🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She said in this vlog that her cooking skills have really increased over the years and it made me laugh. Look how beige it is, I wouldn’t even feed that to a pig lol
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Now let’s compare it to the pots of slop she used to make…
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The Ghost of Rarity said:
She said in this vlog that her cooking skills have really increased over the years and it made me laugh.
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Wtf even is any of that?
They all kinda look like they could be the same thing but might not be.
Like all the contestants in a cooking challenge fucked up the same dish in different ways.
 
2020chan said:
Wtf even is any of that?
They all kinda look like they could be the same thing but might not be.
Like all the contestants in a cooking challenge fucked up the same dish in different ways.
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The one from the newest vlog she said is ground beef gravy?? I don’t know where she learned that one from, maybe one of those terrible restaurants on kitchen nightmares that ended up shutting down lol

The middle one is supposedly “chili”. The other two just slop with random shit thrown in. You can say those three are pretty much all the same dish though because they’re made of the same shit. Onions, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and rice/couscous/beans. A combo of ingredients that would make a normal person sick from the taste and the amount of sodium in it
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
The one from the newest vlog she said is ground beef gravy?? I don’t know where she learned that one from, maybe one of those terrible restaurants on kitchen nightmares that ended up shutting down lol
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I keep thinking about it and wondering if what she wanted was an entire pan of beef stroganoff hamburger helper but was too retarded to find a recipe for it and made that slop
 
Maybe it’s just me and have previously been known to consume an appalling British diet but you can’t ever persuade me that is the extent of her shopping. Where are the enormous bags of chips, the oversized candy bars and cookies, the frozen fries, pizza, ice cream etc*. Gorl has a whole other haul just beneath the counter for when the camera is off.

*I used Freedom Food words for your reading comprehension. AKA: crisps, chocolate, biscuits and chips. No to food sperging, yes to FAT.
 
Surprised Pikachu said:
Maybe it’s just me and have previously been known to consume an appalling British diet but you can’t ever persuade me that is the extent of her shopping. Where are the enormous bags of chips, the oversized candy bars and cookies, the frozen fries, pizza, ice cream etc*. Gorl has a whole other haul just beneath the counter for when the camera is off.

*I used Freedom Food words for your reading comprehension. AKA: crisps, chocolate, biscuits and chips. No to food sperging, yes to FAT.
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Oh you know she always has that cart full of trash that she doesn’t show. It’s in the same vein as foodie beauty saying the only food she ordered is on her table while she’s hiding 2 or 3 sandwiches she’ll be eating off camera lol
 
Beggy uploaded a new sob fest.

Basically, she confirms everyone’s suspicions that Amber is filthy and needs someone to help her clean herself.

Too fat to wipe.

Too fat to shower.

Too fat to clean her own neck.
 

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Oh shut up Becky. You got your payment in all that lame crap you wanted.
I guess her loyalty ended the day the fat sausage hand stopped feeding her.
 
For someone who was so intent on ''healing'' she sure seems to be turning herself into a Fatty reaction channel with no problem.
It'd be one thing if she'd have done this from day one but after pulling the ''give me money for nothing in return because I'm heaaaaaling'' it seems very flakey and pathetic.

I guess we have the Becky brown-nosers to blame for this.
Oh and maybe the Haydur girlfriend/fiance, can't remember.
 
To Becky's credit, she's giving the people what they want, and she'll be making coin on it. The admission of Amber being too fat, lazy, and gross to clean her neck or brush her matted hair being confirmed is hilarious.

I prefer this to her making community posts every 6 months, saying a whole lotta nothing. If she's going to e-beg, then at least she's doing it right, finally.
 
I will never not be amused that somebody so physically helpless that she can't even bathe or brush her own hair or see her feet is so fucking smug and full of herself at the same time. Lol
 
So she said that in the year she didn't shower, beck would bring her a basin of water in bed and leave and she would wash herself. So is this confirmation that Amber was lying and Beck was giving her full bed baths?? That's rough.. and for no money. In a facility that wouldve been a 2 person job to avoid injury and she did it for free
 
misandristRus said:
So she said that in the year she didn't shower, beck would bring her a basin of water in bed and leave and she would wash herself. So is this confirmation that Amber was lying and Beck was giving her full bed baths?? That's rough.. and for no money. In a facility that wouldve been a 2 person job to avoid injury and she did it for free
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Wash herself?

:story:

To quote Dunce Cap: Amberlynn Reid DID NOT SHOWER.

with, or without, help.
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
she’s used to acting like this poor wittle baby who can’t do nuffin guise 🥺
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Amberlynn is a case study of both learned helplessness and weaponized incompetence. She was never taught to cook, y'all. She's self-taught! *insert image of brown pile of creamy shit* (Don't most people have to teach themselves how to cook? Aren't most people her age children of divorce or two working parents?)

I'm sure the "im jussa a poor fowsta kid" sympathy card is the only reason she's survived so long. No one would have let them live with her if she made an effort to be her own person. There are plenty of unfortunately young people ( 16/17/19 ) that are forced to gather their resources to either: a) find shelter or b) end up on the street. Many having to enter into some kind of sex work or predatory relationships with older people. Although, strangely, Amberlynn became the predatory older person in the relationship with Casey.

During the Becky/cancer era do you remember when she shared her medical notes? There was a line from a nurse saying she brought up being a foster kid in passing for no reason. Amberlynn is lucky. She's lucky she survived the system. She's lucky she's had housing all her life. She's lucky to have been able to afford food without social services ever being involved in her adult life. She's coasted off the charity of strangers for years. She's a blackhole of entitlement, selfishness, and gluttony. If it wasn't so deplorable, it would be enviable.

Idk if anyone else feels this way: If Amberlynn was molested/sexually harassed by her father's friends that shit would have been reported. She was in the system. She had a case worker. I'm sure she had some sort of intake to find out the extent of abuse within the household. Children don't recognize abuse, so I'm sure a social worker would have asked she ever was touched in anyway by another adult. I know it's extremely rare for a child of negligent, methed out parents being put through the foster system and come out unmolested... but she does have all the luck.

ETA: Twinkie has a fatty tumor because she's fucking obese. She's abused her dog into growing tumors. Now, she's gonna a page outta Mamalynn's book and neglect them. "Bedrotting" when you have pets is fucking disgusting. That means not taking out Twinkie, not cleaning out the litter box, not feeding them.
ETA 2: Why is she going through an online Medspa for her semaglutide instead of a local one?
 
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