🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Constellationzero said:
It's walruses and elephant seals. Along with the smell of a million discarded Slydell pantiliners.
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Eerily similar vibe, though--amirite?
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I was hoping we'd get to see Slommy eating AL's slop. she's going to make her famous chili taco soup with the big chunks of under cooked onion for her.
 
We can speculate all we want whether Rarity is dead or not dead but. the cold hard fact is that even if she isn't, she wouldn't even know how to find her way back to the house. She's obviously not microchipped (bitch couldn't even be pressed to get her fixed) so no one is gonna bring her back and even if they wanted to, they'd ship her to Oklahoma gaycare. Because the low level effort of updating the chip information is far too much effort. Best case scenario, someone's got a new cat. Worst case scenario, she's splattered on the street or made some predator a decent meal. Either option is better than being with ALR.
 
Christmas will bring a new kitten, who Amber will keep off camera then -surprise- will show after a week as she’s tapped for content and can’t resist showing off.
Amber the Cat Killer strikes again! RIP Rarity. May your replacement fare better and have a not-stupid name.
 
Schrodingers Rarity is a dull internet conversation best left in the early 2000s.

Not as dull as this woman explaining that she is going to make mini vlogs for 1/3 of every video, though.

Out of ideas at the very beginning. Place your bets for "why I'm quitting vlogmas"
 
What could big Al the cat killer even vlog about this Christmas? I doubt she has any money to make an ocean of presents again or to even do the opening a present from Amazon daily. We will have to see what fed Bundy gives her I guess
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
What could big Al the cat killer even vlog about this Christmas? I doubt she has any money to make an ocean of presents again or to even do the opening a present from Amazon daily. We will have to see what fed Bundy gives her I guess
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Stupid made up clickbaity stories like "I had to call 911 omg" or more fake-crying while smirking over the cat, or we'll get some more made up family stories about her brother or foster care, or her mentals/fake doctors/fake therapy etc. If we're lucky she'll invent some new drama with an ex for views and piss someone off irl.
 
While I can see Amber being stupid enough to see a construction site with a salamander heater and think that it's a house fire, I just can't see Emily (who lives in the real world) as being this stupid. While I mostly believe that this story firmly sits in the category of "Shit that never happened"... a small part of me is wondering if this was a test. You know, like Emily kinda went along with this to see how far Amber would go with something ridiculous if there were no grownups around to stop her.

Also, great job "cooking", Amber: premade pasta added to premade tomato sauce, with pre-grated parmesean cheese, with premade garlic toast, and a premade salad kit. Pathethic thing is that this is likely the closest thing to a "ho-made" meal that she's had since her previous girlfriend (her mother) several months ago.

Also, at about 19:00 minutes into Zachary Michael's "Amberlynn's 911 Call & Interview About Fatphobia" video, Zach goes back and checks his text messages (because he spoke to the same NBC jounalist). Zach says that he was messaging the journalist on Thanksgiving, and she told him that she had already interviewed ALR the day before. SOOOOOOOO... this "NEW" vlogmas content is old, pre-recorded garbage (and yet she STILL can't be arsed to upload more than a few minutes per day). This will be her worst vlogmas yet.
 
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If this sets the precedent for the rest of vlogmas then I think I’m about to avoid this thread like a plague for the next month.

Never thought I’d see the day when I thought the Jade vlogmas’ were more entertaining than what we’re potentially getting now. At least when she was around we knew all of the animals were being taken care of :(
 
Seems like Amber is doing the totally normal lesbian “teehee do you think I’m bi babe?” Shtick she does with every GF to keep them on edge. Either Emily’s getting jealous of all the skinny black dudes chatting her up in public or she’s pulling a Jade and getting her to agree to adding “peen” to the bedroom.

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She accidentally left a nanosecond of a pic of her and Emily filming the voiceover in bed lol. Looks like a preteen boy looking at his mom. I wonder how high up Emily’s bed is and how hard it is for Amber to get in and out of. IMG_6881.jpeg
 
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“Interviewing” FatAl the Killer of Cats ( or KoC, if you will) should consist of only two questions—“How did you get so fucking fat?” and “What are you doing to stop being so fucking fat?” That’s it, that’s the only thing she can speak on with any authority, much too dumb for anything else.

And—Bastspeed, little Rarital. You didn’t deserve any of this. You were a beautiful, elegant kitty and many people are saddened by your passing.
FatAl, the KoC will never be allowed to forget you.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
What could big Al the cat killer even vlog about this Christmas? I doubt she has any money to make an ocean of presents again or to even do the opening a present from Amazon daily. We will have to see what fed Bundy gives her I guess
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Unless it’s “Takeeeen My pets to the Vet to be MICROCHIPPED| Vlogmas day 3”…. She deserves the inevitable cardiac/stroke event that leaves her in a vegetative state BY CHRISTMAS. Then Emily Franz can replace her by March.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Seems like Amber is doing the totally normal lesbian “teehee do you think I’m bi babe?” Shtick she does with every GF to keep them on edge. Either Emily’s getting jealous of all the skinny black dudes chatting her up in public or she’s pulling a Jade and getting her to agree to adding “peen” to the bedroom.

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She accidentally left a nanosecond of a pic of her and Emily filming the voiceover in bed lol. Looks like a preteen boy looking at his mom. I wonder how high up Emily’s bed is and how hard it is for Amber to get in and out of.View attachment 6708273
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Good catch.
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Wonder if this slip up is gonna have any repercussions for the hog.
Shower me in puzzle pieces and garbage cans but why does she lowkey look like the white lezbo version of Xi Jinping?
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