🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She half asses EVERYTHING in her life & I believe she was pretending to go thru the motions with the WLS so that Jade The Hand wouldn't leave her lard ass. There was a lot of tension between them as Fat Fuck DOES NOT WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT. Being a big fat sack of useless shit absolves her of most adult responsibilities. & she thinks she's beautiful as is (what a joke) so she doesn't want to lose the one & only thing that makes her "special", the thing that gets her out of doing EVERYTHING. Jade actually wanted better for her, but if she was really a viewer, she should've known better. Porky will die over 800 ell bees.
I also think that Jade wanted Amber to do better. At first, Amber was saying that Jade was the most supportive girlfriends ever. She was to teach her to drive, and help her losing weight. Jade bought her at Christmas a pedal contraption to do exercises. We likely never used it. Jade also forced Amber to take walks. That was time time that she slipped and sprained her ankle. Jade also was to pay for half of the WSL, and Amber ran with it for content, but was never really wanted to. Jade dropped her when she realised that Amber would never change.

How much y'all wanna bet there'll be another weight loss attempt during vlogmas to "prove" to us meanie hAyDuRs that Emily isn't a feeder freak? Another WLS arc?
The first question is where will Amber live by Christmas? She said that she renewed her lease in OKC. Why, if she is moving to Wisconsin? Regardless, Amber needs a health related arc by November. Kidney stones, WLS, dangling ankle, we'll see.
 
Not a single person on planet earth can tell,support or influence Amber what to do and that includes Jade.
@StarkRavingMad I do remember Amber fluctuating quite a bit with Jade, because I had a suspicion that Amber was staying up all night and eating while Jade slept. Amber said Jade was asking Amber to start going to bed at a similar time to her so they could be on the same schedule, also so she wouldn’t sneak eat all night. There was one video where Amber said she was up all night eating garbage and that Jade saw the trash in the morning and wasn’t happy. She also went from 460 to 540 with her, and up and down a lot.

I’m interested to see the “healthy” support Emily is going to give her
 
Karina Kaboom, this is somewhat embarrassing for her lol.

I don’t really understand or care for the Youtube strikes/policies, but like this community in general, it’s nice to observe.
 
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Jade definitely had some saviour complex about Pookie but some gorls just don't want to be saved. I am still adamant she's drip feeding us stuff to get us lubed up for the inevitable "ABOOSIVE EX!!1" clickbait payday once she feels emboldened by Justin Feeder.
 
Jade definitely had some saviour complex about Pookie but some gorls just don't want to be saved. I am still adamant she's drip feeding us stuff to get us lubed up for the inevitable "ABOOSIVE EX!!1" clickbait payday once she feels emboldened by Justin Feeder.
That would fit her pattern. With EVERY partner, Amber creates a villian for her partner to rally with her against. Like that karpman drama triangle thing I posted a while ago. Amber starts as the "victim", and pushes her current partner in the "rescuer" role by dubbing someone to be a villian (or "persecutor"). I didn't follow during the Krystle era (and haven't bothered to brush up too much on the lore from that era other than the odd video from "The Ankle"), so I unfortunately don't have a good example for that time other than maybe Amber shitting on her parents. But there are clear examples in all of the other eras:
  • Destiny was her rescuer against persecutor Casey ("Casey raped me - just ask Destiny!")
  • Becky was her rescuer against persecutor Rafe ("Rafe is talking shit about me and let my cats - that I dumped at her house and wouldn't take back - live in horrible conditions with MOLD... AND she tried to get Rarity spayed!!!")
  • Jade was her rescuer against persecutor Becky ("It's Becky's fault that I got cancer. She wouldn't give me the support I need")
  • Alexis (although not a romantic partner) was her rescuer against Erica and white-knighted for Amber when she was getting criticism for trying to be a homewrecking whore. And then was temporarily cast into the persecutor role when she tried to rescue Amber from Slommus.
Slommus will be her rescuer against persecutor Jade
 
Not a single person on planet earth can tell,support or influence Amber what to do and that includes Jade.
@StarkRavingMad I do remember Amber fluctuating quite a bit with Jade, because I had a suspicion that Amber was staying up all night and eating while Jade slept. Amber said Jade was asking Amber to start going to bed at a similar time to her so they could be on the same schedule, also so she wouldn’t sneak eat all night. There was one video where Amber said she was up all night eating garbage and that Jade saw the trash in the morning and wasn’t happy. She also went from 460 to 540 with her, and up and down a lot.

I’m interested to see the “healthy” support Emily is going to give her
Oh, Amber is gonna Amber herself into a grave. We all know this, and we've been all seeing it for the past decade. Nobody is going to change her because she is a delusional, malignant narcissist.

I just think that Jade tried to get her weight loss going, and tried much harder than the other girlfriends caregivers did, which is why she nope'd out of the relationship much sooner than the others did and ended up coming out of her experience with Amber the most unscathed. She wasn't a full-on enabler.

I think that Wipey was the only one to actually call Amber out on her shit to her face. Proof is in the pudding: Amber is now claiming that "every girlfriend was supportive during the relationship except for Faline." We all know that means that Jade was the only one who didn't put up with her manipulative bullshit, lol. Jade refused to completely uproot or ruin her life for Amber, and Amber is trying to sell that as her being unsupportive or abusive (trust me, that abuse claims are definitely coming if they haven't already).

Now with Tommy Salami, Amber found her match. The feeder is every bit as vindictive and weird as Amber is, and Amber is totally down for it because she thinks she can do whatever the hell she wants with no challenges whatsoever. That's going to change the second she's on her deathbed while Justin Feeder gets off on it. Couldn't happen to a nicer person ... I have no sympathy for her whatsoever.
 
Community tab post from last night...

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The timing seems about right for an initial strike/ban to let her come back to post.
 
You know, it's been a little bit since Amber has shown her cunt attitude. I for one am looking forward to her shitty attitude and flimsy justifications. Specifically with Mamalynn because we know she's gonna have some more to say about that
 
Sorry I wasn't able to get this together to combine with my previous post, but it looks like this is another vid that got wiped on the 13th (part of the 330ish thousand views she lost):
Link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-11102526
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Womp Womp. So are you still going to say that it was only 2 videos to ever be removed Amber?! Because there's this one, the rotisserie chicken "mookbong", and that GRWM/tea spilling video that didn't have any tea. That makes three so far....
[EDITED TO ADD: well, technically she took that clickbaity "tea" video down and renamed it before YouTube could remove it, so I guess she's splitting hairs here].

I can't take credit for finding it - Karina Kaboom mentioned "the 5000 calorie video" in her most recent upload, and I remembered that video clearly because it was the one where Amber ate an Arby's fish sandwich (because who the FUCK would eat fish from ARBYS?!)

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And this most likely was one of the ones hit on the 13th, because social blade shows no other videos deleted back to at least mid-September:
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Is this the result of flaggot retards going after her? If so it's only a matter of time before her channel is nuked. I'm not an Amber defender by any stretch but reporting videos outside of illegal shit is fucking gay.
 
The OF is very soon at this rate, and at this speed, she is going to be doing more than thirst traps we might get  nudes lagyys.
 
Is this the result of flaggot retards going after her? If so it's only a matter of time before her channel is nuked. I'm not an Amber defender by any stretch but reporting videos outside of illegal shit is fucking gay.

In general, I agree with you. But for starters, Amber has flagged other people's videos for no legit reason at all other than her being unable to take criticism.

Additionally, so many people (including the media) cheer for others who flag Eugenia Cooney's videos for being dangerous by glorifying eating disorders and being fetish material ... Both of those things can definitely apply to Amber at this point. lol.

I'm just going to chalk off any flagging of her videos as "Meh. Couldn't happen to a bitchier person."

Hm, now I want someone to ask Amber about her feelings on Eugenia Cooney. Her answer would for sure provide some laughs.
 
It is in my head cannon that she has gotten so fat since getting with the "Grim Feeder" that she can't make videos anymore. the stop sign shaped 2019 head is back and she knows she can't fool anyone anymore with the faked speaking scale readings pointed at the ceiling. You chose death Amber, its ok, we all know, just cam up so we can enjoy the freak show of your last months alive! THINK OF THE VIEWS GIRLY SLOP!
 
In the age of the internet coupled with low self-esteem, do you really believe men have to pay to see anything?
The existence of things like OF suggest that many of them are willing to pay... and no doubt Amber's agent will be taking requests for specific content.
 
Hm, now I want someone to ask Amber about her feelings on Eugenia Cooney. Her answer would for sure provide some laughs.
“She is just like me guize struggling with her mentuls.. we are bolth suffering from an eating disorder, I just get more haydurs because fatphobia. But we are practically the same!”
 
“She is just like me guize struggling with her mentuls.. we are bolth suffering from an eating disorder, I just get more haydurs because fatphobia. But we are practically the same!”

I can totally see that kind of answer from her ... Or her lacking any and all self awareness by saying that Eugenia is dying in front of everyone in real time or something.
 
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