🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I second Emily's dog possibly hurting them. Also can believe Ambo just left the door open like the lazy lard hunk that she is.

It seems suspect that it's just the 2 pets and no more - obviously, Emily's would likely know the limits of the yard and potentially behave. Wasabi is more distant and possibly hesitant to leave any safe space. Rarity and Twinks are tbe most likely to wander off, for sure
But the insistence that they were all getting along swimmingly and the small time frame they've been together causes question.

Pets that have lived together for years in harmony can be reactive suddenly in stressful circumstances. Amber, much like Chins, often inadvertently tells on herself - i.e. they get along soooo great.

Twink is also elderly and possibly grumpy. Cats n' dogs tropes n whatnot.

I say all this in that it could be anything, and we have an unreliable narrator full to the brim of poo-touchers. Possibilities are many, odds are we won't know the truth.
 
She addresses Rarity missing in a video but not Twonk so I assume the Twonk posting is a low-effort troll who just copied the address info etc from Rarity’s lost pet post.
The picture they used is also pretty garbage for identification; Amber probably has much better, higher resolution pictures of Twinks on her phone. It’s literally the photo of Twinkie from the Amberlynn Reid fan made Wiki:
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Bipolar Tomato said:
If not a troll, it is definitely someone trying to force her to show Twinkie on camera
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Yeah I think this too. Shes always lying about SOMETHING or other, this person is just trying to see which lie they can get her to fess up to.

If she doesn't have twonk, then her only other choice besides admitting it is to try and get whoever has her to send a photo or video. but then the autists of the internet will analyze it and know.

personally im hoping she gave the dog to her mother to live her last years away from the beast and the constant fear of being crushed any time alr flops herself onto any piece of furniture. i know methmomma has that animal abuse charge but shes sober now and old ladies and tiny dogs go hand in hand.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
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LightEmittingDiode said:
It’s literally the photo of Twinkie from the Amberlynn Reid fan made Wiki:
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Well, that's a bit reassuring. Rarity is a cat at least, and would be innately more suited to colder climates due to her thicker coat. Twinkie is elderly, overweight and small, and wouldn't stand a chance. I do wonder if Amber will use of this to make another low effort fake crying video about how people are harassing and mocking her in this hard time.

Also "Gender: Nonbinary"? Wtf is this wiki?
 
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Twinkie Star missing better be the worst made gay op because Amber losing two pets in the same timespan is horrifically bad optics on top of everything else.

Also jfc between Big Al and Patrick Tomlinson occupying WI, I’m surprised their combined body mass hasn’t set off the seismographs up there.
 
How far could an old chihuahua wander off? Isn't Emily's dog a dalmatian? I thought they were laid back dogs. Does the pet FBI page track IP addresses? If twinkie really is gone all of this should really tell her staying in Wisconsin is a bad idea. Tommy has no problem feeding people to death, maybe she did something to the pets to keep AL there.
 
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Community post from Hamber that Twonkie is not missing.



Twonkie proof of life
 
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It was obvious it was gayops faggotry even without her confirmation. Probably some fat bitch from Reddit or something trying to stir shit up and force Ambo to say something just because Rarity went missing. Still hope the fat fuck gets all the greasy sloppy feedings she wants from Emily, especially now that Rarity is actually gone. Good on the cat for getting out though.
 
Mekahineyho said:
This makes me wonder if Amber is fibbing the details and actually noticed the door opened, and was too embarrassed to be physically seen walking around to see where she was. Sadly I think Amber just looked around the grass by the door and then called Emily freaking out. She doesn’t seem independently proactive to do something like getting dressed and walking door to door and checking neighbors backyards which is where she probably went.

Rarity is such a doll I hope she’s found. Amber not putting a collar on her 🤬
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Or because she is too fat and lazy to actually go out walking around and look for her own animal. And it wouldn't surprise me if she let her out on purpose so she could call Emily home from work because she can't stand to be alone and by herself. Also wouldn't surprise me if she did it so now Emily will get her a new cat, and it would be both of theirs, so they can't break up.

Kinda like how people will harm their own children for attention. Amber is exactly that kind of person.

ETA, is she monitizing these videos?

Edit to also add, this smug ass bitch. Smiling in that video and practically laughing. God I fucking hate her.
 
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Jesus. First video of hers I’ve watched in a while and wouldn’t I like to know what she’s eating because man, she’s packing on the poundage.

I can’t imagine being stuck driving her back to Oklahoma
 
I'm keeping track of Emily's pets she's shown on camera so far.
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She has a dog, shown on her Instagram @hectiic.tommy one hour ago. People on Reddit are swearing Emily has 2 huge German Shepherds without any proof because a reaction channel said so, so I looked up her dog for verification. All I found was that one small dog. Anyone know about the giant German Shepherds?
She's also shown her cat, shown on Amber's video "first few days in wisconsin with my girlfriend!!!!" uploaded on September 26, 2024.

There were at least 3 cats and 2 dogs suddenly shoved into one home together. No wonder Rarity got stressed and bolted.
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
Jesus. First video of hers I’ve watched in a while and wouldn’t I like to know what she’s eating because man, she’s packing on the poundage.

I can’t imagine being stuck driving her back to Oklahoma
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I think the next place she's getting driven is to the zoo crematorium after Emily pays for them to cut a giant hole in the side of her house for them to remove her. As she mentally flicks the bean in anticipation for the funeral attention
 
Hayduraide said:
I'm keeping track of Emily's pets she's shown on camera so far.

She has a dog, shown on her Instagram @hectiic.tommy one hour ago. People on Reddit are swearing Emily has 2 huge German Shepherds
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I wonder how does Slommy feel about all of this? leaving her pets with FAT AL? German Shepherds require constant attention and time - something that fat AL can't provide. I bet Amber HATES Emily's pets esp those dogs.
 
Insulin reid said:
100%. What is she gonna do, remember this plot point and hide the cat in all further videos forever?

Amber loves that cat like she loves a daydream a real luxury handbag or a girlfriend. She loves the idea of having an accessory that can show affection. She loves that cats are seen as feminine and pet ownership gives her the role of an authority over something and a loose tie to motherhood. All she gives a shit about is the ✨️aesthetic✨️ of being a good pet parent. If she actually gave a shit about the cat she wouldnt be so stupid and lazy and this wouldnt have happened.

Bonus points for "caring for your animal" but you ate yourself into being unable to do anything during an emergency and wont do anything constructive about it.
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Obviously she could just claim they found her lol very easy to just make the whole thing up for asspats and distractions. You all need to be more schizo and suspicious of everyone lol even if she is actually missing, it was not an accident by any stretch you can guarantee it. I could also believe the theory that maybe salami or her pets did something to big al's pets.
 
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