🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Bored with two cats said:
Destiny probably also saw Becky’s views hence the renewed interest in being online. I am absolutely baffled by Becky’s viewership numbers, she is boring and unreliable and all she can claim is having been Amber’s girlfriend 4-5 years ago. Guess abusecore is what is pulling the views nowadays
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And the Plebbit and Xitter gorlypops circling in the water like sharks waiting for Becky to finally describe ALR's smell in minute detail.
 
Bored with two cats said:
Destiny probably also saw Becky’s views hence the renewed interest in being online. I am absolutely baffled by Becky’s viewership numbers, she is boring and unreliable and all she can claim is having been Amber’s girlfriend 4-5 years ago. Guess abusecore is what is pulling the views nowadays
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The reaction channels are really playing it up for Becky I think so it's driving sympathy viewers to her channel. Destiny will do the same thing and Amber will keep seething. If Destiny's views are good Amber will cause more drama to try to keep her own viewership up, but "muh mentals", "muh foster care" etc are completely played out. I wonder if Amber ever actually considered just losing weight and getting mobile, instead of pretending. Her channel would actually do well and she'd have actual support. It's not exactly enthralling to watch a 600lb sedentary woman rearranging a shelf, eating Mexican food, making excuses for her weight, and acting like a piece of shit about her previous behavior of acting like a piece of shit.
 
Sarah Connor said:
I hope she never has to go through the experience of watching a loved one forget who they/the people around them are and the subsequent fear, anger, sadness and grief that comes along with it.
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Well on the bright side she's either:
1. not going to have any loved ones around at all.
or
2. die from her weight before her family reaches that age.
I hope it doesn't happen to her mom at all for that matter but especially not early onset because hambeast will go on clickbaiting and sympathy milking it constantly like she does "saveeen" her brother getting tangled in the blinds.
 
powdered toast said:
The only thing separating the cows from the farmers is the fence. Lol
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yall barely have any cows tho, the milk ran out years ago, i havent paid attention to this bitch since 2021 when she had cancer, I watched her avidly in 2017-2020, she is just a troll and not even entertaining anymore lol... sometimes I looked at her channel and just yawn. why are there no actual contemporary cows on this site anymore
 
Based Cat said:
yall barely have any cows tho, the milk ran out years ago, i havent paid attention to this bitch since 2021 when she had cancer, I watched her avidly in 2017-2020, she is just a troll and not even entertaining anymore lol... sometimes I looked at her channel and just yawn. why are there no actual contemporary cows on this site anymore
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Find a different thread if this one bothers you so much, you fucking snowflake.

This one is about fat Amber
 
Just because past eras were more entertaining doesn't mean the milk's dried up yet. The recent allegations have been eyeopening, not as riveting or funny of course but watching Big Ham's decline into irrelevancy and how big mad she's getting that Becky (who she looked down upon for so long) is now getting more views than her is cathartic in a schadenfreude-esqe sense. Pig's flailing her fat smelly trotters in a panic and it couldn't happen to a nicer person. Hope Rarity found herself a new home if she's still alive, now somebody needs to get Twonk and Wasabi before Fatty Ambie carks it.
 
Based Cat said:
yall barely have any cows tho, the milk ran out years ago, i havent paid attention to this bitch since 2021 when she had cancer, I watched her avidly in 2017-2020, she is just a troll and not even entertaining anymore lol... sometimes I looked at her channel and just yawn. why are there no actual contemporary cows on this site anymore
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Who needs cows when we have eachother?
 
a dinosaur said:
Another ex rises from the ashes, stirred by the tantalizing scent of ad revenue and superchats.

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I'm hoping Dusty is still her messy, fat self because the enby's videos have been a let down. Becky is sitting on a treasure trove of disgusting info about the Hambeast, but she won't even divulge anything about the leaky layygs. What should we call this arc? I'm thinking Return of The Pooners.
powdered toast said:
The reaction channels are really playing it up for Becky I think so it's driving sympathy viewers to her channel. Destiny will do the same thing and Amber will keep seething. If Destiny's views are good Amber will cause more drama to try to keep her own viewership up, but "muh mentals", "muh foster care" etc are completely played out. I wonder if Amber ever actually considered just losing weight and getting mobile, instead of pretending. Her channel would actually do well and she'd have actual support. It's not exactly enthralling to watch a 600lb sedentary woman rearranging a shelf, eating Mexican food, making excuses for her weight, and acting like a piece of shit about her previous behavior of acting like a piece of shit.
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I wish she would give up the pretense of "I've changed so much you guise" and just do another drunk livestream.
 
So Amber couldn’t lift her leg over a tub ledge and had to wash her head over a sink, but she was capable enough to change adults depends and SHOWER people. OK!!!
 
So I saw this video from apatheticfaxX that was another sorta Amber react to herself video from 2 years ago where she talks about more lies she's admitting to or being called out on. Weird since her latest video she says she hasn't lied to us in the last 9 years since that video she just showed because she's changed so much guise. In the apatheticfaxX video there is a point you can swap out Bi-polar and BPD and how she became Bi-polar with after I met Alexis and it's the exact same bullshit she says about BPD which she heard of and ran with.

Link to apatheticfaxX video.

She's totally changed guise remember that.
Yeahhh she's changed by gained 250 more pounds. But I'm sure feeder pan loves her for all those changes. I think she should celebrate with a crumble cookie 🍪

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Personally I think this is the most entertaining era we've had in a long time. Watching the internet find Emily's currently active fat fetish accounts while Amber desperately tries to get people to believe Emily's not a fat fetishist was super funny, and it seems like Becky has finally found her spine. All we're missing now is big Al getting wasted on live and making even more of an ass of herself than she already has this month.
 
This is the most entertaining Amber's "life journey" has been since the livestream era with Becky post-breakup.

Like, we can complain about how Destiny and Becky aren't innocent people and all that jazz ... But come on, they're bringing the drama right now. They're delivering the goods for all of us to laugh at. The "Choosy Game" story from Becky is straight out of a horror movie, lol.

How great would it be if Wipey came out to "share her story," too? Amber still can't keep her fake name out of her mouth. Amber is asking for whatever might come to her.
 
Based Cat said:
the fact yall downvote this proves how hard this site has fallen, yall are retarded af
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Everytime I check in on this thread I usually immediately leave. This place has been autistic and retarded, practically like reddit, for years now.

It does not help that Amber has been so boring for the same amount of time. I have genuinely not been entertained by Amber since like 2019.
 
Strong Tomato said:
Everytime I check in on this thread I usually immediately leave. This place has been autistic and retarded, practically like reddit, for years now.

It does not help that Amber has been so boring for the same amount of time. I have genuinely not been entertained by Amber since like 2019.
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It's like GorlWorld blew up and a bunch of Gen Z discovered it. They went to Reddit first and then started dipping their toes into 'big bad' Kiwi Farms. Now, there are so many accounts made in 2024 shitting up the threads. GorlWorld reaction channels are a dime a dozen and none familiarize themselves with Amberlynn's history before opening their mouths. They all develop their own weird, parasocial personal hatred of her and some push their own narrative ... like the pedophelia or Becky's abuse.

Amberlynn isn't pedophile; she's a predator. There's a difference. She's not dangerous to children per se. She's dangerous to anyone vulnerable. Child, adult, animal. Anything that can be manipulated or manhandled by her will be. She steps over lines, habitually... She is a habitual line-stepper.

Amberlynn didn't abuse Becky, she mistreated her; it was a two-way street. Amberlynn paid for everything while Becky was her caretaker. Whatever Amberlynn wanted was because Amberlynn held the purse strings. Becky went out and bought Amberlynn fattening fast-food. She could have bought actual groceries with the money. Becky could have learned healthy recipes, but no. Becky wanted to be lazy and fat. Becky enabled Amberlynn and was actively killing her by bringing her that food. No one else was going to feed her. I am sick of people treating Becky like she was a mindless slave forced to wipe her ass, go to WalMart, and play Choosey. It was a fucking choice and a compromise. QUID PRO QUO, BITCH

This shit is so common on MSPL. There are dozens of these browbeaten, downbad caretakers who stay in the relationship because the person is putting a roof over their head.. and they love them or something. What would the conversation be if Amberlynn died in 2020? Becky was the one supplying Amberlynn her drug of choice. Anyway, Becky should admit she didn't love Amberlynn and was only using her for so long because she was too destitute, fat, and retarded to find another way out.

Also, Becky is a fucking sicko and tried to force her step-sister to date her. Fuck sickos.
 
spicytacosaurus said:
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Gone are the halcyon days of 2-250k views per video. Welcome, you steady decline into the annals of internet lore.
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Her flashing the extra emergency money and doing hauls of any kind has been around 20 to 30% of her content so shes running out of shit to do since shes eaten through the revenue from the 250k videos. Even the feeder gf is stale and the reaction channels and beck are doing better than her. Not even fake lint picking is giving her a fatter paycheck it's going to everyone else. Shes gonna stress eat again gain more weight and her members shit is gonna go under again. Just gonna get progressively more poor and misshapen.
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Yo Amber, if you're taking requests can we have a vlog of you reacteeeen to your different personas? I want to know what 2025 SelfHelpGuruLynn thinks of ShyLowBMIVoiceAmber, or SassyBlackAmber, or FakeCumUmbrellaEyelashAndPressOnNailsAmber.
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Fucking....don't please I beg you- She WILL listen. She's so hard up for content it wouldn't take her much to just start doing requests thinly veiled like "reacteen to my personas" and shits gonna become "highly requested" real fuckin quick. Given her backlog of videos we should see this in a business week.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
nothing I typed there was true
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I don't care. It was a lovely story and it made me happy.

w4vy_gr4vy said:
Whoever taught her the word "accountability" doesn't deserve rights.
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I hate it. 'Taking accountability' is clunky and it just sounds wrong. What happened to taking responsibility?

pwintheth said:
A Box of Mac and Cheese
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Gallstones in the Attic - The Amberlynn Story
My Darling My Fatburger

The Bride said:
I'm thinking Return of The Pooners.
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Snap Back ll: Enby Boogaloo
 
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