🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I find Alexis forcing herself into Gorl World to be hilarious. She and Amber are two peas in a pod, so it's pretty funny to be seeing the drama between the two.

That said, Becky getting back into the mix is interesting. Regardless of how I feel or anyone feels about Becky, we know that she has some of the spiciest details about Amber.

It would be hilarious if Wipey eventually joined in, but I truly do not think that's going to happen. That girl dipped without looking back (which I can kinda respect, lol).

At this point, there's no point to moralfag about Gorl World. All one can do is to get their popcorn ready, sit back, and enjoy the drama.
 
God DAMN it!!! Making me, ME, a FatAl apo!ogist. Fuck you Thumb. And the reactors licking her ass. Just cause y'all hate Amber doesn't mean Thumby isn't a grifting freak of nature.

Amber paid you every fuckin day of your fuckin life. You had no problem spending that U tubey dosh. There's not a stupid nineties themed t shirt or ball cap left in Kentucky.

And what? FatAl sat on you to keep you from seeing your dying mother? Such utter bullshit. That shits on YOU, asshole.

Fucked yer car AGAIN, Grifter? Sure seems like you can't fucking drive. Stay off the streets you menace. And your "art" sucks.

And to the laughing hyena The Ankle, before you start sucking on the Thumbs tits maybe learn the lore. Thumb was a vibrating sack of shit long before she met Amber. Actually they were a perfect couple.
Cannot agree more with this. I had to stop watching the gay fag's video about Becky when he not only showed zero knowledge of how Becky was a piece of shit before Amber (and after grifting twice now almost a year apart for the same fake shit as @Hayduraide pointed out), but when he also went on the retarded pronoun shit for the millionth time.
 
Cannot agree more with this. I had to stop watching the gay fag's video about Becky when he not only showed zero knowledge of how Becky was a piece of shit before Amber (and after grifting twice now almost a year apart for the same fake shit as @Hayduraide pointed out), but when he also went on the retarded pronoun shit for the millionth time.
The Ankle is a lolcow himself. He often talks about how stupid Hambie is (true) but then says equally retarded shit himself. I wish I could think of specific examples rn but just DUMB and/or OBVIOUS shit that normal people are familiar with/would know and only someone on hambo’s and friends caliber wouldn’t grasp.

Edit: just was watching a retro react and found a perfect example of his stupidity. Hamber says she’s “probably sprained bones” in her life. Sprained BONES. And the dipshit didn’t even call her out or comment on/make fun of it at all. And a little before that, he was talking about how he thinks she probably didn’t actually break her leg but rather “sprained” it which combined with him not reacting at all to her saying “sprained bones” leads me to conclude that he thinks you can actually sprain a bone lmfao. I’m not a medical professional by any means. this is just the most basic knowledge that I (apparently wrongly) assumed that all relatively-functioning adults have. It’s a perfect little example of Jordan being just as low-iq as Amber. Hell, there have even been moments where Hamber actually sounds SMARTER than him (NOT at all insinuating that she ever sounds smart, just shows how low the bar is) or says something that is actually somewhat correct, that he then “corrects” with just completely wrong/retarded information.
 
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I think we are getting a little off topic. Amber the waddling flash bag of cholesterol is an animal abuser and animal murderer who is dating a death fat fetish feeder. She's a manipulator who likes to play the victim and act like she's a good person. Despite the documented proof saying otherwise.
 
Everyone knows ALR is a fat, abusive cunt.
Calling out Becky's bullshit doesn't take away from that. I think it's on topic. The sole reason Becky gets attention and handouts is because of her connection to Hamber. No-one would care about her whiny nonsense otherwise.

People's hatred of Fatty often means they place her exes on pedestals. Even when they do not deserve it and to be honest, none of her exes do and we're currently seeing all the reactors and the Reddit morons do exactly that - place the ex-girlfriends and ex-friends on a pedestal just to stick it to Big Al.
Becky co-signed so much of Hamber's manipulative shite. Covered for her lies and spitefulness. People seem to forget and/or justify this.
 
Becky co-signed so much of Hamber's manipulative shite. Covered for her lies and spitefulness. People seem to forget and/or justify this.

No Necky Becky comin' for da hayders!

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Just remembered that Becky fucked up the front of the hyuandai while going around a curb too fast while she was with Amber, and if I recall she also flipped another car years ago with Ricky inside.
 
Just remembered that Becky fucked up the front of the hyuandai while going around a curb too fast while she was with Amber, and if I recall she also flipped another car years ago with Ricky inside.
Becky definitely isn't the best driver if she keeps wrecking cars but Amber specific and I don't remember when that happened but there was that period where she was blitzed out of her mind on medication and had no business driving as much as she was.

All that aside - I put my tinfoil hat on and find the timing of all this a little too convenient for everyone involved.
 
Is that top picture real or did you alter it? If it's real, holy shit.
I am not the artist so I'm not sure but it doesn't look altered to me. american filters can only do so much outside of the face, she needs those industrial strength chinese filters that make average women look like ants and stick bugs.
 
Both Alexis and Becky posted a video.



This is looking promising for a good old fatty narc meltdown.
All of the women in this circle are complete and utter fucking losers, yet Becky takes the crown. She has almost 80K subs (had even more in '21 I think?), yet uploads once a year just to whine about Amber and beg for money. She got 26K views within 12 hours (Amber numbers with a third of the subs) and still flaunts her Cash App like the laziest fucking ingrate imaginable. She's got the whole community kissing her ass and does jack shit.

I don't feel like sitting through 13 minutes of Necky feeling sorry for herself. All of the tin rattling over the years quite clearly indicates she liked the situation of Amber earning the money. If she gave half a shit, she could make the same amount of money on her own, but for some reason she refuses. Funny enough, the shitty speedpaints in the new video really remind me of CreepshowArt (mainly the lack of skill).

Karina Kajew and the other assorted idiots are especially annoying with forcing this Becky domestic violence victim glow up arc. It's been three and a half years and the lummox has made nothing of her life. If she wants Amber to stop talking about her, maybe she should stop acting like a victim three goddamn years later.

Oh and "Neck" (lol) can fuck off with the nonbinary bullshit. It's not our fault you ate yourself to the point where people cannot tell your sex.
 
The Ankle is a lolcow himself. He often talks about how stupid Hambie is (true) but then says equally retarded shit himself. I wish I could think of specific examples rn but just DUMB and/or OBVIOUS shit that normal people are familiar with/would know and only someone on hambo’s and friends caliber wouldn’t grasp.

Edit: just was watching a retro react and found a perfect example of his stupidity. Hamber says she’s “probably sprained bones” in her life. Sprained BONES. And the dipshit didn’t even call her out or comment on/make fun of it at all. And a little before that, he was talking about how he thinks she probably didn’t actually break her leg but rather “sprained” it which combined with him not reacting at all to her saying “sprained bones” leads me to conclude that he thinks you can actually sprain a bone lmfao. I’m not a medical professional by any means. this is just the most basic knowledge that I (apparently wrongly) assumed that all relatively-functioning adults have. It’s a perfect little example of Jordan being just as low-iq as Amber. Hell, there have even been moments where Hamber actually sounds SMARTER than him (NOT at all insinuating that she ever sounds smart, just shows how low the bar is) or says something that is actually somewhat correct, that he then “corrects” with just completely wrong/retarded information.
I have the perfect one: 'Is chicken a mammal?'
He really really really asked that.
 

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Meal planning = typing out all the food you want to eat in the next week like it's your job. WTF I thought the skinny jab is supposed to take away "food noise."
 
Of all the stultifying shit I've watched Amber do over a decade, verbally plotting a mill plan while typing fatly, is def in the top three.

I love that she has a victim list! There's literally a list of crimes against Amber committed by a fat, unemployed faggot who's too fragile to make a Netflix account.

He's always been one of the more gentle Amber reactors, but my God, he is as bad as she is, and no less a cow.
 
Amber is a certified Fag hag, so it’s crazy to claim a that a catty sassy fag wearing a furby sweater flipping his hair telling you to shut the fuck up is verbal abuse?
 
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