🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I did find it interesting that she mentioned Amber considered giving her Rarity as recently as 2023, around about the time that Jade Francis laced up her Jordans and got the fuck out of there... now I know Amber feels extraordinarily entitled to people's time and money no matter how shittily she's treated them, but who would give their PrEcIoUs FuRbAbEe to someone that they claimed to hate and have no contact with? 🤔
People are just resources for amber, there are there to serve her needs, remember how she talked about quasimodo, Alexis did nothing for me, she is entitled to a person, Becky wasn't her girlfriend she was her personal care attendant.
 
Maybe off-topic but I'd watch ALR meal plan all day over having to sit through a ZM video for 20 minutes. At least her ridiculousness can make me laugh

ZMs greasy flippy hair and holier-than-thou slithers of empathy to ALR (until now-ish, I guess, but his weaponising of this previous "empathy" to her mh situation is laughable when it was always so transparent) consistent whinging, mind-numbingly dull interludes and seriously diabolical fashion sense come trailing only behind his grating laugh which Is genuinely the stuff of nightmares

When he spoke about being in his school yearbook for having the most memorable laugh or whatever... Eek
 
Omg Becky's video is so fucking cringe. She ONLY goes by 'they' now AND YOU HAD BETTER FUCKING RESPECT THAT. So it means she isn't a lesbian anymore right?
Stop triple-posting. Use the edit feature. There are rules and instructions on the site to help. It shits up the thread.

Thread tax: Referring to Becky as a thumb has always gotten under her skin, so moving forward that should be the only way anyone referrs to her. Fuck all her they/them bullshit. She will always be the thumb. If she wants people to call her anything else she can lose 100 pounds and look human sized.
 
I did find it interesting that she mentioned Amber considered giving her Rarity as recently as 2023, around about the time that Jade Francis laced up her Jordans and got the fuck out of there... now I know Amber feels extraordinarily entitled to people's time and money no matter how shittily she's treated them, but who would give their PrEcIoUs FuRbAbEe to someone that they claimed to hate and have no contact with? 🤔
Further proof that she doesn't give a fuck about the pets. I'm watching all the retro reacts since I'm fairly new into Amber's can of worm of a life, and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if someday we'd discover that she was violent with pets, she views people like NPCs, so I imagine animals are an annoyance if they're not employed as some sort of accessory to her personality "OOOH I'm such a caaaat person, of course I'll surround myself with felines"
Baffling how one could be so retarded and entitled at the same time, it's fascinating.
 
Becky has spent her time on screen adamantly letting everyone she is a LESBIAN. She doesn't like bisexuals or straights. She is a WOMAN attracted to WOMEN.
What happened Thumbo? Not unique enough for you anymore?

Chunky tonsil stone looking ass should stop labelling herself as a lesbian from now on.
Not good enough because dykes are all just TERFs now for not fucking autogynophiles so the "biology is phobic and not real" crowd has revoked their rainbow club card.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if someday we'd discover that she was violent with pets,

She already grabbed ahold of Twinkie's snout on camera because she was barking. I don't find it hard to believe she loses her temper and hits them or shoves them to get them to do what she wants.

Before anyone clutches their pearls at me, this is speculation of course, not fact. She's gotten physical with almost everyone in her life at one point or another. The animals would be no different.
 
Maybe off-topic but I'd watch ALR meal plan all day over having to sit through a ZM video for 20 minutes. At least her ridiculousness can make me laugh

ZMs greasy flippy hair and holier-than-thou slithers of empathy to ALR (until now-ish, I guess, but his weaponising of this previous "empathy" to her mh situation is laughable when it was always so transparent) consistent whinging, mind-numbingly dull interludes and seriously diabolical fashion sense come trailing only behind his grating laugh which Is genuinely the stuff of nightmares

When he spoke about being in his school yearbook for having the most memorable laugh or whatever... Eek
That’s a lot words there just to say that he is a faggot.
 
Further proof that she doesn't give a fuck about the pets. I'm watching all the retro reacts since I'm fairly new into Amber's can of worm of a life, and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if someday we'd discover that she was violent with pets, she views people like NPCs, so I imagine animals are an annoyance if they're not employed as some sort of accessory to her personality "OOOH I'm such a caaaat person, of course I'll surround myself with felines"
Baffling how one could be so retarded and entitled at the same time, it's fascinating.
If there's one (more) thing that Gorlypop and Cutie have in common it's treating their "beloved" pets as little more than accessories and cuddly toys to be picked up and played with when their gelatinous jailers feel like it rather than actual living entities. Amber wasn't as much upset about Rarity out of any concern for the cat's welfare and more because she knew it would make her look bad. Just look at how she and Dusty handled poor little Wasabi when he was a kitten.
 
I did find it interesting that she mentioned Amber considered giving her Rarity as recently as 2023, around about the time that Jade Francis laced up her Jordans and got the fuck out of there... now I know Amber feels extraordinarily entitled to people's time and money no matter how shittily she's treated them, but who would give their PrEcIoUs FuRbAbEe to someone that they claimed to hate and have no contact with? 🤔
If Amber gave Rarity to Becky, then she would use the cat as a reason to contact Becky whenever she wanted. Maybe even Amber realized that Becky would be useless to her going forward and decided against it.

It surely does sound like Amber was over and done with sharing her life with little Rarity for a while now.
I just wish she had rehomed her like a sane person instead of letting an indoor kitty out into a Wisconsin winter to fend for herself.
 
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Thread tax: Referring to Becky as a thumb has always gotten under her skin, so moving forward that should be the only way anyone referrs to her. Fuck all her they/them bullshit. She will always be the thumb. If she wants people to call her anything else she can lose 100 pounds and look human sized.
Even if she did lose the weight, her head is so thumb shaped it would be hard to stop calling her thumb.
 
If Amber gave Rarity to Becky, then she would use the cat as a reason to contact Becky whenever she wanted. Maybe even Amber realized that Becky would be useless to her going forward and decided against it.

It surely does sound like Amber was over and done with sharing her life with little Rarity for a while now.
I just wish she had rehomed her like a sane person instead of letting an indoor kitty out into a Wisconsin winter to fend for herself.
Valid. I also think she didn't give rarity to Becky not to give her an excuse to come online and tell how Amber gave away her pets and not to be seen as (per usual) a lazy, neglectful, uncaring pet owner. she's dense so she doesn't get that everybody can see through her
 
Stop triple-posting. Use the edit feature. There are rules and instructions on the site to help. It shits up the thread.

Thread tax: Referring to Becky as a thumb has always gotten under her skin, so moving forward that should be the only way anyone referrs to her. Fuck all her they/them bullshit. She will always be the thumb. If she wants people to call her anything else she can lose 100 pounds and look human sized.

I refer to Rebecca as a barely sentient big toe.

Big toe needs to tell the class about how bad Fat Albert smells, and what dem feet and layyyyyyyygsss look/smell like or

🎶 🎶Get a job, Sha na na na Sha na na na na, Get a job!🎶🎶
 
The whole thing about "nonbinary" is total horseshit. Becky is a woman, and I will refer to her as such. It's no one else's fault but hers that she ate herself into becoming "It's Pat." Not my problem.

However, Amber pretends to be all progressive and "good" and "empathetic," and has even addressed others as nonbinary. Again, I'm saying it's fair game to point this hypocritical shit out.

"Misgendering" Becky is just further proof that Amber really has no beliefs other than "I need someone to do things for me" and "NOM NOM NOM." She's such a pathetic and gluttonous dipshit.

And Karina Kaboom is only entertaining based on the fact that she makes Amber so mad. Her videos aren't worth watching though. As I've said before, she sounds like the clearance bin version of Roseanne Roseannadanna.
 
Karina can fuck off with her repetitive, repeating everything, saying the same thing over and over just to get her video length up for more ads shit. (pretty sure she admitted to doing this but I can't remember where) Virtue signaling over pronouns is SO five years ago. Move on.

If an ugly woman calls herself "nonbinary" she is still ugly. 🤷‍♀️
 
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Lmao is shit so boreeen now that reaction channels are pearl clutching over trooner/pooner pronouns? Is it some gorlworld prerequisite to be a morally grandstanding faggot?
Becky is a homosexual woman, Zach is a homosexual man, but I guess there's no tea or leg up to be had in being a fag anymore so everyone in their mid 30s is suddenly a heckin valid kaweer folx. If they're gonna slapfight over stupid made up bullshit at least make it interesting or funny stupid made up bullshit. Aside from using "queerness" as an ace in the sleeve on the normie lowercase i internet I suspect that everyone also does it because it's one of dangleynn's 80IQ go-to's to call people by multiple names to muddy the water and tangle up storylines.
 
Becky to "Beck" isn't even a name change. She boo-hooed that Amber called her by "the wrong name" she didn't go change her legal name to Bob. She dropped the Y. Hell, Amberlynn is the wrong name even
 

responding to zachary michael & meal plan with me! | vlog​

(01/17/25)

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=82DP9_vnR-wPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=82DP9_vnR-w
Thanks a lot. Let's just get this shit on the road, no mood for fatty and I got plans later tonight. I'm guessing more bullshit and impotent narc rage from the thumbnail.

The same procedure every cycle

Super extremely mega rare opening shot of Amber wearing something that actually looks good on her (don't say I never say nice things about you, Amber), informs us it's January 11th, which she actually has to verify first. Claims time is passing by so fast and that it's been snowing in Oklahoma.

Meal prep...if there was any point to you doing this, fatty, you'd have lost weight years ago already. By the way, if fatty says something that isn't immediately important to the video and has said in another video already (like her reiterating how semaglutide takes away her urge to order takeout) I'm not gonna mention it to keep things brief. Mealplan looking as follows
SundayMondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturday
Eat with momTacosTacosSome Mexican potato soupRice SoupEating at bingo placeEat with mom
Additional non-main meals include: Bagels, cream cheese, bacon and scallion thingies, (during this segment she also once again commits rape unto the English language by pronouncing healthy as "huealthuh", this the kinda shit that makes me wish someone broke into her home to slap the goddamn quirky out of her), green apples and peanut butter (as a chocolate alternative). Says she prefers sour apples (finally a fatty opinion I can get behind).

And that't the mealplan. As someone who only somewhat pays attention to nutrition, those main meals look potentially very carb heavy, but hey, I guess I don't know nutrition like she does. As for other things, she also needs to buy cleaning supplies and more soda (in the zero variety).

Ugh, next scene is her standing in front of that fucking shelf. I'm about to hear a smug, enraged fatty rant, aren't I?
Says she's been thinking about whether to speak on this, but then adresses the false and homosexual ZM drama (god faggots are so fucking annoying). Yup, it's fatty being upset at being made fun of, blubbers about mental health and verbal abuse. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, FATTY IS UPSET AT PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF HER BEING ANXIOUS AT BINGO. Nahhhh fatty, that anxiety ain't mental illness, that's just a mental barrier, and had you ever been required to work a real job for an extended period of time, you'd have put on your (exceedingly large) big girl pants and fucking dealt with it, eventually overcoming it in the process. If you were truly that anxious you wouldn't debase yourself by showing your blubberous frame on YouTube.

He's not making fun of your "mental illness", he's (rightfully) making fun of you for being a fucking pussy. Once more tries to dispel the truth that Emily Franz is a feeder. More "wahhh wahhh why do other people not get shit for things but I doo wahhhhhhhhhh". Something about misoginy from ZM. Whines that she feels unsafe.
Hm, looks like I was correct. Pachyderm princess oughta just accept that she is fat, ugly, unlikeable, and makes for the perfect (shelf)butt of a joke and the only one who'll give a genuine toss about her is her deathfeeder freak. Also once more FUCKING LMAOOOO at her bingo anxiety.

ETA: Also fuck off Becky you useless fucking grifter. You stopped being relevant ereyesteryear and only chime in cuz your worthless fatass (supposedly) managed to total another fucking car. Had you any grace or wit, you'd slink off into rightful irrelevance already. But you don't. Like Amber's cellulitis, you come back again and again, reminding us that your lopsided mug exists.
 
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This is the "catch these hands" clip she's talking about.

ZM snark reddit

It's not until about the 6m mark





ETA: a comment says he played this clip in his video, I don't watch his videos so I've never seen it
 
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had you ever been required to work a real job

This is still insane to me, do we know if she’s ever had an actual job other than her “government job” with Destiny? Surely she would’ve milked out being a hardworking gorl if she’d ever had a summer job or anything, right? it’s so weird to see someone who isn’t a trust fund baby never having to get a real job to stay afloat, but i guess it makes sense that she’d be able to float
 
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