🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Good god, how does someone who survives by lying and manipulating other people still so shit at it? I've seen better acting in eastern-european gay porn.
The duper's delight smirk makes me want to reach through the screen and smack her moon shaped face.

Although I don't think she deserves a single cent for her streams, I sure do hope that the haydurs paying for her live give her pure hell.
 
I watch the Ankle every day, but I don’t understand why he reached out to Emily. I know in these sex-positive times we’re not supposed to yuck someone’s yum, but fuck that open-minded bullshit; Emily has a particularly revolting fetish. Not only am I judging her, I’m judging the Ankle for messaging her.

Honestly, I’d be less grossed out if she was into scat or something equally disgusting. Go ahead and roll around in someone’s turds; I don’t care—but people fucking die from her sexual preference. I’m judging her big time, and I would no more email her than I would Ghislaine Maxwell or Charlie Manson. Ew.

The Ankle had better cut it out or he’ll end up the new Zachary Michael.

In other news, just think. Since the Jade breakup, we’ve gone through the SingleladiesLynn era and the Tommy era, and yet we’re still wondering whether we’ll see Jade’s face. At this point, all signs point to no, unless the inevitable next girlfriend has Jade’s face tattooed onto her forearm.
 
We should have a poll for who is the best ALR reaction channel because I think Apathetic FaxX would win hands down (current channel)
 
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✨Tard-Star✨ said:
As a fellow ankle fan, I hate that he started blowing smoke up Emily's toad ass the minute he heard they broke up.

"I WoUlDnT CoNdOnE THaT bEhAvIoR"

But you will sit here and play dirty like everyone else then morally grand stand?
stfu
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The ankle has lost some points in my estimation. He's the only reaction channel i watch that most closely resembles MBP. I appreciate that he doesnt handle Amber with kid gloves (for the most part) unlike other faggot reactors.

Messaging Emily is borderline cow tipping and i don't see why he couldn't just let the shit show unfold without his interposing. His self righteousness in the muk and mire that is gorlworld falls flat. Congratulations Ankle you are morally superior in comparison to a soulless heathen who feeds women to death and her 600lb prize plump pig.
 
CloutKing said:
Messaging Emily is borderline cow tipping and i don't see why he couldn't just let the shit show unfold without his interposing.
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Views. Money. Clout. The inevitable reactor-to-lolcow decline.

My vote for best reactor is OrkoTV; videos are short and sweet, no cringe merch, no cow tipping, doesn't put himself in front of the camera, no moralfagging, and he seems more than happy to just point and laugh like the rest of us.
 
I would give the crown to Apathetic Faxx, she always seems to be the fastest to upload whenever tea drops and doesn’t make it out to be anything bigger than it actually is (looking at you Karina Kaboom) just wish she’d pick one AI voice and stick with it
Hecticana is halfway decent and isn’t an annoying twink, and I enjoyed the Dangleen Ankle before he quit YT.
Used to really enjoy orange queen but here lately it feels like she’s almost gone full ambaby, believing almost everything Amber says and giving her shelf way too many asspats

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I'm glad others noticed the absurd amount of smirking and duper's delight during the livestream. Amber put on a good show looking upset, but it was obvious how giddy she was. From the beginning, to right before announcing the breakup, scattered throughout the crying, and into the end. She tried to hide the smirks but they kept appearing every few seconds and each time you could see her struggle to keep the smirking down and throw her face back into a forced frown.

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Either this was because she was triangulating Emily with her audience, trying to take heat off the fact it's now obvious Amber lied about Emily being a feeder, or getting more money for her member's-only livestream. But she was GIDDY.

They may have fought, I'll give them that, she may feel a little hurt about something, but right now it's obvious she thinks she's such an amazingly sexy gorlypop that Emily would never leave her. And I don't think Emily will yet. There's plenty of milk left in this cash cow.
 
The biggest sign that the breakup isn’t real is the fact that she’s not a blubbering mess inhaling those giant 5k cal buzz balls or taking a bunch of delta 8. She’d be red in the face and looking extremely sloppy like she did with Becky and can’t hide massive narc injuries like that no matter how hard she tried
 
maybe a pigeon said:
I watch the Ankle every day, but I don’t understand why he reached out to Emily. I know in these sex-positive times we’re not supposed to yuck someone’s yum, but fuck that open-minded bullshit
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CloutKing said:
Messaging Emily is borderline cow tipping and i don't see why he couldn't just let the shit show unfold without his interposing
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Not to mention the fact he messaged her after MONTHS of rightfully pointing out she's vile. He wasn't open to this by any means, but all of a sudden because Emily's an ex girlfriend, now he's seemingly sweeping her shitty behavior under the rug.
Just like everyone does with the lineup of miserable small-fats who orbit Amber.

Oh and then he sat there and pretended she's actually active in her daughter's life, present and actually cared for her!

I can't tell if he's now just taking her word for it or if this is something he started thinking about after the whole Alexis telegram nonce-sense happened.


QUEEN OF DENIAL said:
If Emily Franz actually cared about her own flesh and blood she wouldn't have fucked around with Amberlynn in the first place
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Or Colleen, lets be honest.
If you have a child and you want to keep them safe, maybe don't sit here and attach yourself to this disgusting paraphilia by face.
 
This breakup is of course fake as fuck, I don't believe it. She is doing it to justify the live streaming as she did this with Becky and I think Jade. Her views at the moment are in the shitter and the lowest in her history since being known as a cow.

I am disappointed in The Ankle I have been a sub very early on and he is the closest we'll get to MBP. However, he does this thing all the reactors do and clique up and ass-kiss, and for some reason they all Ass kiss Snowflake. A failed father and creeper on Discord. They use Snowflake as if he is the patron saint of Gorlworld when he just steals shit from the farms. Also, I am tired of hearing about his fucking dog and how much he does not like Trump.

Amber is petrified because she is about to enter a content lull pre-tax season with no savings.
 
r8 me 🎩 but I never got the fascination with MBP, as far as I'm concerned he's a direct mirror image of the gorls he talked/talks shit about.
Fat? :agree:
Failed at weight loss multiple times? :agree:
Greasy? :agree:
Lived in a family members basement? :agree:
Good at chatting shit but seethed if anyone retaliated? :agree:
Was studying to "be a nurse" for fucking years and years without any signs of graduating? :agree:

How is that any different from ALR/ Chantal/ insert fat gorl here? Maybe since quitting YT he's a skinny legend working hard in a hospital as we speak, but I've a sneaking suspicion he's still sliming around his granny's basement raging on twitter.
 

Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
This breakup is of course fake as fuck, I don't believe it. She is doing it to justify the live streaming as she did this with Becky and I think Jade. Her views at the moment are in the shitter and the lowest in her history since being known as a cow.

I am disappointed in The Ankle I have been a sub very early on and he is the closest we'll get to MBP. However, he does this thing all the reactors do and clique up and ass-kiss, and for some reason they all Ass kiss Snowflake. A failed father and creeper on Discord. They use Snowflake as if he is the patron saint of Gorlworld when he just steals shit from the farms. Also, I am tired of hearing about his fucking dog and how much he does not like Trump.

Amber is petrified because she is about to enter a content lull pre-tax season with no savings.
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Ankle contacting Emily Franz was awkward to hear. The brown nosing from reactors to people gravitating around Biggie is part of the dance I guess. Ankle "manipulating" Emily for information being kinda lenient (oh somebody told you you should kill yourself - so meeeeean-) while "manipulating" the audience saying "oh but guys, you know I don't like her and I'll die on this hill". He did the same with Alexis, but he didn't feel the need to do all the ass kissing song and dance because Fatlexis is not as juicy and interesting as the feeder/fetishist/mother/ex(?)nurse with -an alleged itch for revenge.

Snowflake kissing Karina Kaboom's ass was the strangest to me. I like his 'documentaries', all the rest is 98% unbearable.

IF -and it's a big ass IF- the breakup is true and it's not the same bullshit as some months ago, we'll see the consequences in some days, when she'll order fast food 6 times in a day and not even mommalynn won't be there to pick the pieces up. She'll go berserk (MAH BEEPEEDEEH) and she'll say something stupid, and the descent in the shit pit has already begun,so.... Maybe we'll assist to the ego death of Big Al? A real make it or break it arc?
 
pippeyyy said:
Do we not have a reactor thread for all this reactor sperging for the new fags? This thread has turned into 99% reactor commentary.
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Proof if ever it were needed of how boring Amber is these days; even her detractors are more entertaining than she is.

Although to try and get back to Big Gorl, it's just occurred to me that Emily even entertaining these losers DMing her is maybe another sign that the break up is both counterfeit and homosexual. Wouldn't most people just... peace out? Ignore them? Maybe even a "I'm not talking about it don't message me again" then block? It's not a surprise that Alexis would pimp herself out to reactors because she is a bitter raging attention whore, but if the break up was as amicable as Amber claims (she still loves me, etc etc) then what's this "I can't talk about Amber she threatened me" shit all about except for *drum roll*... attention and views for Amby's livestreams?
 
I personally liked MBP, like yeah he's a fatso that gets online to talk shit about another fatso but I feel like that applies to the majority of reaction channels for Big Al.

He actually had some mental capability and was able to come up with his own reads and comments instead of just skimming the kiwifarms page and reiterating the exact same information to their viewers trying to pass it off as their own thoughts and opinions, like the majority of reaction channels do now.

I liked his 'no bullshit/no excuses' attitudes when it came to weight loss and I think it contrasted well with Big Al's personality. Other than that, other great ones are Apathetic FaxX or Tom Harlock (although he isn't really a reaction channel).

Although Jordy is one of the biggest ones right now I don't really think he provides any new insights or perspectives, he makes content for the audiences that think kiwifarms is the dark net and/or can't read.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
r8 me 🎩 but I never got the fascination with MBP, as far as I'm concerned he's a direct mirror image of the gorls he talked/talks shit about.
Fat? :agree:
Failed at weight loss multiple times? :agree:
Greasy? :agree:
Lived in a family members basement? :agree:
Good at chatting shit but seethed if anyone retaliated? :agree:
Was studying to "be a nurse" for fucking years and years without any signs of graduating? :agree:

How is that any different from ALR/ Chantal/ insert fat gorl here? Maybe since quitting YT he's a skinny legend working hard in a hospital as we speak, but I've a sneaking suspicion he's still sliming around his granny's basement raging on twitter.
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He Was funny AF who cares lol
 
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