🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Imagine going down on somebody that at any given time has 30 days of cheesecake factory slowly crawling through their intestines and simultaneously isn't able to reach and wash down there.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Crazy theory about the apartment - do you think that Amber's canceled her monthly lease on the place, but will give her audience some stupid bullshit story about something happening to the unit, so she can't go back to it? Remember all of her vlogs about fire alarms? You think she'll make up a story that while she was with Slommus, an adjacent unit caught fire and her unit was damaged from the fire. And they've offered her another unit, but her ANGZITE just won't let her live there anymore? Or maybe a flood. Or maybe RADON, I don't know. I mean, she has to come up with SOMETHING to fill her vlogs with.
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I dont know where the monthly lease thing is, maybe her place offers that idk but if shes renting monthly shes 100% trying to smooth everything over with slommy and manipulate her into letting amber do what amber does best- Just moving in.

They get along so well, look amber is blissfully happy and laughing uncontrollably, they fuck all the time and amber hasnt had any issues (bpd, obcd, gerd, cptsd, ocd, anxiety or panic attacks) so it means this relationship is good, its fine, and the pets are already there so its basically a done deal.

If amber is still hanging onto the apartment and not vlogging and it truly isnt a strike (i think its a couple strikes from youtube) its just amber holding all her nastyness in so when emily agrees she can get her shit down there and move in officially then start the pillow mountain poop bun eras all over again. Youtube is important but having a girlfriend/caretaker is importanterer.
 
Behelit Boy xddxxddd said:
Dusty has the potential to get bigger than Big Al. She easily gains 50 pounds a year with no end in sight while Big Al is mere months away from the bed bound to organ failure fun slide.
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If I were Destiny , and if she wasn't already married now, i would stop dating huge women! I think she gains along with them and that's the problem or at least part of the problem. She needs a more normal weight woman to help her stay at a closer to normal weight . She might be attractive to big but it's slowly killing her ...
 
QueenCeeSmoo said:
If I were Destiny , and if she wasn't already married now, i would stop dating huge women! I think she gains along with them and that's the problem or at least part of the problem. She needs a more normal weight woman to help her stay at a closer to normal weight . She might be attractive to big but it's slowly killing her ...
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This is implying that any woman that isn’t a desperate land whale who has little to no other options would date Dunceity.
Even when she was a smallfat in the Amber era she was still horrific.
She has FAS features that make her look like someone punched her.
She has poor fashion sense even for a backwoods hick lesbian and looks like she has poor hygiene, especially dental.
She is relatively low-IQ as displayed by her “humor” when she appeared in Amber’s videos.
Density was hit with the ugly stick in more ways than one. She’s lucky someone stuck around, as is her car-sized wife Lexus. They are two peas in a very large pod.
 
QueenCeeSmoo said:
If I were Destiny , and if she wasn't already married now, i would stop dating huge women! I think she gains along with them and that's the problem or at least part of the problem. She needs a more normal weight woman to help her stay at a closer to normal weight . She might be attractive to big but it's slowly killing her ...
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When have we ever seen Destiny "close to a normal weight"? (She's maybe 5 foot tall and has always been well over 200 pounds) She's capable of not eating herself to death but has decided to do just that. No human-sized women can change that by just being human-sized. She's as mentally fucked as everyone else in this shit show. It isn't who she's with. It's who she is and she is an absolutely retarded, fat, garbage person.
 
pippeyyy said:
When have we ever seen Destiny "close to a normal weight"? (She's maybe 5 foot tall and has always been well over 200 pounds)
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Not always. When she was a teenager, she looked much more ... normal. She was an actual typical-sized teenage girl and not a grossly obese sloth with Down syndrome. There's a pic somewhere in the Amber threads, but damned if I can find it at the moment.
 
Even more 8008135 said:
Not always. When she was a teenager, she looked much more ... normal. She was an actual typical-sized teenage girl and not a grossly obese sloth with Down syndrome. There's a pic somewhere in the Amber threads, but damned if I can find it at the moment.
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Yeahhhhh nooooo….
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Even more 8008135 said:
It's not that one, there's another one that's less ... grotesque. I mean, she's ways been odd looking due to the FAS, but it's less obvious. I dunno, it's been a long time since that pic made the rounds, maybe my memory is being too favorable.
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Any of these tickle your pickle?
I’m still trying to find a picture where she doesn’t look like a sped, at any age.
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Included in there is her standing next to who I believe is her sister whose mom clearly learned a lesson about drinking while pregnant the first time around.
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Any of these tickle your pickle?
I’m still trying to find a picture where she doesn’t look like a sped, at any age.
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Included in there is her standing next to who I believe is her sister whose mom clearly learned a lesson about drinking while pregnant the first time around.
Edit: typing words with long nails hard.
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Thank you, it was the first one I was thinking of.

And yes, my memory was definitely being generous. Oof.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
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I don't like Dusty, but this pic in particular kicks me in the feels. There's also a short video of Destiny as a baby/toddler (I think it was Mr Snowflake who used it in one of his intros) that's sad to see. When Density's mother cracked Ambo over head with a K-Cup holder, Ambo should have ripped it out of her hands and smashed Mandy square in the face with it.

(You know, then I see a clip of Dusty doing something shitty like swining a kitten by it's paws, and my feels don't hurt so much anymore).
 
Boolean Bitch said:
I don't like Dusty, but this pic in particular kicks me in the feels. There's also a short video of Destiny as a baby/toddler (I think it was Mr Snowflake who used it in one of his intros) that's sad to see. When Density's mother cracked Ambo over head with a K-Cup holder, Ambo should have ripped it out of her hands and smashed Mandy square in the face with it.

(You know, then I see a clip of Dusty doing something shitty like swining a kitten by it's paws, and my feels don't hurt so much anymore).
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She certainly wasn’t dealt a fair hand, her drunk mom made sure of that.
But giving in to all her food cravings just like Amber did was her choice. She didn’t start ballooning until after high school, when she was the one in charge of her own food choices. And clearly she’s still going.
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In other gorlworld news, Dana is now developing her very own liverboob! Wearing Amber’s clothes and now gaining fast.
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LightEmittingDiode said:
She and Lexus were married back in March of this year, though.
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So this was probably just a ceremony for family since Destiny had originally posted that they would get married on 10/26
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Odd, backwards bumfuck couple all around. Maybe Lexus got wind of Destiny chatting with another online fatty in March and wanted to make sure it was on paper that she couldn’t just ask for the ring back like she did with every other gorlfriend/fiancee.

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After paying a visit to Destiny’s IG to grab screenshots I went to Dana’s out of curiosity to see how she’s doing.
Looks like she’s managed to find all that weight she lost again:

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Looks like the obese version of American Gothic. And that skirt--or whatever it is--really brings out her gunt.
 
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