🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Ugly ass dress doing overtime keeping her bingo wings contained.

Also since no one else did it yet:

 

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Esquilax said:
I'm thinking she took the less busy route than 151 and slunk up 29 or 90 through Portage and then up 33 to hop on 41 to Oshkosh. 151 goes through Madison and not even the retard libs that live there want to drive that road.

Casey's is running a hard ground game to try to topple the Almighty Kwik Trip so it's possible a brand new store and not on the googs yet. Kind of hard to judge which route she went when she got to WI as there aren't any really good and direct paths from the south west corner to Winnebago. My best guess is the one in Blue Mounds but IDK.
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I assume you mean 39 and not 29 since 29 would be way west of there. You may have a point on the walmart though. While there weren't any Walmarts in Blue Mounds there was one in nearby Dodgeville that had a sign out front similar to the one seen in her video, not far from 151 off of Route 18. This indicates that she was on 151 in Iowa and then stayed on it to get to I-41 for Oskosh.
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And while I was browsing I was finally able to find that Casey's. It was off of Route 151 East of Cedar Rapids on Mt Vernon Road, which indicates she got off I-180 for route 30 before getting on to 151. Gonna update the travel log now because of this.
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Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
What could big Al the cat killer even vlog about this Christmas? I doubt she has any money to make an ocean of presents again or to even do the opening a present from Amazon daily. We will have to see what fed Bundy gives her I guess
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Hey, if those two retards get married, can we call them Fed and Sped Bundy? Because I'm sure Amber would be the kind of trad wife girlypop who would take her spouse's last name.
 
Too lazy to finish it but I had chatgpt generate a MTG card called Big Al, the cat killer because it sounded like one. I came up with the specifics as well

Big Al, the Cat Killer Legendary Creature — Human Beast Mana Cost: {3}{R}{G} Power/Toughness: 5/5 Abilities: Trample Sacrifice a Cat: Create a Food token. (Food tokens are artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you create a Food token, Big Al, the Cat Killer gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Flavor Text: "It's not about the cats; it's about the grind." Set Symbol: A paw print with a slash through it. Rarity: Mythic Rare
 

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^^I hope she does take her name if they marry, Amber Lynn Franz. ALF. The cat eating jokes would write themselves. It works two says since she's a lesbian who vanishes cats.
 
Rudolf's Friend said:
I remember when I documented the whole trip from Kentucky to Oklahoma, so i'm gonna document the whole trip from Oklahoma to Wisconsin, even though Its been 2 months since this video, and I'm not really that interested in Amberlynn i'm just a road autist....
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And I bet Amber thought she was being clever by only showing clips where it looked like she was in the middle of nowhere :story: That was amazing work!

Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
Too lazy to finish it but I had chatgpt generate a MTG card called Big Al, the cat killer because it sounded like one. I came up with the specifics as well

Big Al, the Cat Killer Legendary Creature — Human Beast Mana Cost: {3}{R}{G} Power/Toughness: 5/5 Abilities: Trample Sacrifice a Cat: Create a Food token. (Food tokens are artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you create a Food token, Big Al, the Cat Killer gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Flavor Text: "It's not about the cats; it's about the grind." Set Symbol: A paw print with a slash through it. Rarity: Mythic Rare
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I would have figured this to be a Green/Black card though (black due to the creature sacrifice resulting in lifegain). Or maybe even a Red/Black, where instead of trample, sacrificing the cat gives her bloodlust (a permanent +1/+1 boost to this card and all other cards in play with the bloodlust mechanic)? Honestly, Amber would fit right in with the Innistrad plane!

But still, a 5/5 for 5 with trample, AND token sacrifice for lifegain on every turn, AND a strength/toughness boost? That's super value, and incredible utility - two things no one would attribute to Amber.

OH! Maybe it's actually an Innistrad flip card (that flipped based on the day/night mechanic). To balance that power and add correct flavour (ew) to Big AL, the day side of the card would have to be something incredibly aggravating and utterly useless like:
Amberlynn Freaking Reid: 0/0 for (R)(G). Rarity: Grae
Creature Type: Human Wall
Abilities: Defender (this creature can't attack). Amberlynn Freaking Reid cannot block creatures (due to mentul things is scary). When Amberlynn Freaking Reid enters the battlefield, everyone draws one card from the top of their library, and immediately places it back on top of their library without looking at it.
During your upkeep: Remove 1 Food Token you control from the game. Amberlynn Freaking Reid gets +1/+1 (but still cannot block creatures). If you have have no food tokens in play, you receive damage in the form of a poison counter (due to being bitten by Amber).
During each other player's upkeep phase: Search your hand deck for 5 basic lands, show them to your opponents (so they can all see how ky-ute they are), and then shuffle them back into your deck.
"Thoughts excape my mind, like maggots on a train"

(Yeah this is off-topic... but technically, so are all of Amber's current vlogs, so...)

notfoodienotbeauty said:
What the fuck is going on here?
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Her arms are too heavy, and she's too fat to take care of the back of her hair anymore. There were vlogs from 2019 where Amber would turn around, and for a second you could see the horrific greasy and tangled mess at the back of her head. Just yet another sign that we are rocketting towards levels of mass not seen since the bedbound era.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Amber putting her gunt on the towel rack

LMAO

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Wait, I know I watched the whole video yesterday, but it didn't occur to me then.
That's the black barbie tarp, is it not?
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I haven't really kept up with the recent eras, so forgive me if I'm wrong, but I feel like it's been a while since we've seen that one.

Truly, this is the trashnessaince era, and we're getting a rerun of her outfits. Do wonder if she still has that black dress with roses and that other one she wore back to front.
 
I don't know if it's the exact same top or she just bought an identical one because in the recent vlog it looks much saggier but we all know she isn't THAT far off 560lbs+.
I imagine she just bought another, it's much easier to do than lose the bloody weight.
 
Slightly late, but I’m team Rarity is dead. The evidence is making it very hard to prove otherwise to me.

Amber has no idea how much worse it makes her look if she lies about not going to the shelter to confirm if the dead cat is hers because she was told not to by the volunteers. People go to morgues and shelters all the time to confirm or deny if a body is indeed of their missing loved one, regardless of the condition it was found. It provides closure. Painful closure, but a death confirmation is better than the eternal mystery of where or how they are. She thought her lie would cover her ass or attract sympathy when it only further proved that she didn’t give that much of a shit about Rarity in the end. It was obvious before, but damn. RIP pretty kitty, you deserved much better.
 
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