🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She could do a fundraiser to book an Uber XXXXXX5XL to haul her back to the handicap apartment. Livestream and allow TTS superchats, eat on camera. Take inspiration from classic Chantal disaster streams except for the part where Chantal could drive a car.
 
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Amber's face says "kill me now!"

They're perfect for each other. 💋
 
OMG, just imagine her stuck, with all three of her pets, 19 hours from home.
Aside from the blow to her ego, this wouldn't be nearly as devastating for Hamber as it would be for the majority of normal people. None of her friendships last very long (and are usually just her girlfriends' social circle anyway), she's not on great terms with her family (they're a whole ass mess but let's not pretend it isn't at least partially her fault), she has no professional considerations, she owns nothing that isn't thoroughly disposable, doesn't belong to a church, and rarely goes outside. Amber has no "home" really and never seemed especially attached to anywhere she's lived, where "home" is depends entirely on where in the country her current mark is located and how soon she can convince someone to haul her there. If the gunt-sniffer tells her to GTFO I'm guessing Hamber will just get a place in Wisconsin rather than endure another trip back to OK assuming anyone would even be willing to taxi her.

Also methma pulled a jade on her dropped her fatass and block lmao
I wonder if that's where she got the idea. If Hamber has any sense she should realize how good she had it with Becky in hindsight. Slowly but surely, people are getting less and less likely to put up with Hamber's shit.
 
Her Mum probably broke it down and gave a reality check for Amber. Amber being the delusional, narcissistic, manipulative cunt she is got her way, again. I can imagine that Ambers's mum wanted or expected to heal, repair and reconcile with her 500lb, fucked up daughter.

However, like every person in Hambers life, you will always be temporary and be replaced when someone or something better comes along.

*Edit because I have more to bitch about*

So Amber already has her perfume shelf in Emily's house so who knows if she has to leave—her lease for the apartment needed to be renewed in early October. And we don’t know if she took all her stuff so it’s also highly possible this “trip” was a tester and now she needs to move the rest of her stuff, or as others speculated, Emily is tired of her.

Emily, maybe you should stick to bed-bound fatties in hospital beds, not delusional narcissists who wish to portray a false reality.
 
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Just your average growing 600 pound girl… Im no scientist… if a chair has a weight limit I’ll bet knees do too.

One wrong step is all it takes for a finger to push the turbo button on that weight gain.

What a nightmare, eating her way into a fatty prison. Meh, enjoy prison. Couldn’t happen to a worse person.
 
Maybe Kristine was supposed to put the rest of Amber’s shit from the apartment in storage or shipped to her somehow. Also to tie up the loose ends with the lease/apartment. Kristine instead pulled a Wipey and cut contact with her as soon as she dumped her in Wisconsin. Now Amber is panicking about her abandoned shit & the status of her apartment and can’t get through to Ma. Poor waddle Amber
 
Is there more narrative to this? Has Amber been saying in videos she cant get ahold of her mom? What about her aunt? Maybe mom tied the knot with the new guy and changed her last name from Reid. This is just very odd to pop up with nothing around it here in the thread (or I'm retarded, very possible)

ETA: Nope, moms facebook is intact. Amber's not listed on there as Amber or as Reid. What I can't find is Amber's facebook. Maybe Amber yeeted/changed her name/went to hidden?

Amber's account has all the friends set to private now. I am not sure if that blocks it from searching mom's side...
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Maybe Kristine was supposed to put the rest of Amber’s shit from the apartment in storage or shipped to her somehow. Also to tie up the loose ends with the lease/apartment. Kristine instead pulled a Wipey and cut contact with her as soon as she dumped her in Wisconsin. Now Amber is panicking about her abandoned shit & the status of her apartment and can’t get through to Ma. Poor waddle Amber
Most people when going to visit a friend do not bring their animals with them. She clearly thought that she was not returning back. She also brought a lot of rubbish for a 2 week holiday. All her possessions are still in the OKC flat, and this needs to be sorted out. So the latest kerfuffle is either she wanted her mother to pack her stuff and ship it out, or wanted her to come back to pick her up so she could pack it herself. In any event, something is amiss. Should all of this have been discussed before, or is it Amber being petulant for not getting her way? Why would Emily or her now group of friends drive her to OKC, or has Amber overstayed her welcome?
 
Probably because I’m a soulless millennial who was only taught to express himself through ironic statements, but I saw that T-shirt at a thrift shop and it was priced decently, I’d buy it.

I’m also an fucking corporate hoar so don’t expect much
I had a Try Guys sweater at one point so I feel you. But if someone were to have made fun of me, I'd take it on the chin. If I bought Amber merch and I met someone in the wild who knew the reference, I'd want to know what support group we were in so we can carpool
 
Does this make the THIRD person in Amber's life that has dropped her off somewhere and changed the locks after? Dear Gawd I hope so, she deserves it.

I do worry a little for her pets, they only deserve the best. Poor things.
 
What if Amburg went to Feeders house with no intention to bring the things she deems replaceable with her? People leave their furniture and junk behind all the time when they move with no regard for the ones who have to clean up after them. Could be why mamalynn blocked her?
 
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