🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Fee said:
Are we sure this isn't just a play to be able to say they have cameras because they know they are disgusting enough that one of the crazies just might go after them. I think the cat is there. She's smiling when she "cries". I think this is an attempt to extort funds from her handicapped fans that believe whatever garbage she spews from her trash hole she calls a mouth. She's a bad enough person that is exactly something she would do with her retarded Simpson character feeder.
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As of September there were no cameras on that house. Emily even has a nice flag pole in the front yard and isnt even flying a flag.
There doesnt even appear to be a ring doorbell. Unless these are all new additions.
 
I thought cancer would be Amber’s wake up call. It wasn’t. Now she’s so fat with zero mobility, she can’t even get up and down the porch steps to look for her cat. Will this motivate her to get healthier? Nope. She’ll just get a new cat, name it after food, and pretend Rarity never existed.

As an aside, Rarity is a beautiful cat and probably pretty friendly. The neighborhood is nice, I’m sure if someone sees her, they’ll pick her up if she’s not skittish. But she’s probably right around that house, in the bushes. I’d bet money Amberlynn hasn’t bothered to put out food, water, or a blanket else she’d have mentioned it. So she can’t be fucked to do even that much. Hope if someone finds Rarity, they keep her and give her the love and attention Amber didnt.
 
Well, I couldn't GET to the cat the bitch actually replaced me with, so Rarity had to do. Sorry.

But in all seriousness, I'm just hoping she's okay.
 
Someone saw a lost dog posting on FB for Twonks. Figuring it was bogus, someone messaged a mod about it. Here's the response. Could be a fake ALR or fake Emily who tf knows but I figure I'd throw it on here anyway. Do I think it's real? No. Would I be surprised if it was? Also no.

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My question is why was the door left open for 20 minutes? I feel like that is a reasonable time to probably panic, but slide on some shoes and walk the perimeter of the cul de sac and see where she is. Since she’s never really been outside, there’s a chance she was just curiously checking stuff out nearby…

This makes me wonder if Amber is fibbing the details and actually noticed the door opened, and was too embarrassed to be physically seen walking around to see where she was. Sadly I think Amber just looked around the grass by the door and then called Emily freaking out. She doesn’t seem independently proactive to do something like getting dressed and walking door to door and checking neighbors backyards which is where she probably went.

Rarity is such a doll I hope she’s found. Amber not putting a collar on her 🤬
 
Cornfed said:
Are we over or under on if this is real? I'm inclined to believe it, but she is such a lying bitch that I could see this being a complete sham in order to deflect from recent events.
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I can believe it too, especially if it’s happened before. Mostly just thought of how Rarity is Amber’s “favorite” because she gave her the name she wanted to give her hypothetical daughter. Wasabi was the cat that she really didn’t talk loudly or witch cackle at when they appeared at all because he preferred to keep his distance.

If Amber (or Emily, because I can believe her being that vindictive) pulled a Gracie on Rarity in particular, that is particularly fucked up. I can picture that situation much better with Wasabi because of what I just wrote. Only thing keeping me from directly pointing the finger at Emily is Amber’s apathetic reaction to her “favorite” cat escaping. Shit smells either way.

Boolean Bitch said:
And I'd be willing to bet that regardless of Rarity's outcome, Amber STILL won't chip her pets. If she were capable of learning, she wouldn't be a lolcow.
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Back when she made bank, she used to buy them a fuckton of toys that she’d then trash less than six months later, only because they were so kyoot. Like her and important things like health insurance, cheap trinkets were more important than the actual pet care. I’m surprised that she took Twinkie to the vet at all. Probably only because Becky would get her food before/after if she went with.

Turd Fergusson said:
Let's face it, Amber never took care of her pets. Destiny, Becky and Jade took care of the pets. Her mother probably did too. Amber cannot bend enough to clean the cat litter, or cannot walk long enough to walk Twinkie. It was all done by her girlfriends. Unfortunately, Emily has to work to pay for the mortgage and child support, and cannot be 24/7 with Amber and taking care of her and the pets. It just took a few weeks to lose the first one. She already posting thirst trap on TikTok looking for a new girlfriend.
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I remember that the very brief time that Amber lived alone before moving in with Becky, that she had turned a room into a bathroom for Twinkie. Just let her piss and shit on the floor because she couldn’t waddle long enough to let a tiny dog do that outside. Amber can’t even do that, let alone stoop by a porch to look for a cat. Really hope Rarity is found by someone before the weather or a coyote get to her if she did get out. She’s a sweet girl just from her occasional appearances.
 
I totally believe that the cat is missing, but I'm not buying that Amber left the sliding door open for "20 minutes" to let the dogs out. She's far too lazy to get up and go to the door every time one of the dogs wants to go in or out.

Bet that Amber just left the door open and sat watching youtube and stuffing herself upstairs whilst Emily's at work. She figures the cats might go out into the garden but wouldn't go more than a couple of metres out of the door. She then can't find Rarity, anywhere, and has no idea when she might have gotten out. If it was only open for 20 minutes then surely she wouldn't have gone too far and would have been visible in the garden or out on the street.

Such abhorrent, galling laziness from Amber is the sole reason why Rarity is gone. She left a recently displaced cat the option to run away and it did. And she can't even get off her lazy ass and go out and look for the cat herself. What does anyone who's pet go missing do? Wander around the streets and call it's name. Not Amber though.
 
Please let this be troll, I will cry, just watched the Ankle video, he has theory that maybe Emily’s dogs did sth, isn’t it strange they both got lost in the same time?
 
Morticia Addams said:
Someone saw a lost dog posting on FB for Twonks. Figuring it was bogus, someone messaged a mod about it. Here's the response. Could be a fake ALR or fake Emily who tf knows but I figure I'd throw it on here anyway. Do I think it's real? No. Would I be surprised if it was? Also no.

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LightEmittingDiode said:
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So, they aren't questioning for a second that there are TWO Lost Pet filings from the SAME address within a week of each other?

I hope Twonks isn't really missing and that it's all a troll, but twice in one week would be an alarming pattern to note.
 
If not a troll, it is definitely someone trying to force her to show Twinkie on camera, she claims she has the dog but hasn't shown Twkinei on camera yet, she will either have to admit the dog is with her mom or that something happened, either way it won't look good for her and she deserves all the crap and misery for doing this to her animals, dragging them to live with a feeder.
 
Jaybus Christ, wtf is going on up there in the Cheese State? FatAl better HOPE that this is a troll cause if not.......let’s just say the tsunami of REAL hate coming her way is gonna be epic.

Should we be expecting Wasabi’s missing poster next? If true, this is all kinds of fucked up.
 
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