🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She ate half a piece of chocolate cake then doused the rest in salt so she wouldn't be "tenpted". Because will-power is out and disordered eating is all the rage!
 
Did anyone follow Amber around to make sure no doors were left open around the animals?

The weight loss thing is so performative, but it really makes me think Emily has either completely dumped her or is at least is not falling in line when Amber snaps her fingers.
Sort of has a "Oh yeah? Well maybe I'll destroy the one thing about myself that I know you like" vibe to it.

She isn't going to lose weight. Amber likes being fat.
 
Lidl Drip said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W6GX95dVGRA
In this video Animal-lover-lynn goes to a Christmas party with Mamalynn where they have tons of exotic animals as a "petting zoo" at a super loud party with tons of people and kids running around. Everyone get to hold and touch them. The animals look really stressed out, there's a curled up Armadillo (they are nocturnal) being handed around, an otter, a kangaroo baby(?), a fucking lemur and a snake. Every person at the party gets to grab at them and loudly "OOOOO" and "AAAAAA". Those poor things, fucking awful.
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Why must these deathfats always find abusive zoos, "petting zoos" and animal exhibits? This is as bad as Chantal's tranquilizered large cat bullshit in Thailand. I hope everyone involved gets a stocking full of shit.
 
our family went to one of those zoos when I was younger. It was cool at the time, I got to feed a sloth and play with a sand cat, but looking back theres just no way ANY of that was legal, and while I did my best to be careful with the Critters, I just know theres no way that shrieking bitch was. *sigh*
 
Lidl Drip said:
Amber is such a dainty 600lb little picky eater, she just had a teeny tiny nibble on a chikkun nuggets and then gets the ick and throws aaaalll the food away you guise. She is totally grossed out by it! She has sooooo many quirky quirks when it comes to food because she is soooo dainty, basically anorexic.

Seriously bish, we see you. You are FAT, everyone knows you inhale food without even chewing when the camera isn't on. Not fooling anybody with this weird acting. I wouldn't be surprised if she regularly raids trashcans for food with how much she's overcompensating with this weird "omg the jar didn't pop, so icky! omg the oil is one day past expiration, sooo gross!" charade.
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Her latest "food anxiety" routine is so damn annoying. No way in hell you get to 600 ellbees if food makes you "anxious". Now she's moved on to performative wastefulness by rendering food inedible before throwing it away. Implying she has 0 restraint and would eat it out of the trash can if it wasn't destroyed. Because we all know once the camera's off she's back to gorging on everything that totally gave her the ick.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Her latest "food anxiety" routine is so damn annoying. No way in hell you get to 600 ellbees if food makes you "anxious". Now she's moved on to performative wastefulness by rendering food inedible before throwing it away. Implying she has 0 restraint and would eat it out of the trash can if it wasn't destroyed. Because we all know once the camera's off she's back to gorging on everything that totally gave her the ick.
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It feels like she reads online ED forums or maybe browses ED tiktok/twitter and is trying to copy what she sees anorexic and bulimic girls do. Like the whole "omg this food gives me super bad anxiety and grosses me out so much I can barely touch it" is definitely an ana-chan thing she is trying to imitate. Same with the weird food combinations like raw veggies with mustard and putting hot sauce on everything. It's something ana-chan's do as well. She desperately wants to have Anorexia instead of BED and thinks if she just copies weird quirky things that ana-chan's do she will seem just as dainty as them, not realizing that she just looks massively retarded because she is 600lb.
 
Fat Amber likes to show food waste so that people will go into her comment section to ree about it.

She doesn't give a single fuck about anyone's opinions or advice.
It's all for clicks, views, thumbs up/down, and interaction.

Unsubscribe and stop putting money in her pocket. That might get her attention.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
It feels like she reads online ED forums or maybe browses ED tiktok/twitter and is trying to copy what she sees anorexic and bulimic girls do. Like the whole "omg this food gives me super bad anxiety and grosses me out so much I can barely touch it" is definitely an ana-chan thing she is trying to imitate. Same with the weird food combinations like raw veggies with mustard and putting hot sauce on everything. It's something ana-chan's do as well. She desperately wants to have Anorexia instead of BED and thinks if she just copies weird quirky things that ana-chan's do she will seem just as dainty as them, not realizing that she just looks massively retarded because she is 600lb.
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I have high suspicion Amber uses this forum, it's probably one of the OG eating disorder websites for people like Eugenia Cooney, ashley, people with BED, Orthorexia, pretty much any food disorder you can think of, people go on there and "support" each other. Let's just say you can find a lot of support in the form of great ways to purge yourself, hide food, best foods to binge on and purge up, support.. yeah right.

They had to revamp it a lot due to threat of being taken down I believe, so now they try to appear as a support forum.

https://www.edsupportforum.com/

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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Her latest "food anxiety" routine is so damn annoying. No way in hell you get to 600 ellbees if food makes you "anxious". Now she's moved on to performative wastefulness by rendering food inedible before throwing it away. Implying she has 0 restraint and would eat it out of the trash can if it wasn't destroyed. Because we all know once the camera's off she's back to gorging on everything that totally gave her the ick.
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Lidl Drip said:
She desperately wants to have Anorexia instead of BED and thinks if she just copies weird quirky things that ana-chan's do she will seem just as dainty as them, not realizing that she just looks massively retarded because she is 600lb.
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I don’t think the behaviour is that deep. Believe it or not, it’s common advice in the WLS community, as in bin the food and pour detergent on it. Sure it’s wasteful of unopened food, which especially at this time of year can be readily donated to food banks via many local supermarkets or churches. Opened foods though, can’t be donated so you might as well just destroy it if you dont have family or friends who’ll take it off your hands. The problem for Amber will be that she’ll just order those binge foods again for her planned cheat days (that generally means the diet is over), which defeats the purpose of a clean out the cupboards and the fridge/freezer. The other well touted advice is to eat slowly and when the no longer hungry feeling comes in, bin whatever is left on your plate. You don’t go back for a second go. People pretty soon can learn more appropriate portion sizes when they do this. Amber won’t though.
 
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So, we're at the end at last.
Vlogmas Part 25: An End to Suffering (mine, to be more specific)



Hm. Looks like fatty is having a day out. I'd give her credit, but of course she goes to the animal equivalent of a Chinese sweatshop. May you not be so lucky next time you decide to deepthroat a potato and may your own shit be upon you as you pay the price for your gluttony. Anyway, one last time (at least for vlogmas)

Tl;dw: opening shot of fatty wearing that black woollen mesh shirt, claims her mom was excited about her coming back to Oklahoma so she could go to her Christmas party (work related). We're then at the Christmas party, where first we see some actual fucking slop like wtf-
is this what passes for food?
Gray looking mashed potatoes, gravy, a sad looking piece of bread, meat(?) dryer than a desert (or Hambo's sex life) and green beans.​
Now we get to the part that is almost certainly illegal and absolutely should be if it's not: Exotic animals, many of which have close to no history of domestication, being passed around at a loud party like commodities for a bunch of inconsiderate fucks to amuse themselves with. I could go on an enraged and angry tirade, but I'd rather get this wrapped up, so I'll just say fuck everyone involved in organizing this shit and those that participate. We see Amber and Methmomma harass a baby kangaroo, a bearded dragon, an otter, who, by the way tries to rescue the choker from suffering fatty's folds
It was a good try
Our intrepid hero recoiling from stench hitherto unbeknownst in his quest to save the choker.​
Sadly, he doesn't succeed, we then see a skink, an animal I'm not even sure Amber could name, looking incredibly displeased about this situation in general.
Poor skink
Hmmm...
They are tho
Yes.​
Next, we see Hambo don a snake that recently shed. After that, she harasses a lemur and an armadillo that's curled up (Newsflash Catkiller&Animalabuserlynn, that means it's trying to defend itself.)
(Alr, AN situation type deal here but CILF just got back from a session of board games and drinks with the family so apologies if I get a lil' heated.)
Leave the animals alone bitch
(Like this visual of Cat Killer Hellbound Hambeast holding a frightened nocturnal animal already makes my blood boil but I'll move on before I get too emotional.)​
We're now back home after this day of harassing animals (let's just hope that this cunt didn't leave any doors open this time.) Hambo got 20$ from her mom's boss giving out envelopes and we get a torrid haul. Thankfully, we are spared the visual of our lard golem trying on new tarps (lazy fucking bitch this is literally your only job). She does make the interesting claim though that the point of mesh clothing is to be tight. Ehrm, no fatty try again, mesh is more commonly used for its breathability and temprature regulation, or to be a whore at the club showing off your goods (I'm more inclined to think she's doing it for the latter). Talks more about the flower coloring book she got Emily Franz, allegedly responding to viewer requests.

Anyway, in the next scene fatty has her hair in that extra shit bun again. Talks about how she doesn't know what to wear at times. Shows us what she might plan to wear during the holidays, teases a potential livestream but we'll see Ig.
hmmmm
Also what the hell is this Pac-Man thing? Since when has she had this?​
In any case, orders herself dinner from Red Lobster. Holy fuck she just said excuse me in the most annoying fucking way. She eats the dynamite shrimp and some noodle dish. Says she won't eat the entire fucking thing off-screen. Holy shit, also eats ice cream and chocolate cake, fat fuck. So now she- guurrrghhhruuhh?????
You need to get beaten
Fatty fucking salts the rest of the cake and pasta.​
Instead of just developing even the tiniest shred of willpower, fatty just salts the shit to make it inedible. If this is baiting for rage it's working because I'm starting to get MATI. Fatty says that you gotta do what you gotta do to prevent yourself from overeating and you shouldn't let people shame you for it. Well, I say people who do shit like this should be subjected to public beatings but what do I know 🤷‍♂️ .

Anyway, the end is finally in sight as fatso gives her vlogmas outro speech. It's nothing worth noting, just her congratulating herself on doing the bare minimum and vague my feelsing over her relationship, also mentions the Bubble E-Lich concert. Claims holding a baby kangaroo was always a drea, for her (how...specific).

So we're ending it with fanart and-
RIP Rarity
:'(
Hmph. I thought we weren't gonna acknowledge Rarity anymore.
Compressed
Lmao nice smush face.
How much heavier would her waterlogged carcass be?
WaterloggedCorpseLynn.
Cheap indie game on Steam looking ass
AU where our girl has FAS or smth.
Who tf?
This doesn't even look like Amber lol.
Middle-aged fat yeast bun
Gives me YDHB vibes tbh.
Lowkey disgusting ngl
This looks like something you'd see in WarioWare if you failed the MicroGame.
???
Looks off.
Seriously?
Alr, funny joke whoever made this, but why tf did you frame it?
And with that, Vlogmas is over at long fucking last.​
FInally, Vlogmas is over. Gotta be real, these last few ones were especially shit, gorl completely ran out of steam and made the laziest fucking content ever. Anyway, I already said it yesterday, but Merry Christmas to all of you.

Edited for spelling. Also to say that I love all of you autists and this community. :feels: :feels: :feels:
 
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Lidl Drip said:
It feels like she reads online ED forums or maybe browses ED tiktok/twitter and is trying to copy what she sees anorexic and bulimic girls do. Like the whole "omg this food gives me super bad anxiety and grosses me out so much I can barely touch it" is definitely an ana-chan thing she is trying to imitate. Same with the weird food combinations like raw veggies with mustard and putting hot sauce on everything. It's something ana-chan's do as well. She desperately wants to have Anorexia instead of BED and thinks if she just copies weird quirky things that ana-chan's do she will seem just as dainty as them, not realizing that she just looks massively retarded because she is 600lb.
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she always has. every trend she has followed for “weight loss” has centered around ED stuff from tumblr onward. it’s 100% her following ED tumblrs back when that was a thing, thinking she could become those skinny skellies, and making a youtube chan.

imo her entire channel has been built on an eating disorder she felt so bad about and she couldn’t get a hold of that she ate herself into 600elbees.. outta absolutely no self control whatsoever. the ana chans can at least say no to taco bell.

i feel she is so lazy or resigned she couldn’t even refrain from food to get sympathy and god damn. for amber food > attention.
all of her quirks with eating (liquid ameeeenos, water instead of oil in cooking, mustard (zero calories)) etc all classic ED tumblr shit.

fat cat killer is dumb as rocks and lifeless as soggy bread
 
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