🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
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separated at birth?
 
BubblezMcThreee said:
That makes sense. The photo was taken from the Oklahoma airport and Emily apparently took the picture. If Amber flew home alone and Emily was taking a photo of her departing flight, it would be from the Wisconsin airport- I think Whitman regional serves Oshkosh. If she flew with Amber, she would have arrived at okc's airport, so why would she take a photo of a random plane plane waiting to onload or offload passengers. Though I can't imagine Hamby on a plane anyway- I know people ''of size' -as the airlines likes to call them- can buy more than one ticket, but she's never done that before, as far as we know,. She'd rather drive-or rather be driven 19 hours one way, then go on a one or two hour plane flight. So I suppose Emily rented a vehicle, drove to OKC, then took a southwest airlines back home and that was her departing plane she took a photo of.

So I guess she stopped looking for Rarity, even though she said she would search for her forever. God that poor cat. I hope some nice person found her, took her to the vet and finding no microchip, thought she was a stray and decided to keep her. I hope she's warm, cozy and well fed in the home of someone that actually loves and takes care of their animals. And if she she did really die, which sadly is what my logical side tells me is unfortunately the most likely scenario, I hope it was quick and she didn't suffer.
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IF ankleballz flew back on a plane, you know she’d be vloggeeen in the terminal about how she’s so capable and not deformed, how she can do everything a normal person can. She wouldn’t pass that up - she even click-baited buying airline neck pillows to LARP being able to fly.

‘Sausage addicted kookaburra too fat to fly’
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
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My God is the left pic actually real? If that's really her at almost 530 looking like a skinny legend I'd bet everything that she's 600 ellbees at a minimum now. If she's not already firmly into the 20s or 30s. I'm at a loss for words over the right image with her managing to turn a XXXXXXXL into a sheer top.
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🎶Tell me where in the world has Amberlynn's choker gone?🎶
🎶Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where could it be?🎶
 
The polka dot tarp is honestly one of her most shocking photos to me for some reason. I’m not exactly sure why but I think it’s because she shaped like the actual fucking liberty bell

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The leaf blower segment just reinforces her incapability to do anything a normal adult should be able to do.

She has spent her entire fucking life coddled, she can't clean, she can't use tools, she can't care for her pets, she can't travel by herself, she can't workout, can't bathe, she can't take medication properly, she can't use the stairs or step off curbs with ease, can't put her dogs harness on by herself, couldn't package and mail her shitty earrings, she can't even keep track of her own lies and stories. She is one of the most useless creatures.

This is reminiscent of her ''cleaning'' the kitchen. Clearly she has NEVER cleaned before. This is a grown woman. She loves claiming she's been living in the ReaaAAAl W0rlD because of her muh traumatic childhood but displays the exact opposite behaviour.
It's a miracle she can even dress herself.
Bloody SpoiledPrincessLynn.
 
Just like a lezbeen Santa, Justin Feeder has dropped off a fat shapeless sack to Mammalynn in Oklahoma. What a kind and generous soul!
 
dfranki723 said:
She has spent her entire fucking life coddled, she can't clean, she can't use tools, she can't care for her pets, she can't travel by herself, she can't workout, can't bathe, she can't take medication properly, she can't use the stairs or step off curbs with ease, can't put her dogs harness on by herself, couldn't package and mail her shitty earrings, she can't even keep track of her own lies and stories. She is one of the most useless creatures.
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Thanks to workshop and community living programs, I know literal 'tards who have vastly better life skills and more life experience than this stinking sack of lymph fluid.

Think about that for a second: there are people with fucking Down Syndrome who have a higher quality of life than ALR because she's a useless cunt who ate herself into ... this.
 
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mastergabe said:
Hell yeah! I was afraid of her video proof of debuting as a fool on camera (which has only gotten so much better in the past 14 years) would disappear. Kinda like how all those Facebook commented posts on the Stray Cats of Oshkosh disappeared (I WISH I saved those screenshots) when only ONE person criticized Hamber of the missing cat but she HAD to say that 'everyone' was coming after her and being nasty.

Just like all of SpideyLex's greatest music hits was deleted by Alexis shortly after they were discovered on Youtube. Oh wait, I had grabbed at least one of those mp3's too. Attached below 👇


edit: found Alexis's new YouTube channel titled "spideylex - Topic". No Hamber videos or tea unfortunately, just her DJ skills on five songs.


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The song is actually kind of nice...am I crazy?
 
On the subject of the lovely Lexi, do we know if she's still on the scene or has she realised there's only room under Amber's folds for one feeder and has bowed out gracefully?
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
On the subject of the lovely Lexi, do we know if she's still on the scene or has she realised there's only room under Amber's folds for one feeder and has bowed out gracefully?
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The only thing she is doing on the scene is posting and rebranding her music
 
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Neko GF said:

i'm leaving.​

(12/10/24)

Original:
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She'll be back by or in the new year, remember how much shit she took with her when Mammalyn drove her? I suspect Emily will drive back down and they will collect the rest of her stuff, or god forbid Mammalyn agreeing to it again. Then again, maybe she did get kicked out and Amber just couldn't deal with Emily having a real job and leaving the house while she waited at home all day, time will tell.
 
The image of the airpot by Emily a few days ago and the release of this video gives us a good idea of how behind we are in the timeline. Amber only bought at best an extra 2 weeks by sacrificing her cat?

I hope theres some devient back end lining here where Emily found the cat, realized that Amber had thrown it out to try to manipulate herself into staying longer, and gave the cat to some family that would take care of it without telling Amber.

The Leave-Behind is real. Some women leave clothes, or makeup etc. Some leave CPAPS, some throw their cats out into the snow, all to say "please let me in I just need to get X".
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
On the subject of the lovely Lexi, do we know if she's still on the scene or has she realised there's only room under Amber's folds for one feeder and has bowed out gracefully?
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She last updated on iTunes 6 days ago and will probably continue to pump out her AI generated music, advertised by the clout she gained through Amberlynn. https://music.apple.com/us/artist/spideylex/1780761815
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I assume Amber and Alexis only made up because:
  1. Amber needed Alexis to stop spilling details about how Emily Franz is a manipulative, abusive feeder who wanted to quit her job so Amber could financially support both of them and how Emily would weaponize Colleen Williams's death saying she wanted to kill herself to be with Colleen to get her way. Plus, Alexis talking about Amber being abusive towards Jade. Alexis knows too much and she has a huge mouth that needed to be silenced. (Source: see attached screenshots of Alexis's answers to questions about Emily and Amber's relationship)
  2. Amber needed Alexis as a back-up option to move in with or drive her back to Oklahoma City after realizing Emily may not like Amber as much in person as she assumed she would. Looks like that wasn't needed after Emily brought Amber home herself.
Does anyone have a screenshot of the Tiktok conversation where someone asked Alexis something like, "Does Tommy have a humiliation fetish and is humiliating Amber on purpose?" to which Alexis replies, "Sure seems like it." I need it for my collection. I didn't screencap it before Alexis deleted her anti-Amber temper tantrum posts.
 
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I've never seen a more pathetic bust down than Alexis. That tard jingle Chinstraps sang off-key describes Alexis to a tee!
 
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