Autistic Asparagus
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From all the stories she tells, I always think she wasn’t in foster care very long.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Smiling with air
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She 100% wrote these questions to paint herself as a victim and try to excuse her shitty behaviour. Unfortunately, some of us have more than three brain cells in the dead carcass we call our brain and know using the word in past tense is struck.
She wants to paint herself as being so hurt by all these nasty, horrible reaction channels.
I tell you what, ALR. They are a billion times better than you and your nasty, narcissistic, stupid, selfish, wankfest, turd-brained, pathetic life.
When has she had proper therapy for all her mental health problems? Never.
When has she had proper treatment for the gallstones and pancreatic problems? Never.
Has she had proper treatment for her appalling lymphoedema riddle legs? No.
When you’re pushing up the daisies, which to be honest, “I’m not gonna lie to you” is gonna be pretty fucking soon, we will still be living our lives.
She wants to paint herself as being so hurt by all these nasty, horrible reaction channels.
I tell you what, ALR. They are a billion times better than you and your nasty, narcissistic, stupid, selfish, wankfest, turd-brained, pathetic life.
When has she had proper therapy for all her mental health problems? Never.
When has she had proper treatment for the gallstones and pancreatic problems? Never.
Has she had proper treatment for her appalling lymphoedema riddle legs? No.
When you’re pushing up the daisies, which to be honest, “I’m not gonna lie to you” is gonna be pretty fucking soon, we will still be living our lives.
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Question: "Do you bring food into the bedroom sexually?"
Amber: "I don't! I think ONE time, like in a past relationship, I might've licked whipped cream off of somebody."
Bitch, did you not make an entire video dedicated to you sexually devouring a 1200 calorie cookie and massaging your pathetic moobs??
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Jesus fucking Christ, for a thirty something year old woman, she sure takes any opportunity to talk about being in foster care. Regardless of how bad it was (and it certainly doesn't sound bad compared to other people I know), it's been over a decade. Get over it.
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This 100 questions situation molment was just her way of sperging out her ass and to stir the pot of chili with reaction channels.
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If she has, she used a periscope.
dfranki723
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According to this twat she's been in an all girls home, a group home, she also claimed to have spent time in a children's shelter (all as separate fucking entities), with her parents on a farm, in an apartment, on a trailer park, spent time with a foster family when she got to go to Disneyland and had a super great relationship with the deceased foster mom but also had to sleep in the garage and it was awful, then went back to her parents at some point but got dumped back into foster care then left at 18 because ''muh evil foster parents'' but her brother stayed because in reality, Hambo is just a nasty brat and the brother was perfectly fine there (if any of that story is true). During ALL of this she was doing all the sports and travelling for it. Choreographing and attending talents shows. Getting sexy sexual with any and everyone.
Her tragic backstory is a mess. I'd love to see someone to sit her down with a pen and some paper and force her to detail the timeline of her traaauma. Just lay it all out, all the sob stories, all the extra lies she shoves in there.
I still believe once she got taken from the crackhead parents, she was treated like a delicate princess by everyone and it just never stopped. She's been pulling the '''poor me, I'm a foster kid'' since she was a child and it 100% worked to her benefit every single time. The fact she is still doing it as a grown woman is tacky as all hell.
Her tragic backstory is a mess. I'd love to see someone to sit her down with a pen and some paper and force her to detail the timeline of her traaauma. Just lay it all out, all the sob stories, all the extra lies she shoves in there.
I still believe once she got taken from the crackhead parents, she was treated like a delicate princess by everyone and it just never stopped. She's been pulling the '''poor me, I'm a foster kid'' since she was a child and it 100% worked to her benefit every single time. The fact she is still doing it as a grown woman is tacky as all hell.
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she didn’t bring it into the bedroom though, she brought the sexuality to the kitchen like the sexy sex kitten she is
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Thank youuu, you just saved me a couple minutes
Now then, can't wait to hear regurgitated information with a side of porcus iratus.
100 Questions: Grand Finale, the Wrath of the Porcus
Tl;dw: opening shot of her royal fatness sporting a camo tarp, probably originally intended for military use. Gives us her usual disclaimer and then we get into the finale of the 100 questions (of which an estimated, idk, 8 were from actual people)
Q: What is the update on the BPD therapist for you?
A: Said she has to find a new one because the other one is in Wisconsin (so no, how surprising)
Q: Would you daily weigh-ins for YouTube again?
A: Not for Youtube, but she will do weigh ins once she starts semaglutide (uhuh)
Q: When was the last time you spoke to your brothers or dad?
A: She doesn't speal to her dad, but loves him unconditionally, but she also gets updates on him because she worries about him (says like 1.5 years ago), one talked to her brothers 1-2 weeks ago. Then Emily Franz calls and we get this frame of her looking super speddy.
Q: How tall are you?
A: 5' 3" (roughly 160cm) and says that people say she's a lot shorter than they thought she'd be
Q: What's something you want to do on your YouTube channel that you haven't done before?
A: Fanart content with a cash prize (memories of that giveaway that never happened come to mind)
Q: You faced a lot of hate online over the years. Do you ever feel like you deserved some of it? Do you feel misunderstood?
A: "I don't think I've done anything that deserves downright hatred." (let's see, two felicides, filming a TikTok while your ex picked out a tombstone, "Rain and Petals Eavesdrop"...) Says she feels very misunderstood all the time (basically she's pig mad people see through her lies)
Q: What is the exact foster care timeline?
A: Was in foster care from 8 to 18, was put into foster homes shelters and group homes until 13 years old when the govt wanted to do a trial with her parents, became a ward again at 15 yrs old, whines about how "she never knew safety" (uhuh yeah ok bitch is that why you inhaled two school lunches?) Man I guess that Skem Melk really fucked her up.
Q: Were you high filming the pizza and doritos viral video? (fatty really can't let her 0.2 seconds of "fame" go, huh)
A: Yes she smoked a lot of Delta 8
Q: Is there anything you're keeping from us?
A: Of course.
Q; What state did you grow up in because you remind me of the girls in California, especially in the way that you talk.
A: Yes, she did grow up in California (did she...? I thought she spent most of her childhood in Florida please enlighten me when exactly she was in Cali) "I sometimes like, mimic accents" you see Hambitch, that is called osmosis, your humongous blubbery mass is devoid of personality, so you siphon shit from your environment to achieve an equilibrium of pressure.
Q: Does the hate online toward Tommy (Emily Franz) reflect(?????) your relationship at all?
A: Yes they almost broke up in the beginning (I guess fatty doesn't know the difference between reflect and affect)
Q: What is something you're currently looking forward to?
A: Tommy (Emily Franz) coming to visit her.
Q: What kind of nutritionist are you seeing?
A: An RDN (Registered Dietician Nutritionist)
Q: Why won't you confirm or deny anything Alexis has said about you and Faleen (that was Jade, right?)?
A: She told Jade she was not gonna talk about her.
Q: Why do you think people glorify and accept reality TV stars or other Youtubers for doing the same exact things you do, yet you get so much hate and judgement for the exact same things?
A: Ahh, there is the Magnum Porcus, says it's "fun to hate the fat girl" eheh yes it is, and honestly we should bring back the natural predator of fatties, fags and trannies alike, the famous high school bully.
Q: What is something that you think isn't fair, that the haters or reaction channels have done?
A: Says the same thing as during the previous question, how there's communities that thrive on talking badly about her (and what a thriving community we, too, have )
Q: Have you had any BPD episodes in your current relationship with Tommy (Emily Franz)?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you bring food into the bedroom sexually?
A: Says she doesn't (lmao ok sure fatty)
Q: Are you having any negative thoughts about starting semaglutide again?
A: Yes, she doesn't like medicine, worries about side effects (if only she was that worried about the side effects of eating 5k+ calories a day)
Q: What was your first kiss like with Tommy (Emily Franz) and who kissed who first?
A: Tries to give us her super dainty spiel, it was Emily and gives us a shitty generic description
Q: Did you have sex with Tommy (Emily Franz) the first day that you met her in person?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you want to marry Tommy (Emily Franz)?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you really believe ZM needs you to maintain the amount of money he's currently making on YouTube?
A: The answer basically boils down to yes.
Q: Do you strike reaction channels.
A: She "striked" a bunch of reaction channels a few years ago. And says that some reactors falsely claim that she struck them.
Fatty then congratulates herself on answering 100 questions and doing the bare fucking minimum. The end.
Tl;dw: opening shot of her royal fatness sporting a camo tarp, probably originally intended for military use. Gives us her usual disclaimer and then we get into the finale of the 100 questions (of which an estimated, idk, 8 were from actual people)
Q: What is the update on the BPD therapist for you?
A: Said she has to find a new one because the other one is in Wisconsin (so no, how surprising)
Q: Would you daily weigh-ins for YouTube again?
A: Not for Youtube, but she will do weigh ins once she starts semaglutide (uhuh)
Q: When was the last time you spoke to your brothers or dad?
A: She doesn't speal to her dad, but loves him unconditionally, but she also gets updates on him because she worries about him (says like 1.5 years ago), one talked to her brothers 1-2 weeks ago. Then Emily Franz calls and we get this frame of her looking super speddy.
Also aside from her looking rotund and retarded, can I fucking talk about her weird ass hand for a minute? How the fuck can a human hand look so...bloated? This shit looks like you took a surgical glove and blew it up. Goddamn disgusting nasty ass pig, I'm pretty sure from a certain angle that shit'd look like a pig trotter, complete with floral foam nail paint. Imagine holding that hand, how would that shit feel like? Methinks it'd be like mushed up jello in a skin glove. Anyway I'll stop myself there before I go completely off track.
A: 5' 3" (roughly 160cm) and says that people say she's a lot shorter than they thought she'd be
Q: What's something you want to do on your YouTube channel that you haven't done before?
A: Fanart content with a cash prize (memories of that giveaway that never happened come to mind)
Q: You faced a lot of hate online over the years. Do you ever feel like you deserved some of it? Do you feel misunderstood?
A: "I don't think I've done anything that deserves downright hatred." (let's see, two felicides, filming a TikTok while your ex picked out a tombstone, "Rain and Petals Eavesdrop"...) Says she feels very misunderstood all the time (basically she's pig mad people see through her lies)
Q: What is the exact foster care timeline?
A: Was in foster care from 8 to 18, was put into foster homes shelters and group homes until 13 years old when the govt wanted to do a trial with her parents, became a ward again at 15 yrs old, whines about how "she never knew safety" (uhuh yeah ok bitch is that why you inhaled two school lunches?) Man I guess that Skem Melk really fucked her up.
Q: Were you high filming the pizza and doritos viral video? (fatty really can't let her 0.2 seconds of "fame" go, huh)
A: Yes she smoked a lot of Delta 8
Q: Is there anything you're keeping from us?
A: Of course.
Q; What state did you grow up in because you remind me of the girls in California, especially in the way that you talk.
A: Yes, she did grow up in California (did she...? I thought she spent most of her childhood in Florida please enlighten me when exactly she was in Cali) "I sometimes like, mimic accents" you see Hambitch, that is called osmosis, your humongous blubbery mass is devoid of personality, so you siphon shit from your environment to achieve an equilibrium of pressure.
Q: Does the hate online toward Tommy (Emily Franz) reflect(?????) your relationship at all?
A: Yes they almost broke up in the beginning (I guess fatty doesn't know the difference between reflect and affect)
Q: What is something you're currently looking forward to?
A: Tommy (Emily Franz) coming to visit her.
Q: Are you going to get your pets microchipped?
A: Says yes in the end but... "Like, I never in a million years thought something would happened to my babies like that, like I genuinely didn't, like it feels like a freak accident, but I suck, accidents happen"
Accidents, huh? The day where you suffer an "accident" of your own cannot come soon enough. Rot in hell, Amber.Q: What kind of nutritionist are you seeing?
A: An RDN (Registered Dietician Nutritionist)
Q: Why won't you confirm or deny anything Alexis has said about you and Faleen (that was Jade, right?)?
A: She told Jade she was not gonna talk about her.
Q: Why do you think people glorify and accept reality TV stars or other Youtubers for doing the same exact things you do, yet you get so much hate and judgement for the exact same things?
A: Ahh, there is the Magnum Porcus, says it's "fun to hate the fat girl" eheh yes it is, and honestly we should bring back the natural predator of fatties, fags and trannies alike, the famous high school bully.
Q: What is something that you think isn't fair, that the haters or reaction channels have done?
A: Says the same thing as during the previous question, how there's communities that thrive on talking badly about her (and what a thriving community we, too, have
)Q: Have you had any BPD episodes in your current relationship with Tommy (Emily Franz)?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you bring food into the bedroom sexually?
A: Says she doesn't (lmao ok sure fatty)
Q: Are you having any negative thoughts about starting semaglutide again?
A: Yes, she doesn't like medicine, worries about side effects (if only she was that worried about the side effects of eating 5k+ calories a day)
Q: What was your first kiss like with Tommy (Emily Franz) and who kissed who first?
A: Tries to give us her super dainty spiel, it was Emily and gives us a shitty generic description
Q: Did you have sex with Tommy (Emily Franz) the first day that you met her in person?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you want to marry Tommy (Emily Franz)?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you really believe ZM needs you to maintain the amount of money he's currently making on YouTube?
A: The answer basically boils down to yes.
Q: Do you strike reaction channels.
A: She "striked" a bunch of reaction channels a few years ago. And says that some reactors falsely claim that she struck them.
Fatty then congratulates herself on answering 100 questions and doing the bare fucking minimum. The end.
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"I had a therapist in Wisconsin but I don't live in Wisconsin SeEeEeEeEeEew"
So why would you even look for a therapist if you weren't living there? This dumb bitch tells on herself every fucking time.
Also lol at the "why do you think OtHeR YeWToObErS get away with blah blah blah", she is 100% asking herself this shit
So why would you even look for a therapist if you weren't living there? This dumb bitch tells on herself every fucking time.
Also lol at the "why do you think OtHeR YeWToObErS get away with blah blah blah", she is 100% asking herself this shit
Autistic Asparagus
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Is it possible that once her parents got rid of her, they didn’t want her fat ass back? After all, she was probably eating all their drug money up.
Because she thought Emily was going to let her move in. Also, she’s so retarded, almost all therapists nowadays will do virtual appointments over FaceTime or Zoom. They even sometimes use a secure medical video chat. She’s just making excuses.
911truth4kidz
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A therapist cannot practice outside of the state(s) they’re licensed in, especially if they don’t exist.
Autistic Asparagus
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According to google, it depends on state laws where the therapist and patient live.
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Rarity isn't gone because of an accident.
"Accident" implies no intention or known cause.
Leaving a door standing open while your cats are wandering around is not an accident.
"Accident" implies no intention or known cause.
Leaving a door standing open while your cats are wandering around is not an accident.
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She also changed the pillow each time as well
kittyluvr28
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From reddit - someone allegedly found one of the missing posters for Rarity.
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Autistic Asparagus
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That’s such a tiny picture of the cat and a terrible angle too. How did she expect anyone to notice it or identify her from it?
ETA- That spelling of Gray makes me want to cry
Shutting All The Windows
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You forgot how she was such a star at soccer.
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Late to be nitpicky..but.. Is it just me or is it odd to say THAT particular major cross street?
North Oakwood is a much bigger and more recognizable street name, where Honey Creek is just a small local neighborhood road that isnt a throughfare. The local area's park is even NAMED North Oakwood Road Park, and the elementary school is named Oakwood.
mastergabe
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Spidey Lex restored the Youtube videos on her channel. Before the Fat Narc ALR manipulates this so-called "bestie friend" into taking down these videos again, videos are archived here. When dealing with ANY narc and their dispektful tactics, it's best to always screenshot or download and save any proof of their life work before it gets inevitably taken down or mysteriously disappears.
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