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To do that with her talking scale, she'd have to move a 100 lb object onto the scale, then turn it on and wait for it to say "It's ready", then remove the object and get on the scale before it auto shuts off. The scale would then start at "-100lbs" instead of "0"... but no way would she do that. And back when she was using her "car parts" scale, you would see a T or similar symbol on the display if she was using the tare function (she never used the tare function)...
I personally think she's been holding onto/leaning on something during the weigh ins (pannus on the towelrack), and maybe she's putting the scale on the bathmat or on a handtowel she's thrown on the floor for bonus scale-fuckery (that can make a HUGE difference). She always sets up the scale where we can't see the base, and with stuff to hold onto around her, as she's too fat to balance on the scale without support. It would be easy for her to do, and her audience wouldn't be able to tell the difference. And she knows about this, because in the Krystle era, when called out about her bullshit weigh ins, Ambo told a lie about Rarity batting a pen under the scale and making it 'wonky'.
If you go back in her channel at look at ANYTHING she's posted from about January to maybe April-May 2019, she is AT LEAST the same size now. I mean, her face seems smaller (though that's likely due to sagging and filter use), but her legs are larger, her shelf is larger, and her pannus sticks out almost as much as before but now hangs far lower. And back then she was claiming 560-572.4lbs. The images don't lie.
An average woman is about 30% muscle mass (the best source I could find in 10 seconds). So, at 5'1-5'3, Amber could be a 155lb woman (BMI chart) with 46.5lbs of muscle, and she could have added on another 20lbs in her lifetime from weightlifting (her own body), so 66-70lbs TOTAL.... who is also carrying an extra 400lbs of fat, skin, and fluid around.
TL; DR:
Amber lies... and doesn't understand thermodynamics.
Remember the interview when Mr Snowflake referred to Casey as "she" right to her face? I think they all just go through the motions of doing it to avoid being cancelled, as one of the unspoken rules in Gorlworld is that you have to pretend to be able to see the Emperor's new clothing.
Well, she has either implied or outright called each of her former girlfriends either emotionally abusive, or accused them of cheating on her (while denying/ignoring evidence of times she's sexually harrassed someone or cheated on a partner). She accused her mother of kicking her out for being gay, telling Becky that she'd be better off dead (leading to story of the possum gun), and claimed that they had an exorcism performed on her. These are some pretty severe accusations that Becky's making. I'm not sure where to even start on the exorcism one. I know that getting a church sanctioned (Roman Catholic) one is almost impossible - and COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE for the reason of someone being gay... but I have no idea what ignorant "home-church" torture sessions these imbred hicks dream up and inflict on each other over there. Unfortunately, these accusations came at precisely the time Becky needed to justify ebegging AND after her mother (the person accused) is no longer able to defend herself, so we'll likely never know fact vs fiction with these things.
But yeah, you're right that (to my knowledge at least) she hasn't accused anyone of rape, and no one has accused her specifically of rape or physical assault. I guess you could say that Becky is kinda like "Amber Lite" or something.
According to Amber, it's lavender and sage...
... which brings up a legit question: If you burn enough sage in her presence, will Ambo be vanquished to another realm?
EDITED TO ADD: You think she's doing the whole "I have to change clothes for every clip" because it's easier for her to separate them during editing when she turns one day of filming into "content" for multiple videos?
Also Amber (paraphrased) I'm still eating bacon and doritos and chocolates... but it's not Jack in the Box and McDonalds, so my body feels soOooo much better!!
EDITED #2: Also, getting so much support (re: her merch) on Instragram... which she's never on. Spends 3 minutes "reviewing" a book, while saying absolutely nothing about the book. Was the book a thriller? Romance? Autobiography? Who knows! Amber suspects she is B12 deficient. Constant food noise. Amber throws a whole bunch of (likely fictional) numbers at her audience. Jan 13 weigh-in: 504.0lbs ... while looking "572.4".
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