🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Even more 8008135 said:
The size of her gunt is truly shocking ... it's easy to forget how huge it is when she so often shows only the tip of the fatburg, from her moonface up.

It's literally halfway to her fat-engulfed, screaming knees.

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For your reading pleasure:

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That's our Amber: Grade 1 cancer; grade 3 gunt.

Miltank said:
Maybe Kristine was supposed to put the rest of Amber’s shit from the apartment in storage or shipped to her somehow. Also to tie up the loose ends with the lease/apartment. Kristine instead pulled a Wipey and cut contact with her as soon as she dumped her in Wisconsin. Now Amber is panicking about her abandoned shit & the status of her apartment and can’t get through to Ma. Poor waddle Amber
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The irony of Amber being a perpetual one-way passenger, driven and dumped over and over gives me a big (yes I said big) case of schadenfreude. If this turns out to be true--that Kristine drove her , dumped her, and blocked her on social media--I'm going to start calling her Sisyphuslynn.

We talk about the cycle of Amber's "weight loss journey," but the relationships fit the model: Find a girl through social media; flirt via text; flirt via FaceTime; snag a ride and move in; drive girl crazy; get dumped; Find a girl through social media, etc., etc.
 
formerlyfat said:
Wonder if part of the deal of Methma driving to the Feeder was she got the contents of the apartment?
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Ewww, a smelly sofa, a pile of "poetry" books written by YouTube "celebrities", a fridge full of salami, and a skid of Wommart purses, empty journals, and old wax melts? I'm sure Kristine has the sense to NOT take that deal, as it would have a net negative value (once you take into account the fee for the skip to haul it all away).

Turd Fergusson said:
All her possessions are still in the OKC flat, and this needs to be sorted out. So the latest kerfuffle is either she wanted her mother to pack her stuff and ship it out, or wanted her to come back to pick her up so she could pack it herself.
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I don't know if this really matters. Amber values her old cellphones (which have dirt on her exes), and maybe a couple of her journals (which likely contain dirt on her exes). She may have taken those with her, as they wouldn't take up that much space. As much as she acquires like a hoarder, she doesn't have the hoarder's attachment to things and she's perfectly fine abandoning stuff to rebuy it later (especially if the alternative is hauling it herself; she'll hold on to things if she has a thumb butler to do her bidding). She's shown this multiple times over the decade of videos she's posted. Amber's life is all online - I doubt she has any physical keepsakes.

Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
I bet her an Alexis are going to be great friends again. We might even get an Alexis roommate arc lol
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IMO, this is why Amber accepted Alexis' apology. Amber's not stranded in Wisconsin; she's just FINE. If there's any fallout between St Thomus of Slommus, LexLoser will pick up the Hambeast and either cart her and the pets back to OKC, or will help Ambo get set up into a new apartment of her own. Although a LexLoser roommate arc would be AWESOME, and we are ENTITLED to that kind of drama in return for enduring the bullshit Jade and Methma eras.
 
Yeah no I don’t buy it.
If I had been trying and trying through text, call, MAYBE email to reach my mother with no response THEN I might be tempted to post on her FB. But it would be more of a “hey I can’t reach you is everything ok” type of message.
This would be after a few days of radio silence from the first attempt at contact. I probably would also have reached out to other family/friends to see if they had heard from her.
Your mother being at work doesn’t mean she won’t see a text message, it would probably just delay the response. There is no urgency. You posting that comment though, Amber, DOES indicate a sense of urgency.
You could have just deleted the comment, Amber. Removing yourself as her friend doesn’t make you un-findable. Your mother booted you off her FB. And I’m glad she is taking charge.
Fuck off, Amber!
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Yeah no I don’t buy it.
If I had been trying and trying through text, call, MAYBE email to reach my mother with no response THEN I might be tempted to post on her FB. But it would be more of a “hey I can’t reach you is everything ok” type of message.
This would be after a few days of radio silence from the first attempt at contact. I probably would also have reached out to other family/friends to see if they had heard from her.
Your mother being at work doesn’t mean she won’t see a text message, it would probably just delay the response. There is no urgency. You posting that comment though, Amber, DOES indicate a sense of urgency.
You could have just deleted the comment, Amber. Removing yourself as her friend doesn’t make you un-findable. Your mother booted you off her FB. And I’m glad she is taking charge.
Fuck off, Amber!
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Yeah, something happened there. That comment reeks of “Oh, you’re not going to respond to my calls and texts? Then I’m going to go on Facebook and shame you publicly into doing so.” She could have sent that via private DM.

Of course, it’s Amber, so it could be as simple as her mom was busy at work and she threw a damn fit about it.
 
What if mamalyn relapsed...with all the YouTube money she's getting from amber, it's a huge possiblity. Also it could be a move to create drama and bring attention to her because it is the season when YouTube pays out most.
 
Anal Del Rey said:
The jokes write themselves.
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Spreads more lies than he washes his beard. If his beard is germ infested, I assume he doesn't wash it much, so I guess barely tells any lies?
Isn't the phrase "does x more than y" used when y is a frequent event? For example "Amber tells lies more often than she rearranges her earring collection".
She has confused me. My mind is not free. Unlike a pigeon.
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
Yeah, something happened there. That comment reeks of “Oh, you’re not going to respond to my calls and texts? Then I’m going to go on Facebook and shame you publicly into doing so.” She could have sent that via private DM.

Of course, it’s Amber, so it could be as simple as her mom was busy at work and she threw a damn fit about it.
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That's how I feel about it. How fucking odd is it to post something in a public forum like that but especially to your own mom? There are plenty of ways to get in touch with someone without posting it to someone's wall on Facebook. Goes back into the realm of speculation whether she's just fucking stupid or she did it on purpose. She should know what we're like by now. And the comments afterwards? Can't lie about something when there's irrefutable proof that you're lying.
 
Mamalynn is not a great person or anything (as we've found out with her arrest/prison record of course). That said, I could not watch Amber on that road trip to Wisconsin with her without seething at how she was treating her mom.

If Amber is still so hurt and bitter by her mother's addiction issues (or whatever multiple choice childhood story she chooses to tell us), then she shouldn't have reconnected with her mom. Period. But, you know ... Amber needed to mooch off somebody to get those rides to Wal-Mart and Target, after all.

God, Amber is so awful. What a shitty person she is. She deserves her "final arc" with Justin Feeder.

If all of this talk about Mamalynn blocking Amber on Facebook and everything is true, then it would be pretty glorious if Mamalynn spilled the beans on her experiences with her parasite of a daughter.
 
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