🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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To think that when Tommy entered the scene we thought she was a mere death feeder, but then, like from pandora's fat fold, more and more details like her wife, criminal charges and the child that she doesn't have custody over got unveiled.
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If this keeps up, December is gonna be like some fucked up advent calendar.

Edits for spelling.
 
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Clotso Coof said:
She also has an independant income, which gives her options. She can take her youtube check and hurple out the door (in theory). Controlling people often want their girlfriend/boyfriend completely dependant on them.

It says the charges were "dismissed but read in". That means it was part of a plea deal with the prosecutor. The accused agreed to plead to the top charge in exchange for other 2 charges being dismissed.
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Does she, though? We don’t know what her finances look like. She could be spending it all and living check to check. And we don’t know if she’s in debt etc. To maintain her weight she’s spending a ton on food at the very least. And there’s taxes, and YouTube’s cut.

Let’s say she makes 5k a month, that’s like 3k something after taxes. Any ad revenue, YouTube takes 45 percent of. 30 percent from memberships

Also, a catastrophic health crisis (stroke, etc) could put her out of commission for a while, and YouTube as a whole won’t last forever.
 
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TheCakeIsALie said:
Let’s say she makes 5k a month, that’s like 3k something after taxes.
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Those numbers are probably pretty accurate. The median salary (not household income) in Wisconsin is about 45,000, meaning 3720/mo before taxes. So its maybe 2800 after taxes (including state income taxes)?

And that's the median full-time salary, not the lower income salaries Amber's peer group are living on. Emily has a well paying job, but most of Amber's friends/ex-girlfriends are probably living on less than 2000/mo in Wisconsin and the other cheap states she's lived in.

Amber has never bought health insurance and doesn't drive cars. She doesn't buy anything expensive other than food. Hell, she wore the same black leggings for years. Her main expenses in the past were rent, basic apartment utilities, food and her cell phone. That's easily doable with 3000/mo after taxes.
 
lol cow supreme said:
Also, Why hasnt anyone discussed this clip of Amber getting heavy petting/finger banged at bingo in the "i met alexis"
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Pardon my slight autism, It reads like a scene from a feeder victim biopic. This is the shot where the creep makes her move on a frightened, unfortunately deathfat girl who's gotten in way over her head. A closeup shot, specifically, to make you even more uncomfortable with what you're witnessing.

All the elements are there, except the intention is the complete opposite. More importantly, Sloppy's hand can't even begin to wrap around that massive hunk of leg jfc bitch what can you even feel anything down there at this point? put that shit away
 
Clotso Coof said:
Those numbers are probably pretty accurate. The median salary (not household income) in Wisconsin is about 45,000, meaning 3720/mo before taxes. So its maybe 2800 after taxes (including state income taxes)?

And that's the median full-time salary, not the lower income salaries Amber's peer group are living on. Emily has a well paying job, but most of Amber's friends/ex-girlfriends are probably living on less than 2000/mo in Wisconsin and the other cheap states she's lived in.

Amber has never bought health insurance and doesn't drive cars. She doesn't buy anything expensive other than food. Hell, she wore the same black leggings for years. Her main expenses in the past were rent, basic apartment utilities, food and her cell phone. That's easily doable with 3000/mo after taxes.
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She uses the ER as her personal doctor and can’t drive so either has to take Uber etc or goat someone she knows into doing it. Hospital bills are not cheap

She also spends A LOT on junk etc.

Erica may not have a job anymore as it’s been rumored she has poor attendance record and ALR makes all of her gfs quit their jobs

I don’t think she is dead broke. But I don’t think she could afford to quit YouTube and live off her money for a prolonged period of time
 
unsure if this is a late speculation but watching mr snowflakes video where he lists “words amber never uses” segment, what are the odds that the prepared statement in her latest video were written by chatGPT? she’s admitted she uses it for fucking everything, why not this?

edit: it sounds like she made an AI prompt and then spliced it with her own bullshit. it just sounds so weird.
 
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To think that when Tommy entered the scene we thought she was a mere death feeder, but then, like from pandora's fat fold, more and more details like her wife, criminal charges and the child that she doesn't have custody over got unveiled.
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Imagine if Emily's daughter, Charlie, was exposed to some of this. After Charlie comes back from spending time with her momma, the father asks, "How was your time with mommy?"
"Okay. But I don't like the diabetic in the basement."
"The what?"
"The diabetic in the basement. She's mommy's friend."
I hope the kid wasn't around to witness the garage fiasco. I'm glad the kid is away from Emily's toxic life now and is with the dad.
 
mil0 said:
unsure if this is a late speculation but watching mr snowflakes video where he lists “words amber never uses” segment, what are the odds that the prepared statement in her latest video were written by chatGPT? she’s admitted she uses it for fucking everything, why not this?

edit: it sounds like she made an AI prompt and then spliced it with her own bullshit. it just sounds so weird.
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this month i've had a pleasure of reading through essays on retarded undergrad topics like "social media impact on feminism", written by barely englishing pajeet international students in a Cucknadian university, and Amberlynn's statement sounded so much like those that I've had a fucking PTSD episode

especially parts like "the details were based on inaccurate ....", "party with a clear agenda", "having this come to light, ...", "this has altered her life and I have witnessed it"

im not sure if im going crazy or what im trying to say here, but this was written by a pajeet or AI 100%
 
mil0 said:
unsure if this is a late speculation but watching mr snowflakes video where he lists “words amber never uses” segment, what are the odds that the prepared statement in her latest video were written by chatGPT? she’s admitted she uses it for fucking everything, why not this?

edit: it sounds like she made an AI prompt and then spliced it with her own bullshit. it just sounds so weird.
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She is. She thinks this is how people with a non room temp IQ speak. Her using it to put together her thoughts about why the moon landing is fake and having it sound like a retarded monkey is just ✨girlypop things✨.
 
During the Jade era didn't Amber claim that after Jade was drinking one night the cops had to be called? If so did anyone find any records of that ?
 
Hayduraide said:
the father asks, "How was your time with mommy?"
"Okay. But I don't like the diabetic in the basement."
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Have you read some of those (supposedly) true stories about a little kid saying something out of the blue that leads the parents to believe their house is haunted or someone's possessed by demons? I'd like to read one that starts with, "Mommy, I don't like the diabetic in the basement".
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her thoughts about why the moon landing is fake
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She should do more of that content. That was great.

Amber could actually rebuild her channel to some degree by doing more hurpling public excursions and retarded speeches about conspiracy theories. We like watching megafats make assholes of themselves in public, especially if they wear hilarious outfits and catch glimpses of horrified onlookers.
 
I was watching an episode of Hi Honey, I'm Home and was jumpscared by an actress that looked an awful lot like Emily.
The episode was season 2 "The Many Loves Of Mike Duff" and the character was "Mo" played by Catherine Lloyd Burns.

As for Amber's rings, they're just cheap tat that can be bought in bulk from Amazon. She probably put one on her ring finger to get people talking, and it worked.
 
QueenCeeSmoo said:
During the Jade era didn't Amber claim that after Jade was drinking one night the cops had to be called? If so did anyone find any records of that ?
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Never heard of this... I feel like it would have made it into the thread and I would have dug into at least the police blotters of the area.
If it happened it was probably a noise complaint. I'll check the court sites however, but I doubt any charges hit.

Edit: Confirmed nothing
 
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Who done this and why didn't you post Twinkie missing instead?
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This is her 5th public relationship on YouTube, she knew Emily had dirt to dig up, she knew that it would 100% be dug up and they still decided to make it public, it's all deliberate because the only interest in her channel stems from drama. This is her entire hustle.
 
lol cow supreme said:
Never heard of this... I feel like it would have made it into the thread and I would have dug into at least the police blotters of the area.
If it happened it was probably a noise complaint. I'll check the court sites however, but I doubt any charges hit.
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If it helps, QueenCeeSmoo may be referencing the video "what happened after the breakup" that Amber uploaded on July 7, 2023. That's the video I immediately think of when anyone mentions Amber wanting to call the cops on Jade. Rumors started to fly after that video dropped where "Amber wanted to call 911 after Jade got drunk" was turned into "Amber wanted to call the cops after Jade got drunk." At the 3:41 mark in "what happened after the breakup", Amber says, "I am absolutely and utterly in love with Faline. And she is absolutely and utterly in love with me. Yesterday was very hard for her. She has not drank for over a year. Because when I stopped drinking, she also stopped. And she got extremely, extremely drunk yesterday. I had to take care of her. I was very worried. There was a moment when I almost called 911 because I didn't know what to do."
 
Hayduraide said:
If it helps, QueenCeeSmoo may be referencing the video "what happened after the breakup" that Amber uploaded on July 7, 2023. That's the video I immediately think of when anyone mentions Amber wanting to call the cops on Jade. Rumors started to fly after that video dropped where "Amber wanted to call 911 after Jade got drunk" was turned into "Amber wanted to call the cops after Jade got drunk." At the 3:41 mark in "what happened after the breakup", Amber says, "I am absolutely and utterly in love with Faline. And she is absolutely and utterly in love with me. Yesterday was very hard for her. She has not drank for over a year. Because when I stopped drinking, she also stopped. And she got extremely, extremely drunk yesterday. I had to take care of her. I was very worried. There was a moment when I almost called 911 because I didn't know what to do."
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Oh. yeah the "call 911" cus she was likely suck as fuck drunk. Not "callthe cops". I recall this. Thanks. 911 is all emergency services.
 
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