🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Earlier, she mentioned that she will not vlog from Emily’s house. I do not understand why, and what else will she do instead? Going to bars and playing kid’s games is not going to sustain her for very long.
 
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. Someone in Jordy's chat paid to get this as their actual license plate.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Earlier, she mentioned that she will not vlog from Emily’s house. I do not understand why, and what else will she do instead? Going to bars and playing kid’s games is not going to sustain her for very long.
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I wonder if Emily's daughter is there being introduced to her new stepblobby mommy? Obviously for us normies that would be totally out of the question but you know these lesbo relationships move at the speed of light and since we know Justin Feeder is currently speedrunning Amber breaking the 600 el bee barrier, they don't have time to waste!
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Earlier, she mentioned that she will not vlog from Emily’s house. I do not understand why, and what else will she do instead? Going to bars and playing kid’s games is not going to sustain her for very long.
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She's afraid we'll dox it from the wall trim or something.... but we already have the location.
Maybe she's afraid of the kid screaming in the background, or the place is an absolute pigsty.
 
cascadeplatinum said:
She was suggesting her puss was so tiny in a drunk live, that it is a flat little coin slot that doesn’t even have a labia minora - I guess she doesn’t know about them because you have to get like elbow deep into this seeping, frontal baboon ass to get to where they would anatomically be and she can’t feel them when she uses her shit wiping/sex toy wand.
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ugh, Amber, the coinslot is such a male idealized concept. She's not into "women" anyway, she wanted to fuck Ricky...Or Eric? I forget which. And all of her girlfriends have had to be the boy.
 
Hojicha said:
ugh, Amber, the coinslot is such a male idealized concept. She's not into "women" anyway, she wanted to fuck Ricky...Or Eric? I forget which. And all of her girlfriends have had to be the boy.
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Doesn't a certain level of obesity start to affect hair growth (like how Big Al has no eyebrows)? If so it could well be that she has a dainty smooth lil coin slot for Emily to run her tongue up and down like she's swiping a credit card, because remember Amber is a sexy lil sex kitten who has lots of sexy sex.
 
lol cow supreme said:
She's afraid we'll dox it from the wall trim or something.... but we already have the location.
Maybe she's afraid of the kid screaming in the background, or the place is an absolute pigsty.
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This does not explain everything. Emily does not have full custody, so the child is not always there. Furthermore, we never saw the flat in OKC, only the bathroom and her sitting somewhere. So, I am not sure why she mentioned it. Are we even sure that she moved in?
 
Hojicha said:
ugh, Amber, the coinslot is such a male idealized concept. She's not into "women" anyway, she wanted to fuck Ricky...Or Eric? I forget which. And all of her girlfriends have had to be the boy.
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I always thought the coin slot was your butt crack, like in that old SNL commercial with Lindsay Lohan for Neutrogena Coin Slot Cream.
 
coinslot.....

The Ningi is a galactic unit of currency, valued at one eighth of a Triganic Pu. A Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side. Galactibanks refuse to deal in Ningis, declaring them "fiddling small change."
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 
Raw said:
Emily changed her Tiktok username.

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Who's this little puffball of doom? This isn't the white and gray tabby cat that Amber was holding in her vlog. Could there be 4 CATS (and an overfed rat small dog) running around unsupervised while they yu(c)k it up at the hotel? That's a lot of pets to ignore, Ambo.

Hojicha said:
ugh, Amber, the coinslot is such a male idealized concept. She's not into "women" anyway, she wanted to fuck Ricky...Or Eric? I forget which. And all of her girlfriends have had to be the boy.
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Eric was the dude at the gaycare that she wanted to bang. In the past, she's also mentioned male celebrities that she's been sexually attracted to. I don't want to necro that horse just to beat it to death yet again (there's an entire thread in spergatory about it - https://kiwifarms.st/threads/is-amberlynn-really-lesbian.34934/ ), but despite Amber insisting that she's the most lesbian lesbian to ever... lesbian, her behaviour has always come across to me as bisexual at the very least. Or maybe there are no thoughts from that smooth brain, and all of this is just her regurgitating what she's heard from others or seen in porn or something.

cascadeplatinum said:
She was suggesting her puss was so tiny in a drunk live, that it is a flat little coin slot that doesn’t even have a labia minora - I guess she doesn’t know about them because you have to get like elbow deep into this seeping, frontal baboon ass to get to where they would anatomically be and she can’t feel them when she uses her shit wiping/sex toy wand.
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The harsh reality is that Amber's entire body has been distorted beyond recognition due to her fat - including all of the structures of the vulva. I mean, bitch is getting fat storing on the soles of her FEET. At that point, you know that *every* structure has been stretched out and filled in. Plus, Amber has no clue what her genitalia - or likely any other woman's genitalia - actually look like. She tagged along on one of Destiny's doctor appointments and didn't recognize the model of the female reproductive system on the desk of the doctor's office. I'd doubt she's actually seen it in any context outside of lesbian porn (and that includes her 'gorlfriends'). It's not like she could even see her own, as it's covered by a 100+lb pannus. She'd need someone to help hold her pannus up, and then use a mirror on an extendable pole like the boarder/customs agents use to check the undercarriage of vehicles.
 
I was watching a compilation video of Amber trying on clothes that will fit her once she “loses some weight” and I kept rewinding this part back because I couldn’t make sense of what I was seeing.
I tweaked the brightness etc so I could see it better but god DAMN her fupa swings low.
Emily must use a scuba mask and rest it on top of her head if she ever dares to venture down there.
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ugh imagine how much is moves around when she herples anywhere... this is why she wants those pants glued to her ass
 
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