🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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"my bed, our neighborhood" this lard ass has put herself in her own grave being there. And no matter what cowberlynn says she fucking moved there "literally"like the idiot she is. Love the limited vocabulary, no wonder her low IQ ass has to use chat gpt to write her answers. She's a mentally retarded reject from foster care nobody ever believes she writes anything intelligent. Also, mixed company was she putting on a show showing people how she lies and manipulates to get money 🤑 to shovel food into her cess pool mouth. I betcha they were having a feeder party and she became the entertainment.
 
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Feel sorry for Amber, around her eyes is hurting from her cryeeeen so much (instead of her laaaaygs hurting from walking around her neighbourhood looking for the damn cat). Still talking in the past-tense - but that's not her fault; it's her ang-zite.

"Cats don't run away; they EXPLORE. And they explore too hard, and they get lost".

Her story just isn’t holding up for me. If it was LIDURULLY 20 minutes and she realized that the cat had gotten out that’s when you go out and round her ass up before she gets too far.

Her posting her concert video rubs me the wrong way, as well. Even though it happened before Rarity got out, it doesn’t seem like something someone in her situation would post. She said multiple times that it was the greatest thing that ever happened to her. Yeah, it probably seemed like it at the time, but I would think that now FINDING RARITY would be the greatest thing. Personally I wouldn’t even be able to think of that enchanted evening while my pet was missing.

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For someone who wants to find her cat, Amber doesn't answer a lot of questions.
 
Her story just isn’t holding up for me. If it was LIDURULLY 20 minutes and she realized that the cat had gotten out that’s when you go out and round her ass up before she gets too far.

Her posting her concert video rubs me the wrong way, as well.

I was initially convinced that she left the door open when they went to Chicago.

I'm also starting to question the timeline. The OG Rarity missing poster initially stated she went missing on the 18th. Then in her truth video she said that rarity actually went missing on the 17th "sometime" around 5 or 6 am.
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The concert was on the 14th.
But we hadn't seen rarity since the drive up to John Wayne Gravy's house.

Then there's the whole "mixed company" thing, where she apparently filmed herself crying, screaming and cursing with OTHER RANDOM PEOPLE present.

There's also the glaring amount of Emily PR.

The video Amber took of Rarity purring ontop of Emily, the multiple claims that Emily's helped her look, plus all of the "Emily is liturally the best guyz".

I'm still sure that this is all somehow a Tommy PR stunt.
 
She's trying too hard to make people believe Rarity got out and ran away. She sat on it and killed it. Its why she isnt out looking for it. She knows there is nothing to look for because she throw it in the trash can. Just like Gracie.
 
The constant reference to the cat in past tense really seems to point to it being dead. I hope Rarity is ok, and that mabey someone took her in, but the way she is talking leads me to think that the poor kitty has shed its mortal coil.
 
2025 better be the year wear the grim repear comes and collects some of these lolcows.

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Would someone who spends as much time glued to her phone as Amber does, even notice if an animal was acting unwell?
Would it have mattered? Even when she noticed that Twinkie was "shaking in pain", Amber decided that it was more important to go eat at Chili's with Destiny (and the vet was just 5 minutes away on the same road).

Speaking of that - wonder if Twinkie is still getting the medication to help with the joint damage that Amber caused Twinkie by overfeeding her to the size and shape of a rugby ball?

'm also starting to question the timeline. The OG Rarity missing poster initially stated she went missing on the 18th. Then in her truth video she said that rarity actually went missing on the 17th "sometime" around 5 or 6 am.

The concert was on the 14th.
But we hadn't seen rarity since the drive up to John Wayne Gravy's house.
We saw Rarity's tail during Amber's "where i've been" video uploaded on Oct 23rd (@Hayduraide posted it a few pages back). It was clearly Rarity because all 4 cats have unique tails (Rarity's is dark gray and smooth. Wasabi's is black, thick, and coarse. Daniel's is dark brown, soft, and flowy. And based on the breed, Marc Jacob's tail is most likely smooth, gray and black striped, and probably has a white ring near the tip). So she was definitely there after Amber settled in to the house, but there's no real way to know exactly how long ago that was actually filmed.

Yeah, the story keep changing. First Rarity was lost on the night of the 16th; then it was the morning of the 17th (yet she didn't report it until the afternoon or so of the 18th). Even if it was the 17th, why the 36ish hour wait? You open a can of tuna, then check every possible nook and cranny while calling and shaking a bag of Temptations. Still no sign of the cat? Then something's wrong. Do a thorough search of about a 1/4-1/2 mile radius around the property. No sign of the cat? Call it; she's missing. I wonder if she went missing earlier than that, and Amber's changing the missing date closer and closer to the poster date so it looks better for her audience? I mean, she would look like an absolute shitbag if, let's say, she noticed the cat missing on the 14th and went to the concert anyway. Or if she noticed the door open after COMING BACK from the concert.

Then the reason how it happened kept changing. First it was that her mind was too sleepy to close the door. Then it was because her mind was busy because of the haydurs. (Protip for Amber, as she's probably here reading: What other people think of you is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. And trying to control what people think and say is even more absurd and insane. Get off of the gossip websites and stop blaming them for your "mentulz"). Then it was because the curtain obscured the door. Then it was that Rarity was an explorer who loved the outdoors. From all the way back to the Krystle era, Amber showed by habit she would automatically lock the patio doors everytime she closed them - even when Monkey was still outside. You have to THINK to not do an automatic habit - so why didn't she lock the door that time?

The more she talks, the less sense her story makes. I'm still undecided between it being a stunt for engagement (and Rarity just gets closed into a bedroom the odd time that Amber's been filming), or Milo got a little too rough with the cat.

Or maybe Amber DID close the door, and Emily came around right after and opened it while Amber was hurpling around somewhere else in the house, then convinced Amber that it must have been Amber who left it open. That's purely speculation with no evidence, and a pretty dark thought. I mean, Occam's razor; the simplest explanation is the most likely one. I just wonder because of the whole "Diabetic in the Basement" story, and the person talking to Jordy suggesting that Emily was engaging in various forms of psychological abuse in order to make the DIB finally snap. And if you've ever dealt with an narcissist/abuser, you constantly find yourself in situations where Occam's razor never applies. If nothing else, it's thunk-provoking.



[Edited to Add: Genuine question: If the concert took 3 hours to get to, they were there early and had to wait, then the performance was 3 hours, then the drive was over 3 hours (3 hours plus the time to fight the traffic to get out of the venue)... where did Twinkie and Milo pee while the gorls were away for so long? Tiny dogs (even grossly overweight dogs who are SUPPOSED to be tiny) have tiny bladders. Maybe Amber likes to hold in her pee for 10-12 hours, but I doubt Milo could and certainly not Twonks. As gross as Emily is, I don't see her tolerating the dogs using her floors as a toilet. If Emily if confident that her cats won't get out, lives in a decent area, and has a shepherd, maybe EMILY is used to leaving the patio door cracked so the dog could go out to pee?]

[Edit #2 @Terfatron That looked to be Milo (Emily's shepherd) in the backyard. And that was probably a mushmouth molmunt, because she's never called the cat "Rudy" before.]
 
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I'm still sure that this is all somehow a Tommy PR stunt.
In the event Rarity does show back up, it will be 100% due to how wonderful and amazing and perfect 'Tommy' is. Tommy will have rescued Rarity from the person who just kidnaps and keeps cats (Mersh or FFG) while curing her alcoholism, debunking the feeder fetish and listening to pop music she doesn't really care for. Can you believe how perfect she is? DO YOU BELIEVE YET???
 
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Feel sorry for Amber, around her eyes is hurting from her cryeeeen so much (instead of her laaaaygs hurting from walking around her neighbourhood looking for the damn cat). Still talking in the past-tense - but that's not her fault; it's her ang-zite.

"Cats don't run away; they EXPLORE. And they explore too hard, and they get lost".
Is she so mushmouthed she called the cat "Rudy" or is that a nickname for her cat?

Eta: lol did she remove the other chair to prove a point? :ratface:

2: Is that one of the dogs or a deer behind her at 6.30? Sorry, my detail autism strikes again
 
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I think the cat got out on the 14th, they didnt know, went to the concert, came back late, went to bed and she noticed on the 15th
 
Apparently the big sack of lard blocked the word Rarity, couldn't find a single comment myself. People will still talk about the cat and not being able to use her name won't change the fact that Amber is a horrible person and pet owner.
 

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Apparently the big sack of lard blocked the word Rarity, couldn't find a single comment myself. People will still talk about the cat and not being able to use her name won't change the fact that Amber is a horrible person and pet owner.
Yeah ... This pretty much confirms that we'll never find out what happened to Rarity.

Amber and Justin Feeder have clearly stopped looking and are moving on. They're probably like "It's up on the internet, so we've done all that we can ... Oh well!"

And how long has Amber been in Wisconsin? Yeah, bitch ain't moving out, and this was never just a visit. And if any sort of breakup happens, I don't know who is going to U-Haul her ass back to ... Anywhere. Mamalynn appears to be completely out of the picture, she's got nobody in Kentucky at this point ... She has NO plans to leave Wisconsin.

She can also use Rarity as an excuse to stay now.
 
She's trying too hard to make people believe Rarity got out and ran away. She sat on it and killed it. Its why she isnt out looking for it. She knows there is nothing to look for because she throw it in the trash can. Just like Gracie.
I actually did consider this as a possibility but I don't think so. If Hamber's pets have survived with her for years, they obviously must be very adept at getting the hell out of dodge if they find themselves in the danger zone when Hamber is about to sumo drop her ass down. It's not like Hamber can possibly move that fast, even rolling over on a cat or dog in her sleep is unlikely, it'd take time and considerable effort just getting the momentum to shift positions like that and the struggling, panting and grunting would give the animals plenty of warning to move. Not that she can shift position in her sleep anyway if she needs Pillow Mountain propping her up just right to fucking breathe.

That's not to say Rarity didn't just suddenly get sick and die or have something else happen to her. It may not necessarily be any egregious neglect on Hamber's part that caused it either, she's incredibly manipulative and uses every mundane event in her life to troll haydurs for engagement, but she is also retarded and every other thing out of her mouth is some overly elaborate but totally pointless lie. We'll probably never know for sure, but whatever happened to the cat, Hamber giving zero fucks other than exploiting the opportunity for drama clicks while she wore that disgusting duper's delight smirk is enough make her a piece of shit on its own either way.

Idk, people who treat their pets like trash bother me so fucking much because there's no conceivable reason for it. If you don't want or love your pet there is absolutely nothing stopping you from rehoming it with someone who does. It is literally that easy. I just don't get it.

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It'll be 2 months in about 10 days, I can't believe this bitch packed up some random shit and moved to a new place its insane, most of her shit are back in Oklahoma. She abandoned everything including her mother to .. get fed, what a human
This is the kind of shit that a textbook narcissist does: They mooch off one person, and then immediately move onto the next person that appears to be more useful to them. Amber is a parasite that continues to create collateral damage.

Also, the fact that Amber keeps passively saying stuff like "I talked to my mom the other day" ... That isn't a coincidence. Everything Amber says or shows online is performative. She and her mom totally had a falling out, and she's pretending that everything is hunky dory.

Last night I read a random comment that said "'I talked to my mom' is the new 'I took a shower.'" :lol:
 
A few of the gremlins that live in my brain were talking earlier, and they seem to think that maybe Emily told Amber she had to get rid of an animal, and that if she did then they could go to a concert.
Amber happily did away with Rarity, either by shoving her out the door or having Emily take her to the pound, whatever. Rarity gone, Amber cheerfully bouncing around at a concert!
Which pet will Emily want gone next?
What will Amber's reward be?
Will people mass unsubscribe once it becomes obvious what is happening?
Will unsubscribing matter since those can be purchased?

These are just the random musings of my imaginary brain dwellers that are just biding their time before clogging an artery and giving me a stroke, so they probably shouldn't be taken seriously.
 
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