🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Skinless Nugget]

Amber didn't like what Mamalynn shared about her licking Easter eggs, so she immediately countered with the time Mamalynn spilled boiling water on her.

Didn't this fat useless sack of shit tell us her mom was on the phone and her lard ass didn't have the patience to wait for her mom to get the soup out of the microwave so fat fuck got it hershelf, then her mom scared her so she dropped it??

Her ass wanted her mom back so she better accept what she's done

She actually had no choice and needed a chauffeur quick

 

[American Psycho]

If she says "COUNSELtation" one more fucking time...

 

[Delayed Breathing]

I went to search Amber's tiktok video and was met with this instead. She missed her shot.
(I couldn't get her video to download using my tool and if I missed it in the thread I'm dumb)
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Archived although i doubt it will be deleted.

 

[2020chan]

Amber is her punishment for all of her years being wild and doing wrong.

I don't know much about Mamalynn, other than she did lots of hard drugs and jail time. But good God almighty, if having Amber as a partner isn't bad enough, imagine being the one who created her. The girlfriends can leave and be done, but Mamalynn is connected to her, forever. Amber is the biggest dose of karma that could ever come her way, especially during sobriety. I bet dealing with Amber has Mamalynn tempted to do all kinds of things, and it will be interesting to see how she deals with this giant toddler.
Will she fall back into her addiction?
Will seeing Amber strengthen her resolve to stay sober and take care of herself?
Will she abandon Amber for her own mental health?

As it stands, she'll probably outlive Amber by a few years, if she keeps out of trouble. Even more years if Emily is still in the picture.

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

taking a break, frustrating semaglutide update, therapy consultation, & reminiscing with mom vlog​

(02/10/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VbovphErnbwPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=VbovphErnbw

Spoiler: Local Archive

VbovphErnbw.mp4

Vapelynn at the 2:12 - 2:14 mark in this video. There’s a clip of of her puffing out some vapor off to the side at the 1:50 mark and you know she’d try to play it off as cold air vapor clouds or whatever.

She said she was gonna stop smokeen delta this time on the ozempie! She’s such a lah

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Will she abandon Amber for her own mental health?

I don't think she will. She's plum run out of kids. Face Tattoo Tony is in and out of prison, the one that found her when he was 18 turned out to be a shitbag and she ended up casting him out and shunning him. That only leaves the other one adopted at birth who has never made contact, and God willing, is smart and stable enough to never.

She and Amber are eternally toxically entangled. They are SO MUCH alike.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

M

you will just have this vicious attitude and cycle.

Isn't this (Amber guilting Kristine over everything) why Auntie Tammy told Amber she shouldn't have contacted her mom in jail?

I wouldn't be surprised if Kristine was a lot like Amber in her youth.

 

[powdered toast]

Vapelynn at the 2:12 - 2:14 mark in this video. There’s a clip of of her puffing out some vapor off to the side at the 1:50 mark and you know she’d try to play it off as cold air vapor clouds or whatever.

She said she was gonna stop smokeen delta this time on the ozempie! She’s such a lah

M

Isn't this (Amber guilting Kristine over everything) why Auntie Tammy told Amber she shouldn't have contacted her mom in jail?

I wouldn't be surprised if Kristine was a lot like Amber in her youth.

I almost think she is actively trying to sabotage her mother's sobriety. Drinking in front of her (if I'm remembering correctly), vaping around her, and guilting her about her shit parenting on camera for a large audience. On top of that you know she is jealous of Mamalynn for 1. Not being a deathfat 2. Getting her shit together/sobriety (9 years sober vs Amber's 10-year gaineen/spiral marathon) 3. Being a relatively normal person now that can function and drive a car and 4. Her mother being more likeable than she is and more popular/positively viewed by her audience.

 

[a hapless toad]

I don't think she will. She's plum run out of kids. Face Tattoo Tony is in and out of prison, the one that found her when he was 18 turned out to be a shitbag and she ended up casting him out and shunning him. That only leaves the other one adopted at birth who has never made contact, and God willing, is smart and stable enough to never.

James/Austin is the one who was adopted soon after birth and who got in contact after he turned 18.

Jonathan is the one adopted at age 6/7, who Hambo claimed was her whole heart and her reason for everytheen. As far as we know he has not been in contact with his birth family.

 

[dfranki723]

So Fat Fuck has 100% managed to get her Mom to back up her lies (out of guilt or manipulation).

''Remember when I got 3rd degree burns?!?!?!?!?!''.
Knowing full fucking well her Mom isn't going to call her out on it.

She's never happier than when she gets to force or trick people into backing up/believing her ''tragic'' childhood.
Do one Fatty.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber is raging that even her ex-jailbird crackhead service animal murdering neglectful egg donor is more liked than she is on her own channel, take note gorl this is the redemption arc you could have if you ever got your shit together

The "oh remember the turtle I had? Remember the snake? REMEMBER WHEN I GOT THIRD DEGREE BURNS FROM YOUR NEGLECT??? REMEMBER ALL THE CAMPING TRIPS YOU AND MY DAD WERE HIGH ON??????" was so fucking spiteful- even by Gumsy's lofty standards- and I am definitely in the "ALR owes her parents absolutely fuck all" camp. I look forward to the inevitable smug "u guise have to ruhlaiiiise.... that this is MY storeee and MY tuhruth" cat-arse mouthed lecture in her next vuh-lawg when she reads some Concerned Troll sends her screenshots of comments about how much of a dick move that was.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Amber is raging that even her ex-jailbird crackhead service animal murdering neglectful egg donor is more liked than she is on her own channel, take note gorl this is the redemption arc you could have if you ever got your shit together

The "oh remember the turtle I had? Remember the snake? REMEMBER WHEN I GOT THIRD DEGREE BURNS FROM YOUR NEGLECT??? REMEMBER ALL THE CAMPING TRIPS YOU AND MY DAD WERE HIGH ON??????" was so fucking spiteful- even by Gumsy's lofty standards- and I am definitely in the "ALR owes her parents absolutely fuck all" camp. I look forward to the inevitable smug "u guise have to ruhlaiiiise.... that this is MY storeee and MY tuhruth" cat-arse mouthed lecture in her next vuh-lawg when she reads some Concerned Troll sends her screenshots of comments about how much of a dick move that was.

i hope somebody tells her that her mom surely was a neglectful drug addict mother, as Amber is a neglectful piece of shit of a pet owner who lost two cats in the span of 5/6 years. Not comparing motherhood to pet ownership, but she's so neglectful that at best Gracie and Rarity got into a shelter and were rehomed (they're 99% dead), and for what? To buy a cat that Hambo could claim as hers and give it the name she wanted, and to follow her egotistical hunger for unconditional love. With a feeder.
So yeah, her mom was a sorry excuse for a parent along with her dad, but Amber fucking offed two pets, which one claimed was like a child to her. At least she had all the possibilities to thrive as a human being and get out of her trauma and blossom, if not in foster care she surely did with Krystle and her parents money, but she decided to say fuck all and become the worst type of person there is, while the cat were just discarded like garbage and they probably died in the wild.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber is single mindedly selfish in a way that would make even the most maladapted autist blush. Gracie stood in the way of Amber and her fantasy ki-en, so she had to go. Rarity going "missing" was Amber's ticket to her dainty hooves being planted firmly on Wisconsin soil (lol) so bye-bye to her oh-so beloved pet. For someone who has "attachment issues" she has zero issues jettisoning anyone or anything from her life when it is no longer useful to her. That's why she has zero friends and ploughs through carers at a rate of knots, she is so emotionally stunted she has no idea what an attachment actually is.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

I was re-watching one of her older videos from a couple days ago to check for something and I came back across the section where she's chugging milk from the jug. I looked back and I don't know if anyone mentioned this directly but I want to present this clip again.

I thought to myself, how the hell is she weighing volume? I did some minor research and now I am simply mad at the internet. Some scales have volume like milliliters but it just assumes 1 mL is equal to 1 g. This is retarded and I don't care for it. The weights are probably negligible in reality but I think it's misleading that you can weigh volume. Maybe there's other ways to determine volume like I don't know a cup.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

I was re-watching one of her older videos from a couple days ago to check for something and I came back across the section where she's chugging milk from the jug. I looked back and I don't know if anyone mentioned this directly but I want to present this clip again.

huh.webm

I thought to myself, how the hell is she weighing volume? I did some minor research and now I am simply mad at the internet. Some scales have volume like milliliters but it just assumes 1 mL is equal to 1 g. This is retarded and I don't care for it. The weights are probably negligible in reality but I think it's misleading that you can weigh volume. Maybe there's other ways to determine volume like I don't know a cup.

Its a feeder request. Someone paid her to drink it from the carton in a video. The end.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I thought to myself, how the hell is she weighing volume? I did some minor research and now I am simply mad at the internet. Some scales have volume like milliliters but it just assumes 1 mL is equal to 1 g. This is retarded and I don't care for it. The weights are probably negligible in reality but I think it's misleading that you can weigh volume. Maybe there's other ways to determine volume like I don't know a cup.

In chemistry or biochemistry, when a liquid is either very light or heavy, would you weight the liquid, i.e. Mercury. Otherwise, there is no reason.

We have to remember that with Amber everything Amber is performative. In real life, she never weight liquid, even if she count calories. Same as when she ate with a measuring spoon, etc. All of this is to look like a quirky girlypop. Instead, she looks like a idiot. When you are over 500 pounds, a couple of grams (or ml) is not going to matter.

Its a feeder request. Someone paid her to drink it from the carton in a video. The end.

Possibly, again purely performative.

 

[powdered toast]

Amber is raging that even her ex-jailbird crackhead service animal murdering neglectful egg donor is more liked than she is on her own channel, take note gorl this is the redemption arc you could have if you ever got your shit together

The "oh remember the turtle I had? Remember the snake? REMEMBER WHEN I GOT THIRD DEGREE BURNS FROM YOUR NEGLECT??? REMEMBER ALL THE CAMPING TRIPS YOU AND MY DAD WERE HIGH ON??????" was so fucking spiteful- even by Gumsy's lofty standards- and I am definitely in the "ALR owes her parents absolutely fuck all" camp. I look forward to the inevitable smug "u guise have to ruhlaiiiise.... that this is MY storeee and MY tuhruth" cat-arse mouthed lecture in her next vuh-lawg when she reads some Concerned Troll sends her screenshots of comments about how much of a dick move that was.

Amber doesn't seem to understand that she is in her mid 30s and her mother doesn't owe her anything anymore either. She can't come and rewind time and change her diapers again and she doesn't need to come around and self flagellate out of guilt either. But Amber loves being owed and being the victim. I can't fucking stand self-victimizing adults that blame other people for their current shitty behavior/lifestyle choices. It is just used as an excuse. Bitch you've had your entire adult life uninterrupted to get your own shit together. Like coming into the ER hemorrhaging, 600+ lbs, completely unwashed, never having sought treatment for 12+ months continuous bleeding, and making sure she tells the nurse that she was in foster care, as if that explains and excuses everything the horrified medical staff was witnessing.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I thought to myself, how the hell is she weighing volume?

Easy- she doesn't. It's a "thing" of melk, with x amount of "calciums/proteins/etc". She doesn't have the faintest idea what she's actually consuming or how much.

Like coming into the ER hemorrhaging, 600+ lbs, completely unwashed, never having sought treatment for 12+ months continuous bleeding, and making sure she tells the nurse that she was in foster care, as if that explains and excuses everything the horrified medical staff was witnessing.

She can't blame her mother for that, she's already pinned that one on Becky for not dragging her bloated carcass to hospital despite demanding to be rushed to ER for life threatening conditions such as a sprained ankle or tooth ache.

 

[mero]

As far as the breakup being real/not real goes, I think we're all right. I think the breakup was real to begin with, and that's why our Thomas Salomas was responding to DMs from anyone and their mother about it. Amber's tears have been as real as they've always been (that is, fake and gay, but as much as she's capable of).

However; I think they didn't stop communicating and Tommy is thinking about allowing it if Amber can keep her name off her channel. I could believe they have a visit planned, it might explain why her videos are an even bigger mess than usual (timelines all over the place while she squirrels away some bollocks to post while she's being fed spray cream in a basement). But even if that's the case and they are still an item, however loosely, I don't think it can last because Amber can't go five minutes without reminding us how desirable she is and that she has a gorlfriend when she's in a relationship. Even when we weren't allowed to see Jade, Amber would still talk about her and feature her disembodied voice and hand. Fingerlynn would regularly make appearances no one asked for to make adolescent jokes about how she totally has great sex, you guise, her gorlfriend thinks she's soooo hot and they have soooo much sex. If she's not allowed to mention Tommy at all, that means she'll have to act like she's single without seeking out a new wiper. She won't be able to tell lies about her sex life, thirst trap weirdos in her DMs or go on about a new soft love. She'll have to find something else to talk about other than loving love lovingly with love.

But mero, I hear you cry, She'll just pull another Jade and tell us she has a mysterious gorlfriend who goes to another school, you've never heard of her, she doesn't want to be on camera - but it'll be Tommy all along! I'd agree with you, but I don't think Tommy has time for that. She seems like someone who wants to be able to post feeder content with her partner and spend irl time with them without the added burden of secrecy. Right from the start Tommy hasn't given much of a fuck about Amber, to the point of telling strangers on instagram that she just misses her irreplaceable dead gf while her and Amber were an item. Is she really going to put that much effort in to maintain a secret affair with Amber, when she could just go back to fishing the abundant waters of the feeder community and find someone who is going to be as invested as she is in their fetish and probably not in another state? Just doesn't make sense to me. Amber's online "popularity" is a huge barrier to Tommy getting her rocks off in peace and quiet.

/sperg

 

[lol cow supreme]

I was re-watching one of her older videos from a couple days ago to check for something and I came back across the section where she's chugging milk from the jug. I looked back and I don't know if anyone mentioned this directly but I want to present this clip again.

huh.webm

I thought to myself, how the hell is she weighing volume? I did some minor research and now I am simply mad at the internet. Some scales have volume like milliliters but it just assumes 1 mL is equal to 1 g. This is retarded and I don't care for it. The weights are probably negligible in reality but I think it's misleading that you can weigh volume. Maybe there's other ways to determine volume like I don't know a cup.

The old saying goes "A pints a pound the world go round". This is literal (ok, not counting atmospheric pressure and gravity variances relative to geographical location). The standard for both imperial measurements are based on water,

16 ounces of water = 16 ounces/ 1 pound. 1 liter of water = 1 kilogram of water.

Milk's got a slightly different density per volume, but for the volumes of liquids involved in human consumption you can just use the water weight per volume for liquids (unless you're making an industrial sized batch in a factory)

Not to give you too much of a science lesson, but the density of water is considered 1 or 1.0000. The density of milk is slightly higher at 1.035.

The margin of error here means if Amber tried to "weight" an entire liter of milk just assuming the water density, she would actually have LESS milk. At 1 kilogram of milk would be 0.966 liters of milk. So she' actually drinking LESS milk than she's assuming using the weight/water density assumption. In a recipe that needs 500ml of milk, using the weight of water you would only be under on milk by 17 milliliters. In a bread recipe this isnt even enough to change the hydration percentage for the formula.

Vegetable oil on the other hand is about .92 (depending what you buy). So a kilogram of oil would actually be 1.087 liters. So out of 1000 milliliters you're only over by 87. If you're trying to measure just 30ml (2 table spoons, a typical recipe usage) you're only over by 0.61 milliliters.