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Is it already a day that ends in Y?
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Her right arm is reminding me of scalfani.
Purple and bumpy.
Purple and bumpy.
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JESUS CHRIST WITH THE GODDAMN BABY BROTHER AGAIN.
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She is still very fat. Her undead gradient is fucking gross too. Her arms legit change from concealer to undead. Was Emily into Necromancy as well?
Fat to the future or something.
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511 lbs is FAT.
Our gorl is swoleen and her body is just doing whatever it wants. Muh lymphoedema! It isn't her fault! She needs to protect her peace! ALR complains about the windy weather when... she walks Twinkie.
Amberlynn claims her Semaglutide has been late and the wrong doses have arrived to her and that's another factor why she's quitting. Multiple shots and discussions of her eating processed crap.
Therapy and PTSD Sperging is back in full swing. Amberlynn went to therapy again and she went to play bingo with Mamalynn for her birthday. Mexican food to celebrate Mamalynn's birthday.
At the end, Amberlynn talks about her TikTok dancing. (I hate Kendrick Lamar and can't stand Taylor Swift that she included. The original is garbage so I'll post the edited Grimacelynn version of her dancing that is better.)
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Fatso failed Semaglutide three times by now, next year she'll try again and will fail again, it's part of her cycle now.
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The Wrong Dose story will surely be alongside The Wrong Sandwich in the annals of Amberlynn lore. I'm sure Emily will be pleased though.
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Are we seeing the return of Trollyn?
She's getting a little messy lately. Quite the departure from the usual fake ass content.
She's getting a little messy lately. Quite the departure from the usual fake ass content.
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Rain and petals eavesdrop, they sent the wrong dose.
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She'll probably give them to her mom to shoot up
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She could go to a local medspa/weight loss clinic, but that would be too easy.
I think during the Krystal era Amberlynn first told the story about the baby brother. She kinda made it seem like she let the baby brother struggle and cry until she absolutely needed to step in. Do you think she saw the opportunity to be the hero?
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I think during the Krystal era Amberlynn first told the story about the baby brother. She kinda made it seem like she let the baby brother struggle and cry until she absolutely needed to step in. Do you think she saw the opportunity to be the hero?
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With celebrities coming out with blindness as a syptom of prolonged Semen-Glue-tide use, I was hoping for a twilight zone ending to the "Amberverse".
"Oh i'm finally in the 100's! Thank you semen Glue! Wait... I cant see my beautiful new skinny face in the mirror... what is happeneeeeeinnnnnn THIS IS SO HECTIC SITUATION!!!"
Too bad the universe isn't that funny and amber is too fat and fucking useless to ever get that low even with nature's cheat codes on her side. Oh well.
"Oh i'm finally in the 100's! Thank you semen Glue! Wait... I cant see my beautiful new skinny face in the mirror... what is happeneeeeeinnnnnn THIS IS SO HECTIC SITUATION!!!"
Too bad the universe isn't that funny and amber is too fat and fucking useless to ever get that low even with nature's cheat codes on her side. Oh well.
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Not even close.
Being aware of a mental disorder doesn't make the symptoms go away, but it does allow you avenues with which to seek treatment. Knowing you have autism (which ALR imo doesn't but w/e) doesn't get rid of any of it just like knowing you have schizophrenia doesn't make the hallucinations go away. If they take meds and no longer hear voices, does it mean they no longer have schizophrenia?
It's down to a deficiency in development, really. There are verifiable, qualitative differences between autistic & normal brains on MRIs and shit. Autism is more than just lacking social skills, anyway: there are aspects regarding emotional and even physiological regulation. And what of the MEGA autistic kids who can't do anything more than moan and shit and piss?
Lots of scholars are quick to suggest too that females will show different symptoms than males, which would indicate a difference in socialization/biology rather than a difference in diagnosis altogether. Females are either biologically inclined or socialized (depending on your viewpoint) to be kinder, quieter, less disruptive, etc. According to them, it stands to reason that the ways that autism would present itself is different and may be widely overlooked in female populations because of all that.
It's down to a deficiency in development, really. There are verifiable, qualitative differences between autistic & normal brains on MRIs and shit. Autism is more than just lacking social skills, anyway: there are aspects regarding emotional and even physiological regulation. And what of the MEGA autistic kids who can't do anything more than moan and shit and piss?
Lots of scholars are quick to suggest too that females will show different symptoms than males, which would indicate a difference in socialization/biology rather than a difference in diagnosis altogether. Females are either biologically inclined or socialized (depending on your viewpoint) to be kinder, quieter, less disruptive, etc. According to them, it stands to reason that the ways that autism would present itself is different and may be widely overlooked in female populations because of all that.
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That's a Stephen King novel if I've ever seen one.
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Sure it's not another bug?
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You a LAH
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She's live.
Amber keeps looking at her phone and smiling. People in the chat are asking, "New girl? Who is she?" while Amber denies she has a new girlfriend. Of course not, because it's Emily.
Chat: "Who are you texting?"
Amber: "I wasn't texting anyone... oh, like a bit ago? Just a friend."
Someone in the chat defends Amber saying of course Amber is downplaying who she's texting because haydurs ruin all of Amber's relationships. Amber agrees and says, "I will never talk about my love life again. EH-VUUUUUURRRRR."
The chat wastes everyone's time by talking about the flat earth. I believe Amber doesn't actually believe in a flat earth, she just uses it as a distraction to change the subject when she knows she's fucked up recently.
Amber claims she "has a lawyer now" so she can't speak on certain subjects. Huh?
Amber supports the woman who is suing Uber because a driver didn't want her 500 pound butt to break his car. "That person was absolutely a fat shamer. That person is fatphobic. Let's be so fucking for real right now. But who has broken a car at 500 pounds? I've seen 600 pound life and some of them are 1000 pounds and none of them have broken a car. No one has broken a car. I hope she wins because she fully deserves to be in the motherfucking Uber just like everyone else."
Chat: "My sister literally popped a tire when she sat on my dad's car."
Amber: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????"
Chat: She could have gotten one of the XL cars. There are other accommodations for her.
Amber: "I've sat in some tiny, tiny cars. I'll tell you that."
Someone in the chat talks about thinking about taking ketamine for anxiety and asked Amber if she's looked into it.
Amber: "I do have a friend who is pro-ketamine. They go to ketamine therapy. They said it's changed their life."
I found it interesting in Amber's newest vlog, she talks about having a friend who has a mother who has lipedema, so they can understand Amber's lipedema struggles. Is this same friend also taking ketamine? Will Amber have a ketamine gorlfriend arc soon?
More ignoring the stream and the chat in favor of texting her mysterious "friend."
Amber talks about the origins of Choosey because everyone's so disturbed by her forcing Becky to do it for hours/days at a time. Amber says that she created the game when she was a very little girl when her parents were high, her parents were arguing, her father was beating her mom, and Amber would be traumatized and focusing on a few rocks in front of her. She says she didn't have many toys when she was little so mostly what she had were rocks to play with. So she created the Choosey game with her rock toys. She claims it was something soothing she did to drown out the trauma and horrors, so now she does it even to this day as something to soothe her.
Amber: "I was with someone for almost 5 years and they saw me do it, and they did it with me. It was like bonding. It was something fun to do together. It was never me forcing me and it's such an absurd thing to say."
I thought she was going to stop talking about Becky and won't respond to any of Becky's claims to "protect her peace." That claim lasted all of one day. As usual.
Someone's trolling Amber and Amber says, "You're paying me to be rude to me, so I can be rude back, but I can do it for free." Ok, that was funny.
Amber then talks about Keemstar talking to her and DMing her. "Oh mah gaw he's soooo obsessed with me!" She says that yomama convinced Keemstar to go on one of Amber's lives. Amber claims he's going to do it for free. No word of when or if it's actually going to happen or if that was just Keemstar (whoever that is) is messing with her.
Someone says they have a crush on her. Amber makes faces and says she doesn't know what to do with that information. Chat asks her if she'd be open to open her DMs and be open to date someone again. Amber says no.
Of course it's a no, she's already got a girl on the hook right now and she has to keep the appearance of being loyal while showing her love interest how popular and desirable she is.
There's a dumb 15-minute long segment of someone in chat wanting Amber to rate their food. Amber can't find their message on Instagram. There's a lot of back and forth about who the person is on IG and Amber still can't find them and gives up. After a bunch of BS, Amber finally finds them and shows everyone the person's meal. It's stupid.
Amber talks about her grey hairs. .......
Someone in the chat mentions that Amber's phone is blinking.
Amber: "I guess it does that when I get a text message. *laugh*"
She claims 156 people are watching her right now. She also has 340 members now.
Amber has blocked certain words from the chat. Rarity has already been confirmed to be blocked, but it looks like Amber's blocked the word "choosy" too. "Choosey" gets through, though.
We're now in intermission and staring at the ceiling.
She's back and momentarily distracted with her phone.
Amber goes on a long rant about people getting mad at Amber bringing up bad memories of the past in the vlog where Amber and her mom are reminiscing outside together.
Amber: "People were asking 'Why would Amber bring up bad moments?' I only brought up good things. Like the turtle..." "We were standing around reminiscing. The third degree burn thing, I actually burned myself. My mom's memory is actually really bad and I wasn't going to correct my mom on the vlog. I didn't want to embarrass her. The whole cup o noodle thing, I burnt myself. It wasn't anything she did wrong. The thing where dad surprised me with the bike, mom brought up that they left me alone so they could do drugs in the tent. People were like 'I can't believe Amberlynn would do that' but no, my mom is the one who brought it into that territory. If my mom ever brings up shade, it's literally not like that at all. But if I say something that seems it's not as sweet as a cherry, even though it's not even true because I'm so kind to my mom, people are like "omg Amberlynn is sooo rude to her mom!" This is why me and my mom will never be videos together together again. EH-VEUUUUURRRRRR. I'd love for mom and me to be on a podcast, but I can't do that because the people watching have one thing in mind: They want my mom to hate me. My mom is OBSESSED with me. People on reaction channels are like 'yeah mamalynn pop off pop off!' and you guys are literally so dumb." "You guys genuinely don't know what you're talking about."
Amber keeps looking at her phone and smiling. People in the chat are asking, "New girl? Who is she?" while Amber denies she has a new girlfriend. Of course not, because it's Emily.
Chat: "Who are you texting?"
Amber: "I wasn't texting anyone... oh, like a bit ago? Just a friend."
Someone in the chat defends Amber saying of course Amber is downplaying who she's texting because haydurs ruin all of Amber's relationships. Amber agrees and says, "I will never talk about my love life again. EH-VUUUUUURRRRR."
The chat wastes everyone's time by talking about the flat earth. I believe Amber doesn't actually believe in a flat earth, she just uses it as a distraction to change the subject when she knows she's fucked up recently.
Amber claims she "has a lawyer now" so she can't speak on certain subjects. Huh?
Amber supports the woman who is suing Uber because a driver didn't want her 500 pound butt to break his car. "That person was absolutely a fat shamer. That person is fatphobic. Let's be so fucking for real right now. But who has broken a car at 500 pounds? I've seen 600 pound life and some of them are 1000 pounds and none of them have broken a car. No one has broken a car. I hope she wins because she fully deserves to be in the motherfucking Uber just like everyone else."
Chat: "My sister literally popped a tire when she sat on my dad's car."
Amber: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????"
Chat: She could have gotten one of the XL cars. There are other accommodations for her.
Amber: "I've sat in some tiny, tiny cars. I'll tell you that."
Someone in the chat talks about thinking about taking ketamine for anxiety and asked Amber if she's looked into it.
Amber: "I do have a friend who is pro-ketamine. They go to ketamine therapy. They said it's changed their life."
I found it interesting in Amber's newest vlog, she talks about having a friend who has a mother who has lipedema, so they can understand Amber's lipedema struggles. Is this same friend also taking ketamine? Will Amber have a ketamine gorlfriend arc soon?
More ignoring the stream and the chat in favor of texting her mysterious "friend."
Amber talks about the origins of Choosey because everyone's so disturbed by her forcing Becky to do it for hours/days at a time. Amber says that she created the game when she was a very little girl when her parents were high, her parents were arguing, her father was beating her mom, and Amber would be traumatized and focusing on a few rocks in front of her. She says she didn't have many toys when she was little so mostly what she had were rocks to play with. So she created the Choosey game with her rock toys. She claims it was something soothing she did to drown out the trauma and horrors, so now she does it even to this day as something to soothe her.
Amber: "I was with someone for almost 5 years and they saw me do it, and they did it with me. It was like bonding. It was something fun to do together. It was never me forcing me and it's such an absurd thing to say."
I thought she was going to stop talking about Becky and won't respond to any of Becky's claims to "protect her peace." That claim lasted all of one day. As usual.
Someone's trolling Amber and Amber says, "You're paying me to be rude to me, so I can be rude back, but I can do it for free." Ok, that was funny.
Amber then talks about Keemstar talking to her and DMing her. "Oh mah gaw he's soooo obsessed with me!" She says that yomama convinced Keemstar to go on one of Amber's lives. Amber claims he's going to do it for free. No word of when or if it's actually going to happen or if that was just Keemstar (whoever that is) is messing with her.
Someone says they have a crush on her. Amber makes faces and says she doesn't know what to do with that information. Chat asks her if she'd be open to open her DMs and be open to date someone again. Amber says no.
Of course it's a no, she's already got a girl on the hook right now and she has to keep the appearance of being loyal while showing her love interest how popular and desirable she is.
There's a dumb 15-minute long segment of someone in chat wanting Amber to rate their food. Amber can't find their message on Instagram. There's a lot of back and forth about who the person is on IG and Amber still can't find them and gives up. After a bunch of BS, Amber finally finds them and shows everyone the person's meal. It's stupid.
Amber talks about her grey hairs. .......
Someone in the chat mentions that Amber's phone is blinking.
Amber: "I guess it does that when I get a text message. *laugh*"
She claims 156 people are watching her right now. She also has 340 members now.
Amber has blocked certain words from the chat. Rarity has already been confirmed to be blocked, but it looks like Amber's blocked the word "choosy" too. "Choosey" gets through, though.
We're now in intermission and staring at the ceiling.
She's back and momentarily distracted with her phone.
Amber goes on a long rant about people getting mad at Amber bringing up bad memories of the past in the vlog where Amber and her mom are reminiscing outside together.
Amber: "People were asking 'Why would Amber bring up bad moments?' I only brought up good things. Like the turtle..." "We were standing around reminiscing. The third degree burn thing, I actually burned myself. My mom's memory is actually really bad and I wasn't going to correct my mom on the vlog. I didn't want to embarrass her. The whole cup o noodle thing, I burnt myself. It wasn't anything she did wrong. The thing where dad surprised me with the bike, mom brought up that they left me alone so they could do drugs in the tent. People were like 'I can't believe Amberlynn would do that' but no, my mom is the one who brought it into that territory. If my mom ever brings up shade, it's literally not like that at all. But if I say something that seems it's not as sweet as a cherry, even though it's not even true because I'm so kind to my mom, people are like "omg Amberlynn is sooo rude to her mom!" This is why me and my mom will never be videos together together again. EH-VEUUUUURRRRRR. I'd love for mom and me to be on a podcast, but I can't do that because the people watching have one thing in mind: They want my mom to hate me. My mom is OBSESSED with me. People on reaction channels are like 'yeah mamalynn pop off pop off!' and you guys are literally so dumb." "You guys genuinely don't know what you're talking about."
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tbh it would greatly benefit her