🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Anal Del Rey said:
Destiny is officially married and well it looks like a mess :story:
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She and Lexus were married back in March of this year, though.
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So this was probably just a ceremony for family since Destiny had originally posted that they would get married on 10/26
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Odd, backwards bumfuck couple all around. Maybe Lexus got wind of Destiny chatting with another online fatty in March and wanted to make sure it was on paper that she couldn’t just ask for the ring back like she did with every other gorlfriend/fiancee.

Edit to add:
After paying a visit to Destiny’s IG to grab screenshots I went to Dana’s out of curiosity to see how she’s doing.
Looks like she’s managed to find all that weight she lost again:

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LightEmittingDiode said:
She and Lexus were married back in March of this year, though.
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So this was probably just a ceremony for family since Destiny had originally posted that they would get married on 10/26
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Odd, backwards bumfuck couple all around. Maybe Lexus got wind of Destiny chatting with another online fatty in March and wanted to make sure it was on paper that she couldn’t just ask for the ring back like she did with every other gorlfriend/fiancee.

Edit to add:
After paying a visit to Destiny’s IG to grab screenshots I went to Dana’s out of curiosity to see how she’s doing.
Looks like she’s managed to find all that weight she lost again:

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Fuck sake Velma, stop eating all the Scooby treats…
 
No doubt the arguing, fighting, and talking to other women has already been happening since even before the march marriage. For some reason people in toxic relationships think locking yourself in so it 10x harder to escape will solve their relationship problems. Let’s just be grateful they can’t go the even more common “toxic relationship fix” of pumping out kids to solve everything.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
She and Lexus were married back in March of this year, though.
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So this was probably just a ceremony for family since Destiny had originally posted that they would get married on 10/26
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Odd, backwards bumfuck couple all around. Maybe Lexus got wind of Destiny chatting with another online fatty in March and wanted to make sure it was on paper that she couldn’t just ask for the ring back like she did with every other gorlfriend/fiancee.

Edit to add:
After paying a visit to Destiny’s IG to grab screenshots I went to Dana’s out of curiosity to see how she’s doing.
Looks like she’s managed to find all that weight she lost again:

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Woah hol' up. I havent been on this thread in and while and thought yall were just poking fun and calling her Lexus because she is the size of a Lexus. Her real name is Lexus...that's is, unfortunate.
 
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''Do it''.
Good fucking God, she's 12 years old. Sex is not taboo and kinky. Sex is sex. Adults treating it as a nasty little secret are the most bland individuals. I know Fat Fuck is thick as pig shit but can she truly not see how this just makes her look like the virgin of virgins?

Has anyone over the age of 12 ever referred to sex as ''doing it'' unironically? This mentally stunted motherfucker...
 
dfranki723 said:
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''Do it''.
Good fucking God, she's 12 years old. Sex is not taboo and kinky. Sex is sex. Adults treating it as a nasty little secret are the most bland individuals. I know Fat Fuck is thick as pig shit but can she truly not see how this just makes her look like the virgin of virgins?

Has anyone over the age of 12 ever referred to sex as ''doing it'' unironically? This mentally stunted motherfucker...
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I am confident in thinking she has not had any formal sex education given her foster care/druggy parents' upbringing. Like everything in ALRs life, she learns it online. Remember when she was talking about her period and she would use such childlike, psychologically stunted (for her age) words & phrases.

I imagine it does depend on the day for Amber. Most of us in relationships would say this as "Too tired from work"..you know... when two mature adults have responsibilities in life, it CAN be hard to find the time or energy (for some). However, in Ambers case, I imagine the 'day' depends on when Tommy bathes her in the shower with a stick & sponge that is probably used to ..you know. I'm sorry, I'm a deviant.
 
Amber talking about her fictional sex life will always remind me of that "40 Year Old Virgin" scene.
"Oh yes, I do a sex all the time, just grab her boobs and feel them like bags full of sand"

Sure you do gourly slop, get back to eating. I wanna see if they use dynamite on your whale carcass, would make for one hell of a new years firework!
 
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