🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Okay this Reddit post made me laugh. Hope the ham sees it :D Look Amber! This is people's first reaction when they see you. THIS man's first reaction even.
 
God damn you know she ain't wiping that thing.
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Also did you hear the narc give us permission to believe what the thumb says. Sure buddy whatever you say.
 
Arlo Gunthrie said:
Amber has no one else. I'm surprised her mom doesn't cut her off.. I think we'll see that happen before Amber does. amber gets a free punching bag and can justify it with her childhood trauma.


If I was mommalynn I would've just killed myself tbh. You had one job and ruined it and now spend the rest of your life with the consequences of your actions aka shitty fat bratty abusive daughter
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Yeah, I’ve wondered that too, like what I would do if I fucked up my kid to the point of being like Amber, and I think I’d be forced to just die lmao. I could not live that down.

The Ghost of Rarity said:
PewdiePie even included that in the video he made on exposing Betterhelp for giving diagnoses they weren’t qualified to give
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PewdiePie. Swedish. The place that invented ‘chronic fatigue syndrome’, but will make you wait four years to get diagnosed as autistic, because everyone is fucking autistic. BetterHelp is bullshit, but I’d take any opinion on medicalized mental health from a Swede with a huge grain of salt. Some people you can spot as BPD/autistic immediately, like Jessica Boyle or King Cobra, they’re just off. All the time. I’m not a gambling man, but I’d bet all the money that Hamber has NPD. I don’t need a degree to know that. Psychology is the easiest fucking subject in the scientific field, and the internet has made it incredibly easy to learn about. I had a psych professor tell us that weed is a hallucinogen, the same as LSD, and when questioned about it, he just said “that’s what it says in the book”. So they’re all kind of quacks.
 
She loves this poke bowl cause it's fucking massive holy shit. When it looks this big with her big ass behind it. Her claim is it's 662 calories, sure whatever. Then she eats a fucking 300 calorie nutty buddy right after bring her up to around 1,000 for a single meal. She seems to believe this to be a win?

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For full transparency, she does do a cope and sneed how she totally didn't finish it. She shows it mostly empty and swimming in mayo. If she isn't lying and didn't finish, then its even worse cause she probably gave it to her mother as left overs. (after she spit it in probs)
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It's All So Tiresome said:
She loves this poke bowl cause it's fucking massive holy shit. When it looks this big with her big ass behind it. Her claim is it's 662 calories, sure whatever. Then she eats a fucking 300 calorie nutty buddy right after bring her up to around 1,000 for a single meal. She seems to believe this to be a win?

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Hold up. Did she order that poke bowl with two servings of sushi rice or did I have a stroke?
 
"Im not watching WHAT I eat I'm watching HOW MUCH I eat."

I mean yea it's really been working so far Amby. Why argue with success?
 
I dont doubt the bisexual era comming.. she's going to have to broaden her horizons.. i do think men hit on her sometimes because..... men like fatties or a warm fold to lay on.. and she dates men with vagina's basically whats the difference..
why bother dating women that look and sound and act like men.. just get a man.
 
Arlo Gunthrie said:
I dont doubt the bisexual era comming.. she's going to have to broaden her horizons.. i do think men hit on her sometimes because..... men like fatties or a warm fold to lay on.. and she dates men with vagina's basically whats the difference..
why bother dating women that look and sound and act like men.. just get a man.
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It would have to be a relationship a la Foody Beauty because I'm hard pressed to think of many men who would tolerate her behavior, especially if they're not getting laid. And actually sex, Amber. We're in our thirties and hand jobs won't cut it.
 
Agoodpotroast said:
It would have to be a relationship a la Foody Beauty because I'm hard pressed to think of many men who would tolerate her behavior, especially if they're not getting laid. And actually sex, Amber. We're in our thirties and hand jobs won't cut it.
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I don't think men who would go for a fatty like amber have the foresite to realize they won't get traditional sex. I assume there were more male feeders than female but I don't know.
 
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