't compute


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So Amberlynn has always tried to slut shame the stripper that her and Destiny used to be roommates with, meanwhile (if everything Alexis has said is to be believed) she’s having phone sex with random dudes that show up in her dms. Gloating about being a homewrecker while she was with Erica, flirting with Alexis while she had a girlfriend, in the process of getting with Emily, and trying to convince the 20 year old that she is totally a 100% True and Honest Lesbian that needs to date her. All at the same time 🥴

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In coming bisexual arc. I'm shocked it took her this long to start including men in her gravitational orbit (or maybe she's been secretly entertaining them this whole time but still wanted the lesbian title). If you thought Emily Franz was a sicko, wait until the male feeder introduces himself.

While we're still on the topic of No-Neck-Becky, she's a low-IQ, low-agency fat chick so I'm not surprised that she let Amber steamroll her without having to actually get up from her bloody mattress. Narcs have a second sense for identifying these types out. It's a symbiotic relationship. That's about where my sympathy ends, as I refuse to give anyone playing the victim card an inch, period. She was not being physically restrained or beaten, and her family never approved of their relationship to begin with so she could've left at any point and crashed at her sister's or something.

Also, Eric and Ricky lived with them for years, let Amber ruin furniture and stink up their entire house, likely embarrassed themselves every time they had a visitor who definitely saw and smelled the state of their house, had to put up with Amber yelling across the house for Becky to wipe her ass, and never tried to evict her. I don't give a fuck if someone is covering my rent, I'm not living in squalor. Amber was very lucky she happened to stumble upon a home filled with pathetic queers who let her do whatever she wanted.
 
Ok now that I'm fully awake: does it strike anyone else as strange that Amber isn't taking the whole Dalton bomb worse than she is?

I looked over the TLDW posted on the thread about her live last night, maybe I was expecting too much but she doesn't seem to be losing her mind as much as I would have expected.

She's built her whole life around two things: lesbian relationships and food. ((Though now I wonder if the lesbian relationships part was more of a fitting into a clique issue.))

Now that one of those things is being called into question, with actual receipts, I would have expected a larger crash out.

Also, I'm happy that I was right. I always knew ALR wasn't an actual Lesbeen.

it started with the double handy story. But whenever her sexuality was questioned, by fans or other react channels, fellow queers like ZM would always defend her saying it was homophobic to question her. That "she knows herself best on this and therefore we should trust her."
Don't trust your lying eyes!!
 
I hope Eric, Rickie and Becky all learned why it's bad to let strangers move in with you.
Can you imagine the drama if they had all decided to kick Amber out? lol They would have had to move and leave her there instead, since I don't think Monticello KY had enough cops to remove her whiny stinky ass.
 
Beggy and Dusty rehashing old shit in order to milk what ever coinage they can get out of the piggie bank that is Amber?

I’ll pass; I don’t need to two co-conspirators admitting to their crimes when it was painfully obvious during the “heist.”

They’re both dumb fucking cows that are lucky to have met Amber because this is easily the most entertaining thing that’s ever gonna happen to any of them in their pathetic shitty lives.

In the end, dating Amber was a net positive for the two of them. I don’t wanna hear some song and dance about how their social credibility was ruined by being associated with Amber. These two bumble fucks weren’t going anywhere in life and anyone who would employ them, wouldn’t give a fuck about their Internet presence.

This is not a defense of Amber, but just the reality of the situation. Two broke bums, trying to finally make some money now that they feel like they’re safely distanced themselves from Amber.

As for Amber having phone sex with a man, I’m all for it. I hope he becomes the new caretaker and morphs into Gene to Amber‘s life by Jen. A confrontational asshole willing to defend Amber online would be great content.
 
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