🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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First off

Spoiler: As promised

what i ate today & cook with me | day 8 on semaglutide
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4A1cmUqib8c

Spoiler: Jan 21st, 2025 Archive

what i ate today & cook with me _ day 8 on semaglutide 480.mp4

And thank you, of course. Here is, of course, the PreserveTube Link as well.
Ahh, as the wise Sun Tzu once said, "There can be no victory when the enemy uses fat bitch eating thumbnail."

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Literally just fucking eating: What a fat bitch considers interesting

We are informed it is January 13th, fatty looking her usual fat self (is it just me or does she look more thumb like recently?) Announces she's filiming 2 videos the same day, but she's gonna change clothes. Holy shit we're going right into the eating part. Says that Emily Franz is called Thomas for some reason. We then get boring footage of her "cooking". She makes bagels with cream cheese, scallion and bacon. Moans as she bites into that basic creation. Oh no, her retarded happy fatty dance is coming back. Drinks Diet Cola (Cherry) for breakfast?!? Can any of you Amerifarmers tell me if that shit is common? Cuz morning soda just sounds like a fatty thing. In any case...

Her nail broke. Oh wow, this entire video really just is her cooking and eating? She makes what look to be mediocre tacos.

Also come on, there has to be a better plate to put this on...​

She adds salsa directly to the ground beef taco mixture? We can already see a Sprite can as she assembles her tacos. U-uurgh...?

Is it just me or are those chunks too big?​

She eats it and we get yet more creative and flowery language describing the rich flavors of the meal ("Sho fucking good"). Next shot is her editing and the eats Kinder chocolate, milky way, and snickers minis. She also describes kinder chocolate as though it's some rare hidden gem of a candy. Pats her own shelf ass about how proud she is for only eating so little chocolate. (Mh, I wonder how proud widdle baby Amber would be if she managed to wipe her own ass.) Drinks another fucking cherry coke. Last meal of the day is doritos with cottage cheese and string cheese. This food is "sho good". Drinks yet more diet soda in the form of Sprite.

The end.

This video is literally just fatty eating, all the while giving her worthless uninteresting opinions.
If you spent the next 10 minutes staring at the wall in contemplation, your time would've been better spent than watching this video.
Do not bother.

 

[pwintheth]

She looks particularly unwell in this video, she looks yellow/green to me - who knows, maybe it's my monitor settings.

But I wouldn't be surprised if the fat bitch is nauseated as fuck from overeating on this drug. (that's assuming she's actually takeen it to begin with but w/e)

 

[Queequeg]

What dosage is she on? Low dosage isn't going to do anything and the side effects on a higher dosage (1mg) is probably too much for a woman who has a pathological avoidance of even the slightest discomfort.

 

[owlbear_bearian]

Her mom plugged her with 50 units which I believe is 2.5 mg

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Fascinating. While taking a drug that makes you not hungry she's finding that eating candy every night isn't effecting her weight loss. What a powerful, independent boss bitch, that only needs military grade diabetes medication to curb her candy intake to a single handful of mini snickers, kinder and milky way. With her chocolate she also had a soda. Also she had to have a snack so more cottage cheese and doritos. Added cheese for a Chantal touch!
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THISsss is why I had to fire my dietician. Because she was keeping ME FAAAT!!!
All my bets are on her pulling a foodiebeauty and out-eating the ozempic in an astonishing display of unrepentant gluttony and narcissism.

Amber was just called out by dispekfulmolments on instagram for following this account, which is a meme page about child rape, murder and animal abuse. Here's a screenshot of one of their posts.

Pookie 100% meant to follow that shit on her alt. Everyone's figured that out by now but that devil horns filter is hilarious. Makes that bowling ball shaped head even more of a moonface than usual with the jaundiced tinge it ads.

 

[Mekahineyho]

She’s on 50 units which is alot. Even tho it’s the first 2 weeks and it takes time to take effect, eating a huge bagel and 3 tacos probably in a few hours is strange. The 2nd half of the the video with the chocolate and the Doritos was clearly boredom/emotional eating. It’s also important to drink WATER on the med because constipation.

 

[fukuyama]

She’s on 50 units which is alot. Even tho it’s the first 2 weeks and it takes time to take effect, eating a huge bagel and 3 tacos probably in a few hours is strange. The 2nd half of the the video with the chocolate and the Doritos was clearly boredom/emotional eating. It’s also important to drink WATER on the med because constipation.

All true. Ide also like to add that there are studies showing how GPL-1 meds can curb additions beyond eating, from nicotine to drinking, so it should be relatively easy to tell if she is beating the drug or not. (For me i couldn't have more than 1 beer while on trizepatide or I would feel full.

And the higher doses can cause gallbladder discomfort, but she didn't have that before. But be on the lookout for that as an excuse to quit

 

[Gergg]

All true. Ide also like to add that there are studies showing how GPL-1 meds can curb additions beyond eating, from nicotine to drinking, so it should be relatively easy to tell if she is beating the drug or not. (For me i couldn't have more than 1 beer while on trizepatide or I would feel full.

And the higher doses can cause gallbladder discomfort, but she didn't have that before. But be on the lookout for that as an excuse to quit

Well now that you put the excuse here, Cat Killer Amber's favorite reading website, she is 100% going to use this.

Unrelated but also I hate the drug name, it always turns to "smegma-glue-tide" in my brain and being injected with said substance adds extra gross out. If the drug is meant to make her lose weight by virtue of making the swine's stomach upset, and she is still eating thousands of calories, shouldn't that be a signal to up the dose until the butter golem is appropriately blowing chunks?

 

[Soft Gentle Love]

This is off topic lol.. but yesterday on her IG, she weighed in at 507.4 which is the same weight we got first weigh in a whooping ten days ago on January 10th. She says "omg i ate today, and I have shoes, and clothes" but lets be so for real. In 10 days, you haven't lost a single pound on semaglutide? and her showing these food clips further cements it. Weight loss is simply calories in and calories out, and amber wanting to take things "slow" is definitely over eating in calories.
I tried to calculate her calories and got around 2344. which isn't bad, but we all know she always lies during these videos. Especially since amber is on semaglutide, I still don't know how she creeping up to her maintenance calories which is 3500. The only thing holding her back from passing that calorie mark is a kids meal from zaxbys

 

[Bill Evans 45]

she couldn't attend to her dying mother

She didn't attend to her dying mother, it was a choice. Grown adults do not get a free pass for being spineless.

The most interesting thing about Becky's new video is that she said she was willing to talk with Mr. Snowflake.

Is she dumb enough to do it on his channel?

Drinks Diet Cola (Cherry) for breakfast?!?

See, your problem here is associating breakfast with first thing in the morning. Amber, Chantel and their ilk often begin their day mid afternoon. By the time they've checked their socials, hauled themselves out of bed, destroyed the bathroom and ignored their animals, it's practically dinner time when they make it to the fridge.

 

[Seong Hwa]

Becky pisses me off. If you want money to fix your car, give the people some of the answers they want. If you're too "above" spilling tea, learn to fucking drive.

 

[dead stiff]

Well now that you put the excuse here, Cat Killer Amber's favorite reading website, she is 100% going to use this.

Unrelated but also I hate the drug name, it always turns to "smegma-glue-tide" in my brain and being injected with said substance adds extra gross out. If the drug is meant to make her lose weight by virtue of making the swine's stomach upset, and she is still eating thousands of calories, shouldn't that be a signal to up the dose until the butter golem is appropriately blowing chunks?

You’d think that the nausea (which is the main method of weight loss injections and weight loss surgery) would be the thing that she’s aiming for. The first ozempic run, iirc, she was whining and moaning about nausea, but said she was losing a lot of weight. She used it as an excuse to eat shit like pizza though, because it’s her one meal. Quit because of said nausea, promised to keep those pounds off. Now she’s back to being soooo nauseous but eating a shit ton, so even worse than before with the ‘expired meds’. It makes you wonder if your body gets used to semaglutide if you stop it and it isn't as effective the second time around, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Personally, I could give a fuck less if she eats three pieces of pizza as a ‘one meal a day’ ED larp if it’s 1200 calories and she actually loses the weight.

 

[Tiresome]

Personally, I could give a fuck less if she eats three pieces of pizza as a ‘one meal a day’ ED larp if it’s 1200 calories and she actually loses the weight.

Of course you know her first step would be to Google "how do cut circle into 3 peeces".

 

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This run of semaglutide will fail, as all of her previous weightloss endeavours have failed before it. Solely because of the fundamental truth that, to Amber, feasting like an absolute hog is the preferred state of being.

You've seen the photos of her as a child, she's always been massive, because to and for her, food was always the solution.

The numerous runs of WW failed because gorlypop just looked for 0 point foods to inhale by the truckload. Any sort of restrictive diet failed because she just needs her comfort food y'all. Hell, our gorl can't even consistently drink water, always trying some gimmick shit like pre filling bottles with water...from other bottles, and we've seen 4 diet sodas during the latest eatfest.

The only time she reall lost any significant amount of weight (the legendary 89lbs) was when Krystle's parents treated her like a genuine Prader-Willi case and locked the fucking fridge and cabinets.

Point being, without handlers, Amber will never lose weight. Because her need to eat overrides everything. The need to get checked out for an injury at the hospital, the need not to exhaust yourself after mild exertion, the desire for motherhood, wanting to sleep like a normal person, and among so many other things, every body's prime directive of not dying at all costs.

All is secondary to her gluttony.

And it will stay that way until some poor saps have to put in overtime slowly burning her at the crematorium to not cause a grease fire.

(Also sidenote, could you imagine having to stuff her fat carcass into those corpse drawers at the coroner's office? Now there's some morbidly comedic imagery.)

 

[Holy T_Rex]

All is secondary to her gluttony.

A question, I'm listening to the Ankle's reaction on the latest Ig Q&A where she weights herself at 507something. Does she ever show the starting weight on the scale before stepping on it? Because it wouldn't surprise me if she set the scale to start a 100 lbs and not 0.00, but I'm not that familiar with digital scales, so I'm not even sure it would be doable.
She's such a liar and a cheater that everything she does is suspicious.

She can't live without using food as a mean to reward herself, for what nobody knows, since she does jack shit all day. Everything else is useless because it doesn't give her the positive rush food and sodas give her, so she'll never change unless one day she wakes up and she decides to surrender herself to a rehab facility.

 

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A question,

I haven't seen the Ankle's reaction, but during the last video we had a weigh-in, we didn't see the scale, or Amber for that matter, at all. All we got were a few seconds of video footage of the bathroom ceiling, with the talking scale announcing the weight.

Sooo, Amber could have manipulated the weigh-in in whatever way she wanted outside of our FOV. Funny how she can't set up the camera to face the scale, eh?

And lastly, every scale I've seen, digital or not, could be tared (substracting a base amount from the total weight). So yes, that weight reading is very suspicious.

 

[fartbucket]

Personally, I can't stand the Ankle. I've watched probably half-way of 2 different videos. All he does is sound like an obnoxious faggot calling out the most obnoxiously obvious takes about Amber, to the point of disagreeing with himself because the kneejerk reaction to anything Amber has to say is wrong or bad. The dumb fat bitch is retarded, but a broken clock is still right twice a day. She's not always wrong, especially in the older retro-reacts which I watched where our dear hamplanet still had the slightest bit of what was once self-awareness.

The only Reaction Channel I even give any views to is Apathetic Faxx but it (She? They? IDC) still is generally padding out their own runtime with some stupid shit I couldn't give half a fuck about.

 

[spergsperg55]

Semaglutide does make you crave sugar a lot, mostly becuase that is the easiest compound to digest- to combat this most people tell you to eat a protein rich diet to curb cravings like this. What I loled at the most was her eating the doritos with cream cheese... that isn't even as sugar packed as it is fat and sodium filled. That's not the semaglutide... that's her feeling like she can get away with a snack... or two... or three... or whatever. Good god, what a pig.

(Edit to not double post)

Also she drinks an insane fucking amount of soda, if she drank water and coffee instead i'm sure she wouldn't look as jaundiced...

 

[Holy T_Rex]

I haven't seen the Ankle's reaction, but during the last video we had a weigh-in, we didn't see the scale, or Amber for that matter, at all. All we got were a few seconds of video footage of the bathroom ceiling, with the talking scale announcing the weight.

Sooo, Amber could have manipulated the weigh-in in whatever way she wanted outside of our FOV. Funny how she can't set up the camera to face the scale, eh?

And lastly, every scale I've seen, digital or not, could be tared (substracting a base amount from the total weight). So yes, that weight reading is very suspicious.

I genuinely think she's manipulating the scale and she's been doing it for a while. No way she can look so ginormous and be under the 600 mark, no way. Semaglutide or not she eats like shit, and I can't even begin to imagine what she eats off camera/during her stuffing sessions with Emily 'Fat Maker' Franz. And, are we sure she's on semaglutide and not under insuline for diabetes? I swear she lies so much I wouldn't trust her if she said water is wet.

Personally, I can't stand the Ankle. I've watched probably half-way of 2 different videos. All he does is sound like an obnoxious faggot calling out the most obnoxiously obvious takes about Amber, to the point of disagreeing with himself because the kneejerk reaction to anything Amber has to say is wrong or bad. The dumb fat bitch is retarded, but a broken clock is still right twice a day. She's not always wrong, especially in the older retro-reacts which I watched where our dear hamplanet still had the slightest bit of what was once self-awareness.

The only Reaction Channel I even give any views to is Apathetic Faxx but it (She? They? IDC) still is generally padding out their own runtime with some stupid shit I couldn't give half a fuck about.

The ankle is the only one I like. Yeah he's a faggy fag, yes sometimes he picks on every little detail, YES sometimes he says stupid shit, even worst than what Hamber says ('is chicken a mammal?' Or the fact that at almost 30 he doesn't know that Easter doesn't come every year the same day - which is honestly one of the most retarded things I've ever heard), but I love the fact that sometimes he's just unnecessarily mean and it makes me laugh. I like snowflake for the documentaries but his reactions are honestly lame. Plus, as a non native speaker, American accents are way more comprehensible.

 

[Lard]

A question, I'm listening to the Ankle's reaction on the latest Ig Q&A where she weights herself at 507something. Does she ever show the starting weight on the scale before stepping on it? Because it wouldn't surprise me if she set the scale to start a 100 lbs and not 0.00, but I'm not that familiar with digital scales, so I'm not even sure it would be doable.
She's such a liar and a cheater that everything she does is suspicious.

She can't live without using food as a mean to reward herself, for what nobody knows, since she does jack shit all day. Everything else is useless because it doesn't give her the positive rush food and sodas give her, so she'll never change unless one day she wakes up and she decides to surrender herself to a rehab facility.

My theory on the scale is.. it’s a 550lb scale. That is a loose estimate of its capability of weighing accurately and without breaking. So when fat cunts break it or get the wrong weight, they have covered their liability.

So the scale,, depending on how well it was put together, WILL continue to weigh more mass over 550… BUT the first digit is highly likely programmed to not go over 5. SHE IS (therefore) VERY LIKELY 607lbs.