🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Bogliacci said:
Her head is so fucking weird, like a bowling ball on a stick.
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Right? She reminds me of the mother from the older Family Circus cartoons.

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Turd Fergusson said:
I do not think that this relationship will last very long as Emily will likely not put up with Amber taunter-tantrums. Amber will be miserable in no time.
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It probably won't, but this pig can just become a squatter. Even in Wisconsin, she can squat for a long time, basically being a rubber booger for the pervert (love that for hurr)!

Maybe the pervert can film us a grody porn from the Don Q Inn. Maybe the pig can give us a Rocky Rococo mookbong! Swiss Colony hauls ahoy!
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
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I can't even come up with something witty about how she's being choked purple by that throwback choker around her leg sized neck.
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It's giving Big Ed's sister vibes or his soulmate. Both fat with thick immovable body parts. Big ass thick necks. I don't understand how she isn't embarrassed to post we have eyes. Even the ones that sorta believe her have eyes. Does anyone think she's going up and down those stairs 😂
 
Constellationzero said:
It probably won't, but this pig can just become a squatter. Even in Wisconsin, she can squat for a long time
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While legally correct, ALR is to adverse too confrontation or being disliked to her face to actually be a squatter.

But she always has a new online "girlfriend" or two waiting in the wings, just in case. She's a life-long professional parasite. She'll jump ship immediately to a new Becky-style codependent fat lesbian when this current girl dumps her someday.
 
Clotso Coof said:
While legally correct, ALR is to adverse too confrontation or being disliked to her face to actually be a squatter.

But she always has a new online "girlfriend" or two waiting in the wings, just in case. She's a life-long professional parasite. She'll jump ship immediately to a new Becky-style codependent fat lesbian when this current girl dumps her someday.
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Well you don't need to really actively DO anything to be a squatter - I don't know how it works in Wisconsin but where I'm at, you only need to be existing in a space for a certain amount of time and then you have to be legally evicted. If this relationship goes south for whatever reason, and let's face it we all expect it to, ALR would legally have a place to stay for at least... six months? Plenty of time to manipulate her mom to pick her up or find another sap to latch onto - most likely Alexis.
 
Agoodpotroast said:
Well you don't need to really actively DO anything to be a squatter
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As I said, she could do it legally. But she couldn't handle getting death stares from the other residents of the house for months while the eviction case worked its way through the courts.

Imagine living in the same house for months with people who had tried to throw you out on the street and are now suing you in court. It would be hell for her and she can't handle confrontation like that. She'd also have to handle her own self care, grocery shopping, transportation and represent herself in tenant court. No way.
 
Clotso Coof said:
As I said, she could do it legally. But she couldn't handle getting death stares from the other residents of the house for months while the eviction case worked its way through the courts.

Imagine living in the same house for months with people who had tried to throw you out on the street and are now suing you in court. It would be hell for her and she can't handle confrontation like that. She'd also have to handle her own self care, grocery shopping, transportation and represent herself in tenant court. No way.
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Amber can manippleate her GFs in to taking her to McDonald’s but no way could she convince Emily to let her overstay her welcome, if Emily doesn’t want her there.
The thought of Amber in court in her holey black leggings and “best” shress makes me happy, though.
 
Usually once someone has been getting mail, esp bills, at an address they legally live there. By then the homeowner has to give a 30 day notice to vacate. If after the 30 days they refuse to leave you can have the police escort them away. Tho states can have different rules also this doesn’t account for special situations where the eviction process can be taken to court and take much longer
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
The thought of Amber in court in her holey black leggings and “best” shress makes me happy, though.
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Some landlord tenant court dockets broadcast all hearings on youtube, like Judge J Cedric Simpson's court out of Washtenaw County Michigan. I'd kill to see ALR in front of Judge Simpson. Ironically, his court has been covered by several former gorl world reactors like Mrz. Fields.

Here's an absolutely insufferable super-Karen in his landlord tenant court starting at 1:50 seconds (from Law Talk with Mike): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx-bIkyCIBE
 
“Your honor she told me to come stay with her it was hectic”
“She told me I would just have to sit on her once a week, not contribute to household expenses”
“She manippleated me online and I thought she meant move in forever not stay a few days to get my laygs squeezed and then leave”
 
How much money do we think ALR makes on youtube now? Can Amber still afford her own apartment if she needs to pay rent on her own? Gorl world in general seems less lucrative, although FFG just made 2095 bucks in superchats tonight due to Chantal ranting.
California King said:
I'm loving this just 6 minutes in but what the HELL is with the wild wailing in the background? It sounds like someone's being tazed every couple minutes.
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I'm not getting any weird noise and I've seen the video maybe three times in the last two years. Perhaps you should reboot? Maybe youtube is overloaded tonight with Iran getting bombed?
 
Clotso Coof said:
Why bother raising your own adorable daughter when you could spend your time feeding Amberlynn Reid instead? "You are a very good mother, Emily". Fuck you, Jennifer Franz.
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That comment sounded so fucking robotic and unnatural.
People don't speak like that to their family members, well maybe if they're in a cult. It's so stilted and strange. Maybe the whole family is fucked.
 
It’s always the shittiest mothers that are always being assured via comments on their kids pictures what a great parent they are, it’s a telltale sign.

Kinda like how it’s always the most toxic & abusive couples that use “babe” with each other like it’s going out of style.

I think things like these are a type of delusional Hail Mary. As if saying those names or phrases somehow wills the opposite of what is happening into existence.
 
Clotso Coof said:
Why bother raising your own adorable daughter when you could spend your time feeding Amberlynn Reid instead? "You are a very good mother, Emily". Fuck you, Jennifer Franz.
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Why does the kid live with the dad? I wonder if Emily did something bad where it was decided it was better the kid lived with the dad. Does she get every other week time with the kid? Will she spend Christmas with her daughter? Maybe that's why AL isn't sure if she'll do vlogmas if there's a kid running around. AL didn't think through what it's like being with someone that has to (should be) putting their kid first and Emily probably didn't think through what it's like to have a 600 pound toddler stuck in the house needing attention all of the time since colleen was in the nursing home and her husband was able to take care of himself.
 
Clotso Coof said:
How much money do we think ALR makes on youtube now? Can Amber still afford her own apartment if she needs to pay rent on her own?
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Just kidding. Seriously though, I think it was estimating her earnings at around $2000/month (actually maybe $3K) before her long break and all of the old video removals screwed up the calculations.

Forget rent though... earning around/less than $2,000/month for this month (due to not uploading for weeks), how could she afford FOOD?!? How is Slommus affording to feed her pet hippo?

Crazy theory about the apartment - do you think that Amber's canceled her monthly lease on the place, but will give her audience some stupid bullshit story about something happening to the unit, so she can't go back to it? Remember all of her vlogs about fire alarms? You think she'll make up a story that while she was with Slommus, an adjacent unit caught fire and her unit was damaged from the fire. And they've offered her another unit, but her ANGZITE just won't let her live there anymore? Or maybe a flood. Or maybe RADON, I don't know. I mean, she has to come up with SOMETHING to fill her vlogs with.
 
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