🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Looks like we’re on track for another weight watchers attempt and a Trader Joe’s haul where she claims it’s not triggering and she eats all the food in one day
 
It's All So Tiresome said:
She loves this poke bowl cause it's fucking massive holy shit. When it looks this big with her big ass behind it. Her claim is it's 662 calories, sure whatever. Then she eats a fucking 300 calorie nutty buddy right after bring her up to around 1,000 for a single meal. She seems to believe this to be a win?

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For full transparency, she does do a cope and sneed how she totally didn't finish it. She shows it mostly empty and swimming in mayo. If she isn't lying and didn't finish, then its even worse cause she probably gave it to her mother as left overs. (after she spit it in probs)
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since when the fuck are poke bowls so goddamn creamy? maybe some spicy mayo MAYBE, this shit looks like bad chicken salad
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
I'm looking forward to another Jenny Craig run, to be honest. With buzzballs, Delta 8s and whining about MUH MENTALZ.
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I want her to do a weight loss wars with her mom like she did with Becky, where she films them out to eat and her mom has a decent healthy dish and then she shows her own carb loaded 2 portion plate then claim her body can’t lose weight like her moms.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
If this is actually true and not just Amber using her tRaUma/ PTSD to excuse what to the casual observer looks like a classic control technique* by taking up all of her caretaker's time with pointless tasks, she needs to print this out and read it until it sinks into her fat addled brain how fucking bizarre it is. I'm willing to believe that a child living in a volatile environment like that might have developed some weird coping mechanisms/ distractions but ffs Big Al is the wrong side of 34 and this is weird and best and sinister at worst at should have been drummed out of her in therapy. If she actually ever went that is.

*oh who am I kidding that's exactly what it was

EDIT: words r hard
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Is it even control or is she just fucking boring lol? I'm always so curious what her daily life is. Does she even watch shit anymore? Is it get up a 4pm and eat and sit on IG all day? She has literally nothing going on whatsoever
 
Mekahineyho said:
I want her to do a weight loss wars with her mom like she did with Becky, where she films them out to eat and her mom has a decent healthy dish and then she shows her own carb loaded 2 portion plate then claim her body can’t lose weight like her moms.
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I'm convinced that even if she ate a single meal from a restaurant three times a day, every day, then her weight would be flying off initially.

It's all of the shit she doesn't show on camera that's keeping her at 600 el bees.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
Is it even control or is she just fucking boring lol? I'm always so curious what her daily life is. Does she even watch shit anymore? Is it get up a 4pm and eat and sit on IG all day? She has literally nothing going on whatsoever
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Oh she's showing it on camera just not for her social media audience. You know full well she's putting on shows for feeders and Emily.
 
Hayduraide said:
If anyone's curious, here's a clip of Amber during one of the many times she threatened to sue reaction channels (specifically Zachary Michael and The Ankle in this clip) in her most recent live. I don't think my summary portrayed how smug she is throughout this. Before this clip, people were also commenting that Amber's in her "Elle Woods era" which Amber seemed to enjoy very much.
If anyone needs any other clips, just ask.

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She's trying to make it sound like she's retained an attorney, which can range from mildly costly to insanely expensive. Yes, if you sue someone in the US, then the plaintiff's attorney doesn't collect a fee unless their client prevails, and then they take their cut from a portion of the winnings. So she may have called a lawyer and asked about suing these reaction channels, but I very much doubt she's paid to have an attorney on retainer.

And as far as inciting hatred...no one is obligated to like you and if you do shitty things, people have a right to call out your shitty behavior, that's not inciting hatred and that's not slander. An accusation has to be untrue to be considered slander and that's at a minimum, there are other criteria that have to be met to rise to the legal level of slander and/or libel.

Inciting hatred would be telling your audience ''Amber sucks, so everyone go to apartment and hurl bags of flaming feces through her window.'' It's not saying ''Amber is a fat fatty and I would not have sex with her" or that she is a shitty pet owner and she was stupid and negligent to have not had her pets microchipped.'

And while technically anyone can bring a lawsuit over anything, winning is another story a is just saying nasty or negative things about a person and is an easy lawsuit winnable offense, then Becky, The Ankle and Zachary Michael should consider suing Amber. Her ex Casey definitely has a lawsuit over the stuff Hamber alleged about her.
The Bride said:
From my understanding as a layperson, autistic girls tend to fixate on things like animals, makeup, plants, etc. and some develop eating disorders from obsessing over counting calories. Autistic girls are often misdiagnosed with bipolar, depression, and other "female" coded disorders as most doctors probably see their young female patients in distress as having a mood disorder. High-functioning boys are also good at "masking" - I've definitely met guys who are only slightly socially retarded or have a subtle speech impediment only to find out later that they indeed have autism.

Anyway, my money's on our favorite obese toddler coming back with a new autism diagnosis after a few zoom therapy sessions.
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Amber would LOVE to be diagnosed as autistic...anything to make her feel special and unique. I absolutely think she'll make that claim soon and use in her arsenal of excuses for why she treats other people like crap. "You guize have to understand, it's not that I forced Becky to play the choosey game, my autism makes it hard for me to understand social cues, so I genuinely didn't realize she wasnt having a good time-because of my autism, because I'M totally autistic, you guize!''
Fee said:
That's revolting I do not know how that is attractive to Emily Franz or why she would want to be laid on or have sexual relations with the walking puss sore. I wonder if when she walks she is compelled to say fefifofum I smell food. Her videos are becoming so boring and monotonous with her excuses and feeder content we need excitement Emily Franz show yourself you liar. Also hypothetically I can say I'm going to sue Amber all day long and list reasons that does not mean I will win or actually follow through and considering Amber wouldn't know the truth if it slapped her in the face she's nothing but an empty threat. I think it's funny that this walking cow uses fat phobia as if it's a bad thing. We should make merch fat phobic moment type deal. Proudly fat phobic. Calling something phobic might scare idiots but it doesn't make it a bad thing, or look at it the other way nobody is scared of a fatty we just don't want your buffalo ass breaking our vehicles and toilets. You cow.
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Amber is truly repugnant . Lumps, bumps, folds, skin tags, discolorations, rashes, bruises ,miles and miles of rippling, dough-like flesh, all add up to create the appearance of some frightening bizarre, non human entity, a horror monster, a thing created for a creepy pasta or The SCP foundation...and that's just visually. Imagine the smell...a combination of old food dropped and lost in hidden, moisture laden crevices, sweat, leaking sores,all on someone that doesn't bathe for weeks or months at a time.
The mere thought is stomach turning and, and on one hand it is hard to understand how anyone can be turned on by that, but then again if years on the internet as taught us one thing, its no matter how vile, or repulsive a person, a thing , or subject is there is someone out there that gets off sexually to it or them. The only somewhat rare thing is that usually its men that are into the truly weird and gross fetishes, so it is a bit surprising that Emily, a female-regardless of how butch she tries to appear-is into something so horrific and foul, but there are always going to be outliers.

Finally, I really feel for that guy who didnt want the morbidly obese woman in his vehicle. I saw that video and the poor dude had a little, old car that sounded like it was on its last legs. Drivers use their own private cars for lyft and uber and he had every right to decide whether he wanted to drive this woman. As I've mentioned before I'm big into consent and the right of people to do as they wish as long as it doesnt harm others. If this woman chooses not to do anything to lose weight, if she chooses to overeat and not exercise and winds up weighing half a ton, I'm not going to say she should be forced to lose weight or eat healthy, but no one is obligated to potentially damage their own property because of the choices she made. And yes, she could have and should have called an XL vehicle for a ride, which costs a few dollars more. She would have got where she was going , been more comfortable and no one would have had a problem with it. That woman sounds selfish and self centered as hell, just like Amber. I hope she doesnt get a penny from the guy or the company he drove for.
 
Mekahineyho said:
What exactly is “weird gallbladder and pancreas issues?”
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I don't remember the exact process, but I remember reading stories a year ago about multiple people who had to get their gallbladders removed after ozempic, because their high fat diets combined with the ozempic basically killed their gallbladder
 
Mekahineyho said:
What exactly is “weird gallbladder and pancreas issues?”
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What’s funny about her claiming to have gallbladder or pancreas pain is that there’s no way she knows where either of those are in her body. What she thinks is gallbladder/pancreas pain is probably just stomach pain from all of the fucking trash she eats and the diarrhea she’s got 24/7 that she just has to be honest with us about
 
The nurseeen home era really was the worst. Can't imagine working in a freaking nursing home for part time pay just to stalk my girlfriend but I guess that's just because I'm not a quirky beepeedee gorlie. Bitch was a waddling 500 ellbee HIPAA violation and HR report machine. Would-be lawsuit machine too if the patients she did her shit to had family that caught wind of it. With how much every other employee there obviously hated her I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did.
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Hayduraide said:
Amber talks about the origins of Choosey because everyone's so disturbed by her forcing Becky to do it for hours/days at a time. Amber says that she created the game when she was a very little girl when her parents were high, her parents were arguing, her father was beating her mom, and Amber would be traumatized and focusing on a few rocks in front of her. She says she didn't have many toys when she was little so mostly what she had were rocks to play with. So she created the Choosey game with her rock toys. She claims it was something soothing she did to drown out the trauma and horrors, so now she does it even to this day as something to soothe her.
Amber: "I was with someone for almost 5 years and they saw me do it, and they did it with me. It was like bonding. It was something fun to do together. It was never me forcing me and it's such an absurd thing to say."
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Lmao yeah right bitch, as if we're supposed to believe you were outside playing with rocks and not stuffing your face on cheap ramen and meth.
Does she not realize that overdramatizing her past in that way makes people think that none of that shit actually happened? I would have so much more pity for her if she just was honest about her upbringing, but she starts doing shit like smugly recalling what could have been the death of her little brother and it makes me lose my sympathy bone completely.

Would love to see a lawsuit arc, if big al lost all of her money perhaps she would be a little more entertaining as she scrambles for pennies online.
 
lmao, fucking geologistlynn, no way she was playing with rocks, she is not imaginative enough to get dopamine from something plain like that, she needs the "fun" parts to be spelled out and highlighted why they are fun. if she is not intelligent enough to do this now, i doubt her natural baby mind was capable of this. i'm just speculating on how this all works though, ignore if you think it's retarded.

the point is, i would've believed her if she said she played with candy wrappers, not rocks
 
spergsperg55 said:
Lmao yeah right bitch, as if we're supposed to believe you were outside playing with rocks and not stuffing your face on cheap ramen and meth.
Does she not realize that overdramatizing her past in that way makes people think that none of that shit actually happened? I would have so much more pity for her if she just was honest about her upbringing, but she starts doing shit like smugly recalling what could have been the death of her little brother and it makes me lose my sympathy bone completely.

Would love to see a lawsuit arc, if big al lost all of her money perhaps she would be a little more entertaining as she scrambles for pennies online.
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yea im not buying all her shit. She does know that even the most dirt poor white trash kids with druggie parents will still have some amount of toys and creature comforts right? They might not be clean or in the best shape but they aren't usually that deprived to only have rocks for toys lmao who is trying to fool.
 
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