🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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If she wasn't so unbelievably lazy, then I'd bet Amber would 100% be into the feeder lifestyle. I mean, half of her thumbnails are of her shoving food into her mouth anyway.. she made bank by failing her diets constantly, so what difference would it make now?

Obviously YouTube wouldn't allow it, but she can just as easily start her own website and charge people like Emily a sub to watch her inhale rotisserie chickens all day. It doesn't even have to be sexualized, all she has to do is hit record and eat. You really can't dumb it down any further than that.
 
StarkRavingMad said:
You know, if Amber is perfectly fine with being fetishized by feeders online like she is with Emily, then all she needs to do is to bank on it
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She has no dignity left at all, quite literally nothing left to lose, and her reputation is already in the shitter and has been for years, so why not? She won’t do it now (she may even die before she gets the chance), but after Emily, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was more open to the idea, it’s more lucrative than youtube. But as Flan Princess said, she’s just so fucking lazy that she wouldn’t be able to maintain it just like her youtube channel where ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS FILM HER FATASS SITTING DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES! She truly fails at everything.
 
Flan Pwincess said:
If she wasn't so unbelievably lazy, then I'd bet Amber would 100% be into the feeder lifestyle. I mean, half of her thumbnails are of her shoving food into her mouth anyway.. she made bank by failing her diets constantly, so what difference would it make now?

Obviously YouTube wouldn't allow it, but she can just as easily start her own website and charge people like Emily a sub to watch her inhale rotisserie chickens all day. It doesn't even have to be sexualized, all she has to do is hit record and eat. You really can't dumb it down any further than that.
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I bet she could even get Emily to help her build her own site or OnlyFans page, too. lol.

She really is the laziest piece of shit.
 
Alr fatty who tf asked?

Vlogmas Part 13: Political musings of a fat uneducated slob

Tl;dw: waahh wahh I don't have someone sleeping next to me wahhh, facetimes Emily Franz directly before bed and straight after waking up (I assume this is as to not do it during her shift at Clarity Care in Oshkosh, Wisonsin if she still works there), Bingo with mom soon, fatty tries to use perfume to mask her anomalous odor,
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Oho, looks like we're so fat again we need to do pluck our "dresses", I see the feeder has done well; orders and eats corn on the cob and fried chicken, goes to bingo, back home, "it was really nice to see her again after all this time but it actually genuinely felt like no time has passed at all" yes Hambone that is because you hardly do anything and live a mockery of a human life, does a 3 in 1 Lego of a roller skate

As for why she didn't vote: She was in Wisconsin and didn't get an absentee ballot (so basically stupidity/laziness)
I know little about how voting works in America, so American Kiwis please mock and berate her on my behalf if there was a way she could've voted still, she says it sucks she wasn't able to vote for Kamala (lol)

And that's the end for today.

Boring.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=azj8Jqo8EQc
why i didn't vote in the 2024 presidential election..mp4
Alr fatty who tf asked?

Vlogmas Part 13: Political musings of a fat uneducated slob

Tl;dw: waahh wahh I don't have someone sleeping next to me wahhh, facetimes Emily Franz directly before bed and straight after waking up (I assume this is as to not do it during her shift at Clarity Care in Oshkosh, Wisonsin if she still works there), Bingo with mom soon, fatty tries to use perfume to mask her anomalous odor,
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Oho, looks like we're so fat again we need to do pluck our "dresses", I see the feeder has done well; orders and eats corn on the cob and fried chicken, goes to bingo, back home, "it was really nice to see her again after all this time but it actually genuinely felt like no time has passed at all" yes Hambone that is because you hardly do anything and live a mockery of a human life, does a 3 in 1 Lego of a roller skate

As for why she didn't vote: She was in Wisconsin and didn't get an absentee ballot (so basically stupidity/laziness)
I know little about how voting works in America, so American Kiwis please mock and berate her on my behalf if there was a way she could've voted still, she says it sucks she wasn't able to vote for Kamala (lol)

And that's the end for today.

Boring.
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Bitch isn't even registered to vote to get an absentee ballot. That is public information. She has never registered her entire adult life. But if she was she could have gotten a ballot in WI and voted.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
As for why she didn't vote: She was in Wisconsin and didn't get an absentee ballot (so basically stupidity/laziness)
I know little about how voting works in America, so American Kiwis please mock and berate her on my behalf if there was a way she could've voted still, she says it sucks she wasn't able to vote for Kamala (lol)
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Voting is a civil duty, citizens HAVE to vote otherwise they cannot complain about the political climate, Hamber is a piece of shit that does nothing, thus political affairs do not affect her , she pays taxes and whatever but unless the potential party is planning to demonetize social media platforms , Ambo could care less, she was planning on voting Kamala for the Sole reason that she is a woman of Color , Amber knows nothing about politics and how it impacts people lifes and unless Trump is planning on banning Uber eats or doordash amberlyn could care less, so her vote would be wasted.

Tldr: Ambo is a useless garbage human that cant be trusted to vote based on actual principles of politics so it's for the best that she stays away from politics.
 
I, for one, am perfectly happy with this lazy dumbass not being bothered enough to vote.

It's actually one of the more responsible things she's done, ironically. lol. If you can't be bothered to be informed about anything, then you're better off not voting.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
As for why she didn't vote: She was in Wisconsin and didn't get an absentee ballot (so basically stupidity/laziness)
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This is a lie. Some autist already proved she was never registered to vote in the first place. Shecant get "the absentee ballot etcetera etcetera" because she never registered. In fact she could have registered online remotely and then requested the absentee ballot be mailed to her in Wisconsin as she went in September. Amber has never been registered to vote.
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Early voting is a thing. If she voted she would have vlogged. Vlog the Vote or some shit of her fat ass in line or curbside voting in the handicap spot.

But there is no Amber, Amberlynn, Hambone, whatever Reid registerd in OK https://voterrecords.com/voters/ok/amber+reid/1


https://okvoterportal.okelections.gov/ enter her name and DOB of 12/27/1990

She's also not registered in Winsconsin

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Not in OK

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Not in Kentucky
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Not in Florida

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I will not post the results from Virginia and California because you must use PII to sign in, and swear that it is you doing the signing in. I'll let you guess her registration status in those states.... And yeah. I check "Amber" "Amberlynn" "Amber Lynn" "Amber-lynn", "Hamber" and "Hambone".

Related subject. Amber does not have ID. She cannot fly in the United States because she does not have a Real ID. She cannot cash checks in person because she does not have a photo ID. If she went to the OK DMV to get a "walkers ID" she would have vlogged the process and probably discussed how she didnt like the pitchur but the lady working there totally told her it was the cutest most adorable pitchur she ever seen on an ID.
 
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That wasn't really true. You don't yet need a real ID to fly yet: Enforcement of that rule keeps being delayed. I have flown several times with my non-real ID Louisiana drivers license. My state offers real IDs and non-real IDs. I don't think you can tell for sure that Amber doesn't have some type of non-real ID from her state.
 
I can’t reply directly to you @lol cow supreme but she does have an ID. It’s from KY and lists her weight in the 400s (lol) and the Necky/Failene apartment address.*
I also was the person who went through each state she has lived in and she is not currently registered to vote in any of them.
I used to have access to a system where you could use people’s names and DOB to check if they currently do or ever have held a credential in any US state. We used this to check for people trying to get licensed in my state who may have suspensions from other states. The last time I checked on Amber was earlier this year and the information above is what showed up. If she has gotten an Oklahoma ID since then I don’t know as I do not have access to the system any more.
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pippeyyy said:
But if she was she could have gotten a ballot in WI and voted.
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Incorrect, Wisconsin has based voting laws, she'd need to bring proof of residency in WI to vote there. Plus valid ID, which she probably doesn't have.

Fat bitch is coping, no way she would have voted. Even if she lived next to her polling place, even if she was registered, even if she could have mailed it. She was not gonna vote.
 
Esquilax said:
Plus valid ID, which she probably doesn't have.
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I would do anything to see her KY ID picture. That’s the one thing we couldn’t see.
I also just snort-laughed because I remembered her weight is listed as a svelte 460lbs on her ID. And I also remembered that I snort-laughed at my desk when I first read that, too.
 
Esquilax said:
Incorrect, Wisconsin has based voting laws, she'd need to bring proof of residency in WI to vote there. Plus valid ID, which she probably doesn't have.

Fat bitch is coping, no way she would have voted. Even if she lived next to her polling place, even if she was registered, even if she could have mailed it. She was not gonna vote.
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She'd vote in the election in OK. I was out of state for the election and just got my absentee ballot and voted. You just mail it.

Edit: I didn't know she never even got an OK ID but should have known. She's so fucking lazy.
 
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pippeyyy said:
She'd vote in the election in OK. I was out of state for the election and just got my absentee ballot and voted. You just mail it.
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1. She’s not an OK resident technically as her ID is from KY. She would be voting absentee for KY.

But remember!

2. SHE’S NOT FUCKING REGISTERED TO VOTE AT ALL ANYWHERE IN THE USA LOL.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
I can’t reply directly to you @lol cow supreme but she does have an ID. It’s from KY and lists her weight in the 400s (lol) and the Necky/Failene apartment address.*
I also was the person who went through each state she has lived in and she is not currently registered to vote in any of them.
I used to have access to a system where you could use people’s names and DOB to check if they currently do or ever have held a credential in any US state. We used this to check for people trying to get licensed in my state who may have suspensions from other states. The last time I checked on Amber was earlier this year and the information above is what showed up. If she has gotten an Oklahoma ID since then I don’t know as I do not have access to the system any more.
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I believe you but how do you know? Just curious if the pic of it is floating somewhere
 
To the person who mentioned Amber having the figure of Pizza from Spaceballs, I can't stop thinking about that. I guess the robot guy would be Emily.
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Anyway here they are lol. I have nothing of actual substance to add.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
She’s not an OK resident technically as her ID is from KY. She would be voting absentee for KY.
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She's an OK resident as she has her only residence in OK. You could argue "But it says true, fixed and permanent". Dont worry the law thought of uhaul lesbians. Also love that it refers to people as "HE" still in the law. Eat it Hambone.


(a) An Oklahoma resident is a person domiciled in this state. "Domicile" is the place established as a person's true, fixed, and permanent home. A domicile, once established, remains until a new one is established. (Amber indeed has established a domicile in OK by living there for over a year)

(b) One is presumed to retain his Oklahoma residency if he has:
(1) An Oklahoma Homestead Exemption; (No)
(2) His family remains in Oklahoma; (Amber's family does indeed remail. Maybe this means wife/kids and not mom/aunt?)
(3) He retains an Oklahoma drivers license; (LOL that would be hilarious. NO)
(4) He intends to return to Oklahoma; or (LOL again. I dont believe she ever intended to return from WI. NO)
(5) He has not abandoned his Oklahoma residence.(Amber did not abandon her Oklahoma residence)
Okla. Admin. Code § 710:50-3-36

Amended at 14 Ok Reg 2699, eff 6-26-97


Okla. Admin. Code § 710:50-3-36

She also does not meet Kentucky's resident requirements, and could not vote there legally. But i wont bore you with that.

 
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