🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Holy T_Rex]

what is with her obsession with the word rarity?

My little pony

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

My little pony

I feel like she and Rarity would hate eachother.

 

[Our Lady of Sorrows]

I don't remember the exact process, but I remember reading stories a year ago about multiple people who had to get their gallbladders removed after ozempic, because their high fat diets combined with the ozempic basically killed their gallbladder

Gallbladder stones are common with weight loss, regardless of method and diet. They might be more common with surgery and GLP meds because of the high rate of weight loss, but aren’t exclusive and certainly aren’t directly related to fat intake afaik. Rapid weight loss = high amount of body fat actually getting metabolized = bile accumulates, creating gallbladder stones.

 

[Cornfed]

I get that children develop coping skills to block out when their parents fight. However, this bitch is so low IQ that her go to was literally to stare slack jawed at fucking rocks. Unreal.

 

[lol cow supreme]

What’s funny about her claiming to have gallbladder or pancreas pain

They are both located with the liver. and hers has to be the size of a large cat.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I get that children develop coping skills to block out when their parents fight. However, this bitch is so low IQ that her go to was literally to stare slack jawed at fucking rocks. Unreal.

I can just picture babyfat Amber in her trailer staring at a couple of fucking pebbles like this while her parents shoot up and her belovedotherhalfofmyheartbabybrother is strangled by a curtain cord.

 

[Delayed Breathing]

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I can just picture babyfat Amber in her trailer staring at a couple of fucking pebbles like this while her parents shoot up and her belovedotherhalfofmyheartbabybrother is strangled by a curtain cord.

Ate a few of said pebbles too (probably).

 

[Pange]

This made me lol for real.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I see this as a young adult trilogy, like Twilight:

The Wrong Shoes
The Wrong Sandwich
The Wrong Dose

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

I see this as a young adult trilogy, like Twilight:

The Wrong Shoes
The Wrong Sandwich
The Wrong Dose

Here we need to fit the current YA book title conventions

A court of dangleen ankles
A court of sandwiches and lies
A court of semglutide and sorrow

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

She has apparently had gallbladder problems since she was with Casey, but is too lazy to get it fixed. And the whole lymphedema thing is ridiculous, she wasn't told to eat low carb, high fat, she was told low carb. This bitch too dumb to realize you can do low carb and low fat together. She is so disgusting. What body part are we looking at with those skin tags?

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

This made me lol for real.
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I hate to have to ask this, but is that a wall or a deathfat heifer's belly behind Tommie-Salami (Emily)? I can't tell.

 

[Crab Latte]

I hate to have to ask this, but is that a wall or a deathfat heifer's belly behind Tommie-Salami (Emily)? I can't tell.

it's the belly, dude. it's the belly. i'm sorry

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

I hate to have to ask this, but is that a wall or a deathfat heifer's belly behind Tommie-Salami (Emily)? I can't tell.

That my friend is Slommy's ex, she was using her gigantic stomach as a pillow, this is the original photo: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-18943196

Oh oh I know it’s kingcobrasjfs gravy crust!

When not even Cobs would fuck you it's bad, the guy is rotting from the inside out and wouldn't touch Hambo.

I can't believe I've been waiting for this bitch to die for almost 5 years now.

Chantal's A1C is at 10 and she's alive, I don't know how, so Amber should be fine for another 15 years.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I swear, the only thing keeping these overripe corpses even semi-functional is the hate. It's like the salt in the Dead Sea--it basically prevents them from sinking.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

I swear, the only thing keeping these overripe corpses even semi-functional is the hate. It's like the salt in the Dead Sea--it basically prevents them from sinking.

I think it's literally just the salt and preservatives from all the shit they eat. Amber has enough of that stuff in her to embalm an entire dynasty.

 

[Soft Gentle Love]

I'm not watching fatty be smug for 30 minutes, will wait for @Hot CILF in your area to give us a recap kissses ur the best xx

Spoiler: preserve

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Lpte6qBk9eo

ETA:

Spoiler: Download

 

[Boolean Bitch]

yea im not buying all her shit. She does know that even the most dirt poor white trash kids with druggie parents will still have some amount of toys and creature comforts right? They might not be clean or in the best shape but they aren't usually that deprived to only have rocks for toys lmao who is trying to fool.

It's amazing to me how easily Lynnphedma Reid could craft a believable story, yet each time will instead choose to invent a story that maximizes on the dramatics... sacrificing any sort of normal human behaviour/interactions in the process.

Spoiler: STORY TIME

(And I guess a PL): When I was little, one time in summer I remember being out sitting on my front steps. I had brought out my skipping rope, but it was hot out and I didn't want to skip any more. And my folks were fighting (they fought a LOT) so I didn't really want to go back into the house and have both of them notice me while they were mad and in the middle of ripping into each other. Anyway, when I was sitting outside, my grandma by to visit us and asked what I was up to. I told her that I was bored, and she said "Bored? BORED?! How can you kids be so bored with so many things to do?! IN MY DAY we weren't EVER bored. When it was too hot to run or skip, we'd play jacks or marbles instead! .... WHAT?! You don't have MARBLES?! HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE MARBLES? EVERYONE HAS MARBLES!!".

Anyway, the next day she came by again and gave me this HUGE old picklejar filled to the top with marbles. She said that they were my dad's marbles from when he was a kid that he left behind when he finished school and moved out. She couldn't bear to throw them out because they also reminded her of her collection growing up, and she knew that someday his kids (us) would want to play with them. That afternoon we sat on my floor in my bedroom and went through the entire collection. She showed me a bunch that she called "cat-eyes" that had this ribbon through them - though said some of them were actually "wire pulls" and not cat-eyes - but I couldn't tell the difference. There were swirly ones, and solid coloured ones, and even speckled ones that felt rough and bumpy. It was like the marble was rolled in sparkly glass dust and the bits stuck to it. There were even really big ones that had teeeeeny animal statues in them (she said they were 'sulphides' and they weren't made anymore so they were REALLY rare). She even had one that she called a "vaseline" marble. That one was weird because that one marble seemed to "glow" when the I left the jar on my desk and it was starting to get dark outside. I later found out it was because it was made of "vaseline glass", which had trace amounts of SPENT URANIUM in the glass which caused it to flouresce in ultraviolet light. You only noticed it at dusk or dawn because the visible light was much lower, making the flourescence more noticable... Yeah, It was RADIOACTIVE. Well, not *really*, but you know what I mean. Weird, eh?

Anyway, I didn't really play too many games with the marbles, but I loved to get them out and look at all of the little details of each one. I know it sounds weird, but despite them being so simple, they were just so nice to hold and look at. I had an old purple crown royal bag that I carried my favourites around in. I could have spent HOURS looking through them, trying to decide on which one was my new favourite. And as they were so cheap to buy and for sale at all sorts of shops (probably why they've been such a popular toy around the world for children for centuries), it was easy to get new ones to add to my collection. It was my first serious collection. Still, none of the ones I was able to find and add to my collection looked quite as pretty as the ones that grandma brought me that day....

See, Ambo, it's not that hard to make a 100% BULLSHIT STORY that at least sounds like it could have some basis in reality (no PL; nothing I typed there was true). Much better than "I was so abused that my only toys were a handful of rocks that my uncle collected in a rusty tin can and gave to me (because I was too stupid and lazy to even go pick my own rocks to play with), DURR".

Wait... wasn't this "Uncle Bumpy" the same uncle whose cat Amber took to the local dump and abandoned there? And then years later Amber returned to that dump and found her uncle's lost cat still living there?

Gallbladder stones are common with weight loss, regardless of method and diet. They might be more common with surgery and GLP meds because of the high rate of weight loss, but aren’t exclusive and certainly aren’t directly related to fat intake afaik. Rapid weight loss = high amount of body fat actually getting metabolized = bile accumulates, creating gallbladder stones.

Yes. Gallbladder problems are ALSO common with fatfuck hamplanets due to the disgusting amount of shit food that they eat and their bodies have to process. My money is on her "gallbladder" problems coming from the 1.5-2 MILLION or so calories that she eats every single year rather than any of her previous temporary "weight-loss" successes.

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EDITED TO ADD:

So personally, I wouldn't drink from uranium-laced stemware or eat off of uranium-laced plates, but I would wear uranium-laced jewelry without a care in the world.

True true... but I certainly wouldn't turn down getting a few of those dishes to display in the china cabinet or on a window sill...

So cool.

 

[inquizadoor]

Been on youtube a decade and still doesn't know how to film a reaction video. She's reacting to that "everything i lied about" video and claims that since that moment she has NEVER lied (except all those times she said she did right? )

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Been on youtube a decade and still doesn't know how to film a reaction video. She's reacting to that "everything i lied about" video and claims that since that moment she has NEVER lied (except all those times she said she did right? )

I love how she straight up admitted it was manipulation that back fired. It back fired because she's probably the dumbest narcissist on earth. Most narcs are high IQ, she can't even pull off basic LYING. She's always obvious.