🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hayduraide said:
Amber said Emily is sooo attractive and when she first got together with Emily SO many people were saying how Emily is THE most attractive girl she's ever been with (WHO is saying this?? All I've seen is comparisons to Mr. Burns).
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The same people who tell Amber how pretty she is in person and how good she smells, duh!
 
Hayduraide said:
Amber said Emily is sooo attractive and when she first got together with Emily SO many people were saying how Emily is THE most attractive girl she's ever been with (WHO is saying this?? All I've seen is comparisons to Mr. Burns).
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People were saying it in the same way people were saying it about Salah in the beginning. But once we got a look behind the filters, it was all one tiny eye and receding chins, and we were that meme of the little girl in the car seat looking askance with distaste.
Hayduraide said:
the girl on yomama's channel
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Hayduraide said:
So Amber did nothing wrong, the girl on yomama is the one who is wrong for being a hypocrite, and everyone should understand Amber's side.
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lol mad

SHE IS SO MAD ABOUT THIS!
 
So Fat Cunt thinks she has the right to message a random woman on Instagram for talking to Emily but at the same is butthurt over the fact Brittany was angry at her for being a dirty wife stealer.
Fatty literally tried to wreck a marriage, then proceeded to brag about it but a simple Instagram comment deserves a full blown tantrum.

Imagine being jealous over a comment when she spent the whole of her relationship with Becky drooling all over Dusty publicly and in private. Piggy is sick a individual.
 
Has she ever made this many videos posting in the title how much of a heartbroken sad cryen broken lil gorl she is after having a breakup? I don’t recall her ever being THIS vocal in her titles about being an “ex”
 
monet said:
Has she ever made this many videos posting in the title how much of a heartbroken sad cryen broken lil gorl she is after having a breakup? I don’t recall her ever being THIS vocal in her titles about being an “ex”
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That’s because
they’re not broken up
I’m going to make a prediction for what’s going to happen in the near future

1. That she’s either in the middle of/or will be building up a backlog of videos to use within the next couple of weeks when Emily is visiting her and pretending they’re all current
Or
2. We’re going to get another Alex/Jade/Wipey situation type deal where there’s a “new girlfriend” that never shows her face and never speaks in vlogs. Ambers dupers delight will always be present and impossible to hide because she thinks we’re all as retarded as she is
 
We'll get reruns of the greatest hits such as:
"Omg did you guys hear that?? It must be a ghost!" as the "ghost" scoots a chair along the floor, wrestles with the smoke alarm, and changes the smoke alarm battery. The smoke alarm stops beeping and the house becomes silent. But Jade is totally not there, they're totally broken up! "I'm so sad, you guys! I'm totally a single, independant girlypop!" *dupers delight, giggles, tugging on hair, peeking over at the ghost, smirking*
 
Coming back to her mesh-wearing Grimace TikTok dance video - what is all this pink shit crumpled up at the top of the closet? Is this just opened Torrid packages that she’s too lazy to throw away?
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Pink garbage bags of stuff that’s too EmOtIonAL to throw away from exes?
Clean up after yourself you behemoth!
 
Why is she trying to rewrite history with the "I was the happiest I've ever been" when we saw her, with our own eyes, her being miserable.

Is that towel on her head suppose to be the equivalent to the Casey email "hey, did my pussy smell when we were together, but before you answer that, first keep in mind, I know I didn't shower when we were together, but I TOTALLY do now, so IF I did shower when we were together, do you think my pussy wouldn't have smelled like a dead fish."
See Emily, even though I never washed my hair the three months I was with you, I do (or pretend) wash my hair occasionally.

OOh and gag, who the fuck called Emily attractive, and even if she was Amber thinks that is the one flex, not my nicest, sweetest girlfriend, nope my most "attractive" girlfriend. Gross.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
People were saying it in the same way people were saying it about Salah in the beginning. But once we got a look behind the filters,
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notfoodienotbeauty said:
who the fuck called Emily attractive,
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Indeed, people did comment that she was attractive when she was first introduced in Amberlynn's "girlfriend reveal" tiktok and youtube videos. Many commented she looked like a female justin bieber, as follows:

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However, then we got a look behind the curtain and realized she was a muppet.

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Does Amber know that if you lean into being a fetish object, you can never have a genuine relationship because no one will ever see you as a person, just as the thing they masturbate to?
I hope she doesn't, and keeps trying to be a girlfriend. That could get very funny.
 
"Crashing out" LOL, LMAO even. Amber, go eat your food.
Also shout out to the youtube commenter I forget who compared Hambie cryeeen over a quarter Emily left on the table to Mr. Krabs crying over a penny that had me rolling.
FatalTater said:
Does Amber know that if you lean into being a fetish object, you can never have a genuine relationship because no one will ever see you as a person, just as the thing they masturbate to?
I hope she doesn't, and keeps trying to be a girlfriend. That could get very funny.
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She 100% knows. I'm convinced after seeing her shamelessly drink milk from the jug. She doesn't care about romance she just wants to be able to say she's claimed on the internet and have a wipey drive, sponge and of course wipe her.
 
used my wicked rad expert photo editing skills again to check out the gross details on Amber. Is that her hysterectomy scar squeezing through the fabric? And to [our] left, there’s a flat square looking shape that could be a bandage/pad since she’s been bleeding out (exaggeration) when she gets shot up with ozempie.

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Peerless Cucumber said:
used my wicked rad expert photo editing skills again to check out the gross details on Amber. Is that her hysterectomy scar squeezing through the fabric? And to [our] left, there’s a flat square looking shape that could be a bandage/pad since she’s been bleeding out (exaggeration) when she gets shot up with ozempie.

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Is she not wearing pants? IS THAT LAYYYG ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT?
 
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