🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Fergusson said:
For someone who seems to worry about lot about her appearance with the makeup, her hair, nails, etc, the fact that she does absolutely nothing about treating her lymphedema is bizarre
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She only cares what the upper half of her body looks like, since that's what she sees looking back at herself in her videos. She wants her legs covered up, but she doesn't care if she's got small holes in her worn out leggings or if her cheap ballet flats look like Dollar Store shit.
powdered toast said:
I'm pretty sure Emily has those laygs on video
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Emily seems creepy enough to sneak videos when Amber is sleeping or blackout drunk.
Unreachable Twat said:
I can't wait til she's poor enough to have to reveal the moss and mushrooms for money
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I'm waiting for Amber's youtube income to drop just enough that she can't afford her own apartment anymore. Then she'll have to rent a room in another rural fag shack, probably with an unstable pooner or two. We'll finally get the occasional entertaining content.
 
While half the US is waiting to die in snow, ice, or tornadoes in Mother Nature's latest hissy fit, let's take a moment to remember that Amber hauled her pets to Wisconsin for what was an extended dirty weekend, and while she was there Amber deliberately left a door open and precious Rarity cat got out and was lost.
After Rarity got outside in an area that was strange to her, Amber did NOT ask for help getting her back, in fact she did the exact opposite of that and tried to keep it a secret and actually got very angry when news of Rarity's plight was discovered.

Emily? I hope you're feeding Amber only the finest heavy cream and melted butter, and I hope you're taking every penny made from the porn being produced from this.

Godspeed, Amber. 🪦
 
FatalTater said:
While half the US is waiting to die in snow, ice, or tornadoes in Mother Nature's latest hissy fit, let's take a moment to remember that Amber hauled her pets to Wisconsin for what was an extended dirty weekend, and while she was there Amber deliberately left a door open and precious Rarity cat got out and was lost.
After Rarity got outside in an area that was strange to her, Amber did NOT ask for help getting her back, in fact she did the exact opposite of that and tried to keep it a secret and actually got very angry when news of Rarity's plight was discovered.

Emily? I hope you're feeding Amber only the finest heavy cream and melted butter, and I hope you're taking every penny made from the porn being produced from this.

Godspeed, Amber. 🪦
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It's good to imagine that Rarity got the good ending and is in a loving home without a titan chicken nugget stomping around the house squealing throughout the day.
 
Jerbear89 said:
when amber and emily break up i hope emily goes scorched earth on amber amber pretty much ruined her life
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Hopefully wanna be famous FeederFag will sabotage the semiglutide “jorneee”. .. sending ALR into a psychotic break, cos it’s either Emily or her mobility...

Emily is HATED by all. She would have to expose fatty to get her Alexpiss-esque 15 minutes, And.. Let’s face it, she’s been trying to make it since MySpace.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
For someone who seems to worry about lot about her appearance with the makeup, her hair, nails, etc, the fact that she does absolutely nothing about treating her lymphedema is bizarre. I know someone who, after a mastectomy, needs to bandage her arm. She does it religiously and it shows good results, Amber went to a specialist only once and never went back. Her health does not seems to matter to her and her appearance only matter above the shoulder blades.
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I wondered the same thing, I think she uses make-up, accessories and hair as a distraction, she wants her head and upper body to the the focal point of attention, the problem is that she's 550lbs and it's impossible to not notice her deformed body.
I don't understand how anyone can be attracted by her, she probably looks like Jabba the Hutt naked.
 
Fatty would look more respectable if she lived in maxi dresses and long cardigans. Why is she incapable of dressing herself appropriately? She could let her mountainous legs breathe in a maxi dress at least.

I've noticed she's kind of left the full blown toddler style behind. I imagine that's due to replicating someone else but I'm glad there are no more tiny bows and neon plastic jewellery.
 
dfranki723 said:
Fatty would look more respectable if she lived in maxi dresses and long cardigans. Why is she incapable of dressing herself appropriately? She could let her mountainous legs breathe in a maxi dress at least.
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she does wear maxi dresses, that's what her tops are supposed to be. the only way to get any fabric around her whole circumference would be to get it custom made. I feel like she is too paranoid to set the layg monster free, that is what she is most self conscious about so there is no way she would even show ankle.
 
It is a sad day when Hambo's content is so stale that we fight amongst ourselves instead of saying she's fat and we wouldn't have sex with her. Though hardly surprising, having to see her boring ass videos for myself.

Anyway, slap me with Rainbows and call me a fag but I'm optimistic for this year regarding our gorl. She's already debased herself during vlogmas showing a glimpse of layuurg with those lace lined yoga pants, has started the new year fuming about no one believing her, and we saw her retarded attempt at being sexy.

Here's hoping the Emily Franz factor causes her to spiral even further.
 
dfranki723 said:
I've noticed she's kind of left the full blown toddler style behind. I imagine that's due to replicating someone else but I'm glad there are no more tiny bows and neon plastic jewellery.
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I kind of miss Toddlerlynn, because that was her trying to convince herself she wasn’t aging out of being a dainty teenage gorl in the physical sense, still stuck there in a state of Major arrested development.

If it’s even remotely true that Emily prefers her fattened up hogs totally naked (or close to it), we may just see more skin on Amber as time goes on if this relationship doesn’t sink itself.
 
spergsperg55 said:
she does wear maxi dresses, that's what her tops are supposed to be. the only way to get any fabric around her whole circumference would be to get it custom made. I feel like she is too paranoid to set the layg monster free, that is what she is most self conscious about so there is no way she would even show ankle.
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No no no. She has worn one ACTUAL maxi dress that I can remember, it went all the way to the floor. May have been when she was with Becky. She did have one but I've only seen it once and it's the only thing that hid her legs. They exist, I think she just wants to flash off other parts of her body for some fucking reason.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
It is a sad day when Hambo's content is so stale that we fight amongst ourselves instead of saying she's fat and we wouldn't have sex with her. Though hardly surprising, having to see her boring ass videos for myself.

Anyway, slap me with Rainbows and call me a fag but I'm optimistic for this year regarding our gorl. She's already debased herself during vlogmas showing a glimpse of layuurg with those lace lined yoga pants, has started the new year fuming about no one believing her, and we saw her retarded attempt at being sexy.

Here's hoping the Emily Franz factor causes her to spiral even further.
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Fag, but in a loving way.

About the laygs, I think Amber has dissociated herself from them in some way. She only films herself from the chest up, bet she doesn’t ever look lower than that in the mirror. We know she ignored a several years long period before.

If she does show the legs, she goes from death fat to horror cow.
 
In the subject of her leggings: Amber has limited options for clothing and the leggings are probably one of the few items available that will cover her legs.

What some might not have thought about is that the leggings are a necessity by now.
The terrible chub rub she would have if she didn’t wear the leggings, skin full of sores and open wounds, the ankle balls dragging and scraping on the ground with every step, pets jumping on her with unclipped nails, and even a little scrape.

All those things could lead up to a serious infection, or at least a painful wound that wouldn’t heal, the leggings are protecting her skin at least a little, I don’t think she could manage to move around much and would probably have lost a foot to infection by now if it wasn’t for them.

Anyways I too wanna see legs but I don’t think it will be soon.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
lol newfag

I reiterate - stop shitting up the thread. We're here to discuss Amber, not for you to be a faggot.

On topic, went browsing to see if Rarity's posted on /any/ of the missing feline sites that service the Oshkosh area.

She's nowhere to be found. At all. Not on the Humane Society facebook page(s), not on LostMyKitty, not on PetcoLove, not on the Humane Society page itself, not on PetFBI. There's not a single site I can locate that has Rarity on it as a missing kitty.

M'thinks the efforts to find her have been abandoned. Which makes me wonder if she was indeed the dead splattered female, chipless, fully clawed gray cat that was announced, where Amber went "NUH UH THE SHELTER CONTACTED ME AND SAID DON'T BOTHER IT'S NAAAASTAY-UH AND DEFINITELY NOT RARITY."

Guess we'll never know.
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funny, she says in the last video she's still waiting for rarity to come home. if she checked out the ran over cat I think people would've seen it as taking responsibility instead she just didn't want to see that it was likely her cat she had to scrape off the road and left her there.
 
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