🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I hope the feeder feeds her up to 600lb-700lb, and we can have the bed-bound arc next year as the final chapter. She dies because of her weight on Christmas Eve 2025.

This Mexican food plate looks like Indian slop.
 
RanchRanchLover said:
I don't want to seem rude either but honestly if someone served this, especially whatever is in Amber's plate top right, in a restaurant to people here they wouldn't touch it. It looks horrific. It probably tastes amazing but some people eat with their eyes.
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It probably looked exactly the same when it came out of Amber's ass later that night. Actually, It looks like something chantals fake husband would want to do on white womens face.

ETA in that thumbnail she used for the video it is hard to tell who is older, her mom or her, and she wants us to believe someone thought she was a teenager? And I'm honestly not even saying that because she is a repulsive pig, she honestly looks the same age as her mom.
 
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Alright then, back to boring reality. Do wonder if Mommalynn ever thought it would come to this when she did meth and shat out Amber all those years ago.

Vlogmas Part 19: The Fat and the Wrinkly

tl;dw: opening shot of fatty talking and then putting on a necklace, reiterates again that she likes to have her necklaces shorter because she literally has nothing of substance to talk about. Also I only figured out now that she probably wants it that way so that her necklaces to disappear in the canyon formed by her pathetic tits. Spergs more about anxiedyyy, this time of the necklace variety.

New shot and she now shows off wrapping paper and Christmas present packaging for way too long. We are then at a Mexican restaurant where they eat food that looks better than if Amber cooked it.

Ancient
How old is Christine again? She looks ancient. Probably some long term effects of meth...
For our next scene we're in the car once more and-
Soon, the necklace will go the way of the choker
NOO! Hang on choker!
So for our next scene our heroines, hungry for adventure, go get their nails done which results in this.
Shrek Claws
Both of these look awful but holy fuck Amber's Shrek claws HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.​
So, moving on, we're now dollar tree, where Amber buys assorted crap like a Christmas tree soap dispenser and actually useful stuff like scissors and double sided tape. Back home, we now get the "long awaited" torrid haul. Which is really only one thingfor now.
New Skin unlocked: Black on black on black
Damn looks like shit who would've guessed.
Goes on to talk about her TikTok for hopefully the last time. Finally, before we are released from this instance of vlogmas, she shows off some fanart.
New Artist?
Hm. They included her mega jowls and wonky eyewings.
We will follow your career with great interest
Her ears are disappearing, very true to life.
Clearly a very up and coming artiste at work here.​
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Eh. I suppose this isn't the worst vlogmas has to offer. Still boring tho.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
I'm not deep into gorlworld lore, but I think it was Beck or Destiny who confirmed that the wiping stick morbidly obese amerisharts use was also used to make certain "marital aids" reach down there. Truly awful to think about.
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Brittany stated it as fact when talking to Jordy on a livestream (but there were no pictures or text messages to fully "prove" it - thank GOD).
(For those new or who have forgotten: Brittany was the addiction counselor wife of the butch prison guard Erica. Erica was "Valentine", the mystery girlfriend Amber was desperately trying to get to move in with her from a month after she broke up with Jade all the way until Amber announced Emily to her audience just this past summer).

Regardless of what you say re: the visual appeal of those plates of food, they sure look nice and SOFT. And with Kristine having to "chew" with plastic uppers and bare gums, and Amber's body "rejecting" another tooth every year, I'm sure that's one of the most important factors in deciding where to eat. The plates also look massively full and HEAVY; another important deciding factor for Amber.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Imagine paying to eat this pig trough slop. Only white trash Amerisharts would shovel this into their mouth. Looks like someone already ate it once before.
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Woe to you if you ever travel to Mexico. Looks real, REAL standard to me.

Doesn't look like there's any real kick to it, though.
 
Who knew Mexican food sold in Oklahoma City would be such a hot button?

Man, Amber, you have become so boring that your food is actually more interesting. Which isn't easy to do because she eats such shit looking food. And her Mom looks at least 60 in that vlog. Crack really fucks you forever, kids.
 
Couldn't catch the vlog the minute it went love today, therefore no
✨ Tard-Star's Take away✨ unless y'all really want one lol

Glad to see I missed liturally nothing.
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Lol wtf are those nails? :story::stress:

My guess is that they're trying to be a square medium but the nail lady made it in to a square oval.

What im trying to say with this sperg is that the nail shape doesent look intentional in any way and more like she made her drunk friend, who hates her, make them.

The color looks like mold. Love that, nice touch.
 
Terfatron said:
Lol wtf are those nails? :story::stress:

My guess is that they're trying to be a square medium but the nail lady made it in to a square oval.

What im trying to say with this sperg is that the nail shape doesent look intentional in any way and more like she made her drunk friend, who hates her, make them.

The color looks like mold. Love that, nice touch.
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Aw fuck as a nail girly I'm obligated to go look at this train wreck.
 
Super low quality image, but Krystal era frog ass while attempting to run spotted. You can see where the shelf has started to form.
 

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pick me gorl said:
Vaeplusss, the feeder fetish model that Emily was recently caught following and who she recently unfollowed has deleted her instagram. Her twitter and content pages like manyvids/clips4sale/curvage/reddit are still up. Thoughts on what happened? My guess is haydurs dmed her insta asking about Emily and ran her off the platform.
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That's crazy. Deleted her insta for that ????
 
Ok guys when y'all said it was an ugly shade of green, this is what I was expecting:
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But it's actually one of my favorite shades of green 😭

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It's like an evergreen. Granted the nails on her look AWFUL, she shouldn't be getting those God awful long square things.

The shade of green isn't good on her, either. The matte finish can look good for some colors but it's not my favorite.

Someone with fat stubby hands should opt for short to medium ROUND nails to keep harmony on the hand.

That nail shape looks so bad on her because it's not harmonious with the rest of her shape.

((Imo that nail shape is DATED and TACKY and looks bad on everyone, but that's just me))

Below is just me nail sperging 💅

Now for styles that would look good Amber...

((I know you're reading this, amber. Please don't get long nails, that is so unsanitary for someone your size))

Also nice green nails.jpgNice green nails.jpg7349fd02992173df000d726a66d6d5ab.jpg

That green could look nice, personally I think something more neutral would work best on someone like Amber because she has diabetes patches on her hands. Therefore avoiding overly dark colors with no reflection may help with the overall look. Granted at that size, there isn't really helping :(

Edited because mobile sucks, sorry ✌🏻
 
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