🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Soft Gentle Love]

Well that's my point. It wasn't one or two ''accidents'' according to Albert, she and her siblings were consistently severely injured and put in life threatening situations in her own words. It wasn't just a broken leg or choking on a sweet, it was that same kid showing up with random ''3rd degree'' burns and the brother being strangled almost to death by a curtain string, then factor in her childhood obesity.

Her own choice of word was ''brutal''. The authorities didn't just show up out of the blue and snatch them up, so when were they first involved? Did all of the fake injuries and accidents luckily happen before they were aware of her family? CPS fail all the time sure but Fatty is lying about the severity of everything. It's that simple.

I see what you are saying

Spoiler: SLIGHT PL

When I was in the second grade, I ran into a stopsign(the pole part) and BUSTED THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE. and I went to school the next day, and told my teachers what happened and they called DSS on my mom and it was a whole ordeal. and then of course my retarded self face planted two weeks later on concrete, another phone call to dss. super funny to look back on

TLDR: I was an accident prone kid, got dss called on mom.
But you have to remember, Amber grew up in the 90s. As someone else pointed out, DSS fails children now, but its not as nearly as bad as it was in the 90s. "Kids will be kids" was a huge mantra.
I dont think amber was in the foster care system for as long as she makes it seem, and that why she wont tell the whole story. In her latest video she says, oh I'm not gonna tell the whole story because I dont want HAYDURS picking it apart and taking it away from me. Because if she told the whole story, more people would catch on that, while traumatizing, its not nearly as bad as she says. Regardless Amber is 34 and uses things that happened to her in her childhood to gain sympathy. but it doesnt actually affect her. If it was so traumatizing, she wouldnt be talking to her mother, she wouldn't glorify her childhood nearly as much, and she would actually be taking care of herself. If I was 34, and my super duper traumatic childhood, was still causing me so much distress, I would kill myself.
Instead shes a fat fuck, that spent the early part of her 20s mooching off of people and using food and retail as therapy. She wants so bad to have a traumatic backstory like the ones on 600lb life, but instead gets her lies in a twist, and hates when people call her out. Even now, she has way more resources than a lot of people in the system. because a lot of them end up on the streets or dead when they age out yet expects her audience to baby her. She thinks at all times she's the only one going through hardships and no one else understands or has it as bad as her, especially her audience. Thats why we should praise her for losing 3 pounds in a day, and forgive her for her bpd episodes tantrums

 

[Boolean Bitch]

That’s such a tiny picture of the cat and a terrible angle too. How did she expect anyone to notice it or identify her from it?

ETA- That spelling of Gray makes me want to cry

She didn't expect anyone to identify Rarity.
Just like she refused help from someone actually capable of walking (Alexis) to help her find the cat, because she didn't intend for the cat to be found.
Just like she turned the ringer off of her phone (which she normally leaves like, so loud you GUIZE, in case someone needs her), because she didn't intend for anyone to contact her about her cat.
Just like she posted the missing posters on the front of shops without permission (so they'd get taken down) so very few people would actually see them.
Just like she refused to verify if the squashed cat just down the street from Emily's house was actually Rarity, because she doesn't intend to have any closure regarding Rarity.

If I were to guess, Amber did her over-emotional "Rarity is EVERYTHEEEENNNN TO ME!!!", and it was Emily who was pushing Amber to put in the bare-minimum of effort (while Amber sabotaged those efforts while pretending that she was "doing her best"). I bet Emily was the one who insisted that Amber posted Rarity being missing on that PetFBI site or whatever. For all we know, Amber and Emily were fighting, and Amber pulled this stunt so Emily would have to drop the topic and support Amber with this.

I know Amber's stupid, but no one can be *THIS* stupid, constantly and about EVERYTHING in their life, and manage to slither away from serious consequences from other people the way she does. Bitch is hella conniving and manipulative, and did everything she could to ensure Rarity wasn't returned to her (if Rarity didn't actually die in that house instead).

Required her girlfriend to talk to her EVERY BREAK at work and would set a timer for her girlfriends to come back to her if they left to hang out with family, but when asked for basic level interactions back, she's appalled. lol. lmao even.

A birthday text message is just too much work!
Though lacking "mental capacity", LOL. I don't think that means what she thinks it means.
(Also, tell us that you listen to every single word Jordy has to say about you without telling us that you listen to ever single word Jordy has to say about you).

..her getting severely burnt from soup...

(And @Noom Boom who was asking about the soup) When Amber first told that story to her audience, it was clear that Amber was the issue. Piggy wanted to eat for the sake of eating and Kristine said no. Kristine was probably busy with one of the younger ones, and Amber went behind her back to microwave a cup noodle. Kristine then caught her, and it 'shocked' Amber, causing her to spill the soup on herself. Amber exclusively BLAMED her mom for the incident, saying that if Kristine hadn't called her name and come over to check on her, Amber wouldn't have spilled the soup. I'm not saying Kristine wasn't in the wrong for this (who doesn't notice that a child in their care is using the microwave?) - but Amber makes it out like her mother took scalding soup and threw it at Amber. Or that she grabbed Amber's arms and forced them into scalding hot water as a punishment for something. Really, Amber was being a total shit and her mother's reaction was too slow. Neglect? Well ... sure, but not the most traumatizing violent abuse ever as Amber likes to cry.

Do you remember the movie from the early/mid 90s called "The Good Son"? That was Amber growing up.

Nothing really all that great, but hearing Amber be a whiny bitch outside of her videos is always fun.

Everytime they would whine at each other in this exchange, I just kept thinking about this:

Sorry for the Karina Kaboom quote, but it's like BITCH, YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE! You're 600lbs, can't care for yourself in any meaningful way, your body is "rejecting" teeth at an astonishing rate, you get skin infections as frequently as the seasons change, your mother (the only one who doesn't hate your guts) is starting to suffer cognitive decline (if that wasn't just a lie for vlog content), and you're placing your care into the hands of an established exploitative death feeder.... And you're instead creating nonsense about a cringey shit video that no one cares about and that you already said you were going to show your audience eventually anyway.

If you're truly set on torching your life for attention... at least come up with something entertaining! This whole "reaction channels are MEEEEEEAN" is just grade school meangirl bullshit.

Oh, and Alexis, fuck off the internet and make an appointment to see your therapist. This shit's too embarassing to watch. (Well, if you have actual dirt on Amber like you claim, tell us and let us determine if it's actual dirt, THEN fuck off and go see your therapist. KTHXBYE!)

 

[brooky]

I don't really buy into the tarot card thing but once upon a time, I had a close friend who did and I'm MOSTLY sure that you need to be spiritually in tune with whatever in order for them to "work". Amber is so deep in delulu land, I doubt she'd be able to actually use them to tell her fortune

To make tarot cards "work" you need to be able to understand symbolism and tell a story based on things you see. If you are a thoughtful person, tarot cards can be a fun way to think about yourself or others. If you have an imagination and an open mind, they can be a useful way to reframe some thoughts you hold.

If you are a fat-brained narc with 5th grade reading level, tarot cards will only ever tell you how stunning and brave and perfect you are. Useless.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Does anyone else remember years back when CXNT had a screenshot from someone that knew the family, and it said that when Amber was 15 she was back with her parents and got removed again because she beat and overpowered mamalynn?

 

[a hapless toad]

I wonder what Kristine thinks about Hambo talking about her "brutal" childhood.

 

[YourName56]

This an distraction for not talking about the feeder Emily. If i want dirty stuff, please, be more serious things! Damn this era is so boring as hell. Man, i miss the older eras.

And here it's a rumor Krystal got married not long ago on a few Youtube comments. But i think Amber going to die or probably lost a leg.

 

[Pange]

Does anyone else remember years back when CXNT had a screenshot from someone that knew the family, and it said that when Amber was 15 she was back with her parents and got removed again because she beat and overpowered mamalynn?

I could completely see this being true I have already always said Amber is the fat bully that would beat up kids and steal their lunches and money in the playground. She still is but thanks to the Internet she also has access to simpletons that will believe her lies because they naively think people online are genuine and truthful. Amber Reid is a lying fat white trash uneducated manipulative cunt. She's not smart, she's not motivated, she has no goals in life. Her only purpose is to exist and to get people to wait on her and cater to her while she does nothing for herself or anyone else. She's the female Ralphie May except that guy actually had a job and a life outside of stuffing his face and making up shit to feel better about himself.

 

[DXR1000]

Yall I have a theory Alexis leaked the cookie video.
I feel like Amber ignored her again and didn't wish her a happy birthday which was the final straw and Alexis being Alexis leaked the video.
1. She has the biggest active motive of every other suspect lmao (being ignored)
2. She already almost leaked it to Jordy once.
3. She is the one who lets us know there is a cookie video to begin with
4. She is a BPD backstabbing insecure little cunt (just like our gorl)

Does anyone know her exact birthday ? the cookie video came out 9 days ago so if we can pinpoint her exact birthday maybe we can figure out if it was close to the leak

 

[Mekahineyho]

Yall I have a theory Alexis leaked the cookie video.
I feel like Amber ignored her again and didn't wish her a happy birthday which was the final straw and Alexis being Alexis leaked the video.
1. She has the biggest active motive of every other suspect lmao (being ignored)
2. She already almost leaked it to Jordy once.
3. She is the one who lets us know there is a cookie video to begin with
4. She is a BPD backstabbing insecure little cunt (just like our gorl)

Does anyone know her exact birthday ? the cookie video came out 9 days ago so if we can pinpoint her exact birthday maybe we can figure out if it was close to the leak

I truly still think it was Amber and Emily. Considering they both conspired that lie about Emily selling feeder shit with Colleen for “plane ticket money”, I think these 2 will throw up smoke and mirrors to hide what they are doing together. Amber is just depending on the fact that both Alexis and Erica are all talk and won’t take legal action.

 

[smellvie]

if we can pinpoint her exact birthday maybe we can figure out if it was close to the leak

I’m sorry, but does it really fucking matter? This is speculation either way and the “cookie video” was literally just another fat pile of nothing (much like its creator). I don’t get why anyone would spend anymore energy on something so inconsequential

 

[DXR1000]

I’m sorry, but does it really fucking matter? This is speculation either way and the “cookie video” was literally just another fat pile of nothing (much like its creator). I don’t get why anyone would spend anymore energy on something so inconsequential

yea I mean at the end of the day Amber deserves it. I guess I'm just curious. Alexis reminds me so much of amber I kind of wish she would start posting vlogs too because guarantee she is gonna be a great replacement for when Amber is , as the heifer would put it, "Worm food". which is most likely very very close.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

It just occured to me - I don't know what spurgy idiot asked this question (I never do so I'm assuming it's Amber asking herself these questions because I don't see why anyone would want to know about her sex life) but how would this fat cunt even know what her "bush" looks like? There's absolutely no way she can see it with the fupa she ''doesn't have"

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I truly still think it was Amber and Emily. Considering they both conspired that lie about Emily selling feeder shit with Colleen for “plane ticket money”, I think these 2 will throw up smoke and mirrors to hide what they are doing together. Amber is just depending on the fact that both Alexis and Erica are all talk and won’t take legal action.

I agree, she was WAAAAY too excited for that video to have come out. She even came up with cutsey (in her opinion) nickname to call it.

 

[annikaguts]

It's just amazing how Amber thinks these reactors rely on her for their livelihoods. It's called a hobby, Amber! You're the fat stupid doll all of us can pick up and drop whenever because you're so unimportant and boring. She's so self-important it's the only way she can cope with the fact she's done nothing with her life.

I'm pretty sure that Alex quit his job a while ago and youtube is his only income atm.

 

[Mekahineyho]

It just occured to me - I don't know what spurgy idiot asked this question (I never do so I'm assuming it's Amber asking herself these questions because I don't see why anyone would want to know about her sex life) but how would this fat cunt even know what her "bush" looks like? There's absolutely no way she can see it with the fupa she ''doesn't have"

She probably had Jade or Emily take a pic of it and said BABY WHUUUTTT LIKE WHY IS IT LIKE THAT?!!!!

I remember during the livestream era she said she was bare down there

 

[Noom Boom]

Piggy wanted to eat for the sake of eating and Kristine said no. Kristine was probably busy with one of the younger ones, and Amber went behind her back to microwave a cup noodle. Kristine then caught her, and it 'shocked' Amber, causing her to spill the soup on herself.

I am now convinced that the only reason Amber and her siblings were placed into foster care was due to something like police finding drugs in their home or pulling the parents over, high, with the children in the car. Despite being trailer trash junkies, Ambers parents didn't even neglect her properly.

I truly still think it was Amber and Emily. Considering they both conspired that lie about Emily selling feeder shit with Colleen for “plane ticket money”, I think these 2 will throw up smoke and mirrors to hide what they are doing together. Amber is just depending on the fact that both Alexis and Erica are all talk and won’t take legal action.

If it was Amber, it was the most worthless self-leak I've heard of. At least Kim Kardashian was able to turn her sex tape into a career, Amber stopped talking about it in a couple of days and hasn't marketed anything off it at all. Not saying Amber isn't stupid enough to do that, but if so it now kind of fells like making fun of someone with Down's.

It just occured to me - I don't know what spurgy idiot asked this question (I never do so I'm assuming it's Amber asking herself these questions because I don't see why anyone would want to know about her sex life) but how would this fat cunt even know what her "bush" looks like? There's absolutely no way she can see it with the fupa she ''doesn't have"

Stand in front of a mirror and lift.

 

[spergsperg55]

Someone mentioned this a while back but Big Al definetely uses her past to guilt trip her mother, with the way she was dramatizing it and going on the whole spiel about having to "fix something that someone else caused"... from my perspective there is no one to blame in this situation, she (like many by the way) was just born into an unfortunate situation, so I wonder who excatly she is blaming this on. I don't think the relationship is as wholesome as it seems, seems to be filled with guilt and resentment.

 

[smushybanana]

It just occured to me - I don't know what spurgy idiot asked this question (I never do so I'm assuming it's Amber asking herself these questions because I don't see why anyone would want to know about her sex life) but how would this fat cunt even know what her "bush" looks like? There's absolutely no way she can see it with the fupa she ''doesn't have"

It’s hard to have anything but a bush when you can’t even see your fat stinking cat

Edit to say the razors she recently bought were probably to shave her facial hair, miss refuses-to-take-hormones-lynn probably looks like her dad up close

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Sorry, just went back and noticed this detail:

kid showing up with random ''3rd degree'' burns

Did she specifically use the term "3rd degree burns"? Are you sure?

Spoiler: Bonus Burn Blathering (pls skip if you DGAF):

3rd degree burns (as Amber called them) are in a completely different category from 1st and 2nd, including first aid treatment for them and EMS response. 3rd degree burns go completely through ALL LAYERS OF SKIN. The skin appears to be hard, waxy, and white (imagine a cold, hard slab of pork belly, but it feels hot to the touch), or can be dry and scaly and ashy-black (depending on what burned the skin). An ambulance should be called for third degree burns to the face, neck, hands, feet, and genitals due to potential loss of function, and potential airway compromise with damage to the face or neck (but you could probably take the person to the hospital yourself if the 3rd degree burn is in a non critical area and only covers a small % of the overall body - you know what, nevermind; ALWAYS call 911 for 3rd degree burns. No exception! Don't try to take it on yourself).

Hands must be bound in the non-functional position (hands open with fingers splayed, and each finger wrapped individually) and in dry dressings because the tissues are so fragile that THEY CAN FALL OFF IF YOU SOAK THE DRESSINGS. This is different to second degree, where the hand is wrapped in the functional position (in a very loose fist holding a damp/wet ball of gauze, and then the entire hand wrapped in wet dressings to try and cool down the burn). The skin can also shrink around the hands with third degree burns and can become too tight for the patient to open their hands again if you try to bandage in the functional position. The good news is that there's little if any pain in the 3rd degree burned area because all nerve endings are DEAD. The really BAD NEWS is that the areas AROUND the 3rd degree burn will be UNBEARABLY painful, as the entire area will be like a bullseye of 3rd degree, then 2nd, then 1st degree burns. And this ambulance ride isn't a lesiurely drive to your local urgent care; the ambulance will go lights and sirens, with a similar priority to someone who's in the back getting CPR. Third degree burns on the hands are a MAJOR DEAL, and ESPECIALLY in the case of a child, there would even be surgeons paged so they'd be ready to great the ambulance in the ER department.

(Also, 3rd degree burns are uncommon and would draw the attention of CPS if a mom strolled into a hospital with a small child with dead, waxy white hands).

Treatments for 3rd degree burns are quite aggressive and serious, due to the severe medical complications they can cause. The body desperately tries to "cool" the area, moving around potassium and sodium to shift water in the body around. This can lead to imbalances and potentially cardiac issues. That fluid can't be held by the damaged tissues. It weeps out, causing dehydration and more electrolyte imbalances. Sepsis is a serious concern, and the wounds need something called debriding. Remember in Star Wars Episode 3 when Anakin loses the lightsaber battle with Obi Wan on the lava planet and becomes a human piece of toast? And then he's in the med pod and the droids are picking off his skin like they're pinching crackle off of a ham? That's debriding and that's basically how it's done for real (without the droids, of course). And then they take the medical cheese grater thingy to your ass, and go to town on it to carve you up like you're that Christmas ham, because they need nice big patches of intact replacement skin - perferably from an area that not too many people will see because they're gonna scar you up real good. they then cut up that skin like how you cut the top crust of a pie to be kinda mesh-looking, and you get skin grafts. So hopefully you don't have a hairy ass, or you might come out of this with hairy palms, too! I joke, but it's actually really serious and very painful for the poor person who has to endure it.

So, based on all of that, did Amber have 3rd degree burns to her hands? As Orko would say, there is a 100% 0% chance that any of that actually happened.

I mention all of that to prove that it was a grotesque embellishment AT BEST, and worst case scenario was a flat out LIE. To specifically say "3rd degree" wasn't just her "using the wrong word"; it was a clear attempt at deception. And if she's willing to tell such an obvious lie, then I don't believe that ANY of her stories about her brutal abuse are at all accurate.

Neglect though? Absolutely. Amber's shown us in her vlogs over the last several years that she just doesn't know how to properly tidy up after herself, wash her clothes, BATHE, care for her hair, handle money, comprehend what she's reading, etc. Her parents just left her to run wild... though to a narcissist, I guess being ignored is the worst form of abuse imaginable.

To make tarot cards "work" you need to be able to understand symbolism and tell a story based on things you see. If you are a thoughtful person, tarot cards can be a fun way to think about yourself or others. If you have an imagination and an open mind, they can be a useful way to reframe some thoughts you hold.

Spoiler: Tarot Talk (pls skip if you DGAF):

That's how it was explained to me. The cards don't mean "absolutely anything", but each covers a lot of detail around a particular theme. In the Rider Waite deck (which is based on Judeo-Christian mysticism - ceremonial magic - and what many decks are based on) the 22 major arcana cards represent all of the paths of the tree of life, and all 78 cards (supposedly) represent the totality of human experience and comprehension (vaguely explained - obviously there is no card specifically representing chasing down a bus when you're late for work... or making fun of a 600lb narcissist online).

As it was explained to me (well, theory 1): The idea is that everything you perceive is picked up by your consciousness and subconsciousness. The most easily accessible is your consciousness, but the overwhelming majority of perception is through your subconscious. Your subconscious isn't accessible the way your consciousness is, and speaks more to your senses - imagry and color symbolism, sound, smells, etc. The specific symbolism your mind understands has to do with the specific culture you were raised in. The idea is that after you know all of the meanings and themes of all of the cards, you do a spread, and you trust the first meaning and the first symbols that you recognize when you see the card in that spread. The idea is that those ideas and concepts are the ones that your subconsciousness is currently grinding on, and can help you try to get a more complete picture of what's going on around you....

I feel obligated to mention theory 2: Our minds are actually split into 3; conscious, subconscious, and SUPERCONSCIOUS. The other two are the same, but the superconscious is the divine part of our brain which connects directly to the universe/the creator/god(s)/God/our higher power/our guardian angel/our spirit guide/the intergalactic spaghetti monster. Our superconscious speaks in a very specific, ancient code programmed in us from the divine and uses that to communicate with us. The idea is that the cards tap into this special divine language which is as much a part of our DNA as any other part of us, and certain people are born with a very strong ability to access their superconsciousness and talk to "God". Personality, various versions of "theory 2" are what I most commonly hear when people speak of Tarot, and I'm thoroughly convinced that it's nothing more than grifters using mentalism to exploit vulnerable and gulible people. But if you thoroughly believe this, I'm not one to criticize; YOUR BELIEFS ARE SO VALID!!....
....and I should also let you know that I'm a 189th degree ordained high priestess who is also a level 6B Reiki master and able traverse all 32 paths of wisdom on the tree of life every day - all before my morning shit. And if you have need, I could certainly tell your fortune - for a very fair price.
(JK don't actually PM me; I'm just shitposting)

Yeah, if one can accept their weaknesses and be honest with themselves, tarot can be a tool for self-reflection or focus. As Amber completely lacks any sense of introspection or self-awareness, she could never answer herself honestly about anything. And she's too lazy to actually take any time to even learn the buzzwords of every card, let alone all of the themes. I mean, 78 cards?!? That's soo many!

I can just hear her trying a reading: "I'm such a good shuffler - I taught myself when I was in the girls home that I was sent to because my parents were horribly abusive and always on drugs. Oh mystical TEAR-ROT, tell me about my relationship with Tommy... Okay, the first card is....

Wha??.... it looks like a castle! And there's lightENing bolts? That's so HECTICANA....Ooh, but the castle is kinda ky-ute. This must mean we're MOVING IN TOGETHER soon! And the lighting is our powerful, but GENTLE love! And since it's a castle, that must mean that I'm her QUEEN!"

Or maybe she'll get a food themed deck like this:

https://www.aeclectic.net/tarot/cards/chocolate/

OMFG Amber DO SOMETHING! You've gotten so boring there's nothing to talk about except your bullshit training-wheels tarot deck that you haven't even looked at since Jade dumped your ass almost 2 years ago.

I am now convinced that the only reason Amber and her siblings were placed into foster care was due to something like police finding drugs in their home or pulling the parents over, high, with the children in the car.

I don't know about that. As @Constellationzero said, you could almost SMELL Ambo through those childhood photos. I'm sure that combined with her behaviour was already getting her teacher's spidey-senses tingling. I have absolutely no real evidence for this, but sometimes I wonder if it was Amber's heroic story of saving her baby brother was the final nail in the coffin for CPS to get involved. She created this ridiculous story of how her parents were too nodded out from drugs to notice that her baby brother couldn't breathe and was turning purple at the same time that he was screaming his lungs out and only 8 year old little Amby could save him! I could see stupid Amber boasting about that story to a teacher thinking she'd get praise, and instead she got scooped up by the police and dumped into the foster care system. Based on how she's told the stories, being taken by CPS happened very shortly after the "blinds" incident.

Someone mentioned this a while back but Big Al definetely uses her past to guilt trip her mother, with the way she was dramatizing it and going on the whole spiel about having to "fix something that someone else caused"... from my perspective there is no one to blame in this situation, she (like many by the way) was just born into an unfortunate situation, so I wonder who excatly she is blaming this on. I don't think the relationship is as wholesome as it seems, seems to be filled with guilt and resentment.

Amber's perspective doesn't match your perspective. (Edited to Add: sorry, that came out nasty and wasn't my intent. I meant that you see if from a more rational and detached perspective, and she sees it from an entitled and self-victimizing one). If there's no one to blame, then Amber's not a victim. Amber likes to say that she's forgiven her mom and that it's not her mom's fault because her mom is currently useful to her.
Amber whole-heartedly blames her parents for this mess (especially her mother because Amber hates and gets more aggressive with women). And if something happened and Kristine were to suddenly be out of the picture for whatever reason, Amber would go full force blaming Kristine for everything wrong in Amber's life.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I haven't caught up but I have to comment, if Amber had broken her leg she would be using that has an excuse for everything. I'm 600 pounds because I broke my leg once. I can't exercise because I broke my leg once. The reason I can't drive isn't because I'm a fat pig and can't fit behind the wheel, it's because I broke my leg as a kid. The doctor told me I have lympadema, Lipedema because I broke my leg once. I'm not an award winning choreographer/dancer because I broke my leg. I wear the wrong shoes because I broke my leg before. OK, I could go on and on with these.

Also, remember when being friends with all your exes was actually a thing and she knew tons of other people who were friends with their exes? How funny that now not a single one of her exes, or single one of her friends want to have anything to do with her. I don't know any 30 year olds without a single friend in the world. It would be sad if it wasn't her.