🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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dead stiff said:
It’s fucking COVID. Didn’t we realize the shit isn’t as crazy as they led us to believe in the beginning a few years ago?
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No it's definitely still crazy for morbidly obese people, elderly people, anyone with a compromised immune system. COVID could be what causes amber to go lay down in bed and become bed bound for the rest of her life. Wishful thinking but COVID is serious.. I think her reaction is genuine because she knows she isn't as healthy as she's pretending she is. COVID could take her ass out
 
StarkRavingMad said:
"Women her age" who reviewed those butterfly hairclips are moms who most likely bought them for their preteen daughters for their "90's Throwback Day" at middle school or something.
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I think it’s peak lunacy for her to say that her mom was the one that insisted she put all the sped-y hair clips in her hair.
A spouse/bf/gf might say “you look incredible in that dress, I love it when you wear it” not your fucking mom when you’re creeping your way towards being 40 years old. Probably one of her stupidest lies to date
Arlo Gunthrie said:
COVID could take her ass out
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but alas just like Chantal and her cockroach luck, she has this magical plot armor that keeps her from dying from conditions that would normally have killed other deathfats by now
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
Probably one of her stupidest lies to date
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Naw I still think it's the one where her mammogram tech was hitting on her livertit in hand.


Aww look at the sweet sweet photo I found of FatAl and Emily so sweet!
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StarkRavingMad said:
"Women her age" who reviewed those butterfly hairclips are moms who most likely bought them for their preteen daughters for their "90's Throwback Day" at middle school or something.

Given the nature of the PedoLynn talk as of late, it's pretty weird to see her dress herself up like this. The timing of this "style" couldn't be more inappropriate if she tried.
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I checked Amazon and the reviews were either woman who got them for their daughters as a fun homage to their 90s childhood or woman buying them for bachelorette parties. I also wasn’t seeing pictures of woman in their 30s with them styled in their hair, just children

Side note, in snowflakes video today he mentioned in ambers last livestream she said she went to the hospital for the coof, so in 2 weeks we will see a vlog of Amber crying at the ER possibly.
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
I think it’s peak lunacy for her to say that her mom was the one that insisted she put all the sped-y hair clips in her hair.
A spouse/bf/gf might say “you look incredible in that dress, I love it when you wear it” not your fucking mom when you’re creeping your way towards being 40 years old. Probably one of her stupidest lies to date
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I can actually see mommalynn pull that shit in an attempt to get her daughter out of her funk and back on track, hyping up her daughter so shes in a better mood and less self hating. Shes really trying to be a better mom but ambers such a Little Debbie downer that she can never be truly happy unless she's got some girls attention. Single amber is a miserable amber. Her mom has to be around her again because still no car no license and still codependant so she may as well try and make the best of things while amber spends time with her ( aka: running errands).
 
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I don't understand why a aqua teen print dress
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RedMage said:
Gorl isn't max vaxxed.

And honestly, it's probably just a cold. Those COVID tests aren't remotely reliable lol
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I think she's at the point a cold might even be deadly to her. I am super excited for the upcoming hospital episode
 
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Arlo Gunthrie said:
I think she's at the point a cold might even be deadly to her. I am super excited for the upcoming hospital episode


I'm sorry for double posting idk how to combine
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Just go look at a post you made. Find the "Edit" button. Click on it. See what happens next. It's on the bottom left when on PC. Disappears after a period of time, like two days or so.
 
Can't wait for her to be over it in like a week (thank you deathfat luck) and for her to tell us all how her brilliant incredible medical science-defying immune system heroically saw off a virus that has killed millions!
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Can't wait for her to be over it in like a week (thank you deathfat luck) and for her to tell us all how her brilliant incredible medical science-defying immune system heroically saw off a virus that has killed millions!
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Honestly is she even really sick? Pretty weird she has a taste test and a wax melt smell test that she was like "THESE CHIPS TASTE LIKE NOTHING, THESE WAX MELTS SMELL LIKE NOTHING" just to turn out to have COVID lol
 
I get this nagging feeling we are entering the "Post Poo-pocalypse Chantal" loop where Emily is hiding off camera telling her pet cow what to do to make more money for them. It just feels like we are getting served a double helping of bullshit recently compared to the past.

IF THE REID STILL FEEDS, THE BOVID DOES NOT HAVE COVID!
 
Mamalynn posted this a couple weeks ago and I thought it was funny
Maybe she should give her obese toddler a pair of these when the weight loss cycle starts again lmao
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As if Amber is going to go to any doctor or hospital alone at this point lol.

If she never goes to the doc, then she's not dying. Out of sight, out of mind ... Just like the time she surpassed 600 pounds.
 
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