🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The Last Cigarette said:
I remember the lead up to that merch drop. She said it took her so long and tons of effort. She said she really wanted to put out something she would wear, cause shes such a minimalistic gorl. Just ask Necky.

I do think it perfectly encapsulates her personality, shallow garbage
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What does she mean something she'd wear? She could not & never would be able to FIT into her own shitty merch.
Miltank said:
Maybe Kristine was supposed to put the rest of Amber’s shit from the apartment in storage or shipped to her somehow. Also to tie up the loose ends with the lease/apartment. Kristine instead pulled a Wipey and cut contact with her as soon as she dumped her in Wisconsin. Now Amber is panicking about her abandoned shit & the status of her apartment and can’t get through to Ma. Poor waddle Amber
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Now THAT would be hilarious & I like the way you think!
 
StarkRavingMad said:
If Amber is still so hurt and bitter by her mother's addiction issues (or whatever multiple choice childhood story she chooses to tell us), then she shouldn't have reconnected with her mom.
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The way I see it, Hamber would be cruel and belittling to her Mom even if she had no grudge to hold because that's just what kind of person she is. She clearly can't go five minutes without putting somebody down and forcing her bullshit upon them.
 
+who.cares+ said:
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She fucking loves the attention and drama she causes. She soaks in it like she soaks in her sweaty fupa boils, sorry for the image guys.
Anal Del Rey said:
I know this isn't the same girl that claimed she didn't shower for a whole year :story: . The jokes write themselves. View attachment 6512685
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I don't particularly disagree, he is a fucking narc fag and also can't stand his content or his harem of desperate, fat middle-aged women.
 
Anal Del Rey said:
I know this isn't the same girl that claimed she didn't shower for a whole year :story: . The jokes write themselves. View attachment 6512685
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No way did she write this, her greasy spic attack dog probably said it like how The Hand would reply on Amber's behalf and we'd clock it straight away because she sometimes used words with more than two syllables.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
His beard does look gross though she's right LOL
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You have to be gross to put your face on any Amberlynn commentary especially the shit he does.

I know we are all apart of the hypocrisy here but snowflake is on another level. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the work he does, but at the end of the day he’s acting like a catty woman.

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back and tells you what you’re made of ; Mr. snowflake is made out of pettiness, poor hygiene, snd a faggy fitted cardigan.

That and he is getting fat
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
You have to be gross to put your face on any Amberlynn commentary especially the shit he does.

I know we are all apart of the hypocrisy here but snowflake is on another level. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the work he does, but at the end of the day he’s acting like a catty woman.

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back and tells you what you’re made of ; Mr. snowflake is made out of pettiness, poor hygiene, snd a faggy fitted cardigan.

That and he is getting fat
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And he is a pervert in Discord, flirting with fans when he is apparently a married man. Only Gorl World would find a below average looking man "sexy" because he is not super obese and has a British accent. Viewers are between Chantal and Amber fat, so no man - even as average as Snowflake - would look their way IRL

Edit cause English is hard
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
You have to be gross to put your face on any Amberlynn commentary especially the shit he does.

I know we are all apart of the hypocrisy here but snowflake is on another level. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the work he does, but at the end of the day he’s acting like a catty woman.

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back and tells you what you’re made of ; Mr. snowflake is made out of pettiness, poor hygiene, snd a faggy fitted cardigan.

That and he is getting fat
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The reactor to lolcow pipeline is very real and has been proven time and time again; the second these fags put their face on camera is the beginning of the end.
 
Anal Del Rey said:
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Lmao at her calling anyone else germ infested when she literally has a beard bigger than his growing out of her 50-pound pussy covered in festering cottage cheese that she can't even clean with mushrooms and moss sprouting out all over the place. That's not even getting to her anus which I'm ready to go into detail about if any gorls want another fine image in y'all heads.
 
I'll never understand people who dramatically friend and unfriend family members based on whatever trashy family spat is going on at the time. Why not just change your facebook profile to "Unstable Drama Whore"?

If you truly want to cut off your family forever, that's different. Otherwise fuck off with the social media dramatics.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
The reactor to lolcow pipeline is very real and has been proven time and time again; the second these fags put their face on camera is the beginning of the end.
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Gorlic Bread.

When is this piece of unfunny, useless shit getting his own thread?
Clotso Coof said:
Why not just change your facebook profile to "Unstable Drama Whore"?
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Because they don't DO DRAMA. Just ask them. Or wait. They have at least one thing in common with vegans.
 
Well Methmomma is still posting the usual boomer “look at this amazing photo” captioned AI generated bullshit on to her timeline and hasn’t (publicly) posted or addressed anything related to her gargantuan spawn.
So hopefully she is going full dark mode on Amber, which is probably the best course of action.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
The reactor to lolcow pipeline is very real and has been proven time and time again; the second these fags put their face on camera is the beginning of the end.
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The smarter ones learn that quickly. That's why we don't see FFG on camera anymore. She started her channel when she had lost a lot of weight (but still fat). She then started the "spiet" trend with her followers but very soon dropped the subject. We dont' know exactly how fat she is because she doen't show it. Chantal tried it but it only lasted for a view videos because her vain self NEEDS to have her mug on camera. Same with ALR.
 
Let's be real though, Kiwis. Are we REALLY surprised that she got out there and magically found a reason to not go back? If her mom drove her out there, I don't see a reason why she would refuse to bring her back if that wasn't a part of the discussion from the jump. I know I definitely would be miffed if I had a plan in place, with a 19 hour drive, and someone switched up on me like I don't have other things to do with my time.

But obviously she doesn't care. We know this. Nothing matters to Amber but Amber. If she was gonna fly out there anyway (which she said she planned to), then fly back. It's a pretty straight forward solution for an independent person but it's Amber. Chantal is gross too but she can lug her fatass internationally so Amber can get a flight to OK and take care of her own stuff.

It's like working with a child. They do stuff because they know they can get away with it. As long as she targets people who have a shred of humanity and will tolerate her behavior for enough time to line someone else up, she's gonna keep doing it. I just hope Emily or Tommy or whatever doesn't subject her kid to it but they're both proving that they're not the best people to make those types of decisions.

You deserve each other. Love that.
 
I'm sure this whole being in Wisconsin thing is the perfect excuse for her not to show up to her kidney specialist appointment in November. Great thinking, Amber.
 
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Mekahineyho said:
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Tessy isn't an actress, you dumbass. She's a vapid, brainless monotone dipshit who can't follow a transcript on a pod...cast.... oh.

Wait.

Can't dictate to save her life, can't emote, has 1.3 braincells of which 1.1 are dedicated to the open/shut motion of the lower mandible to facilitate eating?

Suddenly I can see it.

Other issues is Tess is (shockingly) too thin and her boobs are too large to play ALR. Pft.
 
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